@CactuarJoe Jonathan can have a little breakfast cock, as a treat.

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I want howler monkey pillars supporting my mantle. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I can't tell if that's stubble or bruising

Enjoy your breakfast of... Uh. One ENTIRE rooster? #Monsterdon

Yeah, not going back to sleep (or even laying down) with a bat in the room. That crosses a line.

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Lucy! Lucy! If you don't like bats, CLOSE YOUR DAMN WINDOW

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Did…did Jonathan just fall asleep after Dracula sucked his thumb and chased him across the room? #Monsterdon

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FRUIT BAT!!!

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That looks like a fruit bat, can anyone confirm?

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@CactuarJoe

MOICHENDIZING!!! Dracula the clock! Dracula the carriage! Dracula the glassware!

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#NosferatuTheVampyre

Drinking the blood of your REALTOR™ is a standard way of ensuring the property has a clean title

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A macabre cuckoo clock that doesn't work very well! Only the devil could make such a thing

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#Monsterdon And right there - I would be slugging the guy and running the hell outta there.

Holy fuck!!!! I would be afraid for my damn life #Monsterdon

how did he cut him fingie with a butter knife

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- Pale white skin
- Unceasing eye contact
- Complete lack of emotion in the voice

Yes everything is perfectly all right with your host, no reason to worry, move along

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Whoa! Such glassware!

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oh my god most normal clock ever #monsterdon

Okay but I want that clock.

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#Monsterdon I WANT IT

The count reminds me of Benny!

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I loved that cuckoo clock.

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hahahahahahah the cuckoo clock bwahahahahhahahahaha

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It’s official. Klaus is the creepiest actor that ever was. #Monsterdon

This Dracula guy seems like a real upstanding individual who has his life completely together. He's even a homeowner!

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Drac has big "YOU ARE RUINING THE FISH BY COOKING IT, STUPID HOBBITSES" Gollum energy, watching Harker eat. And also "IS IT JUICY IS IT CRUNCHABLE" Gollumn energy.

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I mean, there's worse band names than "Children of the Night".

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Nice, I'll just hitch a ride in this horse-drawn hearse.

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I don't if it is professionalism or stupidity, not to be screaming in terror with that face, the goblin ears and extra long fingers with nails to look fine for plucking eyeballs out of their sockets. #monsterdon

I just logged on and fast forwarded to 3o minutes into the movie.
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I heard a ✅ Wolf Howl! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

my autistic ass meeting a new fascinating person for the first time

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i'm definitely going to be going "so whats, you know, your deal" at the dinner table if my host has got so much dracula stuff going on with them #monsterdon

Dracula as played by David Hyde Pierce who has been kept away from red wine and sunlight for 6 months.
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with or without the vampire makeup, if kinski was staring at me like that I would run for my life

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Are those supposed to be wolves? I'm hearing whalesong

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"The wifi password is on the back" #monsterdon

Hello Jonathan Harker. I'm just normal guy. As you can see by my heavy black eyeshadow, ghastly hairless white skin, and little sheepskin hat

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This dracula lays out quite a spread #monsterdon

ah, he's in his early Howard Hughes phase

give those fingernails time, drac, they'll get there

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The Count answers his own door?!?! What the hell kind of aristocrat is this?!?!

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HE'S JUST A WEIRD LITTLE GUY

He's an entire fucking mood

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"I'll just stand here in the corner" #Monsterdon

i have a headache and am kind of appreciating that everybody whispers in this movie #Monsterdon

Terrible place for a breakfast nook #monsterdon

Ah, this dude seems normal and cool. 🧛

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@Bluedepth I'm gonna call my penis "The Brass Section" from now on.

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YOU'RE NOT WILLIAM DEFOE!

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Klaus Kinski was an excellent choice for a supernatural spectre of the undead.

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I feel like draculas could use some training in the ways of business

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What a cozy breakfast nook! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon count dracula or current resident?

