I actually saw a performance of Tannhäuser at Houston grand opera that was directed by Werner Herzog years ago

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"...the night is cold, and I have lost my nail clippers"

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that's a fancy coach! #Monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid I would have thought he would love righeous blood.

Well, self-righeous.

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#Monsterdon Yonda lies the castle of my fadda…

Thanks a lot, coachman, yeah I'm sure I wasn't gonna make it the last FIVE YARDS to your DOORSTEP >:( #Monsterdon

#monsterdon finally made it to Dontgonearthecastle

Oh, so this is where they got the Promethius soundtrack from!

Look out Johnnie, that soundtrack never bodes well.

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That film grain is magical.

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Mr Harker is immensely confident. I would have been certain I was going the wrong way, but he kept on for 12+ hours!

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Herzog! HERZOG! You left the camera sitting on the side of the mountain again! Awww the lens cap is off and it's rolling and everything! Herzoooooog!

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Movie giving me a break on reading subtitles by simply having no dialogue

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#monsterdon I mean... I feel like an idiot for making jokes with this scene setting. Can they place a fascist cop somewhere please

Free band name idea: Transylvania Hitchhiker #monsterdon

#Monsterdon finally an uber

@Taweret Me too, but Die Walküre is my happy place #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's not like I thought this movie would be bad by any means (though I am more familiar with Herzog for documentaries) but I'm going to have to rewatch it once I'm feeling better for the stuff I've missed (due to a certain dog)

"...don't forget to give me five stars"

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Gah! Enough long travel sequences! What is this? 2001: A Space Odyssey?!?!

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This is my favorite part of Fantasia #monsterdon

On no this cave is reminding me of the bit in Dracula Untold where Luke Evans and Charles Dance get a little gay

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FUCKING COACHMAN!? I HAD TO *WALK* HERE, BITCH #Monsterdon

pretty sure this is the same music that herzog used in Lo and Behold before he cut to elon musk saying he doesn't dream #monsterdon

@Taweret me too. Shame about Wagner otherwise.

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@rallias Dracula hates HOAs. They are a dealbreaker.
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Transylvania Noir shots!

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I actually really like the music from the ring cycle a lot

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@jonny
All the real villains know where the money is at... land!
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Caught a ride on a passing horse-drawn hearse.

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@cheribaker And certainly not a coach drawn by horses. #Monsterdon

All of of this beautiful, ponderous scenery...

And here I am with the cursed thought of Gamer Dracula and his popular Twitch show, "Live from the Castle".

I bet he has his own brand of blood-based gamer drinks too.

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@nev Then Jonathan couldn't say "I Love Lucy" #monsterdon

This song keeps almost sounding like Swan Lake and it's really bothering me. #monsterdon

[bugs bunny in drag in 3...]

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What do you think the "Will we ever see him again" betting pool is like?

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I'm waiting for the snow troll to jump him.

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@overholt vampyres don't live for centuries if they don't set up some safety regulations

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Herzog: We waited two days on that mountain side for the right shot, eventually...cannibalism was discussed, but then, at the second dawn we had the perfect moment. Kinski then spat at us and called us cowards.

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#monsterdon Ah! So this is the movie Kojima saw for Death Stranding

is this a documentary about a mountain hike, or a dracula flick? #monsterdon

@JoeWynne @overholt Because of the unlimited garlic bread, I assume?

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It's a "fixer upper".

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You can really herzog coming out in these traveling transition shots with these wonderful landscapes ⛰️

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This movie brought to you by: Rocks. They're on mountains! #monsterdon

Oh, right. I forgot. I need to live in the mind of the coach driver who has no coach or horses. #Monsterdon

This waterfall is the perfect spot for a selfie #monsterdon

@SRLevine well sure, any elder scrolls player coulda told you that ^_^

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#Monsterdon i'd be double-checking google maps constantly the whole time

shoulda pre-downloaded the maps before i left

Nothing more fun than hanging out, by yourself, in the mountains that are known for wolves.

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Our real estate agent here could really use, like, a fire or something. He's just kinda wandering around in the middle of nowhere. #Monsterdon

"There are those who call me... Tim?"

This guy sitting on the rock cairn in the pass.

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Wow, looks like the Coachman was right : There is no road there.

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"Yep," he thought, "I'm gonna die here and nobody's eeeeeeeever gonna find my body"

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@Configures Oh fantastic! Enjoy 😀 feel free to share a picture if you like, when you get them

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@apLundell "I require transportation for my journey... to Hartford, Connecticut."

*smash* *shatter*

*silence*

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i'm loving the view. and the vibe

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Wow sure am glad that this remote out of the way neglected Mountain Pass has these sturdy secure railings, just like around town. 😉

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Surprisingly good safety railing infrastructure for rural Transylvania. #Monsterdon

dandelion seedheads on the trail ❤ #Monsterdon

Jon- man, the shit I've gotta go through just to get my commission. Vamps? Pshaw, I'm in real estate, we're kissing cousins.

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This part looks like Death Stranding #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't think Jonathan is paid enough for this shit

The path (that apparently doesn’t exist) along the rushing water to Dracula’s castle has a convenient railing. #Monsterdon

Admittedly that path under the cliff over the river doesn't look very safe for any creature so large as a horse. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel Renfield from last week should have been here this week

Finally a real estate agent willing to work for their commission.

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Something tells me a horse or coach would have taken a different path

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If I heard that kind of ominous chanting I'd be looking over my shoulder too.

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Really well-maintained trail here for somewhere you're not suppose to travel to #Monsterdon

Somebody placed a protective railing by the river next to the path no one goes on... #Monsterdon

Didn't Quark and Odo climb this mountain in season 7?

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This guy is one of the best walk away in a long shot back actors ever.

this handheld shot in the mountain above the river is super gutsy for its time damn #monsterdon

Those other geese are like, "No, go away! You were in the tavern all night!"

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always check under the waterfalls, that's where they hide the treasure

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This scene looks like where Frodo declares his precious... did his boss recently pass this way?

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Hey, there is a railing. That's more public works than I expected to see.

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I appreciate these locals being “no way I am getting fucked because of some entitled rich white tourist” #Monsterdon

I want to play Untitled Goose Game here in this village.
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@overholt
Part of the charm of Transylvania. Also, no Olive Gardens.

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I can't believe this movie was produced in two languages at the same time. That is absolutely mad. #monsterdon

Is this Howe Caverns? #monsterdon

Relax, there's a guard rail. How bad could it be? #Monsterdon

and he _wants that goddamn coffee_

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I had to get something out of the oven, did the dish seasoned with paprika get introduced? #monsterdon

@brooke Looking a bit like Skyrim really.

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And by not having any horses I really mean you're boned. #monsterdon

@LingLass Without the naked dancing (so far). #Monsterdon

Mountains, Gandalf!

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Ceci n’est pas une pipe, btw #monsterdon

Dracula is actually about the problems of landlords in society (1/332)

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Take a goose for safety man!!

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And so he was bequethed the cursed overdue library book, and deemed an unclean outsider by all the village. No quarter, no rest, no horse be given unto him (until he pays the library fine, at least).

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"coffee... is... for... closers. coffee... is... for... closers. coffee... is... for... closers. coffee..."

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"I have no coach." "Can't you see? I haven't any horses." Uh huh. #Monsterdon

@Louisa
With wood underneath? I'd be awake lots.

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If no one will go down that road, why are there tire tracks on the very well maintained path???

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#Monsterdon fucker's going on foot

what is this, Fallout?

They did find some kick-ass locations.

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#monsterdon Was Dracula the first gentrifier in this essay I will