I can't hear this song without thinking of the ridiculous old sci fi PC Nibelungen epic, Ring: Legend of the Nibelungen
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It is kind of amazing how all the candles barely flicker.
fingernails...
#Monsterdon π§ β°οΈ π¦ π©ΈπΈοΈ π±
That's a gorgeous baroque (ghostly) carriage
"SIR! MR. DRACULA, SIR!"
Dracula: "That's right, my feldglings! This week's sponsor is Bose Sound Systems! Can't you here the awesome souring notes of --"
[realestate guy cursing himself until the sponsored segment is over]
Nos! Wear a hat, itβs cold out. #Monsterdon
This really is a cozy castle.
"Count Dracula?"
"Oh, no, sorry. Nosferatu. Similar concept, happens all the time. Try the cursed castle down the road." #Monsterdon
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Mmmmmm..... would #monsterdon
#Monsterdon
Nearly typed "Mobsterdon" so uh... hey. new idea for a series of movies we could watch eventually
#monsterdon Is giving incel to alt right pipeline
#Monsterdon βCount Dracula?β Worse, itβs Klaus Kinski.
This music choice is fascinating. You could redub this whole sequence with like spooky organ music and it has a completely different vibe. #monsterdon
Oh sure, the fucking COUNT answers his own fucking door? I don't believe it.
This movie is gorgeous #Monsterdon
The dark setting and uplifting music are creating some conflicting emotions
Hark a coachman approacheth!
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
@wohali i'm watching streaming, i'm only seeing magical jpeg artifacts
one little candle lit up his whole bedroom and yet three lanterns did _nothing_ in that tunnel, wtf
#Monsterdon π§ β°οΈ π¦ π©ΈπΈοΈ π±
Finally a ghostly carriage drawn by six ghostly horses!
I actually saw a performance of TannhΓ€user at Houston grand opera that was directed by Werner Herzog years ago
"...the night is cold, and I have lost my nail clippers"
that's a fancy coach! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Yonda lies the castle of my faddaβ¦
Thanks a lot, coachman, yeah I'm sure I wasn't gonna make it the last FIVE YARDS to your DOORSTEP >:( #Monsterdon
#monsterdon finally made it to Dontgonearthecastle
Oh, so this is where they got the Promethius soundtrack from!
Look out Johnnie, that soundtrack never bodes well.
That film grain is magical.
Mr Harker is immensely confident. I would have been certain I was going the wrong way, but he kept on for 12+ hours!
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Herzog! HERZOG! You left the camera sitting on the side of the mountain again! Awww the lens cap is off and it's rolling and everything! Herzoooooog!
Movie giving me a break on reading subtitles by simply having no dialogue
#monsterdon I mean... I feel like an idiot for making jokes with this scene setting. Can they place a fascist cop somewhere please
Free band name idea: Transylvania Hitchhiker #monsterdon
#Monsterdon finally an uber
@Taweret Me too, but Die WalkΓΌre is my happy place #monsterdon
#Monsterdon It's not like I thought this movie would be bad by any means (though I am more familiar with Herzog for documentaries) but I'm going to have to rewatch it once I'm feeling better for the stuff I've missed (due to a certain dog)
"...don't forget to give me five stars"
Gah! Enough long travel sequences! What is this? 2001: A Space Odyssey?!?!
This is my favorite part of Fantasia #monsterdon
On no this cave is reminding me of the bit in Dracula Untold where Luke Evans and Charles Dance get a little gay
FUCKING COACHMAN!? I HAD TO *WALK* HERE, BITCH #Monsterdon
pretty sure this is the same music that herzog used in Lo and Behold before he cut to elon musk saying he doesn't dream #monsterdon
@Taweret me too. Shame about Wagner otherwise.
@rallias Dracula hates HOAs. They are a dealbreaker.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Transylvania Noir shots!
I actually really like the music from the ring cycle a lot
@jonny
All the real villains know where the money is at... land!
