Meanwhile a horseride away in London.
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In general I'm not a fan of super old movies but the original Nasferatu is amazing and Kinski/Herzog recapitulating that exact sequence, except with Harker as the victim is ... amazing

Good thing the town has a professional sleepwalker pickup service. #monsterdon

Damn, that Kinski is a hottie. Mmm.

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#Monsterdon I half expected him to grab her from sleepwalking and accidentally bonk her head on the doorway heading back to the villa. Bonk. Sorry dear. Bonk. Oops. Bonk. God this head just hits everything doesn’t it? Bonk bonk bonk.

#monsterdon I don't know, I have no sympathy for someone who's extremely wealthy and long-lived and can't think of anything else to do but hang around a decaying castle. Wtf, there's a whole WORLD out there.

Immortality is definitely wasted on the wrong people ☹️

Why did they film this as if the footage was going to be sped up later?
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@OldRustBucket Dirty laundry? #JustSpitballin #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Doctor diagnoses sudden fever with excessive melodrama.

My mom: "What, no blood dripping from his mouth?"

Me: "Mom, he's a Count. That would be gauche."

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me looking like a little goblin trying to wake my husband up with a kiss

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JAZZ HANDS!
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Ok, the long silent tension-building moments of Dracula almost biting Harker are stretching on just long enough to be very silly

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Aesthetically lovely but that looks like just a miserable day to go to the beach. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: “It’s the world’s slowest assault.”
Me: “It’s curtains for him.”

#monsterdon Netflix & chill gothic version

@Taweret Yeah, I haven't seen that one in a long time, not since school. I'll need to line it up for this month sometime.

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Toucha toucha toucha touch me #Monsterdon

How does a graveyard have unblessed soil? #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Heart starts singing "how can I get you a loan":without a throat... -dad #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You know, maybe once Dracula moves he can try propositioning the Harkers for a threesome or something

Dracula like, maybe just a nibble. #Monsterdon

This is the Victorian era "you up?" text #Monsterdon

Where did the kid with the violin come from? #Monsterdon

the cinematography in this movie is top notch #monsterdon

Don't read about him in his own house! Have you seen that guys' ears? They're huge and now they're burning. #monsterdon

I'm giving this AirBnB 1 star. #monsterdon

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The way Klaus pounces on everything but is otherwise eerily still 😱

#Monsterdon Harker reading Exposition from a conveniently placed bestiary.

#Monsterdon admit it, boys -- the high-waisted pants of the 19th century looked _good_

He doesn't care what the price is? And I'm making commission? Score!
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#Monsterdon Opening up his copy of scary stories to tell in the dark with the real cool illustrations

"...nightcap?"

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@Victorsigmoid #Monsterdon I feel you’d always get the worst bargain.

does anyone understand what this house deal actually is because it's kind of lost on me #monsterdon

@Sorl Refs going to VR on that one, motions play on. #backToYouJim #Monsterdon

what are interest rates like, who does drac bank with #Monsterdon

Sad beige Isabelle Adjani on a sad beige landscape #monsterdon

@catzilla Bait?

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i hope that dracula is in the process of buying a nice townhome in the city so he can be around other people because castle life is not good for him #monsterdon

#Monsterdon You’re going to HAGGLE with Nosferatu??

"What a lovely throat"

But I'm not a vampire! #Monsterdon

This speech is supposed to tell us that immortality sucks. But maybe he'd enjoy it more if he left his castle. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "it's my wife, lucy" -> indecent vampyr proposal

WHAT A LOVELY THROAT #monsterdon

Interesting... can we get back to the mortgage and title terms?

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honey there are bats on that window and youre not even putting that in your journal notes? dont you want to impress your goth gf? what are you even doing you dont deserve her #Monsterdon

@fabio Maybe Drac likes some moody music to sleep to.

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Time iss an abysss. Zis movie, doubly sso.

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Tired: glittering fountains
Wired: shadows!
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“Time is an abyss, fractured into a thousand nights.”

He’s doing open mic poetry, now.

