Might I suggest not walking into a prison cell which is supposed to be occupied, whose door is hanging open, without taking a look around first
what is the MATTER with this outfit it looks like a filthy bib on top of a graduation robe #monsterdon
That soliloquy was basically βyou ainβt gettinβ in these drawers, bub.β Lucy got some brass, yβall.
#Monsterdon
Oh renfield
"At night he penetrates the walls-"
Oh sure, that club's well known in town. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Hey, Lucy has the same Exposition book Johnathan was reading in Transylvania!
why is the town absolutely full of coffins? plague?
The guard just missed his quaterly non-escape of inmates target goal.
Lucy Harker's middle name is Wednesday, right? #monsterdon
Wait. Is this just two goths talking to each other in a candle lit room? Lucy is out gothing the vampire.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
I thought Lucy was gonna go all Twins of Evil for us. #monsterdon
She's really poetic.
Godzilla vs. Nosferatu when?
This asylum guard is THE WORST at his job! #Monsterdon
Lucy found the book Harker was given in Transylvania!
"...don't forget to feed my flies!"
Okay that mirror entrance is scary as fuck. Get out of her bedroom Kinski ya creep.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
#Monsterdon oh he DOES want that threesome
"Can't believe I just talked a vampire out of biting me, how did I do that?!"
Lucy is totally goth. #Monsterdon
Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" with this dialogue between the Count and Lucy as the lyrics would be awesome. #Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
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Oh no now we get some German philosophical art banter
Jonathan did technically beat him back but forgot about the whole needing to warn them part.
Seriously... CONSENT motherfucker, have you heard of it?
#monsterdon Excuse me, have you heard about the Vampire society-
#Monsterdon Nosferatu in the washroom. π¨
oh fuck #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Holy shit this is a good chilling scene
"OH GOD, KLAUS KINSKI IS IN MY ROOM" #Monsterdon
Whoa cool shadow effect with the opening and closing door
I don't care how fast you ride that horse, Johnathon. It ain't catching up with that ship. #Monsterdon
Oh no, we couldn't ALL be in straight jackets. Who would fasten the buckles? #Monsterdon
Ahhhhhhh took me forever to figure out why Harker is so familiar, he's Hitler from the Downfall meme
#monsterdon wow, I have hair envy
#monsterdon Kinda enjoying the tourist vibes of this guy
Imagine booking out a plaza in Amsterdam for filming just so you could get Kinski to run around it and be extra, extra creepy.
"Dr. van Helsing, is it possible that we are all so insane that we will one day wake to find ourselves in straitjackets?"
"My dear girl, I'm afraid that's just _you_."
"Straight jackets? All of us? Oh no, no, not at all. Gay jackets, for some of us. Not straight at all."
Brain fevers. Itβs always brain fevers. #Monsterdon
You can get Uber to deliver anything to your door #monsterdon
Fiction alternates between describing the inside a fast-moving carriage as the most perilous thing a person can experience to not feeling it worthy of any description at all. #monsterdon
Ma'am, we've got a dried up old husk of a man for you. We'll leave him on the doorstep. #Monsterdon
Olβ Klaus toting those boxes would make a killer UPS ad
#Monsterdon
That's one you can pull on your wife when you come back from a business trip
#Monsterdon Lucy, your fiancee Jonathan needs to get another job.
horse scene needs more coconuts
Lift with your legs, Dracula #monsterdon
Good thing they were home, and could sign for the delivery.
That little skip step when passing the cross was hilarious. #Monsterdon
The crucifix reaction, A+ #monsterdon
Well yes the plague, but what about the rat economy?
"Nosferatu moving service"
#Monsterdon
#nosferatu
This is the vampire equivalent of maneuvering your couch up the stairs of your new apartment. #Monsterdon
hello! anybody home! i'll just let myself in! #monsterdon
Gorgeous sailing shots. #Monsterdon
Oh hey, Fester's back! Call Gomez! #monsterdon #Nosferatu1979
Those rat cluster scenes are amazing #monsterdon
Look at all those sweet squeakers! πππ
we actually get to see dracula move in this one instead of getting edged about a real estate deal for 2 hours, that is so satisfying. #monsterdon
That shadow of Dracula and the coffin up against the building was great!
Hey everybody, let's congregate around the mystery plague ship! Bring the whole family! #monsterdon
The vampire core strength training routine is top notch.
Typical government: letβs carry this dude off the boat and let the rats loose, THEN read the log explaining how the plague is aboard
#Monsterdon
Not gonna do anything about the hundreds of rats swarming into town? Like maybe take the ship back offshore and burn it? Ok then
Did the director misread "rats" instead of "bats" π€ #monsterdon
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totally lost on what's happening bc i've been multitasking but whatever fuck it scene of all rats is the scene for me #monsterdon
Now that's a lot of rats!
#monsterdon
You know you didn't need to take the book off the boat to read it. #monsterdon
Oh sure now they're worried about the plague.
Infection control and quarantine are not big among the gentlemen, much like today #monsterdon
@Lazarou I mean, he didn't stink, so what harm could he cause?
GTFO tha miasma!
@Lazarou if it was two wheels I'd say they're two tired --dad: Dad, they're dead! #Monsterdon
I could have sworn the rats on the ship being all dead was a plot point in some version of this story
awww, the cute rats!
#Monsterdon βNot a soul on board.β Yes, but so many bodies.
For an unmmaned ship, it arrived pretty smoothly.
#monsterdon
It's a rat-fest!
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Not airborne, not a problem
Okay a whole empty ship just gliding into the middle of town is creepy as fuck. Might be more creepy if it was at night or there was anyone on the streets.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
that was a well timed sneeze, little girl. #monsterdon
"The Master is here! I no longer have to take care of the place while the Master is away!"
@diazona @FoxMime opening like the Mary Tyler Moore Show #monsterdon
How did they get that boat to stop on its mark? #Monsterdon
@strangefour it's called dead reckoning?! --dad #Monsterdon
that is a very effective corpse reveal I have to say
#Monsterdon Dead pilot managed to make port flawlessly⦠ok, a small scrape, but very good job for a dead guy.
The new Tesla sailboat, with autoparking. And rats. And Vampires (not standard equipment).
I sense that Lucy would feel better if she had a nice sandwich #monsterdon
well, look what the tied dragged in
('cept the ship isn't the Demeter)
Still a very creepy sequence of the ship drifting into dock(?) with the dead captain lashed to the wheel ...
@jonny @Lazarou I admit it don't look like the fucking Volga. And neither is that canal. #monsterdon #Nosferatu1979
Be the Renfield laugh you wish to see in the world
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Kinski lit from below, doing a very good impression of nightmare fuel.
Kinksi: Don't let Renfield be sulky.
Herzog: okay.
Kinski: Sulky Renfield is my thing.
Herzog: I said OKAY
#monsterdon
@srol nah nah there is like recognizable Events Occuring in this movie so the passage of time is nonzero seconds-per-second, which puts it beneath the longest #monsterdon movies