#Monsterdon
Caught a ride on a passing horse-drawn hearse.
@cheribaker And certainly not a coach drawn by horses. #Monsterdon
All of of this beautiful, ponderous scenery...
And here I am with the cursed thought of Gamer Dracula and his popular Twitch show, "Live from the Castle".
I bet he has his own brand of blood-based gamer drinks too.
@nev Then Jonathan couldn't say "I Love Lucy" #monsterdon
This song keeps almost sounding like Swan Lake and it's really bothering me. #monsterdon
[bugs bunny in drag in 3...]
I'm waiting for the snow troll to jump him.
What do you think the "Will we ever see him again" betting pool is like?
@overholt vampyres don't live for centuries if they don't set up some safety regulations
#monsterdon Ah! So this is the movie Kojima saw for Death Stranding
is this a documentary about a mountain hike, or a dracula flick? #monsterdon
It's a "fixer upper".
You can really herzog coming out in these traveling transition shots with these wonderful landscapes β°οΈ
This movie brought to you by: Rocks. They're on mountains! #monsterdon
Oh, right. I forgot. I need to live in the mind of the coach driver who has no coach or horses. #Monsterdon
This waterfall is the perfect spot for a selfie #monsterdon
@SRLevine well sure, any elder scrolls player coulda told you that ^_^
#Monsterdon i'd be double-checking google maps constantly the whole time
shoulda pre-downloaded the maps before i left
Nothing more fun than hanging out, by yourself, in the mountains that are known for wolves.
Our real estate agent here could really use, like, a fire or something. He's just kinda wandering around in the middle of nowhere. #Monsterdon
"There are those who call me... Tim?"
This guy sitting on the rock cairn in the pass.
Wow, looks like the Coachman was right : There is no road there.
"Yep," he thought, "I'm gonna die here and nobody's eeeeeeeever gonna find my body"
@Configures Oh fantastic! Enjoy π feel free to share a picture if you like, when you get them
@apLundell "I require transportation for my journey... to Hartford, Connecticut."
*smash* *shatter*
*silence*
Wow sure am glad that this remote out of the way neglected Mountain Pass has these sturdy secure railings, just like around town. π
dandelion seedheads on the trail β€ #Monsterdon
Surprisingly good safety railing infrastructure for rural Transylvania. #Monsterdon
Jon- man, the shit I've gotta go through just to get my commission. Vamps? Pshaw, I'm in real estate, we're kissing cousins.
This part looks like Death Stranding #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I don't think Jonathan is paid enough for this shit
The path (that apparently doesnβt exist) along the rushing water to Draculaβs castle has a convenient railing. #Monsterdon
Admittedly that path under the cliff over the river doesn't look very safe for any creature so large as a horse. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I feel Renfield from last week should have been here this week
Finally a real estate agent willing to work for their commission.
Something tells me a horse or coach would have taken a different path
If I heard that kind of ominous chanting I'd be looking over my shoulder too.
Really well-maintained trail here for somewhere you're not suppose to travel to #Monsterdon
Somebody placed a protective railing by the river next to the path no one goes on... #Monsterdon
Didn't Quark and Odo climb this mountain in season 7?
This guy is one of the best walk away in a long shot back actors ever.
this handheld shot in the mountain above the river is super gutsy for its time damn #monsterdon
Those other geese are like, "No, go away! You were in the tavern all night!"
This scene looks like where Frodo declares his precious... did his boss recently pass this way?
Hey, there is a railing. That's more public works than I expected to see.
I appreciate these locals being βno way I am getting fucked because of some entitled rich white touristβ #Monsterdon
I want to play Untitled Goose Game here in this village.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
@overholt
Part of the charm of Transylvania. Also, no Olive Gardens.
I can't believe this movie was produced in two languages at the same time. That is absolutely mad. #monsterdon
Is this Howe Caverns? #monsterdon