Relax, there's a guard rail. How bad could it be? #Monsterdon

and he _wants that goddamn coffee_

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I had to get something out of the oven, did the dish seasoned with paprika get introduced? #monsterdon

@brooke Looking a bit like Skyrim really.

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And by not having any horses I really mean you're boned. #monsterdon

@LingLass Without the naked dancing (so far). #Monsterdon

Mountains, Gandalf!

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Ceci n’est pas une pipe, btw #monsterdon

Dracula is actually about the problems of landlords in society (1/332)

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And so he was bequethed the cursed overdue library book, and deemed an unclean outsider by all the village. No quarter, no rest, no horse be given unto him (until he pays the library fine, at least).

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Take a goose for safety man!!

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"coffee... is... for... closers. coffee... is... for... closers. coffee... is... for... closers. coffee..."

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"I have no coach." "Can't you see? I haven't any horses." Uh huh. #Monsterdon

@Louisa
With wood underneath? I'd be awake lots.

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#70sDraculaSpectacula

If no one will go down that road, why are there tire tracks on the very well maintained path???

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#Monsterdon fucker's going on foot

what is this, Fallout?

They did find some kick-ass locations.

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#monsterdon Was Dracula the first gentrifier in this essay I will

This guy who doesn’t have a coach or any horses is clearly not sure of what’s right in front of him. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: “Vampire tourism is their only import. About to be export.”

Any one else perhaps with more knoweldge than I have want to clarify if those are the correct plural of incubus and succubus? I really thought it was the "i
ending...

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#Monsterdon I almost expected the dog to cross himself like the lady did when he walked by.

"These are no horses, these are phantasms of your imagination."

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Why is Harker trying to buy a horse now? What did he ride in on?

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@yatsu Hey wait... Walking into a Dracula movie and ending up in a Folk Horror film would be a great idea. The blood sucking vampire might be the preferable terror at the end.
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So far it’s a lot like The Wicker Man’s outsider travels. #Monsterdon

How convenient they had a version available in English

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"Can you not see? I haven't any horses. These creatures right here? They're totally my hunting dogs."

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I like how the bed is elevated to make the most of the wood fire heat.

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kinda like the "no fuck you" coachman who has no coach and no horses

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@davesdogmaggie Like vampyres but their teeth glow

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Oh good vampire lore exposition

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Let's see what Rick Steves has to say about the place #monsterdon

why do draculas love real estate so much i would have figured they would have gotten that sorted out like centuries ago #monsterdon

@brooke Atlas Obscura took a while to find their current vibe

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Herzog decided to have Jonathan read the rest of the story instead of acting it. #Monsterdon

"I haven't any coach. Can you not see, I haven't any horses." I like this guy.

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@rallias Business idea!

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Sounds like he’s saying Lampyres. I’m okay with it. #Monsterdon

@jonny Just getting there now, apparently

I presume this will take the rest of the movie

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Wow I love/hate this David the Gnome style wall bed

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@dave_andersen So far, they still have over 90 minutes to disappoint me in different ways

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#Monsterdon Renfield's dub is hillarious. 🤦‍♂️

I know how to milk an ox. But only the ox will like it.

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

Firewood stacked up under the bed. It should stay nice and dry there. #Monsterdon

Don't you wish everyone used Dial?
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#Monsterdon The tavern wife will just keep on tapping the book for say half an hour. Until it gets strange and weird. Ma’am, would you like to have this book and take it to bed with you. Tap tap tap.

#Monsterdon this guidebook of local tourist hotspots is _not_ enticing

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I appreciate these Roma ppl talking their Roma talk and wearing those textiles

G-g-g-ghost castle? Rut roh Raggy.
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well, at least we know THIS lady won't be dancing naked against the wall in the other room. #monsterdon

"Will you sign my yearbook?"

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Oh no, not Fifty Shades.

Twilight!

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Innkeeper's wife walks in

"You ordered a massage?"

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@Louisa

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!!!

I was wondering why that shocked silence rang a bell.

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@ricci @apLundell Does London have canals? #Monsterdon

We prefer "blood extractors".

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@benlockwood See I would have thought pretty rock

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No such castle except in the imagination of man? So you might say ... a mind palace? :thaenkin: #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's okay Jonathan nothing is wrong with Dracula you're just having queer dreams from the paprika.

Also crucifixes protect against tummy aches caused by paprika

Seriously speaking: This is a really interesting intro / setup to a Dracula movie.

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Hat guy is just Transylvaniaphobic #monsterdon

I have to say, the scary stories that guy's telling, he must sell brown pants, to hide the shit he scared out of people.

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For me?

...A signed copy of Fifty Shades of Gray?

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A ghost castle! It only appears when a Belmont takes a wife! #Monsterdon

Well, I'm convinced by all those looks and the innkeeper, let that to tomorrow man
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#monsterdon Are... Are those guys speaking about Twitter?

@brooke Wow, something in #monsterdon being LESS racist than expected?

@apLundell #Monsterdon Happens to me on occasion.

I need some Lyle Lovette right now. Something about a man riding a pony, on a boat, on the ocea-

Got damn, how many villagers hate Lyle Lovette that much?

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Listen I'm not a believer in mythical stuff but also...

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I had been playing the movie at 1.5x speed and things seemed fine, and then...

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Bogo pass? Which one? The free one or the one you have to pay for? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon honestly the horse thing kind of shocked me. But maybe because it lacks Mina Murray and her obsession with trains there had to be more horse stuff

Does anyone know what the roma man is saying? #Monsterdon

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Seriously, Harker is annoying and dismissive he is expendable

@apLundell You go through the chunnel, naturally

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Welp, settling in for the movie to take a sudden turn for the racist

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Don't worry you have until midnight apparently

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The way this guy talks, the fact it's deemed appropriate, I agree with Brain Blaze, the past is the worst.

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#Monsterdon I'm not sure this guy is wearing that back brace properly. He's probably not going to be covered by Worker's Comp.

#Monsterdon Nobody blink! Hold that stare! Also! We need more sweaty forelocks stuck to sickly white scalps! Excellent. I feel the leprosy setting in…

@Taweret I'd rather he said it was the cheap seats, that's a good Australian comedy panel TV show. Heh.

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They were all expecting him to say White Castle instead #monsterdon

Drum circle!

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Lucy: goths gonna goth.

Mina: you're my sister now!

Jon: horseback to far away! With no luggage or supplies!
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#Monsterdon i regret to inform you that the romanians are racist

That had better be a Chekhov's goose. That goose needs to show up again. Highlight of the movie so far.

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"Don't Go There Sir.... The Cheap Seats" ???

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even the goose is aghast...

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Harkin's horse has enough screentime to get credited imho, and he's doing an excellent job of portraying a trusty steed of the area being greeted by peasants

@apLundell@octodon.social you can, but SHOULD you though?

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The goose looks nonplussed tho

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Heh. I think I liked the bit from the last flick where Harker got goggled at in the train better :P #Monsterdon

Here we see a traditional Transylvanian horse argument. #monsterdon

For a realtor, he's quite popular... they must be excited to get rid of their rich neighbor.

Nothing foreboding about having them as your neighbor.

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@ramsey In the version I'm watching it's almost all in the left channel 🤷

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This horse looks annoyed af #monsterdon

bring back longing arms outstretched goodbyes over real estate business trips #Monsterdon

oh nvm they're all just smaller than him lol #monsterdon