Even the goose is not ok with Dracula. #monsterdon

My #monsterdon snacks tonight: nachos with tomatillo salsa verde and an oat milk/nutritional yeast goo to serve as the yellow stuff.

ok i'm in. are we still establishing the existence of vampires or what #monsterdon

Storing the firewood under the bed, as you do.

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Oooh a ghost castle #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this embroidery fukken rules

Bedtime story book for kids and tourists #monsterdon

#Monsterdon actually less racist than i expected, he's just translating to get information from them. \o/

goose, beak agape, shocked #Monsterdon

@apLundell@octodon.social Mr Harker has something against trains, but at least he has three months' salary for trekking across Europe.

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So what's the over-under on what the tavern keeper's breath smells like, as he leans in on Harker there muttering ominously THEY KNOW?

Borscht? Ale? Cabbages? Maybe all of the above?

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"Count Dra Cool Las"
That's not how you pronounce that.
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some of them have been on the other side? are the romani zombies in this movie? do they all carry ouija boards? i don't understand. #monsterdon

Omg please tell me the local Romani have brought better music with them.
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extremely "new york city?!" pace picante sauce energy in this inn

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#Monsterdon “Which house?” “Count Dracula’s.” Sounds of glass breaking. Good comic timing, for a horror film.

I'd like to know if these are traditional clothing

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The goose was all "Why is everyone freaking out?"

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Okay there's a goose, a waterfowl of some kind #Monsterdon

I like their embroidery and their enthusiasm but I don't know why they swarmed up to the horse like that. #Monsterdon

Untitled Goose's first appearance! #monsterdon

Well, name dropping Dracula got everyone's attention.

"Don't go there sir ... the Gypsies ..."

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Transylvania, the land of farms.

To be fair, nearly every land was the land of farms in that era.

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I didn't know you could ride a horse from London to the Carpathian mountains. #Monsterdon

That plate is going out of your tab, dude.

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I'll say this for last week's Dracula, the trip to Transylvania was WAY more interesting. Yawn.
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Why is the ass the main focus of this shot? I mean interesting composition of a frame is important. By why ass?
Also OMG I HATE THIS ONE SONG!
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So far the UK is Gloomy and Romania is sunny and colorful?

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I never thought I’d miss that stupid carriage scene from last week with the happy “wolves” but this is…slow.
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Herzog swapped Lucy and Mina… I always knew he was into swinging #Monsterdon

Wonder if these folks also make a Wicker Man.

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@srol Is it the heavy eyeliner?

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Yeah, getting to the first big city is the boring part of Skyrim, too. #Monsterdon

Horseback to Transylvania. Ok. #Monsterdon

I wonder why they swapped the names of Lucy and Mina. Must be following in the tradition of character-shuffling set by Tod Browning, Hamilton Deane et al. #Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

That was a weird shot with everyone crowded in the corner of the frame so we could see a close up of the back half of a horse. #Monsterdon

Lol it's not like there are power lines or anything, but this street somehow looks SO VERY 1970s

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This guy has zero sense of urgency.

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Lucy was goth before goth was cool. Well, after Visigoth was cool, but before what we now consider goth was goth. Or cool. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Mina, treat her as a sister.” Hoo boy, let me tell you about sibling rivalry.

Wait, so Lucy is Mina and Mina is Lucy? Why not just make Jonathan's wife Mina? >_<

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so Harker just uncomfortably LIKES that awful shade of mustard yellow? #monsterdon

This Lucy looks like she's seriously considering going goth anyway, even if she doesn't end up getting stalked by a vampire. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon HORSE

"...don't be a horses' ass"

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ByTheSea.mid #Monsterdon

Is it just me, or does the audio seem to switch between the left and right channels arbitrarily? #Monsterdon

My demented homeboy, of course I shall take this dodgy job for that fat real estate commish!!

