@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net The keys to Shank's mare?

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The bat is cute. Sky puppy! #Monsterdon

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Harker has fang marks on his neck

Now with yet even more cobwebs.

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Who cooked all that? Where did all that food come from? I assume Dracula doesn’t eat so why does he even have any food? #Monsterdon

My keys! That fucker stole my keys!

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Count Drac said no staff. Does he just fucking manifest human food that he cannot eat?

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Paying a forlorn boy to play a violin in a specific corridor for 8 solid hours......

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Yet another long journey sequence but this time INDOORS!

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Is that a taxidermy rooster at the dinner table? #monsterdon

Ok, so the implication, and stated inference by Harker (in the novel), is that Dracula actually has no servants and therefore serves kind of basic meals

Nosferatu here is serving glazed roast pheasant with the feathers stuck back on for decoration? He must've been in the kitchen all night

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wondering "is there a lot of watermelon in transylvania" and... apparently yes

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At least that stairwell is up to code. Wouldn't want someone to fall without a handrail on a convenient side.

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White walls is an odd choice for a blood drinker. Guess it's easier to paint over after an enthusiastic dinner? #Monsterdon

About as much spiderwebs as my place tbh.

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aaand it's the first thing Harker goes for on the Charcuterie Board From Hell. i think we have a romance folks. #monsterdon

Oldest remedy in the world lacks something in hygiene. #Monsterdon

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You guys the monkey columns that hold up the fireplace lintel!

@athena_rising This would disqualify you from being the protagonist of a #Monsterdon movie

german expressionism makes an appearance, good, good

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Did everyone see the not very noticable bite marks on Jon's neck?

OK. Good.

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#Monsterdon Apparently the rooster is a cookie jar. I also cannot even.

Man say what you will about Nosferatu but the man knows his architecture #Monsterdon

I actually never knew that Nosferatu and Dracula were the same thing. Again, Vampire: The Requiem is probably to blame. In that game, Nosferatu is one of the bloodlines and Ordo Dracul is one of the covenants. #monsterdon

Those crazy 70’s and their rooster Jello salads
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I mean that's a pretty nice spread

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oooh a cutie frootie batty! #Monsterdon

It's weird this movie has the guy who played Renfield in the last Dracula we watched as Dracula here, and somehow he's less unsettling under all the make up than he is just standing in a corner of a padded room not talking.
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@yatsu "He was a real estate agent, he was the walking dead, can I make it any more obvious?" #Monsterdon

Oh no Jonathan is shrinking, look at how big that chair is

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Sweet little bat friend 💞 but it's hard to climb on drapery

herzog always finds the coolest locations

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dracula's hospitality is kind of a mixed bag it seems #monsterdon

I'm sure Werner loved working with the unpredictability of the bats 🦇

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@moira Look, he hasn't had human food in hundreds of years, he's trying his best.

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#Monsterdon Watermelon? Really?

Suck cuckoo clock! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "they were roommates" #monsterdon

Why are the stone floors creaking?

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@yatsu Hardly even a metaphor at this stage. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is that the shadow of a beard or you are just unhappy to see him

And Harker has to play with the cock. Figures.

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Is he tucking? I see no bulge #monsterdon

I would never* freak out if a bat flew into my home #Monsterdon

fuck, the silence and shuffling is kind of too real i dont like it #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: “Is that a rooster? It is, with all feathers on. I….”

is, uh, is dracula feeding harker a... a cock? i mean, these fan fics write themselves, don't they. #monsterdon

hannibal ass food spread

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"okay, well, kinda didn't know to pluck the chicken before cooking, but points for presentation..."

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@kcarr2015 Capitalism! 👍

(at least our current incarnation of it, so it seems)

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#Monsterdon damn what a feast. Gotta have hobbies when you're immortal

No worries, I'll just sleep here in a hardwood chair. #Monsterdon

seeing #Monsterdon do Nosferatu feels kind of like speedrunning the tumblr commentary on Dracula Daily

i honestly did not know bats could climb like that. pretty cool #monsterdon

Goodness, Kinski's face was made for this part.
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All of this is very normal real estate sales behaviour, yes, totally. Not weird at all #Monsterdon

Bats that squeal like pigs! Only the devil could make such a thing

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SKYPUPPY!!!!!

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#Monsterdon Meanwhile, Lucy gets a visit from the original Batman. 🦇

That's a goddamn fruit bat.

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yes this is extremely creepy #Monsterdon

hey look! it's a real bat! that, like, flaps and everything! #monsterdon

HOMOEROTICI- just kidding, let’s chat, bro
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#monsterdon Lab leak!!!!!

Uhh, he is a finger-licker
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Now that's a breakfast spread. Nice cock presentation, too.

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Dracula you have to be faster and more subtle about your blood sucking. When was the last time you entertained guests? Have you been locked in your room playing Xbox for decades?
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See now Jonathan, a vampire slurping on a knife wound on your hand has Sanguinare Vampiris written all over it. You DID bring some Potions Of Cure Disease with you, didn't you?

You didn't? Oh dang son, you're _screwed_.

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@north lol but it does make you think about how they used to define "upstanding citizen" as "landowner", more or less, in the old days

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#Monsterdon CATS IT'S YOUR MOMENT GET THE BAT

@Taweret It was nice the Dracula provided dinner, tho.

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god i love this movie so much

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#Monsterdon harker: "i'm just gonna take a sleepy"
lucy: "*awake*

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"It's the oldest remedy in the world"

#Monsterdon Do you think Drac will take his morbid clock with him when he moves?

If not he should at least ship it to Jonathan. He deserves a treat for this awful business trip

i look at my dinner like that sometime too, when i'm really hungry. #monsterdon

I think he broke his hand slamming that chair and just kept acting. #Monsterdon

Oh COME ON, herzog! The Count's ear appliques aren't even properly color matched!

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"So. Dracula. Can I call you Drac?" #Monsterdon

Werner Herzog probably just had that macabre cuckoo clock lying around #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And this fxxing chair! Whap! Points for menacing your guest! But at least now we’ve got some lip color on our favorite count. Ah ah ah.

I want that cuckoo clock! #Monsterdon

this is a really awkward first date

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A very normal grandfather clock #monsterdon

I suspect a lot of us would love that clock

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Harker you need to GET THE FUCK OUT.

Unless you're into this IDK

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Line?

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#Monsterdon I would absolutely back up from this Nosferatu like that. But faster.

Yeah that's not creepy or anything 🧛‍♂️

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as creepy as dracula is i mean this guy is being pretty stingy with his blood, if he wants it so bad just let him have some you said yourself it was an amount of blood barely worth mentioning #monsterdon

All of a sudden Dracula be like a power top. Someone needs to teach him how to accept "no" though.

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Or maybe don't move along... if you don't move you definitely have no chance of finding out that you're trapped in the castle

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You've cut yourself, please let me... apply this homeopathic ointment... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Things I need to learn about vampires

Does the 5 second rule apply to blood?

"It's only for the best" said with the resignation of an addict while loading up the next shot #Monsterdon

Harker: dude is totally creeping on me; better chug this unknown liquid

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Girl you need to put some make up and a wig on.
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#Monsterdon We wouldn’t want blood poisoning. Might affect the flavor.

This is a normal amount of human eye contact it's fine #Monsterdon

I want that clock!

I'd probably take out the bell, though. Must make it hard to sleep.

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