"What a lovely throat"

But I'm not a vampire! #Monsterdon

This speech is supposed to tell us that immortality sucks. But maybe he'd enjoy it more if he left his castle. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "it's my wife, lucy" -> indecent vampyr proposal

#Monsterdon Dracula boasts about his - heh - bloodlines.

WHAT A LOVELY THROAT #monsterdon

Interesting... can we get back to the mortgage and title terms?

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#nosferatu1979

Time iss an abysss. Zis movie, doubly sso.

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@fabio Maybe Drac likes some moody music to sleep to.

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honey there are bats on that window and youre not even putting that in your journal notes? dont you want to impress your goth gf? what are you even doing you dont deserve her #Monsterdon

Tired: glittering fountains
Wired: shadows!
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“Time is an abyss, fractured into a thousand nights.”

He’s doing open mic poetry, now.

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#Monsterdon Kinski is deliciously creepy. He’s teaching Pluto how to lurk, and Pluto can lurk almost the best!

Gotta say, living for hundreds of years and watching things change over the generations is one of the pluses to Vampirism for me....Nosferatu needs to get over himself.
See the World, , hang out with some Queer New Orleans vampires, live a little!

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"Yeah my day was fine too thanks" #Monsterdon

@srol Wait I didn't know that until I read this toot, and I can't even blame a game

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@blue We built this log house in 1994 I have had to catch bats hundreds of bats, none of ghem turned into women with huge breasts, I call complete and uttrr bullshit! #Monsterdon

Oh Jesu, joy of man please stop kid.

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I super hope Lucy calls Jonathan's thoughts 'ridiculous' immediately also

Ah, the Vlad Chin and the Dracul overbite, the marks of Transylvanian monarchy

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Super tiny nit-pick: there is no way that's shorthand. Which I learned he wrote by listening to the first episode of Re:Dracula.

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For example, that kid's violin playing, definitely more horrible than death.

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"I am a descendant of an old family."

WE KNOW. And yall never married outside the family, did you?

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"There are things worse than death... did you see last week's movie?"

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sir, you ARE an old family. #monsterdon

"Time is an abyss."
sir, I came here to sell you a house
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Why is the flower vase knocked over? Granted the flowers died five years ago. But why didn't Harker stand it up? Or take it off the table all together to write there.
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OK there is a small resemblance here

https://youtu.be/erh2ngRZxs0

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"I love the darkness and the shadows"

Oh yeah, I liked Sonic Adventure 2 too. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “This castle is unreal. Everything about it seems like a bad dream.” True words.

I too love the darkness and the shadows. /goth

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#monsterdon As a nightshift worker, I feel you man

Just gonna comment on how unreal the castle is, and not, uh, your host, huh?

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@CactuarJoe This Dracula doesn't seem like the type to eat with enough enthusiasm to splatter on the walls

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@ranjit lo-fi beats to twig to

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That's a lot of food. Where did he get watermelon? Why does that rooster still have all his feathers?

Ah. A fireplace monkey.

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Time for our 8:15 meeting with the Count. Time to take stock of our creep portfolio. #Monsterdon

nice cinematography with Lucy on the beach #monsterdon

"A dismal day at the beach." She thinks "That was OUR thing."
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child. you are not of this mansion because if you were you could afford lessons and not be so shit at playing that instrument. leave immediately #Monsterdon

The child playing violin is the true monster #Monsterdon

Jonathan, I hate to tell you this, but that was no dream. Dracula totally came on to you. #Monsterdon

"i had a bad dream" my guy you got your blood sucked by a weird bald guy and slept in a chair #monsterdon

@benlockwood Sounds about right for that era in England?

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Sad beige children playing the fiddle #monsterdon

Lucy is walking along the beach having a premonition. That's classic premonition face. I bet if the camera lingered for another thirty seconds, we'd see her premonit right then and there.

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Ok, so Jon won't let Drac touch his, but Jon os just fine touching Dracs , uh, bird.

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It's dangerous to go alone. She should have taken a kitten.

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#Monsterdon Lucy goes for a walk in the ocean, because that’s very… uh…

DRAAAAAAAAAA-cu-laa! DRAAAAAAAAAA-cu-laa!

