@Taweret It was nice the Dracula provided dinner, tho.

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god i love this movie so much

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#Monsterdon harker: "i'm just gonna take a sleepy"
lucy: "*awake*

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"It's the oldest remedy in the world"

#Monsterdon Do you think Drac will take his morbid clock with him when he moves?

If not he should at least ship it to Jonathan. He deserves a treat for this awful business trip

i look at my dinner like that sometime too, when i'm really hungry. #monsterdon

Oh COME ON, herzog! The Count's ear appliques aren't even properly color matched!

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I think he broke his hand slamming that chair and just kept acting. #Monsterdon

"So. Dracula. Can I call you Drac?" #Monsterdon

Werner Herzog probably just had that macabre cuckoo clock lying around #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And this fxxing chair! Whap! Points for menacing your guest! But at least now we’ve got some lip color on our favorite count. Ah ah ah.

I want that cuckoo clock! #Monsterdon

this is a really awkward first date

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A very normal grandfather clock #monsterdon

I suspect a lot of us would love that clock

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Line?

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Harker you need to GET THE FUCK OUT.

Unless you're into this IDK

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#Monsterdon I would absolutely back up from this Nosferatu like that. But faster.

Yeah that's not creepy or anything 🧛‍♂️

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All of a sudden Dracula be like a power top. Someone needs to teach him how to accept "no" though.

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Or maybe don't move along... if you don't move you definitely have no chance of finding out that you're trapped in the castle

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#Monsterdon Things I need to learn about vampires

Does the 5 second rule apply to blood?

You've cut yourself, please let me... apply this homeopathic ointment... #monsterdon

Girl you need to put some make up and a wig on.
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Harker: dude is totally creeping on me; better chug this unknown liquid

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#Monsterdon We wouldn’t want blood poisoning. Might affect the flavor.

This is a normal amount of human eye contact it's fine #Monsterdon

I want that clock!

I'd probably take out the bell, though. Must make it hard to sleep.

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Jonathan's traveled to the mountains of transylvania to a castle none of the locals will go to, sitting next to this horror show of a man and he's like "that certainly is a peculiar clock." #monsterdon

me when my husband drops a piece of popcorn on the floor but doesnt want me to pick it up and eat it

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always be closing

always be closing

always be closing RANGE

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Oh, I love the skeleton cuckoo clock that's so good 💀

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Pretty hot #monsterdon

Cool clock, Nosferatu #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Perfectly normal reaction.

#Monsterdon bad touch bad touch

Fucking IKEA! I'm 900 years old and I can't figure out these directions!
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HE SAID THE THING #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh no he cut himself this is gonna be like that scene in Twilight. Jonathan / Bella is so clumsy

dude hold your fingers away from the blade #monsterdon

@adhdeanasl Maybe he has a Japanese toilet-bidet thing #monsterdon

Never cut toward yourself, especially in front of a vampire. #monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

what is with that glass! what kind of flute is it! truly wild trendsetter this guy he has a STYLE #Monsterdon

I want that goblet #monsterdon

(Vampire looks at paper)

"WHAT??? No, no, no - this isn't right at all. Take this back to London and come back once this is fixed."

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I love that clock. Not sure how to get a skullcap to slam that loud, though.

The count is a bit short on self control and the concept of personal space.

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Pervy Dracula
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#Monsterdon Okay, best-ever cuckoo clock.

"Remember that you must die…and also what time it is." #Monsterdon

THAT CLOCK IS AMAZING.

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Best cuckoo clock ever!!!

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elden ring ass clock

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bro thank you for putting me completely at ease with your decor i am feeling great about this real estate deal #monsterdon

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I love that "cuckoo" (skeleton) clock.
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Wait those nails... Is Nosferatu the name Count Dracula uses as his drag name?
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Count Dracula?

No, I'm Peter Murphy. Dracula will be along in a bit.

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Bitch I want one of those clocks goddamn! #monsterdon

I totally want that clock! It’s awesome! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon is that a ... death clock?

Also, I bet this dude does a great Easter Bunny come spring time.

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HA HA oh my god Dracula THE KOOKOO CLOCK are you SERIOUS #Monsterdon

We got three wolf moon out there :werewolf:

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#monsterdon Searching that clock in Amazon just sayin

I NEED THIS CLOCK IN MY HOUSE #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

Everyone wants the clock! of course.

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World's silliest wine class tho

🎶 This is the children of the night, the night, oh yeah *cue house beat* #monsterdon

Skull and skeleton clock is pretty cool, I have to say.

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#Monsterdon Harker listens to the local villager's dire warning about the castle Dracula after midnight, and his response is like, "But... the economy..."

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far-forward buck-tooth vampire fangs always look so dorky to me, for real

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He's winded from pouring the wine. #monsterdon

Drac needs to wait until death metal takes off. He'd be able to blend in at any concert.

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"Well, I *hope* he likes the food, but is he just too English to object?"

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#Monsterdon *insert fascist metaphor*

He would be the worst guy to have do the “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you” thing. #Monsterdon

Drac breaking trail on the french mani trend #Monsterdon

Is Kinski wearing a bald cap or did he shave it method-style for this role?

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#Monsterdon You know if I had huge nails like that I would not be confident in my ability to pour drinks.

I hope Dracula gets a manicure in this movie. Kinda want to see his nails painted

Not a single thank you? Harker probably doesn't even tip either.

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Heh. Dracula's giving Harker the same look I give the last Fig Newton :P #Monsterdon

Yes it’s totally safe to enter a gothic carriage from a mysterious count #Monsterdon

Yeah sorry I am NOT letting this guy serve me anything no thank you

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Ominous entry! #Monsterdon

The thing that is so unrealistic about this film as that the real estate agent is not the bloodsucker.
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#Monsterdon dude's rocking his acrylics

I'm sure some of the cinematography will be much more impactful if I was more familiar with the original

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And now we meet Dollar Store Dracula!
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WHEN #monsterdon

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Kinski probably really did come to the door dressed like that and with rat teeth

#Monsterdon oh wow those hands

#Monsterdon Dude, you need some iron tablets and some time in the sun. Are you sure you want to buy property in England? The south of France might be better; something on the Mediterannean?

"...do you have any ketchup?"

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what the hell coach guy, was guilt eating at you because either way now youll be consumed #monsterdon

OMG! Kinski just totally Kinski’d that intro! #Monsterdon

The thing is, Transylvania is nowhere near the Rhine #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 you enter freely of your own accord, he verifies it. Lore. I guess.

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#Monsterdon Spouse: “Sorry Jonathan, Nosferatu’s hat is now my favorite.”

Very true, and yet funnily enough I read this exactly as Jonathan walks up to the castle next to a completely unrelated coach and two horses

I have some questions

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