Gonna make an NES demake tie-in for this flick. The 1-ups will be small children with violins. #Monsterdon

"Monolith crop's been good this year!"

"Sure has!"

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

#Monsterdon every time the child plays his violin, harker gets a life back

@allanb some vampires can't take stares on account if the mirror thing? #checksNotes #Monsterdon

We love to see a classic knotted bedsheet escape ladder. #Monsterdon

"THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP SCREECHY VIOLIN. GET THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE. I WANT TO GO BACK TO BED."

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

Low key imagining Dracula giggling to himself as he hides in a box among similar looking boxes, ready to be hauled off to the city.

Little bat in the big city! Hee hee hee

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#Monsterdon Oh shit you should have climbed down the wall in Lizard Fashion-- is the kid just playing a requiem over Harker or something????

Listen! It's the Eastern European Foley Owl!
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The sexual tension! The antici- cut to hottie goth... and back to, darn, that was fast for a couple of guys. Just saying...

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Finding Kinski sleeping with his eyes open would freak me the fuck out too.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

lil nos x taking his horses down to the wismar road

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Man, Count Drac hasn't heard of traveling light. How many coffins does he need?

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

"My diagnosis is that this young wife is experiencing a total eclipse of the heart" #monsterdon

Aw man, moving by yourself is always such a pain in the ass :/ #Monsterdon

It’s me. That’s me sleeping. #Monsterdon

Klaus always slept with his eyes open.

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I genuinely love how creepy Kinski’s Dracula is. #Monsterdon

Is your wife sleep lurking? Are you tired of having your manservant carry her back into the manor house? Talk to your doctor about Vampalox! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That bed is terrible. He has to have terrible back pain after sleeping on it all night.

#monsterdon My host has been nothing but accommodating to me AITA for wanting to check out early

dracula has autistic t-boy swag and i love him

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Nosferatu reminds me of #databrokers

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dude, way to leave Harker hanging like that. rude. #monsterdon

That was a nice, really creepy juxtaposition between Lucy in London freaking and Dracula in Transylvania reacting.

#Monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

Any price is fine, Johnnie, I just want to live near the only goth club in the country.

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thank god lucy has psychic wife powers #monsterdon

My mother is enjoying the movie so far

#monsterdon

Oh now, Harker acts scared #monsterdon

I just wanted to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. #monsterdon

slow-motion vampire make-out scene
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Their relationship is so strong that Lucy feels her husband is getting sucked off from far away? #monsterdon

Nosferatu just checking on his Pal Jack here. "You lonely, buddy? Cold? Wanna cuddle?"

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"I WAS JUST GOING OUT FOR A CIGARETTE DID YOU WANT ANYTHING"

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

#Monsterdon Is this a queer paprika dream?

The way he stands like that—with his hands—jesus FUCKING christ I'm going to hav eNIGHTMARES #Monsterdon

The tiny bats just hanging out on the window #monsterdon

So the lore here is that vampires caused The Black Death.

Got it.

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

I always like to compliment a person throat, that's just good manners

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And I thought that shot of him on the horse traveling to Carpathia only FELT like a month #monsterdon

4 weeks of travel to make one sale... that had better be one heck of a commission

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I'll just rip out the mortgage lender's throat. #monsterdon

Dear diary, a goth guy gave me a hickey. Gonna tell my wife it was a bad dream.

#monsterdon

Too bad Dracula didn't have doomscrolling to pass the tedious hours #monsterdon

imagine living down the street from a major work client. absolutely not. #monsterdon

Between being a power top, not being able to accept no, and that robe, this guy has real Hugh Hefner vibes.

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"It's a small matter between gentlemen" - reflexive memories of humanity somewhere in there

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

#Monsterdon Dracula boasts about his - heh - bloodlines.

