The music with the little girl and the brunette counselor sounds like a vaguely romantic scene from a Final Fantasy game.

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Operation Razorteeth!

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Many thanks to @Cherizilla for making the card.

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Someone's fixin' to lose a hand

@Violinknitter I mean yes but to be fair he was kind of talking nonsense earlier

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Yikes!! Ate his feet right off! #Monsterdon Not his lover!!!

#monsterdon Child of the corn.

And Tyler too! #monsterdon

Took him long enough to tell them what's going on.

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oh the asshole camp guy will die so no teenagers have to

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The magic box definitely looks like a pizza box

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she is the camp councilor we all deserve. #monsterdon

Dude just bled about 20 gallons of blood. #Monsterdon

@polographer

Monsterdon is a weekly monster movie watch party on Mastodon, organized by @Taweret and usually held at 6 PM Pacific time (9 ET) on Sunday night.

To participate all you need to do is follow the hashtag #Monsterdon. Then on Sunday night watch the movie with us and post comments!

Oh, NOW you listen to Traumatic Head Injury Scientist!! You could’ve done that BEFORE draining the pond #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ

Great looking dog too.

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Lady: “I’m sorry I put your daughter in danger.”
Mountain Dude: “Let’s spend a few hours burying this guy first.”

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Oh gosh, those people really know how to act!
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@plaidtron3000 By that point, he probably didn't feel his legs at all.

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Getting her... what? WHAT???! #monsterdon

piranhas with absolutely excellent precision of bites to preserve the cartilage and whatnot to keep the skeleton and feet together to make good footage for the press and get their brand out there
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"he wouldn't want to be buried in town, not after what he did to all them......well anyway...."

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Blood fountain! Another deader!

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That bloody dock tells the tale
of a drunken old river man
et by bitey fish
not wanting to be buried in town

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@Taweret Not on Divorcee Mountain!

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Paul does have A+ garden statuary

I wish my hair looked that good at camp. They must have 3 or 4 cabins completely dedicated to hair salons.

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Is Dr. Robert Hoak still tied up on a raft on the water? #monsterdon

Bully's face on the dart board. Good good. #monsterdon

At least some of the piranha are drunk now.

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#Monsterdon if you're down he gets you up - dr robert
take a drink from his special cup - dr robert

No you stay there, might tip the canoe.

Foreshadowing

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@ordinoides

Who's keeping odds on the characters that will be chomped first?

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The dart board! 😂

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you can't just bury someone. there's cops and coroners and like a whole society over here

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Does the dog die? No.
Does the old man die? . . . *cough*
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The single synth note of corpse reveal. #monsterdon

How did he stumble that far on foot bones?

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@SnoopJ In Portuguese"nh" is pronounced like the spanish "ñ" so maybe it's overeducation #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'll bet Doc didn't serve on the USS Indianapolis. More like a honey barge out of Jersey. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

#Monsterdon aahhh sharp things penetrating my flesh! my only weakness!

#monsterdon well, I'm glad the dog is ok. Poor guy.

I forget... exactly why are they kidnapping that federally-funded researcher? #monsterdon

@Cherizilla He just said, "don't lose your head over a little piece of tail" 🙄

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#monsterdon things escalated quickly for the hermit - he was hiding out fine at the army site in the morning, now he's been kidnapped, has a concussion, and is being floated down a river by two really weird people.

He disagreed with something that ate him. #Monsterdon #Piranha

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Piranha are going to get drunk eating that dude.

GOOD DOG

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#Monsterdon I swear if the dog dies...

he died of not enough foot flesh

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"Intestinal Fortitude" is his given name. He goes by Guts.

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and smart too
*joins doggo hiding in car*
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The dog wasn't being ferocious at all. #monsterdon

The injured guy on the float looks like he understands what the dog is saying.

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and only chi chi rodriguez's hat remained

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Yeah, I’m never going near natural water again #Monsterdon

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"Is he always so ferocious?"

Have you met a healer?

”Why’s Lassie so ferocious?“

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@otterlove Yes. He did.
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Fish threw the man's hat back. Too small. #Monsterdon

The drunkest old man. With the bestest boy doggie.
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Old guy in hat has definitely met our Canteen

Also, hi puppy!!! #Monsterdon

Killed by the river he loved!

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good boy.

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Would you say that was authorities ignoring a warning? #monsterdon #Bingob

So to clarify, our protagonists have kidnapped somebody off of a military installation after assaulting him and seeing him have a car accident and have instead put him on a homemade raft and are sailing down the river. Great.

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I just watched Kinds Of Kindness last night…

…all of this water is contaminated! Needs more Willem Dafoe tears!

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The sound of fish eating... it's perfect
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we got a new, tougher older guy so we could kill off the other one. i assume this guy was involved in not!piranha creation and will die in a way that slightly redeems him

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Did he say pirranya?

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Well, he's dead.

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that dog looks so unimpressed by his story... #monsterdon

Piraña

Ain't nothing like a hyperforeignization from wipipo

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It's absolutely wild that this modern day movie has Huck Finn'd our protagonists like this. #monsterdon

Piraña? #Monsterdon

<annoying voice) whatz wrong with the water, haahh??

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pir-ran-hyah? can you spell that for me, 'cause I can't

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“…Pir-ahn-ya, I says”

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Pir ahn ya #Monsterdon

"GROGAN! GUTS!"
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TRIVIA BITES

👂 Listen to the fish! Director Joe Dante said that the sound used for the piranhas is dental drills. There was not more info provided as to how they made that work.

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Those fish are going to be hungover after eating that guy #monsterdon

Piran-ya.

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Camp sergeant dude is definitely getting eaten later, right? #Piranha #Monsterdon

Goodbye Florida Santa, you added absolutely nothing to the plot.

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The Flintstones getting ready to drive sound was on point.

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#Monsterdon "people eat fish, fish don't eat people" ah, dramatic irony

Shut up and give me some Livasnaps #Monsterdon

LMAO #monsterdon

Guts, intestinal fortitude. Gah, this all reminds me of being a kid learning to play team sports in the early 90's and being the smallest one out there every time and what coaches would yell at me about...

(sorry this post got weirdly personal)

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they make funny little purring noises when they eat #monsterdon

#monsterdon Moonshine should make him blind, but it won't. Because those that deserve the worst just get pickled and survive. Plus his blood alcohol level is not fit for the proper... oh...nevermind... there they go.

...So you didn't wanna, like, pull your feet up or anything? #Monsterdon

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This dog's performance is oscar-worthy I tell you! LOOK AT HER

Ah, classic kids' camp songs 🎵 🎶 🎵

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oh, well,
rip that guy then
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@wohali It is actually (according to the cast credits on wikipedia)

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I didn't think the trolly problem would show up in this movie.

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i don't think the dog speaks english #monsterdon