I missed the point where he actually got a coach with horses to take him to the castle. WTF? #Monsterdon

this b**** is about to get his shit sucked just look at that guy #monsterdon

This guy is going to a lot of effort to facilitate a real estate transaction. The real estate agents I've known would vaguely wave at the house they were physically in. they certainly wouldn't trek over hill and over dale into deepest Transylvania.

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I can hear Herzog now: find me peaks as craggy as Klaus Kinsky’s face! #Monsterdon #Mosstodon

Nightday is more convincing than last week
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this music is very pretty and sounds like a ripoff of something famous i can't quite remember

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"Nosfer-qatsi..."

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Why are we suddenly watching 2001? #Monsterdon

Dracula just wants to move somewhere where he could actually get visitors. This is way too inhospitable a trek to his ghost castle. #Monsterdon

Damn that is one epic trek to see a man about a house.

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Also the protagonist of Wings of Desire, if you're into that kind of thing #monsterdon

That coach and 2 horses wasn't gonna make this trip. #monsterdon

okay I do like das rheingold

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25% through the film, and not vamp yet

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Rising inspirational music over mountains! THE BEACONS OF GONDOR ARE LIT, ROHAN CALLS FOR AID

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#Monsterdon Spouse finds trivia: Stoker’s widow sued the original Nosferatu for using the Dracula name; all prints of that one were destroyed. This was the first remake after the book entered the public domain.

Even the sky in Transylvania gets its own doom music

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It's nice to be reminded that slot canyons exist outside of Utah.

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@moira You mock, but I've read not one but two books in the last month-ish where behind a waterfall was a key plot point.

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Oh and now just right up the boulders! He needed a mule not a coach. #Monsterdon

real estate agents will stop at nothing for a client, that's why they deserve their fee

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Harks. Dude. You are _not_ outfitted for an overland trek. Where the hell is your sword? Are you prepared to fight off an attacking pack of wolves? What are you going to hit bandits with, harsh language?

WORST SKYRIM OPENING EVER

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Great #LichenSubscribe content here

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Okay, I see why the coachman said there's no road.

Must be a trial to get furniture up to the palace, though.

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I'm not sure a horse would have done well in that terrain anyway. #Monsterdon

The one ring weighs heavily on Mr. Harker.

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wasn't moriarty vs sherlock around here? #monsterdon

Just saying, you can't steal a horse from a man who has professed before witnesses he doesn't own any. Just taking some extant, ownerless horses. #monsterdon

@moira If I can close this I'll get the Glengarrys!

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#Monsterdon 🎶 Far over Misty Mountains cold….” 🎵

I guess the horse he rode in on was a rental. Hertz Rent-a-Horse.

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🎶 what do you do with a problem like Nosferatu 🎶 #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

wow that's a beautiful location tho

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everyone dressed so cool and good so far. good shirts great textures. I love these sets everything looks lived in and properly askew and cluttered #Monsterdon

GEESE

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omg i love this coachman #monsterdon

All hotel rooms have a holy water basin, that is what makes a five star hotel instead of four!

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"I haven't got a coach."

I think that's Romanian for fuck off :P #Monsterdon

Jonathan, if you're going to read aloud, you have to do the voices, c'mon.

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"...these are not the horses you're looking for"

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Rumor has it that to film the Romani people accurately, Herzog lived among them, then actually became a vampyre and preyed upon them to instill the proper amount of fear just before the campfire scene. #Monsterdon

Harker's just reading Twilight #monsterdon

"Makes men's bodies to quake" I know a couple girls who can do that. #Monsterdon

reading the wikipedia plot summary and holy hell another real estate plot foundation #monsterdon

Sucks to be this guy. Innkeeper lady has been trying to pawn off her overdue library book to some passing sucker for years.

The head librarian in town is *ruthless*.

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"Incu-busses and succu-busses"... Harker, my dude, I'm pretty sure busses haven't been invented yet...?

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