@apLundell They didn't have a lot of entertainment options back in the day.

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HE MISSED.

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Some of the shots in this movie are such paintings with people motionless and quiet as they look on. #monsterdon

just going to park my oceanfaring boat on the curb by your house #Monsterdon

Was it normal in $YEAR for people to wait dockside to greet coffin-ships with dead helmsmen?

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That kind of weight isn't good on the wheel bearings, I'm just saying.

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@apLundell Life before YouTube

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@springdiesel I love how there's just a hint of Daffy Duck to it.

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So many of the more lackluster #monsterdon films would have been so much improved if they'd just incorporated some manic laughter along the way

plague time #monsterdon

Well you don't see that everyday #monsterdon

Pretty decent docking, given the whole dead captain thing.

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Yeah, bring your kids out to gawk at the dead sailor! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon dutch? whatever they are

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The silent arrival of the ship is also great

The dogs blend in perfectly with Renfield

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#Monsterdon awwwwww baby germans

Capital is able to flow across vast distances in the form of contracts and signatures, like Dracula's powers that transcend spatial boundaries #Monsterdon

Shit, that kid's got COVID.

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#Monsterdon are people here just to gawk at the corpse?

(get it? TIED?)

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I have the sinking feeling that Ratmageddon is only minutes away #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Renfield laughs and scares himself. (And me.)

Herzog really loves his sailing boats doesn't he... this, Fitzcarraldo, Cobra Verde...

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Ominous adorable sneeze. #Monsterdon

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I hope this horsie doesn't suffer the same fate as Little Blackie in True Grit - you have to let him rest, dude.

...Wait, if Dracula's bringing the plague, how come it got there before him? Are the rats, like, running ahead of him on the shore or something? #Monsterdon

um, go home, boat, i think you're drunk-- oh wait. uh... #monsterdon

How well can a dead man steer a ship?
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London looks an awful lot like Amsterdam. #Monsterdon

I might do Renfield's laugh to scare people this year.

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Looks like the ship's autopilot fell asleep at the wheel again..!

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the continuity in this movie is such a mess but i appreciate that it doesn't really matter lol #monsterdon

#monsterdon yeah a ship in full sail glides gently into a canal in the city center sure

“Stop the black coffins.” [Romani: We told you so. ] #Monsterdon

Nosferatu: Black Sea Drift.

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Can Dracula get sea sick?
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#Monsterdon I keep forgetting this is Lucy and not like, Ophelia Hamlet or Lady of Shalott (in a painting I mean) she just looks like she'd be really good at dying

@Sorl stop the violins! (someone can't spell) #Monsterdon

The dogs that belong to the people in the next room are going nuts. I can only assume they're enjoying the movie (somehow despite that I'm using headphones, let's not ask too many questions)

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@strangefour I mean he was trying to serve Harker some kind of taxidermied rooster so he seems to need it.

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"Plague. Eh heee! Hee hee! Oh Garfield you are so funny."
Renfield needs to host a children's show and read the kids Sunday funnies.
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For those too young to remember, Renfield reading the newspaper is basically an exact recreation of Jay Leno's "Headlines" bit on the Tonight Show. #monsterdon

Gonna be hard to steer with all of the wheel bondage gear, Cap

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@jonny @Lazarou Maybe they're sailing up the Volga.

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#monsterdon Herzog music cut

After all the bad vampire movies I've seen, it's genuinely weird to see an *actual bat* in one. #Monsterdon

Nosferatu, why is all your luggage packed in coffins? Just wondering, like, what did you pack? #Monsterdon

Is that... boat... cruise control? #monsterdon

@srol Just think, only an hour to go! #Monsterdon

I'm fine with the pacing of this one, but I've also been watching Twin Peaks: The Return, which I've compared to a meditative exercise.

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To Renfield, it's a Sane Asylum

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i also suffer from shakycam when i get dressed hungover #Monsterdon

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The horsie Harkins is riding back on is not the same horsie he rode to Transylvania - the first horsie had white socks (and one white wrap on a front foot). No white on the feet of this kid.

#Monsterdon this is what used to pass for autopilot

@paco @srol This one is definitely up there in a high percentile though

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@thecount Alternately, Renfield gave you the best introduction for open night mic!

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Tilting at windmills, I see.

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More slo-mo bat footage ... and Dracula lurking about the Demeter.

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I don't mean that as criticism, I just checked the runtime and it's pretty rare we watch a movie over 90 minutes. #monsterdon

Did Renfield smack that guy’s ass? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is mindfulness safe? Latest study says-

Is the quill as pen anachronistic? I would have thought fountain pens were available at this point?

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@srol No. It just FEELS like it. 😃
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@CactuarJoe That's so meta! #Monsterdon

If you don't want Renfield to eat flies, why do you let him keep a box of flies?

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When I die I want people to say that I went on to my reward. #Monsterdon.

#Monsterdon girl, that hat? yes

Jonathan, hold on, let the nice people top off your fluids first #monsterdon

@ami_angelwings Do I really strike you as the kind of person who's remotely up-to-date with videogames?

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Is this the longest #monsterdon movie so far?

Not very smart to put your foot in a box full of rats, I think #monsterdon

dump the coffins in the water already #monsterdon

If only the Carpathian post office wasn't so backwards, none of this would have happened.
Dracula would have so many penpals.
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Oh no the voyage is not going well that's a shame #Monsterdon

Jonathan gets a horse! But he's still looking like _shit_ so clearly he hasn't had a Potion of Cure Disease yet.

Keep this up my dude and you're going to have to bring a Black Soul Gem to Fallon, and I bet you haven't even HEARD of Morthal, have you?

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Piling up his collection of black coffins. #Monsterdon

Harker finally remembered he had a horse in his bag!

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Renfield fly-eating but also giggling while getting straight jacketed

"Evil is on the way."

Dude, you're telling that to the people who tried to tell you that, but you had to chase the dollar. You had to fuck around, and now you're finding out.

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I sympathize with Harker here, who amongst us hasn't had a difficult business trip? #Monsterdon

Heck with Klaus. Give us a film of this Renfield. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Coffins. Evil is on the way.” WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE, GENIUS?!?

they're taking the coffins to isengard!

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#monsterdon Multivitamins clearly not invented yet

"Evil is on the way. I should know, I'm a realtor."

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My wife: "Is she aware you can have emotions while acting?"

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A young Hidetaka Miyazaki hears this Renfield laugh and NPCs will never be the same. #monsterdon

Not entirely my fault. Had no idea I'd get sea sick.

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I do feel like lucy might benefit from therapy tho

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I do like the Lucy actress, she looks like she's straight out of a Waterhouse painting

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@diazona @CactuarJoe @Taweret oh, right, furiously taking notes. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Actor Roland Topor, whose Wikipedia bio is fascinating.

Such a picturesque graveyard!

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i am a big no on lucy's dress those colors are awful #monsterdon

@Infoseepage Seems like he could have just used some Rustoleum. But that wouldn't be super kind to animals either #monsterdon

Getting mail of VIga The Carpathian is indeed difficult.

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Oh boy, renfield is back in 🪰

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It's fortunate he isn't a toon. You know what happens when a toon can't stop laughing.

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lol #monsterdon toots intermingled with us pol election posts make for a rather coherent timeline 😆😂