Surreal

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#Monsterdon so yeah, letting the ship dock and sit there spewing rats was uh

probably unwise

#monsterdon Too many allegories of social media already

update: oh wait never mind #Monsterdon

I suspect that goat was not having a good time

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"Ring around the rosy / pockets full of posies"

"That's apocryphal!"

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#Monsterdon Do you think they are alluding the plague where all the people danced themselves to death?

Cue up Danse Macabre, maybe

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GOAT!

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#Monsterdon plague dance?

@flowerpot This sounds like something out of an Animal Farm/Clue crossover

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I love this random nonsense. #Monsterdon

The lead rat-handler on this movie probably didn't get paid enough.

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@allanb exactly, which is why i'm thinking they moved it in the film and just didn't say anything. i mean, why not?

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#monsterdon For the people complaining about life choices. Again and same as last week, we don't do Kinskishaming here

Man. Y'gotta feel for the Dutch, this was the week after Reptilicus landed. #Monsterdon

This is why you put up flyers BEFORE your yard sale. #monsterdon

Lucy's got agency in this version of the story, I'm into it #monsterdon

Fight plague with counter-plague (body and blood of jesus) I guess

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30 to 50 wild pigs, 30 to 50 wild pigs, getcher 30 to 50

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I just thought Dracula's new digs would have fewer rats and, I dunno, more bats?

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So it turns out this is just a prequel to Willard
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seriously though is there anything in this film that specifically says it _is_ supposed to be england? what if they just said "fukkit they're all from amsterdam."

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I would not touch the stuff the plague rats are crawling all over

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#Monsterdon I feel like Dracula brought the rats just to irritate anyone who tried to do anything to his earth boxes

SHEEP!

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"Hrm, I wonder where the vamp -- oh, hundreds of rats, there's the place."

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All of a sudden this movie is 50 First Dates

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The buddy movie none of us was expecting. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *dracula running and skipping alone in the night*

Klaus doing the airplane in his robe is joyous and extra creepsville.

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I'm actually rather liking Commanding Lucy, so many other films turn her into a powerless victim or a sexy lamp. I hope she gets to stake Dracula <3 #Monsterdon

Horses get the plague?

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#Monsterdon Mansplaining superstition and science. Alllllll the time.

even van helsing just ignoring her. Lucy and Ripley would have a great time grouching over some pints at a bar. #monsterdon

The overhead shot of the plaza full of coffins was Busby Berkeley’s dark masterpiece.#Monsterdon

i'm letting you know that even 21st century science has not ruled out the existence of draculas because that's not how science works, and has in fact discovered many species that behave like some features of draculas #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I want someone to well actually that the Dracula plague was caused by fleas (on the rats).

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I think Lucy might be on to something there

#Monsterdon Most proactive Lucy is best Lucy.

I feel that she ought not walk into among a plague procession without first putting on an N95 mask #monsterdon

This plague coffin burning sure is looking like a huge exposure event. #monsterdon

“The plague! The plague!”

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I wonder if this Dracula/Nosferatu inspired the look of Voldemort from the Harry Potter movies (which I was rather disappointed with TBH)

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Lucy gets a job with the CDC

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#Monsterdon Suddenly and horrifyingly reminded that this was part of the original “immigrants bring disease” narrative. Which somehow makes everything far more twisted.

#Monsterdon I know the plague is an invention of the movie, but that's a lot of coffins. If they're dead you can't feed on them anymore I would assume. Pace yourself, Drac!

you know, bringing the plague into it is kinda good? it's very apocalyptic, all the coffins, the city government collapsing

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listen you can't blame dracula for the plague how could he have known that carrying around thousands of rats was bad it was a different time #monsterdon

Lucy, it's time to buy a sandwich board and a bell. #Monsterdon

oh no, even horse got plague :(

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#Monsterdon Kinski Nosferatu is not here for Renfield fanboi.

renfield is like that one night stand you can't ditch. #monsterdon

Herzog later said his inspiration for this scene was watching my cat tell me it's time for dinner. #Monsterdon

Even the Count is sick of Renfield

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Drac giving Renfeld the "Oh, it's you." look.

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ill never forget the cry of the cock

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THE CRY OF THE COCK, YOUALL #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

Renfield just wants nuzzles like those kitty cats!

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Might I suggest not walking into a prison cell which is supposed to be occupied, whose door is hanging open, without taking a look around first

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what is the MATTER with this outfit it looks like a filthy bib on top of a graduation robe #monsterdon

That soliloquy was basically “you ain’t gettin’ in these drawers, bub.” Lucy got some brass, y’all.
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Oh renfield

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"At night he penetrates the walls-"

Oh sure, that club's well known in town. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hey, Lucy has the same Exposition book Johnathan was reading in Transylvania!

why is the town absolutely full of coffins? plague?

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The guard just missed his quaterly non-escape of inmates target goal.

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Lucy Harker's middle name is Wednesday, right? #monsterdon

Wait. Is this just two goths talking to each other in a candle lit room? Lucy is out gothing the vampire.
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I thought Lucy was gonna go all Twins of Evil for us. #monsterdon

She's really poetic.

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Godzilla vs. Nosferatu when?

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This asylum guard is THE WORST at his job! #Monsterdon

Lucy found the book Harker was given in Transylvania!

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The disembodied shadow thing is distinctly creepy, well done

(and OMG Lucy is so into it)

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"...don't forget to feed my flies!"

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Okay that mirror entrance is scary as fuck. Get out of her bedroom Kinski ya creep.
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#Monsterdon oh he DOES want that threesome

"Can't believe I just talked a vampire out of biting me, how did I do that?!"

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Lucy is totally goth. #Monsterdon

Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" with this dialogue between the Count and Lucy as the lyrics would be awesome. #Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

Oh no now we get some German philosophical art banter

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Jonathan did technically beat him back but forgot about the whole needing to warn them part.

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Seriously... CONSENT motherfucker, have you heard of it?

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#monsterdon Excuse me, have you heard about the Vampire society-

#Monsterdon Nosferatu in the washroom. 🚨

oh fuck #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Holy shit this is a good chilling scene

"OH GOD, KLAUS KINSKI IS IN MY ROOM" #Monsterdon

Whoa cool shadow effect with the opening and closing door

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I don't care how fast you ride that horse, Johnathon. It ain't catching up with that ship. #Monsterdon

Oh no, we couldn't ALL be in straight jackets. Who would fasten the buckles? #Monsterdon

Ahhhhhhh took me forever to figure out why Harker is so familiar, he's Hitler from the Downfall meme

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Great shadow work. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon wow, I have hair envy

#monsterdon Kinda enjoying the tourist vibes of this guy

Imagine booking out a plaza in Amsterdam for filming just so you could get Kinski to run around it and be extra, extra creepy.

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"Dr. van Helsing, is it possible that we are all so insane that we will one day wake to find ourselves in straitjackets?"

"My dear girl, I'm afraid that's just _you_."

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"Straight jackets? All of us? Oh no, no, not at all. Gay jackets, for some of us. Not straight at all."

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