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The music and words seem a bit mismatched in this beach scene... #monsterdon

Go for a walk in the raw sewage dregs that have washed ashore

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oh crap i'm late for #monsterdon

sorry boss, couldn't attend to your lucrative real estate deal, had to walk by the sea with my attractive semi-goth girlfriend. #monsterdon #doingItRight

#Monsterdon You have time for a slow walk on the beach? What, are they holding the train for you?

#Monsterdon i enjoy long walks on the beach, large houses from my betrothed, and not being enthralled by vampyres

She has so many kittens.

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Nobody told me Renfield was being played by Andy Kaufman #Monsterdon

Renfield is being a meta little weirdo.
"It might cost you a little blood. He he. HEH HEH!"
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He sneers at canals like they are no fun. Canals are SO fun.

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Lots of conversations with us looking at THE CHARACTERS' BACKS

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#Monsterdon I don't know what plot significance the cats have but that's a nice addition compared to the novel

#Monsterdon oh i love her hair in this scene

This Renfield is a giggly little weirdo. He's more interesting already but very creepy.
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So far, Bruno Ganz’s Jonathan Harker is the most subtle of all subtle portrayals, and Roland Topor’s Renfield is suitably insane. #Monsterdon

Hey, a free trip to the mountains AND a sizable commission? What a deal!

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Is it me, or does Jonathan look like Javier Bardem?

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#Monsterdon "dracula would like to buy the house next door to yours" is never what you wanna hear from your boss

Herzog must've been pissed that Peter Lorre was dead. And that Marty Feldman said "no."

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That wig is trying its best. #monsterdon

Gloomy but exciting? You live in late 19th century London!

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Willy Wonka?
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Harker’s hat has got some real Willy Wonka energy. I hope there’s candy later. #Monsterdon

People of the past and their fine dress... making us moderns look all schlubby by comparison... (grumble grumble) #Monsterdon

I don't know what renfield's on but I want some

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"Mr. Harker, I have a job for you. Organize my collection of off-brand Peter Lorre memorabilia"

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renfield is there to make klaus look normal is what you're telling me

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Suspicious giggles. #Monsterdon

That’s a great Renfield #monsterdon

this Renfield is an homage to Ren from Ren & Stimpy

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The actor playing Renfield is proper creepy. No notes.

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Mr Renfield seems like a stand up guy #Monsterdon

Here comes more Real Estate High Drama on #monsterdon

People barely remember Vampire: The Requiem now as it was preceded and succeeded by the much more popular Vampire: The Masquerade #monsterdon

Okay, we’ve gone from dead bodies to what could be the beginning of Heidi.

Oh, and millions of Americans are still angry they missed part of the Super Bowl for Heidi. Just saying.
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#Monsterdon willy wonka had the same coat

You fools, those kittens are DRACULAS #Monsterdon

*stares at the canal*

Are we in the UK or the Netherlands (I'm semi-serious)?

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Why not put your breakfast nook directly at the foot of your staircase? #DesignTips

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I feel like we’ve already had a full film at this point. #Monsterdon

True fact: Kinski ate these actual kitten later during filming. Nobody was filming at the time, he just went and did it. This later inspired Bella's first meal in breaking dawn.

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@Lazarou #Monsterdon Did he spit at the kittens or the crew?

This is the weirdest credit sequence. #Monsterdon

Oh nice, Popul Vuh set to music. Who had obscure book of the dead as part of the score on their bingo card?

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NO ONE TOLD ME THIS FILM HAD CATS.

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Do you suppose that woman's premonition of "something terrible about to happen" is the rest of the movie? 🦇

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Kitties! I don't care if the rest of the movie is garbage, it has kittens.

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KITTY

okay this movie's already 100% better than last week's #Monsterdon

Bat, and the first dialog is a scream 😱

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KITTENS!! #monsterdon

"aw, kittens!"

"yes, I call them elevensies and teatime"

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My mother recognized the actors and commented what a cast

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