@Taweret It was nice the Dracula provided dinner, tho.
god i love this movie so much
#Monsterdon harker: "i'm just gonna take a sleepy"
lucy: "*awake*
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"It's the oldest remedy in the world"
#Monsterdon Do you think Drac will take his morbid clock with him when he moves?
If not he should at least ship it to Jonathan. He deserves a treat for this awful business trip
i look at my dinner like that sometime too, when i'm really hungry. #monsterdon
Oh COME ON, herzog! The Count's ear appliques aren't even properly color matched!
I think he broke his hand slamming that chair and just kept acting. #Monsterdon
"So. Dracula. Can I call you Drac?" #Monsterdon
Werner Herzog probably just had that macabre cuckoo clock lying around #monsterdon
#Monsterdon And this fxxing chair! Whap! Points for menacing your guest! But at least now weβve got some lip color on our favorite count. Ah ah ah.
I want that cuckoo clock! #Monsterdon
this is a really awkward first date
A very normal grandfather clock #monsterdon
I suspect a lot of us would love that clock
Line?
#Monsterdon I would absolutely back up from this Nosferatu like that. But faster.
Yeah that's not creepy or anything π§ββοΈ
All of a sudden Dracula be like a power top. Someone needs to teach him how to accept "no" though.
Or maybe don't move along... if you don't move you definitely have no chance of finding out that you're trapped in the castle
#Monsterdon Things I need to learn about vampires
Does the 5 second rule apply to blood?
You've cut yourself, please let me... apply this homeopathic ointment... #monsterdon
Girl you need to put some make up and a wig on.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Harker: dude is totally creeping on me; better chug this unknown liquid
#Monsterdon We wouldnβt want blood poisoning. Might affect the flavor.
This is a normal amount of human eye contact it's fine #Monsterdon
Jonathan's traveled to the mountains of transylvania to a castle none of the locals will go to, sitting next to this horror show of a man and he's like "that certainly is a peculiar clock." #monsterdon
me when my husband drops a piece of popcorn on the floor but doesnt want me to pick it up and eat it
Oh, I love the skeleton cuckoo clock that's so good π
Pretty hot #monsterdon
Cool clock, Nosferatu #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Perfectly normal reaction.
#Monsterdon bad touch bad touch
Fucking IKEA! I'm 900 years old and I can't figure out these directions!
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HE SAID THE THING #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Oh no he cut himself this is gonna be like that scene in Twilight. Jonathan / Bella is so clumsy
dude hold your fingers away from the blade #monsterdon
@adhdeanasl Maybe he has a Japanese toilet-bidet thing #monsterdon
Never cut toward yourself, especially in front of a vampire. #monsterdon #Nosferatu1979
what is with that glass! what kind of flute is it! truly wild trendsetter this guy he has a STYLE #Monsterdon
I want that goblet #monsterdon
(Vampire looks at paper)
"WHAT??? No, no, no - this isn't right at all. Take this back to London and come back once this is fixed."
I love that clock. Not sure how to get a skullcap to slam that loud, though.
The count is a bit short on self control and the concept of personal space.
Pervy Dracula
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#Monsterdon Okay, best-ever cuckoo clock.
"Remember that you must dieβ¦and also what time it is." #Monsterdon
THAT CLOCK IS AMAZING.
Best cuckoo clock ever!!!
elden ring ass clock
bro thank you for putting me completely at ease with your decor i am feeling great about this real estate deal #monsterdon
#Monsterdon (brutal)
I love that "cuckoo" (skeleton) clock.
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#nosferatu
Wait those nails... Is Nosferatu the name Count Dracula uses as his drag name?
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Bitch I want one of those clocks goddamn! #monsterdon
I totally want that clock! Itβs awesome! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon is that a ... death clock?
Also, I bet this dude does a great Easter Bunny come spring time.
HA HA oh my god Dracula THE KOOKOO CLOCK are you SERIOUS #Monsterdon
We got three wolf moon out there :werewolf:
#monsterdon Searching that clock in Amazon just sayin
I NEED THIS CLOCK IN MY HOUSE #monsterdon #nosferatu1979
Everyone wants the clock! of course.
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World's silliest wine class tho
πΆ This is the children of the night, the night, oh yeah *cue house beat* #monsterdon
Skull and skeleton clock is pretty cool, I have to say.
#Monsterdon Harker listens to the local villager's dire warning about the castle Dracula after midnight, and his response is like, "But... the economy..."
far-forward buck-tooth vampire fangs always look so dorky to me, for real
He's winded from pouring the wine. #monsterdon
Drac needs to wait until death metal takes off. He'd be able to blend in at any concert.
"Well, I *hope* he likes the food, but is he just too English to object?"
#Monsterdon *insert fascist metaphor*
He would be the worst guy to have do the βIβm not touching you, Iβm not touching youβ thing. #Monsterdon
Drac breaking trail on the french mani trend #Monsterdon
Is Kinski wearing a bald cap or did he shave it method-style for this role?
#Monsterdon You know if I had huge nails like that I would not be confident in my ability to pour drinks.
I hope Dracula gets a manicure in this movie. Kinda want to see his nails painted
Not a single thank you? Harker probably doesn't even tip either.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Heh. Dracula's giving Harker the same look I give the last Fig Newton :P #Monsterdon
Yes itβs totally safe to enter a gothic carriage from a mysterious count #Monsterdon
Yeah sorry I am NOT letting this guy serve me anything no thank you
Ominous entry! #Monsterdon
The thing that is so unrealistic about this film as that the real estate agent is not the bloodsucker.
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#Monsterdon dude's rocking his acrylics
I'm sure some of the cinematography will be much more impactful if I was more familiar with the original
And now we meet Dollar Store Dracula!
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WHEN #monsterdon
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Kinski probably really did come to the door dressed like that and with rat teeth
#Monsterdon oh wow those hands
#Monsterdon Dude, you need some iron tablets and some time in the sun. Are you sure you want to buy property in England? The south of France might be better; something on the Mediterannean?
"...do you have any ketchup?"
what the hell coach guy, was guilt eating at you because either way now youll be consumed #monsterdon
OMG! Kinski just totally Kinskiβd that intro! #Monsterdon
The thing is, Transylvania is nowhere near the Rhine #monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 you enter freely of your own accord, he verifies it. Lore. I guess.
#Monsterdon Spouse: βSorry Jonathan, Nosferatuβs hat is now my favorite.β
Very true, and yet funnily enough I read this exactly as Jonathan walks up to the castle next to a completely unrelated coach and two horses
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