#Monsterdon I’m unprepared for Lucy to not be a simp. She’s moody, pensive, all things I enjoy in my supporting actresses.

Carpathian Ralph Kramden is gonna send one of that gaggle of women TO THE MOON, BABY!

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Would like a welcome like that, honestly.

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I keep expecting Werner Herzog to cut in with narrations during these travel scenes.

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"...was is something I said?"

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did he ride the same horse all the way to transylvania?

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When is this supposed to take place? Like, mid or late 19th century? #Monsterdon

who's got a good (no ads) stream for me i was doin other stuff and didn't set one up #monsterdon

I am saddened by the lack of Zelda music on this guy's quest.

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A VISITOR! EAT HIM! EAT HIM!

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oh no attacked by children #monsterdon

Horse back travel montage!🏇🏻

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Dude can post a trot I'll give him that much

He looks like a young Anthony Hopkins in some shots #monsterdon

That hut has a steering wheel

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What an awkward goodbye.

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#Monsterdon Why do movies from this era have these looooooong semi-pastoral scenes with strumming guitar music? It's just ... odd.

#Monsterdon Spouse: “Bring back the hat, it was the best actor so far.”

Him being on a horse to this music feels like a Monty Python sketch is about to break out #monsterdon

Yeah, it's a long ride for him but the horse actually did all of the work.

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Killer mountain vista #Monsterdon

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HORSE BUTT SCENE 💞 !

Lots of long slow scenes and shots so far. It's setting a mood. But what mood? We had two minutes of mummies. Now the beach that never ends.
And this cheerful guitar music is at odds with any foreboding.
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Lucy is going to need eye drops if she doesn't blink at least once.

I’m trying to decide whether Jonathan and Lucy have a genuine emotional connection, but at this point, I’m just not feeling it. #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, we'll be good to your wife. Don't you worry... you're only going to sell a home to some rich guy, what's the worst that can happen?

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#Monsterdon That look those two shared while they were kissing...what was that?

@aprilfollies but, like, seriously

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"I'm off to get my blood drunk by Dracula! Here's my house, here's my girlfriend, have a good time!" #Monsterdon

@wohali i think that's what Herzog was most famous for

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She is already goth girlfriend, where can we go from here #monsterdon

I'd've given $15 for that horse to poop

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opal silver canary? #Monsterdon

"Sometimes I'm so blind"

I guess that's good for us, otherwise they wouldn't have made a movie about you

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Are we supposed to notice the horse changes? #monsterdon

Horses backend == second best actor

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"Bye, honey. When you see me again I'll have brought a monster back with me."

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She's got that smokey eye #Monsterdon

@ricci Oh I think I may have started fast-forwarding after that

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Harker is taking rubbers on his trip to see the Count. He knows what's up. *wink*
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"I feel this deadly force.... in D Major"

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The music is weird. Not particularly generic enough, not contemporary to the scenes. Just odd choices.

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"Don't have feelings Lucy. Those are ridiculous."
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Lucy kind of looks like Shelly Duvall's Olive Oyl in Popeye #monsterdon

oh, the sea air was really good for her, she looks centuries younger now

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Wolves. Robbers. And ghosts. Oh my!

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"...a force"
"It flows through all things..."
"What?"

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(that looks like it was uncomfortably freezing, btw. ) #monsterdon

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He immediately called her anxiety 'ridiculous' he deserves every bad thing he's gonna get, friends

Why does the horse's ass dominate the framing here?

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Don't mush the kitten! #monsterdon

These kittens are really stealing the scene - every scene they're in.

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@aprilfollies NEVER

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I feel like they could have tried harder with the score so far

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So this business trip, I'm hoping it isn't all that time sensitive...

Or is this walk along the beach on the clock?

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Dracula wants to buy a house... surely this will end well

Because that's what happened last time

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That beach is much nicer at night.

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ALL MY LIFE DIRECTORS ARE SHOUTING AT ME, LUCY, LUCY, LUCY

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leading star of the move

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Is it going to be a fun renfield.

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How do I get my hair into a tidy bun like that? I'm terrible at buns. #Monsterdon

"You'll be in danger"

"I'll be going to the danger zone."

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@diazona but you must have fast forwarded through the kittens!!!!

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#Monsterdon You know... cats can hunt bats... maybe this Won't end badly for Lucy :thinkhappy:

@lapis The #Nosferatu1979 version playing live right now on @ryan 's https://miru.miyaku.media/ is in German with good subtitles, going by my high school & college German. #Monsterdon

Lucy looks like she's already been a vampire for centuries

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I'm sure it is fine to laugh so much at "a bit of blood"

Right?

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Lucy: “I have this awful feeling.”

Jonathan: “That’s ridiculous.”

Typical.

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house prices went up after this exact conversation #Monsterdon

"...sometimes I'm so blind ... and then I remember to open my eyes"

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#Monsterdon Having loads of fun finding the right version of this movie to watch. 🤦‍♂️😆

I have a bad feeling about this #monsterdon

that sleepy kitty she's holding? it's me

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Transylvania's exciting because it's a swing state #monsterdon

It's dangerous to go to Carpathia alone, take this!

🐈

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19th century house, 20th century casement lock

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Thankful for the large amounts of nothing happening so that I can fast-forward and catch up

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#Monsterdon [In the background] Transylvania-6-5000!

Second Monsterdon making me miss old timey but thorough atlas in actual book. Time to turn to a dusty shelf for some map fun.

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"Transylvania! Beyond the forest!"

He looked it up in a dictionary, not a map

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If we haven't already, we really should watch Transylvania 65000 #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

Ah yeah, dreaming of getting away of this idyllic and quiet town, and spending time somewhere mysterious and potentially dangerous #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kipper is crying because I'm not sharing my (unopened) snack

This plot better not be complicated because I can't post and read subtitles at the same time, and you KNOW which one I'm choosing

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#Monsterdon “I’m sure we can make it into something good.” This movie?

@Taweret You, me, the rest of the cast and crew.

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Ah, a Type A Renfield - naturally creepy.

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Your boss is very protective of his precious.

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This Renfield is much gigglier than Kinski's Renfield was but I appreciate his weirdness

That shop is a tremendous fire risk.

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#Monsterdon Mr Mittens has also joined in on snack thievery.

This house is filled with Judases

listen, if my boss laughed like that, i would simply not work there. #monsterdon

Come to think of it I'm pretty sure the mummies were screaming too, in their own fashion

I feel you, mummy, I feel you

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The guy playing Renfield 👍👍👍. #Monsterdon

is this guy a dark souls npc? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The actor playing Renfield must have inspired Tim Curry.

OLD BIRD CAGE SPOTTED #Monsterdon

As a librarian the shelves in this office are even more terrifying than the mummies. #Monsterdon

Go, boom man!

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