i also suffer from shakycam when i get dressed hungover #Monsterdon

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The horsie Harkins is riding back on is not the same horsie he rode to Transylvania - the first horsie had white socks (and one white wrap on a front foot). No white on the feet of this kid.

#Monsterdon this is what used to pass for autopilot

@paco @srol This one is definitely up there in a high percentile though

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@thecount Alternately, Renfield gave you the best introduction for open night mic!

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Tilting at windmills, I see.

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More slo-mo bat footage ... and Dracula lurking about the Demeter.

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I don't mean that as criticism, I just checked the runtime and it's pretty rare we watch a movie over 90 minutes. #monsterdon

Just gonna take a nap under the porticullis while boy murders a stringed instrument, no worries. #Monsterdon

Did Renfield smack that guy’s ass? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is mindfulness safe? Latest study says-

Is the quill as pen anachronistic? I would have thought fountain pens were available at this point?

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@srol No. It just FEELS like it. 😃
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@CactuarJoe That's so meta! #Monsterdon

If you don't want Renfield to eat flies, why do you let him keep a box of flies?

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When I die I want people to say that I went on to my reward. #Monsterdon.

#Monsterdon girl, that hat? yes

Jonathan, hold on, let the nice people top off your fluids first #monsterdon

@ami_angelwings Do I really strike you as the kind of person who's remotely up-to-date with videogames?

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Is this the longest #monsterdon movie so far?

Not very smart to put your foot in a box full of rats, I think #monsterdon

dump the coffins in the water already #monsterdon

If only the Carpathian post office wasn't so backwards, none of this would have happened.
Dracula would have so many penpals.
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Jonathan gets a horse! But he's still looking like _shit_ so clearly he hasn't had a Potion of Cure Disease yet.

Keep this up my dude and you're going to have to bring a Black Soul Gem to Fallon, and I bet you haven't even HEARD of Morthal, have you?

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Oh no the voyage is not going well that's a shame #Monsterdon

Piling up his collection of black coffins. #Monsterdon

Harker finally remembered he had a horse in his bag!

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Renfield fly-eating but also giggling while getting straight jacketed

"Evil is on the way."

Dude, you're telling that to the people who tried to tell you that, but you had to chase the dollar. You had to fuck around, and now you're finding out.

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The beach graveyard is owned by the parish of Our Lady of Bad Choices #monsterdon

I sympathize with Harker here, who amongst us hasn't had a difficult business trip? #Monsterdon

Heck with Klaus. Give us a film of this Renfield. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Coffins. Evil is on the way.” WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE, GENIUS?!?

they're taking the coffins to isengard!

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#monsterdon Multivitamins clearly not invented yet

"Evil is on the way. I should know, I'm a realtor."

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My wife: "Is she aware you can have emotions while acting?"

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A young Hidetaka Miyazaki hears this Renfield laugh and NPCs will never be the same. #monsterdon

Not entirely my fault. Had no idea I'd get sea sick.

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I do feel like lucy might benefit from therapy tho

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I do like the Lucy actress, she looks like she's straight out of a Waterhouse painting

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@diazona @CactuarJoe @Taweret oh, right, furiously taking notes. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Actor Roland Topor, whose Wikipedia bio is fascinating.

i am a big no on lucy's dress those colors are awful #monsterdon

Such a picturesque graveyard!

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Getting mail of VIga The Carpathian is indeed difficult.

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@Infoseepage Seems like he could have just used some Rustoleum. But that wouldn't be super kind to animals either #monsterdon

Oh boy, renfield is back in 🪰

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It's fortunate he isn't a toon. You know what happens when a toon can't stop laughing.

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lol #monsterdon toots intermingled with us pol election posts make for a rather coherent timeline 😆😂

When you are already a giggling creep, turning into a bug eating Renfield isn't that scary.
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oh my gods this boat is incredible
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I'll say it again this week; straightjackets look very comforting.

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Who would have thought vampire movies could be so creepy

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@north I'd never heard of that kink before #Monsterdon

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Those rats did an excellent job of portraying rats stuck in a coffin but then the coffin is opened and someone steps his bare foot in it so they bite his toe. 100% believable!

Is Jonathan gonna become a vampyre now? He looks pretty bad.

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Damn how much book glue was this guy huffin'? #monsterdon

Fake laugh. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the guards are also furniture I guess. They don’t seem to have much in the way of independent animation to them, huh?

#Monsterdon he kind of reminds me of a tickle me elmo?

in hindsight, putting this mentally ill man in the fly storage room was maybe a bad idea. #monsterdon

Renfield just upstaged everyone in the production. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Me on a Thursday fr

I can't help but feel like that's NOT how you apply a straitjacket.

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That is a lot of very haphazardly placed Graves in very easy to dig Sandy Dune embankman

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@otheorange_tag @CactuarJoe @Taweret TBH I think pretty much all we do is judge here

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#Monsterdon insects, man. meal of the future

Renfield and his two guards - what a visual.

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Demeter time! Will anything interesting happen?
I really should watch Voyage of the Demeter, even though I heard it was kinda mid.
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I didn't think ears that big made his hearing quite that good but I guess I was wrong. #Monsterdon

Random guy giving me big "Robin Williams as Osric" energy

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This "open the one of the N coffins to see if what's inside is what they say" scene feels like some kind of of cryptographic zero-knowledge protocol.

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So, nothing else to declare? Just boxes of dirt for botanical experiments?

Well how do you explain these rats?! 🐀

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#Monsterdon to cross the ocean, the vampire needs to bring their native earth with them

that's why taylor swift flies on private jets

haha the guy is so small and he attacks someone twice as large

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#monsterdon I'm trying to imitate the accent and say "yestedey"

Oh noes he is a vampyre! #Monsterdon

So that is how big D got all thar money- selling luggage to Balenciaga.

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@CactuarJoe @Taweret we don't judge? #Monsterdon

55:27 oo, i need that shot for a wallpaper. A+++ #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @Taweret So many splinters 😭

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Eeeny, meeny, miny, rats?
Well unfortunately for them they picked a safe coffin.
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No sympathy for that dock worker who got bit, that was his own fault. #Monsterdon

wonder how much more expensive an aerial shot was in the 70s #monsterdon

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DONKEY 💞

The ol’ tie-the-bedsheets-fall-and-be-awakened-by-the-fiddle-sawing-kid bit. Classic!
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Those are all the mermaids that failed. Terribly sad.

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Spoiler, dracula has a ratatouille #monsterdon

#Monsterdon brain in a jar. He’s a doctor. Obviously.

@Taweret Why would you be barefoot *down at the docks*??? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon No I don't CARE about the ship show me the donkey! I love donkeys they're cute!

Jonathon's looking a little rough around the edges. Those quiet dinners with conservative family members do that to me too.

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Why did he stick his foot in the pile of rats?

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In all of the adaptations of Bram Stoker, Dracula seems to rely a lot on people agreeing to carry coffins anywhere a piece of paper tells them to. #monsterdon

Well, that was a hard crash of my laptop. I'm back now.

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Coffin Jenga #monsterdon

@lapis I'm going to go samesies, horses ass? #Monsterdon

Has he never changed clothes? He’s going to be as smelly as Renfield. #Monsterdon

Yo we get a game of pick-a-coffin? #monsterdon