I bet they're going to have a quiet voyage with no issues whatsoever #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Botanical Experiments? Maybe his next hobby is gonna be cross breeding tulips. start tulip mania again

"It's strange, but the papers are all in order."

"Let me see. Yes, all alphabetized."

#monsterdon

The coffins are like something out of a Bond film from the 90s

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

I think it is a good thing for young people to be diligent about practicing their instrument #monsterdon

Are those caskets made of balsa? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon how is dracula getting to wisberg?

one if by land, two if by sea!

WHO ARE YOU EVIL VIOLIN CHILD!?
Are you a metaphor for death itself?
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

OMG the kid just playing over his maybe corpse 😂

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#Monsterdon Is that a donkey?

@plaidtron3000 I, too, would die if I was awakened by this #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

RAT!

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

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The stacking of coffins in the carriage is also exactly from the original

#Monsterdon Harker, baby, I don't think playing dead is going to get that kid to stop playing. He's not like a bear that will get bored and run off.

So wait, there's literally no one at the castle no one guarding the gates, why can't he escape out the front door?

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

Jonathan Harker falls from castle to almost certain death, comes to to creepy little violin boy, is like "just kill me please" #Monsterdon

"OK, kid, I long for death already!"

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If only he had a two ton boulder to drop on the wagon with the coffins. Missed opportunity #monsterdon

Leaving on the third day of a home-stay real estate transaction? Unprecedented. #monsterdon

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this kid like, well i don't know Taps yet, so here we go. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Johnathan, get your sheet together.

ok this kid's just being a brat lol #monsterdon

#monsterdon (Nicholas Cage meme) Not the violin!!!

Has anyone ever made a rope from bed sheets? It seems like it should be more common. #Monsterdon

Again with the violin?
#Monsterdon
#nosferatu

THIS KID #monsterdon

Nosferatu does paperwork and other riveting plot points. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Pretty sure if they remade this today, Dracula would just get on Tinder and become some college student's sugar/blood daddy, and their relationship would be very sophisticated. 😖
#Nosferatu1979

Man, what is it with people whose first reaction to coffin is "open it"?

I have a lifehack for you: under most circumstances, if you a presented with a coffin, try not opening it.

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#Monsterdon Don't tear up the bed sheets they're priceless antiques, and I bet they're high thread count

OMG I love all of his coffin themed luggage. So on brand ⚰️ 🧛‍♂️

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#monsterdon That one coffin's not going to make the journey is it?

well i see dracula is as much a coffin princess as I am a pillow princess, at least he's an undead thing of culture

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

Couldn't be a Werner Herzog movie without a raft/boat scene.

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lil nos x taking his horses down to the wismar road

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#Monsterdon Spouse: “You’re trying to escape at night? Are you stupid? Wait - yes.”

just a bulk buy of coffins, such a good deal on ebay i couldn't pass it up. #monsterdon

Who doesn't just sleep in a pile of caskets?

#Monsterdon

Gotta say, realized too late that regular shaped boxes full of dirt stack better than coffin shaped boxes.

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#monsterdon Coffins are very avant garde. This Nosferatu person is a man of culture

Okay it's a great shot but something about Dracula just tucking himself into one of the boxes and getting carted away is so funny #Monsterdon

The cinematography in this is pure art. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: “I feel we’ve seen this scene before. Last week. All of them, actually.”

#Monsterdon Don't wimp out. Hit him with a shovel!

@holly shh! they all do! OMG WHAT HAVE I done! #HidesUnderDesk #Monsterdon

Are we going to have a Bauhaus musical segue? Nope, just Drac o clock...

Boo!

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#Monsterdon Nossy sleeps with his eyes open. That’s a valuable life skill that works very well at work too.

I thought Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley Jr were in this. When do they show up?

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

@OldRustBucket Depends on whether it's a cemetery or a graveyard? Has to have a church to be blessed, right?

