rainy/foggy beach walks are my shit tbh #monsterdon

Klaus Kinski is a creepy little man.
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Hey kid, yeah you playing the strings. Maybe start with Hot Cross Buns or Mary Had a Little Lamb then work your way up.

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i LOVE her DRESS #Monsterdon

@jonny @ricci check the foundation tho I imagine major subsidence
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I have a strict policy never to listen to a child who's not a blood relation play a musical instrument. And even with the ones I'm related to I have strict limits. #monsterdon

How that hickey looking, Johnathan

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This kid just gonna torture him all day with that violin isn't he #monsterdon

@moira I call it chicken under vlad! --dad #Monsterdon

I don't know why there is random violin practice.

I mean yeah. It's scary ...

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Sam! No! Don't light a fire, you'll attract who knows what!

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...But let's just skip ahead to nightfall. #Monsterdon

this is just me attempting to play ANY instrument

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I like these moody beach shots. #Monsterdon

So far, this movie is pretty much just "wander around moodily" and I'm good with that

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#monsterdon My condolences to those of you using headphones

I realise that's a composite hellotp shot but dang it's good.

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@ricci the castle still has linen drapes, is only mildly cobwebbed, and the plaster on the walls seems in good condition. the absence of candle flicker indicates that the seals around the windows are good, so it's not as drafty as a castle could be. the exterior shows signs of some structural wear with invading ivy and plant life, so we would need to get a structural engineer in here to assess it, might knock a few million off the asking price #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 🩸🕸️ 😱

This really is the greatest castle

Why did that kid pick Dracula’s castle to practice violin? #Monsterdon

I do like this castle set

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"Him? Oh, that's just my snack boy."

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Oh Dracula. If you're going to enslave children to play violin, at least enslave children who can somewhat play violin.

This is torture.

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@CactuarJoe you guys are watching the Blues brothers? 4 pieces of white toast? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that roma kid should stop playing the violin. i would pay him to stop

#monsterdon the kid plays as good as Jack Benny

Johnathan: look, I'm into Lady goths, ok? And I'm married, only she gets to suck my blood.

Lucy: why is there a giant ass tropical fruit bat in mah bed?

#monsterdon

I didn't see any marks on the neck, he just checked it... or were they there? it seemed not very called out.

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Give the kid a tip and he'll stop playing.

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Oh hey, veal. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon What

I agree jonathan, not a very Lively Castle

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Oops. Got sidetracked. Late starting #Monsterdon

"Nosferatu" 1979.

#Monsterdon this hickey's getting worse all the time

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net The keys to Shank's mare?

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Harker has fang marks on his neck

Now with yet even more cobwebs.

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Who cooked all that? Where did all that food come from? I assume Dracula doesn’t eat so why does he even have any food? #Monsterdon

My keys! That fucker stole my keys!

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Yet another long journey sequence but this time INDOORS!

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Is that a taxidermy rooster at the dinner table? #monsterdon

Ok, so the implication, and stated inference by Harker (in the novel), is that Dracula actually has no servants and therefore serves kind of basic meals

Nosferatu here is serving glazed roast pheasant with the feathers stuck back on for decoration? He must've been in the kitchen all night

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wondering "is there a lot of watermelon in transylvania" and... apparently yes

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At least that stairwell is up to code. Wouldn't want someone to fall without a handrail on a convenient side.

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White walls is an odd choice for a blood drinker. Guess it's easier to paint over after an enthusiastic dinner? #Monsterdon

About as much spiderwebs as my place tbh.

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aaand it's the first thing Harker goes for on the Charcuterie Board From Hell. i think we have a romance folks. #monsterdon

Oldest remedy in the world lacks something in hygiene. #Monsterdon

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You guys the monkey columns that hold up the fireplace lintel!

@athena_rising This would disqualify you from being the protagonist of a #Monsterdon movie

german expressionism makes an appearance, good, good

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Did everyone see the not very noticable bite marks on Jon's neck?

OK. Good.

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

#Monsterdon Apparently the rooster is a cookie jar. I also cannot even.

I actually never knew that Nosferatu and Dracula were the same thing. Again, Vampire: The Requiem is probably to blame. In that game, Nosferatu is one of the bloodlines and Ordo Dracul is one of the covenants. #monsterdon

Those crazy 70’s and their rooster Jello salads
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I mean that's a pretty nice spread

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oooh a cutie frootie batty! #Monsterdon

It's weird this movie has the guy who played Renfield in the last Dracula we watched as Dracula here, and somehow he's less unsettling under all the make up than he is just standing in a corner of a padded room not talking.
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@yatsu "He was a real estate agent, he was the walking dead, can I make it any more obvious?" #Monsterdon

Oh no Jonathan is shrinking, look at how big that chair is

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Sweet little bat friend 💞 but it's hard to climb on drapery

herzog always finds the coolest locations

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I'm sure Werner loved working with the unpredictability of the bats 🦇

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dracula's hospitality is kind of a mixed bag it seems #monsterdon

@moira Look, he hasn't had human food in hundreds of years, he's trying his best.

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#Monsterdon Watermelon? Really?

Suck cuckoo clock! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "they were roommates" #monsterdon

Why are the stone floors creaking?

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

@yatsu Hardly even a metaphor at this stage. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is that the shadow of a beard or you are just unhappy to see him

And Harker has to play with the cock. Figures.

#Monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

Is he tucking? I see no bulge #monsterdon

I would never* freak out if a bat flew into my home #Monsterdon

fuck, the silence and shuffling is kind of too real i dont like it #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: “Is that a rooster? It is, with all feathers on. I….”

is, uh, is dracula feeding harker a... a cock? i mean, these fan fics write themselves, don't they. #monsterdon

hannibal ass food spread

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"okay, well, kinda didn't know to pluck the chicken before cooking, but points for presentation..."

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@kcarr2015 Capitalism! 👍

(at least our current incarnation of it, so it seems)

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#Monsterdon damn what a feast. Gotta have hobbies when you're immortal

No worries, I'll just sleep here in a hardwood chair. #Monsterdon

seeing #Monsterdon do Nosferatu feels kind of like speedrunning the tumblr commentary on Dracula Daily

i honestly did not know bats could climb like that. pretty cool #monsterdon

Goodness, Kinski's face was made for this part.
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All of this is very normal real estate sales behaviour, yes, totally. Not weird at all #Monsterdon

Bats that squeal like pigs! Only the devil could make such a thing

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SKYPUPPY!!!!!

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#Monsterdon Meanwhile, Lucy gets a visit from the original Batman. 🦇

That's a goddamn fruit bat.

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

yes this is extremely creepy #Monsterdon

hey look! it's a real bat! that, like, flaps and everything! #monsterdon

HOMOEROTICI- just kidding, let’s chat, bro
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#monsterdon Lab leak!!!!!

Uhh, he is a finger-licker
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Now that's a breakfast spread. Nice cock presentation, too.

#Monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

Dracula you have to be faster and more subtle about your blood sucking. When was the last time you entertained guests? Have you been locked in your room playing Xbox for decades?
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See now Jonathan, a vampire slurping on a knife wound on your hand has Sanguinare Vampiris written all over it. You DID bring some Potions Of Cure Disease with you, didn't you?

You didn't? Oh dang son, you're _screwed_.

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@north lol but it does make you think about how they used to define "upstanding citizen" as "landowner", more or less, in the old days

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#Monsterdon CATS IT'S YOUR MOMENT GET THE BAT