@davesdogmaggie ooff, his ass....

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oh no attacked by children #monsterdon

Horse back travel montage!🏇🏻

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 🩸🕸️ 😱

Dude can post a trot I'll give him that much

He looks like a young Anthony Hopkins in some shots #monsterdon

That hut has a steering wheel

#monsterdon

What an awkward goodbye.

#Monsterdon
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#Monsterdon Why do movies from this era have these looooooong semi-pastoral scenes with strumming guitar music? It's just ... odd.

#Monsterdon Spouse: “Bring back the hat, it was the best actor so far.”

Him being on a horse to this music feels like a Monty Python sketch is about to break out #monsterdon

Yeah, it's a long ride for him but the horse actually did all of the work.

#Monsterdon

Killer mountain vista #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 🩸🕸️ 😱

HORSE BUTT SCENE 💞 !

Lots of long slow scenes and shots so far. It's setting a mood. But what mood? We had two minutes of mummies. Now the beach that never ends.
And this cheerful guitar music is at odds with any foreboding.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

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Lucy is going to need eye drops if she doesn't blink at least once.

Is the prominent horses ass metaphor for leaving against his wifes wishes?
#monsterdon

I’m trying to decide whether Jonathan and Lucy have a genuine emotional connection, but at this point, I’m just not feeling it. #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, we'll be good to your wife. Don't you worry... you're only going to sell a home to some rich guy, what's the worst that can happen?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That look those two shared while they were kissing...what was that?

@aprilfollies but, like, seriously

#Monsterdon

"I'm off to get my blood drunk by Dracula! Here's my house, here's my girlfriend, have a good time!" #Monsterdon

@wohali i think that's what Herzog was most famous for

#monsterdon #HorseButtFraming

She is already goth girlfriend, where can we go from here #monsterdon

opal silver canary? #Monsterdon

I'd've given $15 for that horse to poop

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

"Sometimes I'm so blind"

I guess that's good for us, otherwise they wouldn't have made a movie about you

#Monsterdon

Are we supposed to notice the horse changes? #monsterdon

Horses backend == second best actor

#Monsterdon

"Bye, honey. When you see me again I'll have brought a monster back with me."

#Monsterdon

She's got that smokey eye #Monsterdon

@ricci Oh I think I may have started fast-forwarding after that

#Monsterdon

Harker is taking rubbers on his trip to see the Count. He knows what's up. *wink*
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"I feel this deadly force.... in D Major"

#monsterdon

The music is weird. Not particularly generic enough, not contemporary to the scenes. Just odd choices.

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

"Don't have feelings Lucy. Those are ridiculous."
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oh, the sea air was really good for her, she looks centuries younger now

#monsterdon

Lucy kind of looks like Shelly Duvall's Olive Oyl in Popeye #monsterdon

Wolves. Robbers. And ghosts. Oh my!

#Monsterdon
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"...a force"
"It flows through all things..."
"What?"

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(that looks like it was uncomfortably freezing, btw. ) #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 🩸🕸️ 😱

He immediately called her anxiety 'ridiculous' he deserves every bad thing he's gonna get, friends

Why does the horse's ass dominate the framing here?

#Monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

Don't mush the kitten! #monsterdon

These kittens are really stealing the scene - every scene they're in.

#monsterdon

@aprilfollies NEVER

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I feel like they could have tried harder with the score so far

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So this business trip, I'm hoping it isn't all that time sensitive...

Or is this walk along the beach on the clock?

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

Dracula wants to buy a house... surely this will end well

Because that's what happened last time

#Monsterdon

That beach is much nicer at night.

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ALL MY LIFE DIRECTORS ARE SHOUTING AT ME, LUCY, LUCY, LUCY

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

leading star of the move

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Is it going to be a fun renfield.

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

How do I get my hair into a tidy bun like that? I'm terrible at buns. #Monsterdon

"You'll be in danger"

"I'll be going to the danger zone."

#Monsterdon

@diazona but you must have fast forwarded through the kittens!!!!

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#Monsterdon You know... cats can hunt bats... maybe this Won't end badly for Lucy :thinkhappy:

@lapis The #Nosferatu1979 version playing live right now on @ryan 's https://miru.miyaku.media/ is in German with good subtitles, going by my high school & college German. #Monsterdon

I'm sure it is fine to laugh so much at "a bit of blood"

Right?

#monsterdon

Lucy looks like she's already been a vampire for centuries

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Lucy: “I have this awful feeling.”

Jonathan: “That’s ridiculous.”

Typical.

#Monsterdon

house prices went up after this exact conversation #Monsterdon

"...sometimes I'm so blind ... and then I remember to open my eyes"

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#Monsterdon Having loads of fun finding the right version of this movie to watch. 🤦‍♂️😆

I have a bad feeling about this #monsterdon

that sleepy kitty she's holding? it's me

#monsterdon

Transylvania's exciting because it's a swing state #monsterdon

It's dangerous to go to Carpathia alone, take this!

🐈

#monsterdon

19th century house, 20th century casement lock

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

Thankful for the large amounts of nothing happening so that I can fast-forward and catch up

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon [In the background] Transylvania-6-5000!

Second Monsterdon making me miss old timey but thorough atlas in actual book. Time to turn to a dusty shelf for some map fun.

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

"Transylvania! Beyond the forest!"

He looked it up in a dictionary, not a map

#monsterdon

If we haven't already, we really should watch Transylvania 65000 #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

#Monsterdon Kipper is crying because I'm not sharing my (unopened) snack

Ah yeah, dreaming of getting away of this idyllic and quiet town, and spending time somewhere mysterious and potentially dangerous #Monsterdon

This plot better not be complicated because I can't post and read subtitles at the same time, and you KNOW which one I'm choosing

#Monsterdon

You can just smell his B.O.

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They got a genetically identical actor to Peter Lorre to play Renfield #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I’m sure we can make it into something good.” This movie?

@Taweret You, me, the rest of the cast and crew.

#monsterdon

Ah, a Type A Renfield - naturally creepy.

#Monsterdon

Your boss is very protective of his precious.

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#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 🩸🕸️ 😱

This Renfield is much gigglier than Kinski's Renfield was but I appreciate his weirdness

That shop is a tremendous fire risk.

#Monsterdon
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#Monsterdon Mr Mittens has also joined in on snack thievery.

This house is filled with Judases

listen, if my boss laughed like that, i would simply not work there. #monsterdon

Come to think of it I'm pretty sure the mummies were screaming too, in their own fashion

I feel you, mummy, I feel you

#Monsterdon

The guy playing Renfield 👍👍👍. #Monsterdon

is this guy a dark souls npc? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The actor playing Renfield must have inspired Tim Curry.

OLD BIRD CAGE SPOTTED #Monsterdon

As a librarian the shelves in this office are even more terrifying than the mummies. #Monsterdon

Go, boom man!

#monsterdon

those giggles are contagious!!

#monsterdon

Fashionable pallor! Only the most stylish look like death!

#Monsterdon
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Pretty sure Wonka wore that outfit better, sir.

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transylvania mentioned #monsterdon

Can we have a full #MonsterdonBingo for that entire mummy intro? #Monsterdon

Herzog voice, " these cats weren't even part of the script they just showed up one day and I said start filming"

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