When you are already a giggling creep, turning into a bug eating Renfield isn't that scary.
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oh my gods this boat is incredible
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I'll say it again this week; straightjackets look very comforting.
Who would have thought vampire movies could be so creepy
@north I'd never heard of that kink before #Monsterdon
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Those rats did an excellent job of portraying rats stuck in a coffin but then the coffin is opened and someone steps his bare foot in it so they bite his toe. 100% believable!
Damn how much book glue was this guy huffin'? #monsterdon
Is Jonathan gonna become a vampyre now? He looks pretty bad.
Fake laugh. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon the guards are also furniture I guess. They donβt seem to have much in the way of independent animation to them, huh?
#Monsterdon he kind of reminds me of a tickle me elmo?
in hindsight, putting this mentally ill man in the fly storage room was maybe a bad idea. #monsterdon
Renfield just upstaged everyone in the production. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Me on a Thursday fr
I can't help but feel like that's NOT how you apply a straitjacket.
That is a lot of very haphazardly placed Graves in very easy to dig Sandy Dune embankman
@otheorange_tag @CactuarJoe @Taweret TBH I think pretty much all we do is judge here
#Monsterdon insects, man. meal of the future
Renfield and his two guards - what a visual.
I didn't think ears that big made his hearing quite that good but I guess I was wrong. #Monsterdon
Random guy giving me big "Robin Williams as Osric" energy
#Monsterdon to cross the ocean, the vampire needs to bring their native earth with them
that's why taylor swift flies on private jets
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haha the guy is so small and he attacks someone twice as large
#monsterdon I'm trying to imitate the accent and say "yestedey"
Oh noes he is a vampyre! #Monsterdon
So that is how big D got all thar money- selling luggage to Balenciaga.
@CactuarJoe @Taweret we don't judge? #Monsterdon
55:27 oo, i need that shot for a wallpaper. A+++ #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe @Taweret So many splinters π
Eeeny, meeny, miny, rats?
Well unfortunately for them they picked a safe coffin.
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No sympathy for that dock worker who got bit, that was his own fault. #Monsterdon
wonder how much more expensive an aerial shot was in the 70s #monsterdon
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DONKEY π
The olβ tie-the-bedsheets-fall-and-be-awakened-by-the-fiddle-sawing-kid bit. Classic!
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Those are all the mermaids that failed. Terribly sad.
Spoiler, dracula has a ratatouille #monsterdon
#Monsterdon brain in a jar. Heβs a doctor. Obviously.
@Taweret Why would you be barefoot *down at the docks*??? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon No I don't CARE about the ship show me the donkey! I love donkeys they're cute!
Jonathon's looking a little rough around the edges. Those quiet dinners with conservative family members do that to me too.
Why did he stick his foot in the pile of rats?
In all of the adaptations of Bram Stoker, Dracula seems to rely a lot on people agreeing to carry coffins anywhere a piece of paper tells them to. #monsterdon
Well, that was a hard crash of my laptop. I'm back now.
Coffin Jenga #monsterdon
@lapis I'm going to go samesies, horses ass? #Monsterdon
Has he never changed clothes? Heβs going to be as smelly as Renfield. #Monsterdon
Yo we get a game of pick-a-coffin? #monsterdon
I bet they're going to have a quiet voyage with no issues whatsoever #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Botanical Experiments? Maybe his next hobby is gonna be cross breeding tulips. start tulip mania again
The coffins are like something out of a Bond film from the 90s
I think it is a good thing for young people to be diligent about practicing their instrument #monsterdon
Are those caskets made of balsa? #Monsterdon
WHO ARE YOU EVIL VIOLIN CHILD!?
Are you a metaphor for death itself?
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#Monsterdon how is dracula getting to wisberg?
one if by land, two if by sea!
OMG the kid just playing over his maybe corpse π
#Monsterdon Is that a donkey?
@plaidtron3000 I, too, would die if I was awakened by this #monsterdon #nosferatu1979
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The stacking of coffins in the carriage is also exactly from the original
#Monsterdon Harker, baby, I don't think playing dead is going to get that kid to stop playing. He's not like a bear that will get bored and run off.
So wait, there's literally no one at the castle no one guarding the gates, why can't he escape out the front door?
Jonathan Harker falls from castle to almost certain death, comes to to creepy little violin boy, is like "just kill me please" #Monsterdon
"OK, kid, I long for death already!"
If only he had a two ton boulder to drop on the wagon with the coffins. Missed opportunity #monsterdon
Leaving on the third day of a home-stay real estate transaction? Unprecedented. #monsterdon
this kid like, well i don't know Taps yet, so here we go. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Johnathan, get your sheet together.
ok this kid's just being a brat lol #monsterdon
#monsterdon (Nicholas Cage meme) Not the violin!!!
Has anyone ever made a rope from bed sheets? It seems like it should be more common. #Monsterdon
Again with the violin?
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THIS KID #monsterdon
Nosferatu does paperwork and other riveting plot points. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Pretty sure if they remade this today, Dracula would just get on Tinder and become some college student's sugar/blood daddy, and their relationship would be very sophisticated. π
#Nosferatu1979
Man, what is it with people whose first reaction to coffin is "open it"?
I have a lifehack for you: under most circumstances, if you a presented with a coffin, try not opening it.
#Monsterdon Don't tear up the bed sheets they're priceless antiques, and I bet they're high thread count
OMG I love all of his coffin themed luggage. So on brand β°οΈ π§ββοΈ
#monsterdon That one coffin's not going to make the journey is it?
well i see dracula is as much a coffin princess as I am a pillow princess, at least he's an undead thing of culture
#Monsterdon Spouse: βYouβre trying to escape at night? Are you stupid? Wait - yes.β
just a bulk buy of coffins, such a good deal on ebay i couldn't pass it up. #monsterdon
Who doesn't just sleep in a pile of caskets?
Gotta say, realized too late that regular shaped boxes full of dirt stack better than coffin shaped boxes.
#monsterdon Coffins are very avant garde. This Nosferatu person is a man of culture
Okay it's a great shot but something about Dracula just tucking himself into one of the boxes and getting carted away is so funny #Monsterdon
The cinematography in this is pure art. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Spouse: βI feel weβve seen this scene before. Last week. All of them, actually.β
#Monsterdon Don't wimp out. Hit him with a shovel!
@holly shh! they all do! OMG WHAT HAVE I done! #HidesUnderDesk #Monsterdon
I thought Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley Jr were in this. When do they show up?
@OldRustBucket Depends on whether it's a cemetery or a graveyard? Has to have a church to be blessed, right?
#Monsterdon I know Dracula wants to move but he should have painted those castle walls black, with the white walls it's easier to see he's not dusting
maybe his new property will have dark walls though
Where's MacGyver when you need him #monsterdon
i have never once been this spry first thing in the morning. #monsterdon
βI will sign it immediately.β The agentβs dream. #Monsterdon
Another film where polyamory could solve everything #Monsterdon
I feel like that scene was gay enough that all of the other "Harker gets set upon by Dracula's three hot chick vampires" were trying to compensate for it :P #Monsterdon