"He must have drug himself this far, and bled to death"

<guy on ground twitches and inhales>

#monsterdon
#Piranha

The single synth note of corpse reveal. #monsterdon

How did he stumble that far on foot bones?

#monsterdon #piranha

@SnoopJ In Portuguese"nh" is pronounced like the spanish "ñ" so maybe it's overeducation #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'll bet Doc didn't serve on the USS Indianapolis. More like a honey barge out of Jersey. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

#monsterdon well, I'm glad the dog is ok. Poor guy.

#Monsterdon aahhh sharp things penetrating my flesh! my only weakness!

As all good human beings are, I'm glad the human died and not the dog

#monsterdon

I forget... exactly why are they kidnapping that federally-funded researcher? #monsterdon

@Cherizilla He just said, "don't lose your head over a little piece of tail" 🙄

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon things escalated quickly for the hermit - he was hiding out fine at the army site in the morning, now he's been kidnapped, has a concussion, and is being floated down a river by two really weird people.

#Monsterdon

Piranha are going to get drunk eating that dude.

He disagreed with something that ate him. #Monsterdon #Piranha

GOOD DOG

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I swear if the dog dies...

he died of not enough foot flesh

#monsterdon

"Intestinal Fortitude" is his given name. He goes by Guts.

#monsterdon

and smart too
*joins doggo hiding in car*
#monsterdon

The dog wasn't being ferocious at all. #monsterdon

The injured guy on the float looks like he understands what the dog is saying.

#Monsterdon #piranha1978

and only chi chi rodriguez's hat remained

#piranha #monsterdon

Yeah, I’m never going near natural water again #Monsterdon

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"Is he always so ferocious?"

Have you met a healer?

@CactuarJoe he is a violent, divorced drunk....perfect hero material! #monsterdon

”Why’s Lassie so ferocious?“

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

@otterlove Yes. He did.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Fish threw the man's hat back. Too small. #Monsterdon

The drunkest old man. With the bestest boy doggie.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Old guy in hat has definitely met our Canteen

Also, hi puppy!!! #Monsterdon

Killed by the river he loved!

#monsterdon

good boy.

#monsterdon

Would you say that was authorities ignoring a warning? #monsterdon #Bingob

So to clarify, our protagonists have kidnapped somebody off of a military installation after assaulting him and seeing him have a car accident and have instead put him on a homemade raft and are sailing down the river. Great.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

I just watched Kinds Of Kindness last night…

…all of this water is contaminated! Needs more Willem Dafoe tears!

#monsterdon #piranha1978

The sound of fish eating... it's perfect
#monsterdon

we got a new, tougher older guy so we could kill off the other one. i assume this guy was involved in not!piranha creation and will die in a way that slightly redeems him

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I want to kick camp dude in his tight black shorts

Did he say pirranya?

#monsterdon

Well, he's dead.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

that dog looks so unimpressed by his story... #monsterdon

Piraña

Ain't nothing like a hyperforeignization from wipipo

#Monsterdon

It's absolutely wild that this modern day movie has Huck Finn'd our protagonists like this. #monsterdon

Piraña? #Monsterdon

<annoying voice) whatz wrong with the water, haahh??

#monsterdon

pir-ran-hyah? can you spell that for me, 'cause I can't

#piranha #monsterdon

“…Pir-ahn-ya, I says”

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

Pir ahn ya #Monsterdon

"GROGAN! GUTS!"
#Monsterdon #Piranha

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

TRIVIA BITES

👂 Listen to the fish! Director Joe Dante said that the sound used for the piranhas is dental drills. There was not more info provided as to how they made that work.

#Piranha

Those fish are going to be hungover after eating that guy #monsterdon

Piran-ya.

#monsterdon

Camp sergeant dude is definitely getting eaten later, right? #Piranha #Monsterdon

Goodbye Florida Santa, you added absolutely nothing to the plot.

#monsterdon

The Flintstones getting ready to drive sound was on point.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

#Monsterdon "people eat fish, fish don't eat people" ah, dramatic irony

Shut up and give me some Livasnaps #Monsterdon

LMAO #monsterdon

Guts, intestinal fortitude. Gah, this all reminds me of being a kid learning to play team sports in the early 90's and being the smallest one out there every time and what coaches would yell at me about...

(sorry this post got weirdly personal)

#Monsterdon

they make funny little purring noises when they eat #monsterdon

#monsterdon Moonshine should make him blind, but it won't. Because those that deserve the worst just get pickled and survive. Plus his blood alcohol level is not fit for the proper... oh...nevermind... there they go.

...So you didn't wanna, like, pull your feet up or anything? #Monsterdon

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This dog's performance is oscar-worthy I tell you! LOOK AT HER

Ah, classic kids' camp songs 🎵 🎶 🎵

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978

oh, well,
rip that guy then
#monsterdon

@wohali It is actually (according to the cast credits on wikipedia)

#monsterdon

I didn't think the trolly problem would show up in this movie.

#Monsterdon

i don't think the dog speaks english #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Sandal sock guy gotta die.

almost wish I was as drunk as this old guy right now, maybe the movie would be more interesting
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon this child's fear of the water is more well founded than you know lady

that dog is such a good boy. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I think I'll skip this part - my spidey sense tells me the old man and the dog are going to get it

I SAID THE NEW SHERRIFF IS A NNNNNNNNN

#monsterdon #piranha

Man I hope that actor was really that drunk. I know I'd want to be. #Monsterdon #Piranha

The trolly car ran over his head! 'cause I pulled the lever! it was hioar... hilasr... hialr... hiLARIOUS

#piranha #monsterdon

I like that we get POV piranha shots, really helps you get into their heads

#Monsterdon

Dog's all like, “yeah Jack, you told me this one already .... a hundred times."

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

@blogdiva I think you’re thinking of Dr Johnny Fever played by Howard Hesseman. #Monsterdon

Oh, Jack. I do love Jack.

"I'm tellin' you a story!"

#Monsterdon

Are we about to see our first victim? Baiting the water for his own demise?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

😱 dog? #monsterdon

WHAAARRRGARBL #monsterdon

"What are you afraid of?"
"Things?"
"That cheap Canadian monster movie? Omg right? That's horrifyingly bad."
#Monsterdon #Piranha

The dog does not die.

#monsterdon
#Piranha

The director is drunk again. And in frame.

#monsterdon

Stakes! We have stakes!

Also camp songs #Monsterdon

Brandy is a great actor

#Monsterdon

no no no no no no no movie. Not. The. Dog.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Who put drill sergeant sunshine in charge of a summer camp?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

#Monsterdon 🎶And the scientist said Brandy, you're a fine dog, what a good dog you would be- but my life, my love, and my killer's these fishies. Doot doot doo doo doo doo 🎶

I think Huckleberry Finn did get eaten by pirhanas when he crossed the river.

#Monsterdon

was this how summer camps actually were, like where you had homework and competitions and stuff? i guess i never thought about what "actually happens" at them since i only know them from getting eaten in movies #monsterdon

Noooooo! Not Monopoly!!!

#monsterdon

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I, too, have a girl scout summer camp swimming test story that resulted in years of fear of swimming in a lake.

Suzy, don't do it. The minnows will be fine without you.

Little girl knows she's in a movie. #Monsterdon

That girl is smart. #Monsterdon #Piranha

This camp couseler is a dick. I hope the piranhas eat him.

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile at a summer camp with a slasher killer chained under the waters of the lake.
#Monsterdon #Piranha