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#Monsterdon Kinski is deliciously creepy. He’s teaching Pluto how to lurk, and Pluto can lurk almost the best!

"Yeah my day was fine too thanks" #Monsterdon

@srol Wait I didn't know that until I read this toot, and I can't even blame a game

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@blue We built this log house in 1994 I have had to catch bats hundreds of bats, none of ghem turned into women with huge breasts, I call complete and uttrr bullshit! #Monsterdon

Oh Jesu, joy of man please stop kid.

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I super hope Lucy calls Jonathan's thoughts 'ridiculous' immediately also

Ah, the Vlad Chin and the Dracul overbite, the marks of Transylvanian monarchy

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Super tiny nit-pick: there is no way that's shorthand. Which I learned he wrote by listening to the first episode of Re:Dracula.

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For example, that kid's violin playing, definitely more horrible than death.

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"I am a descendant of an old family."

WE KNOW. And yall never married outside the family, did you?

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sir, you ARE an old family. #monsterdon

"There are things worse than death... did you see last week's movie?"

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Why is the flower vase knocked over? Granted the flowers died five years ago. But why didn't Harker stand it up? Or take it off the table all together to write there.
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OK there is a small resemblance here

https://youtu.be/erh2ngRZxs0

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#Monsterdon “This castle is unreal. Everything about it seems like a bad dream.” True words.

"I love the darkness and the shadows"

Oh yeah, I liked Sonic Adventure 2 too. #Monsterdon

I too love the darkness and the shadows. /goth

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#monsterdon As a nightshift worker, I feel you man

Just gonna comment on how unreal the castle is, and not, uh, your host, huh?

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@CactuarJoe This Dracula doesn't seem like the type to eat with enough enthusiasm to splatter on the walls

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@ranjit lo-fi beats to twig to

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That's a lot of food. Where did he get watermelon? Why does that rooster still have all his feathers?

Ah. A fireplace monkey.

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nice cinematography with Lucy on the beach #monsterdon

"A dismal day at the beach." She thinks "That was OUR thing."
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child. you are not of this mansion because if you were you could afford lessons and not be so shit at playing that instrument. leave immediately #Monsterdon

The child playing violin is the true monster #Monsterdon

Jonathan, I hate to tell you this, but that was no dream. Dracula totally came on to you. #Monsterdon

"i had a bad dream" my guy you got your blood sucked by a weird bald guy and slept in a chair #monsterdon

@benlockwood Sounds about right for that era in England?

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Sad beige children playing the fiddle #monsterdon

Lucy is walking along the beach having a premonition. That's classic premonition face. I bet if the camera lingered for another thirty seconds, we'd see her premonit right then and there.

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Ok, so Jon won't let Drac touch his, but Jon os just fine touching Dracs , uh, bird.

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It's dangerous to go alone. She should have taken a kitten.

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#Monsterdon Lucy goes for a walk in the ocean, because that’s very… uh…

DRAAAAAAAAAA-cu-laa! DRAAAAAAAAAA-cu-laa!

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I’d have filmed this movie, too, for the chance to use these sets #Monsterdon

@himbovoorhees I'm glad those words are in that order, it could be worse! -Lexical dad #Monsterdon

Jonathon just knocked over the vase of sticks on his table for no reason?

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Exactly how I sounded on violin in 4th grade and why I didn't keep playing into 5th

Did this make it into the soundtrack?

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No wonder Drac is "away" all day #monsterdon

AH WTF! Smol violin boy jumpscare.
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Well whatever's going on with Lucy, if a trip to the sea doesn't fix it she's pretty much out of luck #Monsterdon

The little bats hanging on the window frame is a nice touch.

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"...I have three baby bats in my window"

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#monsterdon Beach Reels were a thing. All is invented

#Monsterdon You know I don't think I'd want to become immortal / a vampire but I do wonder what hobbies I'd take up to pass the time if I was.

Somehow I can't see myself taking up cooking as a hobby though

thats a crazy elaborate spread, so I ask, does Drac have an apron? does he get frustrated when his manicure puts holes in his gloves when hes doing the dishes? #Monsterdon