@diazona Well that's his official name now.
I love baby Codzilla.
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whoa, bit forward with the blanket there dude.....

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I feel like the porn music should start in 3.l...2...1 #monsterdon

Those blankets were dry skin torture devices.

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5/5 ugly blanket stars for that ugly blanket. bachelor realism

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Yellow. The 70s color.

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The chenille blanket is such a nice 70s touch #Monsterdon

Girl, do you see that tandem cyclops monkey bathtub statue on the counter behind you, get out of there girl. #monsterdon

Stop talking, more monsters #monsterdon

Maggie teaching us important things about consent

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Currently I’m on the side of Old Guy With Brain Trauma Injury #Monsterdon

Would you say this dude is wise? #monsterdon

no! backstory! #AntiBackstory #TeamLittleGuy #OnlyLittleGuy #Monsterdon

Oh hey its the guy from UHF. If you're into cult movies this thing has real star power.
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She was seventeen, how old were you? #monsterdon

Oh my g-d I remember those blankets from the 1970s. They are terrible!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

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Is that a monkey in a hat behind him?

@Taweret Nope, no budget for them. :(

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#monsterdon Wait, how long have the kids been missing? Their cup is still warm?

Looks like she's about to put the moves on the mountain man.

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#Monsterdon why do you have to steal the jeep if you're just gonna crash it? dumbass

@wohali He's a star with a long and distinguished career :D #Monsterdon

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That is a terrible couch

Old guy seems rather unconcerned about being trussed up and battered about. The other two are unconcerned about having theJeep wrecked #monsterdon

yeah that was a pretty shitty question #monsterdon

Mr.Indestructible, full of regret and feeeear

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btw is it a dog death if you never see the dog alive and none of the characters knew the dog?

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...NOW you ask for permission to enter!? NOW????? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the piranha stole their jeep!

Do whatever you want to a random dude so long as you don't kill him, I guess. Knock him out, tie him up, whatever. #monsterdon

That old man does not have a drivers license.
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#Monsterdon "does the dog die" <- well ..... one did before

Maybe he'll feel better when his traumatic brain injury wears off.

#monsterdon #piranha

Poor bastard goes through a fight scene and a car accident before he gets his first line and it's razor teeth. That's up there with Taser face

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I know we almost murdered a guy, but let's check out the pool.

When fleeing in a car from two unarmed people on foot it's very important to drive quickly and recklessly

yup definitely

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#monsterdon "I can't tell you"?!? What kind of bs is that?

Lotta folks having a bad day #monsterdon

Do you mind if I come in for a minute?

Now she asks for consent?

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yeah i'm sure the cops are on great terms with the gin-running mountain alcoholic

#piranha #monsterdon

By all means beat up the old man who’s very worried about what you were doing in this scientific lab you know NOTHING about!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon what's with Captain Hook on meth

ah, the 70s, when you could beat some guy senseless and then ask him what HE did. #monsterdon

stop-motion critter's pretty good!

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What happened to Obi Wan Kenobi? #Monsterdon

If you don't get in and drive your car after an accident folks. Concussed is not cool.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

oof I think they're gonna keep the security deposit for that #monsterdon

So many unforced errors in such a short amount of time #monsterdon

In order for this movie to happen, the crash needed to occur.

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"Oh mother of god they'll kill all of us that have the poor sense to go into the water that is full of piranhas"

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Started late, but... I too smell my drinks to tell if they're still warm or not.

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#monsterdon is that a ford bronco?

They put the Japanese flag on his forehead. #monsterdon

He's just gonna tell them about body snatchers again, that's all he ever does

#piranha #monsterdon

"He's alive!"

Bullshit. #Monsterdon

A car crash and it didn't blow up! It's a miracle!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Welp. There goes getting your deposit back from Hertz.

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They must run pretty fast to have caught up to the jeep like that.

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That happens a LOT in CJ-5s.

#monsterdon #piranha

Concussions can only get better if you go for a drive right after. #monsterdon

Well they ran the distance he drove REAL quickly didn't they?

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Aaand how all Jeeps end up

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The great escape this is not.

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That's not a bad stunt roll, this film had some effort in it

#piranha #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oops

@AuthorHillin "hey old man coming out of nowhere, dare me to pull this!" #monsterdon

car did an oopsie

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Blue's Clues voice: A clue! a clue! (it's bones)

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How did Unethical Science Dude commute though?

#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon oh wow stop motion walking piranhas
I'm not even hating this movie it's got talent

This is not a good movie. Not by any stretch of the imagination. And I'm enjoying it immensely so far. :D #Monsterdon

"i'm a very good driver." - This guy

#monsterdon #piranha

#monsterdon who's going to take care of that poor old hermit's claymation critters?

Fish hatchery? Yeah totally not a swimming pool.

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also they made the not-piranha SO DANG CUTE. lil squeaky baby

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well fuck #monsterdon

She is never going to get her deposit back on that rental Jeep

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I should have made that joke about it being full of whiskey or something when I saw him carrying it down with him 😂

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very ominous UH-OH

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HA HA HA he stole your car :D #Monsterdon

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SKELETOR

@lytta the filmmakers didn't have wikipedia

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#Monsterdon mad science omg

Mom: "Kermit!"

Kid 2: "It's going to Kermit terrorism"

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Where’s the other spine? #monsterdon #piranha1978

Oh boy, our protagonists Make Things Worse and then assault an old man?

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Wait!! Isn't there a bingo card? #Monsterdon

Oh hey! That character actor who's name I forget.
Playing the weird old man from every other Scooby Doo episode.
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why is the water salty? as i just learned half an hour ago, they're freshwater fish

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Nearly killing a guy is thirsty work!

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@Taweret the little meeps #monsterdon

I want to eat everything in every bottle in that lab.

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Um, that wasn’t a piranha #Monsterdon

@wulfric nooooo #TeamMonster

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oh my fucking lord nobody told me this was a roger corman movie and that the piranha would in fact be a stop motion terrestrial creature #monsterdon

The lizard puppet is my new favorite character.
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"Water's salty!" "So am I. What is it?"

#piranha #monsterdon

ON NO IT MADE A CUTE LITTLE SOUND

#piranha #monsterdon

Museum of Best Intentions presents Piranha!

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Oh no, they're going to drain the pool. The poor piranha will have no water.
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