btw is it a dog death if you never see the dog alive and none of the characters knew the dog?
#Monsterdon the piranha stole their jeep!
...NOW you ask for permission to enter!? NOW????? #Monsterdon
Do whatever you want to a random dude so long as you don't kill him, I guess. Knock him out, tie him up, whatever. #monsterdon
That old man does not have a drivers license.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
#Monsterdon "does the dog die" <- well ..... one did before
Maybe he'll feel better when his traumatic brain injury wears off.
Poor bastard goes through a fight scene and a car accident before he gets his first line and it's razor teeth. That's up there with Taser face
When fleeing in a car from two unarmed people on foot it's very important to drive quickly and recklessly
yup definitely
I know we almost murdered a guy, but let's check out the pool.
#monsterdon "I can't tell you"?!? What kind of bs is that?
Lotta folks having a bad day #monsterdon
yeah i'm sure the cops are on great terms with the gin-running mountain alcoholic
By all means beat up the old man whoβs very worried about what you were doing in this scientific lab you know NOTHING about!!! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon what's with Captain Hook on meth
ah, the 70s, when you could beat some guy senseless and then ask him what HE did. #monsterdon
stop-motion critter's pretty good!
What happened to Obi Wan Kenobi? #Monsterdon
If you don't get in and drive your car after an accident folks. Concussed is not cool.
oof I think they're gonna keep the security deposit for that #monsterdon
So many unforced errors in such a short amount of time #monsterdon
In order for this movie to happen, the crash needed to occur.
"Oh mother of god they'll kill all of us that have the poor sense to go into the water that is full of piranhas"
Started late, but... I too smell my drinks to tell if they're still warm or not.
#monsterdon is that a ford bronco?
They put the Japanese flag on his forehead. #monsterdon
He's just gonna tell them about body snatchers again, that's all he ever does
Awww baby. Cute baby. Can we take him home?
#Monsterdon #Piranha
she thinks pools have plugs like bathtubs?
"He's alive!"
Bullshit. #Monsterdon
A car crash and it didn't blow up! It's a miracle!
Welp. There goes getting your deposit back from Hertz.
They must run pretty fast to have caught up to the jeep like that.
That happens a LOT in CJ-5s.
Concussions can only get better if you go for a drive right after. #monsterdon
Well they ran the distance he drove REAL quickly didn't they?
Aaand how all Jeeps end up
The great escape this is not.
#Monsterdon π #Pirhanha
That's not a bad stunt roll, this film had some effort in it
#Monsterdon oops
@AuthorHillin "hey old man coming out of nowhere, dare me to pull this!" #monsterdon
car did an oopsie
Blue's Clues voice: A clue! a clue! (it's bones)
How did Unethical Science Dude commute though?
#Monsterdon #Piranha
#Monsterdon oh wow stop motion walking piranhas
I'm not even hating this movie it's got talent
This is not a good movie. Not by any stretch of the imagination. And I'm enjoying it immensely so far. :D #Monsterdon
"i'm a very good driver." - This guy
#monsterdon who's going to take care of that poor old hermit's claymation critters?
also they made the not-piranha SO DANG CUTE. lil squeaky baby
Fish hatchery? Yeah totally not a swimming pool.
#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish π π π
well fuck #monsterdon
She is never going to get her deposit back on that rental Jeep
I should have made that joke about it being full of whiskey or something when I saw him carrying it down with him π
very ominous UH-OH
HA HA HA he stole your car :D #Monsterdon
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SKELETOR
@lytta the filmmakers didn't have wikipedia
#Monsterdon mad science omg
Whereβs the other spine? #monsterdon #piranha1978
Oh boy, our protagonists Make Things Worse and then assault an old man?
Wait!! Isn't there a bingo card? #Monsterdon
Oh hey! That character actor who's name I forget.
Playing the weird old man from every other Scooby Doo episode.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
why is the water salty? as i just learned half an hour ago, they're freshwater fish
Nearly killing a guy is thirsty work!
@Taweret the little meeps #monsterdon
Um, that wasnβt a piranha #Monsterdon
I want to eat everything in every bottle in that lab.
@wulfric nooooo #TeamMonster
oh my fucking lord nobody told me this was a roger corman movie and that the piranha would in fact be a stop motion terrestrial creature #monsterdon
The lizard puppet is my new favorite character.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
"Water's salty!" "So am I. What is it?"
ON NO IT MADE A CUTE LITTLE SOUND
Museum of Best Intentions presents Piranha!
Oh no, they're going to drain the pool. The poor piranha will have no water.
#Monsterdon
Oh wait, we also see a legit monster in this #monsterdon, a little walking fish goblin that hides from them and spies on them. Blink and you'll miss him.
We also get some clues... we find a badge or something that indicates that the teenagers were there.
Waiting for the dude to yell: They're here already! You're next! You're next, You're next...! #monsterdon
BABY :D #Monsterdon
That canteen is doing a lot of heavy lifting on actor guys' character development.
Baby godzilla!
#monsterdon
THE LITTLE GUY
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drain the 'pond'?? Isn't that more of a *cement* pond?
there's a little claymation guy! Pirhana's got everything! #monsterdon
Just a little murder in the morning.
"They're here! They're already here!" #Monsterdon #Piranha
Ol' dude was unexpectedly crunchy. #Monsterdon
Creep looking eel sock puppet.
Is that Beanie or Cecil? I always forget.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
lol @ let's just yank this big lever and see what happens
nazi zombie bipedal piranhas #piranha78 #monsterdon
Oh, that did it. The fish are going to drain into the public lake or somnething.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
The claymation is incredible
If I were in an unethical science lab and flicked a switch and someone immediately shouted "What are you doing?!" I'd at least hear them out. But that's just me.
#Monsterdon #Piranha
SUDDEN OLD MAN, oh there's a flurry in the corner, old man with the hook is ALL OVER our heroes! #Monsterdon
What the hell!!? #monsterdon Is that an upright comodo dragon?
#Monsterdon piranha maze