I forget where it was but I recall vampires in some story where they absorbed the memories of those people they drank all the blood of. is that why Dracula ate the cook? To learn more recipes after hundreds of years?
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plague! teeheehee! #2020Flashbacks #monsterdon
I've never really thought about the geographical themes of the Dracula story, but it's inherently spatial #Monsterdon
"We only found the rats " :rat_bongo:
Ok, who let Gollum out of his straitjacket?
return of violin boy #Monsterdon
@FoxMime I would watch that sitcom
he wanted to go up to be peter lorre and this was his shot, he was not gonna miss it
and by the gods he's not missing it
Again, lovely traveling scenery 😌
@Lazarou i am actually very distracted by this because it does not seem like a detail herzog would overlook, like are we supposed to believe they truly dont know where they are or is it a joke or something bc im not getting it #monsterdon
Master of Rats is what I wanted to name my band, but Renfield made it weird.
#Monsterdon **Give The Last Voyage of the Demeter a watch for an interesting version of Dracula's journey to England.
Dracula ate the cook? *Why*? That's like the one guy whose skills he can't use? #Monsterdon
Renfield's arc somehow makes more sense in this movie, as opposed to last week when he was just in an asylum and nothing about that made any sense
amazing locations tho
That ass though!
@ricci I think the solution is you have to open sqrt(N) coffins
A+ renfield here, folks. #monsterdon
i actually missed how he ended up on thr ground with misplaced violin child over him... #Monsterdon
Very goth shoot of Lucy in the graveyard. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Renfield is almost upstaging Kinski. I didn’t think that was possible.
Glad to see that we're all agreed the guy who stuck his bare foot into the rat box is to blame #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ah yes that's the renfield I know.
I hope Seward won't let him have a kitten in this movie
Oh, it's Peter Lorre AND Andy Serkis in one body. This was good casting. #monsterdon
Oh Lucy's gone full goth. I'm sure it's just a phase. #Monsterdon
I watched Last Voyage of the Demeter last weekend and I would watch Liam Cunningham in anything but it was a bit feral to feel properly Dracula-y to me. But now I think of it whenever we get to this part of the story.
I bet you are missing that lovely breakfast spread now uh?
"Machine parts." Cool.
[Harker waking up on the cobblestones with a little boy playing the violin, badly, over him] Oh no what did I do last night
This is your 7am wake-up call, sir.
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Gonna make an NES demake tie-in for this flick. The 1-ups will be small children with violins. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon every time the child plays his violin, harker gets a life back
@allanb some vampires can't take stares on account if the mirror thing? #checksNotes #Monsterdon
We love to see a classic knotted bedsheet escape ladder. #Monsterdon
"THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP SCREECHY VIOLIN. GET THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE. I WANT TO GO BACK TO BED."
Low key imagining Dracula giggling to himself as he hides in a box among similar looking boxes, ready to be hauled off to the city.
Little bat in the big city! Hee hee hee
#Monsterdon Oh shit you should have climbed down the wall in Lizard Fashion-- is the kid just playing a requiem over Harker or something????
Listen! It's the Eastern European Foley Owl!
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The sexual tension! The antici- cut to hottie goth... and back to, darn, that was fast for a couple of guys. Just saying...
Finding Kinski sleeping with his eyes open would freak me the fuck out too.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Man, Count Drac hasn't heard of traveling light. How many coffins does he need?
"My diagnosis is that this young wife is experiencing a total eclipse of the heart" #monsterdon
Aw man, moving by yourself is always such a pain in the ass :/ #Monsterdon
It’s me. That’s me sleeping. #Monsterdon
Klaus always slept with his eyes open.
I genuinely love how creepy Kinski’s Dracula is. #Monsterdon
Is your wife sleep lurking? Are you tired of having your manservant carry her back into the manor house? Talk to your doctor about Vampalox! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon That bed is terrible. He has to have terrible back pain after sleeping on it all night.
#monsterdon My host has been nothing but accommodating to me AITA for wanting to check out early
dracula has autistic t-boy swag and i love him
Nosferatu reminds me of #databrokers
dude, way to leave Harker hanging like that. rude. #monsterdon
Any price is fine, Johnnie, I just want to live near the only goth club in the country.
thank god lucy has psychic wife powers #monsterdon
My mother is enjoying the movie so far
Oh now, Harker acts scared #monsterdon
I just wanted to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. #monsterdon
slow-motion vampire make-out scene
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#nosferatu
Their relationship is so strong that Lucy feels her husband is getting sucked off from far away? #monsterdon
Nosferatu just checking on his Pal Jack here. "You lonely, buddy? Cold? Wanna cuddle?"
"I WAS JUST GOING OUT FOR A CIGARETTE DID YOU WANT ANYTHING"
#Monsterdon Is this a queer paprika dream?
The way he stands like that—with his hands—jesus FUCKING christ I'm going to hav eNIGHTMARES #Monsterdon
The tiny bats just hanging out on the window #monsterdon
I always like to compliment a person throat, that's just good manners
And I thought that shot of him on the horse traveling to Carpathia only FELT like a month #monsterdon
4 weeks of travel to make one sale... that had better be one heck of a commission
I'll just rip out the mortgage lender's throat. #monsterdon
Dear diary, a goth guy gave me a hickey. Gonna tell my wife it was a bad dream.
Too bad Dracula didn't have doomscrolling to pass the tedious hours #monsterdon
imagine living down the street from a major work client. absolutely not. #monsterdon
Between being a power top, not being able to accept no, and that robe, this guy has real Hugh Hefner vibes.
"It's a small matter between gentlemen" - reflexive memories of humanity somewhere in there
Harker just taking the bats in the broken window in stride is one thing, but letting that kid keep sawing on that damned fiddle? That strained the suspension of disbelief, Werner.
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But wait why is there a sad beige kid in this castle to begin with? It would have become a snack a long time ago #monsterdon
Bats casually hanging from the window muntins yeah sure
Don't get a papercut now hear.
"...time is an abyss"
"I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendy's"
that is an instagram spread right there, well done harker. #monsterdon
Say what you will, the place doesn't have an oversexed inkeeper's daughter banging around in the next room at least #monsterdon
What sweet music he makes. #Monsterdon
Simultaneously wincing at that kid's violin playing and also realizing WELP who would have actually taught him how to tune the thing?
#Monsterdon Badly played violin, one of the creepiest sounds in the known universe.
@CactuarJoe Bleach and peroxide don't damage white paint.
"I gave the cleaning lady the century off"
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That castle is kinda dumpy and also kinda friggin amazing. #Monsterdon
Herzog kept telling the shoe Foley guy “No, louder, more resonant!” #Monsterdon
This movie is CREAKY #Monsterdon
This is the best-lit Dracula's castle I've seen, but it works really well! Highlights the empty, blank space. Spooky without shadow. #monsterdon
The children of the day... They're more about the visual arts #Monsterdon
Hey @jonny what do we think about this castle's upkeep vs. previous #monsterdon entrants?
how are you going to wake up to a spread like that and not take a plate. i've stayed in too many punk houses where the breakfast spread is "cigarettes" to not be grateful for that shit #monsterdon
The attention to the sound design with the wind and all is nice
Dracula must have quite the kitchen staff.
Weird for a guy that doesn't eat. #Monsterdon
That's some over the top charcuterie there #monsterdon