Snapped these today for y’all #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I mean... Respect for the guy. Although maybe he is not pushy because the lady seems vampirecurious already

@moira Doctor handwriting

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"...Cut! Rat number 113, try it again with a little more feeling."

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@wohali Drac would look *smashing* in a nice beret :D #Monsterdon

Lucy being all, 'Well enough of your shit, I'm gonna have to solve vampires on my own." is awesome.
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@Taweret Zoom zoom #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lucy why didn't you bring a Rat Terrier or three???

@CactuarJoe Need to throw a hat/cape/etc into the air and freeze frame

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Equine influenza?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/how-horse-flu-epidemic-brought-19th-century-america-stop-180976453/

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@athena_rising It's a bird! It's a plane! It's NOSFERATU-MAN!

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Van Helsing weaseled out. What a turd.
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@wohali it's like when animal crossing villagers run around on the plaza in front of Resident Services

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sometimes when youre a vampire alone in the city you just gotta pretend to be an airplane

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Where's the cheerleaders for the teams of rats? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Distracted from serious thoughts by Renfield, who is gloriously unserious. And not at all rat-phobic.

♪ You're gonna maaaaaake it aaaafter aaaaaaaaal~ ♫ #Monsterdon

"more leadinum?" "yes, I prescr... wait, wha - NO, you fool, LAUDanum! Jesus, no wonder he's still dying!"

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Steppin' over 100 rats like it was nothing
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All of a sudden this movie is 50 First Dates

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That's depressingly relatable these days :ablobcatgrumpy: #toldyouso

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#Monsterdon I'm an airplane! I'm an airplane!

@otheorange_tag ...yup 😢

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Oh my god, the majestic cry of the bald eagle^W^W red-tailed hawk #Monsterdon

Yah, girlfriend, let's see you go action hero. Do it #monsterdon

How does that wheat analogy relate to finding and destroying a vampire?

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#monsterdon So, my region is very foggy. Legit we look like that in case you wondered

@diazona I just figured out 37% of our population! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Mother Superior, my medicine." oh it's that kinda night huh

I was practicing for a marathon.

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Van Helsing talking about investigating too soon is such doctor speak. You'd think he was worried about getting insurance preauth lol #monsterdon

lucy needs to GET CHANGED out of that fucking placemat #monsterdon

Horses get the plague?

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Okay I don't know German but when Lucy said "lair" in the scene with Van Helsing I swear the line had a word that in Yiddish would be shlof-vinkl, sleeping-corner. Is that what she said or am I hearing things #Monsterdon

Actually getting Vibes to match whatever that steampunk assassin game for setting... Rats, plauge, now with more vampire 🧛‍♂️

Edit: The game Is Dishonored

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#Monsterdon Van Helsing getting shown the door. Wow.

LUCY HARKER, VAMPIRE SLAYER #Monsterdon

Herzog just outlined the real horror of life: nobody listens to the woman.
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"...which enables us to believe things we *know* to be untrue"

uh wat

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#Monsterdon Oh god it's the corn-- I mean WHEAT speech from the book. that was like completely unhinged

This human doctor is insufficient, we need The Doctor, to expose that this is all a cybermen plot.

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#monsterdon Extremely conflicted on how well Nosferatu represents my confusion when I visit new places

Oh Renfield, you wacky nut. #Monsterdon

"I know the reason. I know the reason. I know the reason!"

Ok, Ok, just say it, would you?
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You think we'll get an opera in this one? #Monsterdon

I want what they have.
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#Monsterdon Suddenly and horrifyingly reminded that this was part of the original “immigrants bring disease” narrative. Which somehow makes everything far more twisted.

Give it up lady, no one listens to women in the 1800's.
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I'm kinda digging Lucy being the one with the initiative at this stage of the plot, not gonna lie.

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Enough people die, they'll rise, and we'll be singing "THRILLER! THRILLER, THROUGH THE NIGHT!"

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ooh synchronized coffin marching. A thankfully long forgotten past time ⚰️

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When you're the only one masking at a public event #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dudes need to start listening to Lucy

This sequence with Adjani and Kinski by the vanity is the gothiest shit ever, I love it #Monsterdon

You know I don't personally know how difficult it is to parallel park a ship but I'd say that's pretty damn decent for a guy who's asleep at the wheel. #Monsterdon

the surreality of this paulbearer scene is amazing #monsterdon

What? I missed why everyone's dead including horses. Instant plague? Like less than 24 hours?

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Bring out your dead! #monsterdon

"But covid isn't real!" #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

Lucy is changing her name to Cassandra

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@rberlim she got his number! I said... is this thing on? #Monsterdon

Omg! The way he scampers away. I love him. Everyone else is in a German Dracula while he's in It's Always Sunny in Wismar.
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Renfield is a stan #monsterdon

good thing this town had so many undertakers

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The coffin processions shot is great #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon lazy horse is taking a nap.

@OldRustBucket I dunno I think Lucy might have tried to work out a deal to become the 10th Nazgul first

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"I like long walks at night along the canal"

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#Monsterdon NO!!! POOR HORSE

Little coffin snakes

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"What does the Master command?"

(points)

"Triscuits!"

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"Where have I gone wrong?"

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world's slowest game of multiplayer snake

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OMG Renfield's tiny HOP SURPRISE was awesome!

More exposition! :blob_book:

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#Monsterdon Was Renfield trying to imitate a cat? I've seen people push their cats off like that.

In a way, Dracula represents the primitive accumulation necessary for capitalism's spread. In his lands, he has extracted to the point of requiring expansion, but the extraction is also what makes the expansion possible #Monsterdon

I can easily see Lucy as Eowyn ready to take on the witch king. #monsterdon

@ranjit everyone has a cold? --dad #Monsterdon

Renfield can still be seen scrambling along the canals of Amsterdam, laughing maniacally, and chasing flies. #Monsterdon

Something about the cry of the cock? I think I missed a few words there.

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"Oh, fuck... I have a servant? And it's... HIM?"

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@diazona YOLO

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Maybe we cut down on the out-loud gothic horror book readings while Jonathan recovers. #monsterdon

Next time I don’t feel like socializing I will tell people I have a brain fever #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "the consecrated host" omg are we gonna throw jesus crackers at dracula

Oh, so now the goths are going to fight over Jon boy. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I dunno it's pretty clear Dracula is bi I think a guy could distract him too

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Do you want vampire Kaiju? Because that's how you get vampire 🧛‍♂️ Kaiju!

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Forget the cry of the cock, eh?
I doubt it *sniggers*
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@fabio Vulcan plak tou? #Monsterdon

wow, she really put the count to run!
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Lucy is gorgeous and I want to kiss her. #Monsterdon

Renfield ya goof! #monsterdon

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Lucy 1, Nasferatu, 0

Black coffins are the bad guys and white coffins are the good guys, did I get that right?

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#nosferatu Ladies, if he

Rarely redecorates
Feels a bit lost in a new city
Respects your boundaries
Is passionate about discussing the futility of life and love

He may be Nosferatu, but let's be honest, you have seen worse #monsterdon

into phantoms of the NII-IIII-IIIIII-II-IIIIIGHT

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Brain fever! #monsterdon