"No Dracy, stay till morning. I'll cook breakfast in bed."
OH COCK!
It crowed
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#monsterdon Careful with the edging *wink wink*

Oh, now he’s blind as a bat. That’s ironic. #Monsterdon

her plan was to be so delicious that he would be so distracted drinking her that the sun would rise?

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finally, Kinski is banished! #monsterdon

Are we meant to understand that he sat there sucking on her neck all night?
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Lucy is dead too now I guess
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he's really fucked up that game of Go, they're gonna have to start completely over

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Love that Kinski-Nosferatu is lying there like a dead cat

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Oops, caught out past curfew

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Dude went for the second nut and that sealed his doom
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OK, I guess that was her plan all along

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YES, KLAUS KINSK- I mean Dracula is dead. Yeah. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: “Was that a rooster? Oh, shit, look at the time!”

Do they make rescue inhalers for vampires?

He's pulling her dress up to get some feet pics... This is the the creepiest Dracula.
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#Monsterdon Only then did Lucy remember her windows face north, not east....

#Monsterdon uh oh! time for the walk of shame

Kinski. Please. Stop making those noises. It's really upsetting.
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Does it have to be Woman's Love that makes him forget the first cock of the morning?

I know video games aren't invented yet, but maybe a really good book would do it?

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Dracula, her neck’s not down there. #Monsterdon

so ... she made herself into a glue trap?

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Filming in glorious color for black and white.
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See I like the opposite of that, I like a hand on the throat and mouth on the boob #monsterdon

#monsterdon Hi diddelly hello neighbor!

#Monsterdon I guess he just wanted to know if she had nice legs before he turned her

Nosferatu has it bad for Lucy. Slow motion mutual sighing in progress.
#Monsterdon
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Oh right Mina. Forgot about her. Hi Mina's corpse.
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WTF EW #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

What a bunch of BS

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Ugh man, I would NOT let Kinski that close to me knowing what I know now. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Lucy…. you got some draining to do…”

My dude, you need to knock.

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A kitty has been spotted! Running through a scene to fast to screen cap.
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Production assistant, on the phone: "Sure, I can get you some rats, no problem. I know a rat guy, he's got dozens."

Production assistant, listening intently: "Oh. Ooohhhhhhh. I see. That's gonna take some doing, sir. I'm gonna need a new rat guy."

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If you feast on people's blood, seems like it'd counterproductive to introduce the Black Death everywhere you go. #Monsterdon

The richest lunatics are dining outdoors with the rats?
I guess they were paid in food and wine.
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THE GRAND NAGUS!

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I mean, who doesn't have some consecrated hosts tooling around in the junk drawer? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I was gonna ask why does she have a pile of consecrated hosts, but it occurs to me with the city falling apart she could probably just raid the church

Now, they’re eating dinner, surrounded by rats.

Herzog is brilliant!

I think.

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This Van Helsing's a real failure. I think Lucy got all his competence. #Monsterdon

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"What happened?"

*Looks at neck bite*

"Maybe fake news or a Russian bot"

you don't know how the lady with an obvious vampire bite died?? you're Dr van Helsing!

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I hope the rats had a good caterer #monsterdon

Odd time for a frolic in the square.

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"Calm down, Lucy."

I... Wasn't screaming or anything? I'm fine. #Monsterdon

@moira she seems like a competent girl, she might make a good companion. #monsterdon

I’m fascinated with this scene of furniture and farm animals in the town square, and this the old lady sitting in the chair asleep (dead?), and now people are waltzing.

WTF is going on?

No, really. WTF is going on?

#Monsterdon

Surreal

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#Monsterdon so yeah, letting the ship dock and sit there spewing rats was uh

probably unwise

#monsterdon Too many allegories of social media already

update: oh wait never mind #Monsterdon

I suspect that goat was not having a good time

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"Ring around the rosy / pockets full of posies"

"That's apocryphal!"

#monsterdon

Cue up Danse Macabre, maybe

#monsterdon #mastoween

#Monsterdon plague dance?

@flowerpot This sounds like something out of an Animal Farm/Clue crossover

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I love this random nonsense. #Monsterdon

The lead rat-handler on this movie probably didn't get paid enough.

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@allanb exactly, which is why i'm thinking they moved it in the film and just didn't say anything. i mean, why not?

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#monsterdon For the people complaining about life choices. Again and same as last week, we don't do Kinskishaming here

This is why you put up flyers BEFORE your yard sale. #monsterdon

Lucy's got agency in this version of the story, I'm into it #monsterdon

Fight plague with counter-plague (body and blood of jesus) I guess

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I just thought Dracula's new digs would have fewer rats and, I dunno, more bats?

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So it turns out this is just a prequel to Willard
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seriously though is there anything in this film that specifically says it _is_ supposed to be england? what if they just said "fukkit they're all from amsterdam."

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I would not touch the stuff the plague rats are crawling all over

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#Monsterdon I feel like Dracula brought the rats just to irritate anyone who tried to do anything to his earth boxes

SHEEP!

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"Hrm, I wonder where the vamp -- oh, hundreds of rats, there's the place."

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The buddy movie none of us was expecting. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon *dracula running and skipping alone in the night*

Klaus doing the airplane in his robe is joyous and extra creepsville.

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I'm actually rather liking Commanding Lucy, so many other films turn her into a powerless victim or a sexy lamp. I hope she gets to stake Dracula <3 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mansplaining superstition and science. Alllllll the time.

even van helsing just ignoring her. Lucy and Ripley would have a great time grouching over some pints at a bar. #monsterdon

The overhead shot of the plaza full of coffins was Busby Berkeley’s dark masterpiece.#Monsterdon

i'm letting you know that even 21st century science has not ruled out the existence of draculas because that's not how science works, and has in fact discovered many species that behave like some features of draculas #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I want someone to well actually that the Dracula plague was caused by fleas (on the rats).

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I think Lucy might be on to something there

#Monsterdon Most proactive Lucy is best Lucy.

I feel that she ought not walk into among a plague procession without first putting on an N95 mask #monsterdon

This plague coffin burning sure is looking like a huge exposure event. #monsterdon

“The plague! The plague!”

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I wonder if this Dracula/Nosferatu inspired the look of Voldemort from the Harry Potter movies (which I was rather disappointed with TBH)

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Lucy gets a job with the CDC

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#Monsterdon I know the plague is an invention of the movie, but that's a lot of coffins. If they're dead you can't feed on them anymore I would assume. Pace yourself, Drac!

you know, bringing the plague into it is kinda good? it's very apocalyptic, all the coffins, the city government collapsing

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listen you can't blame dracula for the plague how could he have known that carrying around thousands of rats was bad it was a different time #monsterdon

Lucy, it's time to buy a sandwich board and a bell. #Monsterdon

oh no, even horse got plague :(

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#Monsterdon Kinski Nosferatu is not here for Renfield fanboi.

renfield is like that one night stand you can't ditch. #monsterdon

Herzog later said his inspiration for this scene was watching my cat tell me it's time for dinner. #Monsterdon

Even the Count is sick of Renfield

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Drac giving Renfeld the "Oh, it's you." look.

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ill never forget the cry of the cock

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THE CRY OF THE COCK, YOUALL #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

Renfield just wants nuzzles like those kitty cats!

#monsterdon