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I’d have filmed this movie, too, for the chance to use these sets #Monsterdon

@himbovoorhees I'm glad those words are in that order, it could be worse! -Lexical dad #Monsterdon

Jonathon just knocked over the vase of sticks on his table for no reason?

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Exactly how I sounded on violin in 4th grade and why I didn't keep playing into 5th

Did this make it into the soundtrack?

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No wonder Drac is "away" all day #monsterdon

AH WTF! Smol violin boy jumpscare.
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Well whatever's going on with Lucy, if a trip to the sea doesn't fix it she's pretty much out of luck #Monsterdon

Waiting for The Cure to start playing as she walks along the beach #monsterdon

The little bats hanging on the window frame is a nice touch.

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"...I have three baby bats in my window"

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#monsterdon Beach Reels were a thing. All is invented

#Monsterdon You know I don't think I'd want to become immortal / a vampire but I do wonder what hobbies I'd take up to pass the time if I was.

Somehow I can't see myself taking up cooking as a hobby though

thats a crazy elaborate spread, so I ask, does Drac have an apron? does he get frustrated when his manicure puts holes in his gloves when hes doing the dishes? #Monsterdon

rainy/foggy beach walks are my shit tbh #monsterdon

Klaus Kinski is a creepy little man.
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Hey kid, yeah you playing the strings. Maybe start with Hot Cross Buns or Mary Had a Little Lamb then work your way up.

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i LOVE her DRESS #Monsterdon

@jonny @ricci check the foundation tho I imagine major subsidence
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I have a strict policy never to listen to a child who's not a blood relation play a musical instrument. And even with the ones I'm related to I have strict limits. #monsterdon

How that hickey looking, Johnathan

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This kid just gonna torture him all day with that violin isn't he #monsterdon

@moira I call it chicken under vlad! --dad #Monsterdon

I don't know why there is random violin practice.

I mean yeah. It's scary ...

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@ricci Oh my god. that's partnach gorge. I was just hiking there a few months ago.

I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE VAMPYRES THERE I REGRET EVERYTHING.

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Sam! No! Don't light a fire, you'll attract who knows what!

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...But let's just skip ahead to nightfall. #Monsterdon

this is just me attempting to play ANY instrument

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I like these moody beach shots. #Monsterdon

So far, this movie is pretty much just "wander around moodily" and I'm good with that

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#monsterdon My condolences to those of you using headphones

I realise that's a composite hellotp shot but dang it's good.

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@ricci the castle still has linen drapes, is only mildly cobwebbed, and the plaster on the walls seems in good condition. the absence of candle flicker indicates that the seals around the windows are good, so it's not as drafty as a castle could be. the exterior shows signs of some structural wear with invading ivy and plant life, so we would need to get a structural engineer in here to assess it, might knock a few million off the asking price #monsterdon

Why did that kid pick Dracula’s castle to practice violin? #Monsterdon

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This really is the greatest castle

#Monsterdon I love the choices Herzog makes with the camera. Handheld. Walking bob of both the actor and the camera itself, timed right gives you a lovely not-alone/alone vibe. It sorta makes up for all the artsy fartsy bits, like the kid with the violin for no reason. A representative from the #SuddenStringSection

I do like this castle set

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"Him? Oh, that's just my snack boy."

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Oh Dracula. If you're going to enslave children to play violin, at least enslave children who can somewhat play violin.

This is torture.

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@CactuarJoe you guys are watching the Blues brothers? 4 pieces of white toast? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that roma kid should stop playing the violin. i would pay him to stop

#monsterdon the kid plays as good as Jack Benny

Johnathan: look, I'm into Lady goths, ok? And I'm married, only she gets to suck my blood.

Lucy: why is there a giant ass tropical fruit bat in mah bed?

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I didn't see any marks on the neck, he just checked it... or were they there? it seemed not very called out.

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Give the kid a tip and he'll stop playing.

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Oh hey, veal. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon What

I agree jonathan, not a very Lively Castle

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Oops. Got sidetracked. Late starting #Monsterdon

"Nosferatu" 1979.

#Monsterdon this hickey's getting worse all the time