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#Monsterdon I know Dracula wants to move but he should have painted those castle walls black, with the white walls it's easier to see he's not dusting

maybe his new property will have dark walls though

Where's MacGyver when you need him #monsterdon

i have never once been this spry first thing in the morning. #monsterdon

“I will sign it immediately.” The agent’s dream. #Monsterdon

Another film where polyamory could solve everything #Monsterdon

I feel like that scene was gay enough that all of the other "Harker gets set upon by Dracula's three hot chick vampires" were trying to compensate for it :P #Monsterdon

Meanwhile a horseride away in London.
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In general I'm not a fan of super old movies but the original Nasferatu is amazing and Kinski/Herzog recapitulating that exact sequence, except with Harker as the victim is ... amazing

Good thing the town has a professional sleepwalker pickup service. #monsterdon

Damn, that Kinski is a hottie. Mmm.

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

#Monsterdon I half expected him to grab her from sleepwalking and accidentally bonk her head on the doorway heading back to the villa. Bonk. Sorry dear. Bonk. Oops. Bonk. God this head just hits everything doesn’t it? Bonk bonk bonk.

#monsterdon I don't know, I have no sympathy for someone who's extremely wealthy and long-lived and can't think of anything else to do but hang around a decaying castle. Wtf, there's a whole WORLD out there.

Immortality is definitely wasted on the wrong people ☹️

Why did they film this as if the footage was going to be sped up later?
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

@OldRustBucket Dirty laundry? #JustSpitballin #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Doctor diagnoses sudden fever with excessive melodrama.

My mom: "What, no blood dripping from his mouth?"

Me: "Mom, he's a Count. That would be gauche."

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

That was a nice, really creepy juxtaposition between Lucy in London freaking and Dracula in Transylvania reacting.

#Monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

ugh this is so good

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JAZZ HANDS!
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me looking like a little goblin trying to wake my husband up with a kiss

#monsterdon

Ok, the long silent tension-building moments of Dracula almost biting Harker are stretching on just long enough to be very silly

#Monsterdon

Aesthetically lovely but that looks like just a miserable day to go to the beach. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse: “It’s the world’s slowest assault.”
Me: “It’s curtains for him.”

#monsterdon Netflix & chill gothic version

@Taweret Yeah, I haven't seen that one in a long time, not since school. I'll need to line it up for this month sometime.

#monsterdon

Toucha toucha toucha touch me #Monsterdon

Dracula does not eat avocado toast. #Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

How does a graveyard have unblessed soil? #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Heart starts singing "how can I get you a loan":without a throat... -dad #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You know, maybe once Dracula moves he can try propositioning the Harkers for a threesome or something

Dracula like, maybe just a nibble. #Monsterdon

This is the Victorian era "you up?" text #Monsterdon

Where did the kid with the violin come from? #Monsterdon

the cinematography in this movie is top notch #monsterdon

Don't read about him in his own house! Have you seen that guys' ears? They're huge and now they're burning. #monsterdon

I'm giving this AirBnB 1 star. #monsterdon

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The way Klaus pounces on everything but is otherwise eerily still 😱

#Monsterdon Harker reading Exposition from a conveniently placed bestiary.

#Monsterdon admit it, boys -- the high-waisted pants of the 19th century looked _good_

He doesn't care what the price is? And I'm making commission? Score!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Opening up his copy of scary stories to tell in the dark with the real cool illustrations

"...nightcap?"

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@Victorsigmoid #Monsterdon I feel you’d always get the worst bargain.

does anyone understand what this house deal actually is because it's kind of lost on me #monsterdon

@Sorl Refs going to VR on that one, motions play on. #backToYouJim #Monsterdon

what are interest rates like, who does drac bank with #Monsterdon

Sad beige Isabelle Adjani on a sad beige landscape #monsterdon

@catzilla Bait?

#Monsterdon

i hope that dracula is in the process of buying a nice townhome in the city so he can be around other people because castle life is not good for him #monsterdon

#Monsterdon You’re going to HAGGLE with Nosferatu??