Harker just taking the bats in the broken window in stride is one thing, but letting that kid keep sawing on that damned fiddle? That strained the suspension of disbelief, Werner.
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But wait why is there a sad beige kid in this castle to begin with? It would have become a snack a long time ago #monsterdon

Bats casually hanging from the window muntins yeah sure

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

Don't get a papercut now hear.

#Monsterdon

"...time is an abyss"
"I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendy's"

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

Time for our 8:15 meeting with the Count. Time to take stock of our creep portfolio. #Monsterdon

that is an instagram spread right there, well done harker. #monsterdon

Say what you will, the place doesn't have an oversexed inkeeper's daughter banging around in the next room at least #monsterdon

What sweet music he makes. #Monsterdon

@ricci Oh my god. that's partnach gorge. I was just hiking there a few months ago.

I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE VAMPYRES THERE I REGRET EVERYTHING.

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"For example, take this violin-playing kid.

"Please."

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Simultaneously wincing at that kid's violin playing and also realizing WELP who would have actually taught him how to tune the thing?

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#Monsterdon Badly played violin, one of the creepiest sounds in the known universe.

@CactuarJoe Bleach and peroxide don't damage white paint.

#Monsterdon

"I gave the cleaning lady the century off"
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The bat is cute. Sky puppy! #Monsterdon

That castle is kinda dumpy and also kinda friggin amazing. #Monsterdon

Herzog kept telling the shoe Foley guy “No, louder, more resonant!” #Monsterdon

This movie is CREAKY #Monsterdon

Count Drac said no staff. Does he just fucking manifest human food that he cannot eat?

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

This is the best-lit Dracula's castle I've seen, but it works really well! Highlights the empty, blank space. Spooky without shadow. #monsterdon

The children of the day... They're more about the visual arts #Monsterdon

Hey @jonny what do we think about this castle's upkeep vs. previous #monsterdon entrants?

how are you going to wake up to a spread like that and not take a plate. i've stayed in too many punk houses where the breakfast spread is "cigarettes" to not be grateful for that shit #monsterdon

The attention to the sound design with the wind and all is nice

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

Dracula must have quite the kitchen staff.

Weird for a guy that doesn't eat. #Monsterdon

That's some over the top charcuterie there #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Jonathan can have a little breakfast cock, as a treat.

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I want howler monkey pillars supporting my mantle. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I can't tell if that's stubble or bruising

Enjoy your breakfast of... Uh. One ENTIRE rooster? #Monsterdon

Yeah, not going back to sleep (or even laying down) with a bat in the room. That crosses a line.

#Monsterdon

Lucy! Lucy! If you don't like bats, CLOSE YOUR DAMN WINDOW

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Did…did Jonathan just fall asleep after Dracula sucked his thumb and chased him across the room? #Monsterdon

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FRUIT BAT!!!

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That looks like a fruit bat, can anyone confirm?

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@CactuarJoe

MOICHENDIZING!!! Dracula the clock! Dracula the carriage! Dracula the glassware!

#Monsterdon
#NosferatuTheVampyre

Drinking the blood of your REALTOR™ is a standard way of ensuring the property has a clean title

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as creepy as dracula is i mean this guy is being pretty stingy with his blood, if he wants it so bad just let him have some you said yourself it was an amount of blood barely worth mentioning #monsterdon

"It's only for the best" said with the resignation of an addict while loading up the next shot #Monsterdon

A macabre cuckoo clock that doesn't work very well! Only the devil could make such a thing

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#Monsterdon And right there - I would be slugging the guy and running the hell outta there.

Holy fuck!!!! I would be afraid for my damn life #Monsterdon

how did he cut him fingie with a butter knife

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- Pale white skin
- Unceasing eye contact
- Complete lack of emotion in the voice

Yes everything is perfectly all right with your host, no reason to worry, move along

#Monsterdon

Whoa! Such glassware!

#Monsterdon
#NosferatuTheVampyre

oh my god most normal clock ever #monsterdon

Okay but I want that clock.

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#Monsterdon I WANT IT

The count reminds me of Benny!

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

I loved that cuckoo clock.

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre