Thinking about doing some pre-watch research for next weekβs #Monsterdon so I can have some more developed analysis of the literary/visual spatial themes
@Taweret I'll have to do that. For my money this one was a #monsterdon feature up there with Godziilla 1954 with its own sorrowful ending
dang that was a good movie geez
just imagine the dracula feeding his lil plague rats bits of cream, like this https://youtu.be/uYCkhfZVrFk?si=MjRnFeZxRxmWTJHQ
Tubi wants to roll me right into a kids show called The Hilarious House of Frightenstein. #Monsterdon https://tubitv.com/series/300007778/the-hilarious-house-of-frightenstein
Okay the last like 15 minutes where Lucy was the proactive protagonist, great!
Most of the slow paced movie with long long scenes, eh.
Twist-ish ending, good.
Not sure how to feel about this movie.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Wait I missed it. Who fucked off into the desert?
How did she survive so many hours of bloodsucking? #monsterdon
@paco Clearly not the police. Or the jailor. Or the prison guard. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I guess the real horror was the vampires we made along the way.
Another wonderful monsterdon! We had lots of great scenery shots, awkward dialog ue, relatable plague scenes, off-screen violence, rats! :neorat_anarchy: the cinematography was very Herzog, as was the music choice. I'm sure there's much deeper comparisons to the original to be had too!
Did Mina and Lucy have a word or two together or are we without a solid Bechdel passing moment here? #monsterdon
Always fun to have a legit good one pop up in the #monsterdon queue, for variety! Maybe I'll have to watch it again when I'm not at work. Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and see y'all back here next week!
These fangs are so comical. More bunny than bloodsucker.
Like all great films, this one ended abruptly and left the viewer saying βthat was somehow not enough sex, even with the petting at the end.β
Thanks for following along, yβall. Have a great night!
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#Monsterdon Spouse: βWas that a movie or a fever dream?β
βAlso, needed more hat.β
@springdiesel I feel we all had a huge steak in this or a huge stake or somethin #Monsterdon
Well, I'm glad they left it open for a sequel: Nosfera2
@lorgonumputz Sea of sand?
#monsterdon A 70's vampire understands consent better than a Supreme Court Justice
@Bluedepth There was a brief sighting of Mina's corpse at one point in there
hey #monsterdon have you seen Gilbert & Sullivan's Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula?
so harker is a daywalker now I guess?
What a huge stake.
Fucking off into the desert(?) doesn't seem like the brightest idea if you just turned into a vampire but w/e floats your coffin I guess #monsterdon
Okay, points for a very dramatic riding off to the horizon. Why?
And he fucked off into the... desert?
Does Harker become Count now? Is that how that works?
So ends another #Monsterdon. As always, our thanks to all the posters and lurkers, and our gratitude to @Taweret for hosting. And remember, #Monsterdoners: Let's sit down for a while.
this was the most beautifully filmed creepy crawly film!
Van Helsing might just arrest himself at this point
And he F's off into the ... desert?
#Monsterdon i rode through the desert on a horse with no name
And so the monster fucks off into the distance. Scenery, atmospheric music, and no hecking sense in the plot-dissipating script #monsterdon
Thanks @Taweret
OH NO JONATHAN IS THE DRACULA NOW
"I have much to do... Now"
For example, a trip to the dentist. #Monsterdon
lord, Lucy, you forgot ONE F-ING THING. #monsterdon
Turns out he was a were-rat the entire time!
#Monsterdon The whole βArrest this man!β dialogue is unexpected and hilarious. Complete with cartoonish red-tipped stake.
#monsterdon Why I feel this is the most 18+ rated scene we seen so far
Shut up and stay in that chair like a good boy Jonathan
#Monsterdon I'm honestly surprised anyone was left to arrest him
oh. there isn't. lmao
This banter with the not-a-cop feels very Act V Scene 1, doesn't it?
@srol it's like a Bethesda game, he got stuck partially under the ground then eventually ragdolled
Yeah, van Helsing, you suck too #monsterdon
Iβve heard of killer sex, but damn.
#Monsterdon
"No Dracy, stay till morning. I'll cook breakfast in bed."
OH COCK!
It crowed
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
van helsing meanwhile, listens to everything every woman ever tells him from now until the end of his days. #monsterdon
Tubi cut to a banking commercial immediately after the first cock of the morning. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Careful with the edging *wink wink*
Oh, now heβs blind as a bat. Thatβs ironic. #Monsterdon
her plan was to be so delicious that he would be so distracted drinking her that the sun would rise?
finally, Kinski is banished! #monsterdon
Are we meant to understand that he sat there sucking on her neck all night?
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Lucy is dead too now I guess
#monsterdon
he's really fucked up that game of Go, they're gonna have to start completely over
Love that Kinski-Nosferatu is lying there like a dead cat
Oops, caught out past curfew
Dude went for the second nut and that sealed his doom
#Monsterdon
OK, I guess that was her plan all along
YES, KLAUS KINSK- I mean Dracula is dead. Yeah. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Spouse: βWas that a rooster? Oh, shit, look at the time!β
Do they make rescue inhalers for vampires?
He's pulling her dress up to get some feet pics... This is the the creepiest Dracula.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
#Monsterdon Only then did Lucy remember her windows face north, not east....
#Monsterdon uh oh! time for the walk of shame
Kinski. Please. Stop making those noises. It's really upsetting.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Does it have to be Woman's Love that makes him forget the first cock of the morning?
I know video games aren't invented yet, but maybe a really good book would do it?
Dracula, her neckβs not down there. #Monsterdon
so ... she made herself into a glue trap?
Filming in glorious color for black and white.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
more like drankula #monsterdon
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See I like the opposite of that, I like a hand on the throat and mouth on the boob #monsterdon
#monsterdon Hi diddelly hello neighbor!
#Monsterdon I guess he just wanted to know if she had nice legs before he turned her
Nosferatu has it bad for Lucy. Slow motion mutual sighing in progress.
#Monsterdon
#nosferatu
Sprinkling food crumbs all over the floor is a good way to get rats in your house, holy wafers or not.
In case you need more rats. πππ
Oh right Mina. Forgot about her. Hi Mina's corpse.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
WTF EW #monsterdon #nosferatu1979
What a bunch of BS
Ugh man, I would NOT let Kinski that close to me knowing what I know now. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βLucyβ¦. you got some draining to doβ¦β
My dude, you need to knock.
A kitty has been spotted! Running through a scene to fast to screen cap.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Production assistant, on the phone: "Sure, I can get you some rats, no problem. I know a rat guy, he's got dozens."
Production assistant, listening intently: "Oh. Ooohhhhhhh. I see. That's gonna take some doing, sir. I'm gonna need a new rat guy."
If you feast on people's blood, seems like it'd counterproductive to introduce the Black Death everywhere you go. #Monsterdon
The richest lunatics are dining outdoors with the rats?
I guess they were paid in food and wine.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
THE GRAND NAGUS!
I mean, who doesn't have some consecrated hosts tooling around in the junk drawer? #Monsterdon
is that legit what communion wafers look like? I thought they were smaller, and thicker. No wait I may have been thinking of those rice crackers. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I was gonna ask why does she have a pile of consecrated hosts, but it occurs to me with the city falling apart she could probably just raid the church
This Van Helsing's a real failure. I think Lucy got all his competence. #Monsterdon
you don't know how the lady with an obvious vampire bite died?? you're Dr van Helsing!
@ramsey @Victorsigmoid It wouldn't be #Monsterdon if you didn't have one of those moments at least
I hope the rats had a good caterer #monsterdon
Odd time for a frolic in the square.
"Calm down, Lucy."
I... Wasn't screaming or anything? I'm fine. #Monsterdon
@moira she seems like a competent girl, she might make a good companion. #monsterdon
Iβm fascinated with this scene of furniture and farm animals in the town square, and this the old lady sitting in the chair asleep (dead?), and now people are waltzing.
WTF is going on?
No, really. WTF is going on?