well van helsing i hope you learned your lesson #monsterdon

@srol
Lucy ain't afraid of nothin'. If that was me, I'da been all, "Maybe you could just take my left hand or something. Nosferatu, we can work something out, damnit!"
#Monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

@jonny I think that's what they call "feminine wiles"

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"...wouldn't know a vampire if he tripped over one"
"That's not true. I recognized him immediately ... after I tripped over him."

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

i know it sounds like i'm being facetious but i'm not, it's really hard to pull off!! #Monsterdon

throw a little more sun on him that was like no sun and he's just lying there lookin mostly normal for him #monsterdon

#Monsterdon there was nobody he could talk to. Unless he was breaking the fourth wall. Ah well. A stake and a hammer. And maybe more square dancing and rats.

Like Garfield the cat, he hates mornings #monsterdon

Skypuppy again!!

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#NosferatuTheVampyre

Lucy's now a vampire, so she goes on to become a vampire hunter and kicks everyone's ass all up and down the playground, roll credits. #monsterdon

“Madam Lucy something terrible happened!” You’ll have to be WAY more specific #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Btw as a reminder you cannot get to 1st 2nd or 3rd base with anyone or the MLB will put you in jail

Now that's a Monday morning face

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

#Monsterdon she looks pleased with herself :D

#Monsterdon 🧛 ⚰️ 🦇 🩸🕸️ 😱

Happy that the bat has a cute white tummy

#Monsterdon his only regret was that he didn't get to 3rd base

Dracula, I think you can move your hand, now. #Monsterdon

@ramsey @Victorsigmoid YES PLEASE

#Monsterdon

The movie is almost over and finally the vampire did vampirism.

#Monsterdon
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@lapis "You gonna shoot, shoot!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Going to burn to death and he only got to second base #monsterdon

#Monsterdon like that effect with the eyes

welp, that walk home's gonna be a bit warm, sir. serves you right. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bad afterglow

ikr? Monday mornings.

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I've always struggled with morning sickness.

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Ahhhhhh her lips are white now hhh #monsterdon

Get yer cross out, Lucy!!!

#Monsterdon
#NosferatuTheVampyre

@berniethewordsmith I mean given what's going on here, being an undead monster seems like a distinct advantage

Kinda the whole reason Lucy is into him

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@aprilfollies ha! now i'm imagining the same scene but with "dead man's party"

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Damn, we even got the vampire slurping sounds. 😬
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@jonny we're all walking slurpies to him :blobcatglaredrink:

#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre

lucy. lucy, no one has ever asked for that man's lips twice. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Do... Do you have to feel her up while you suck her blood?

Love the chicken foot vein in his forehead.

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it's a shame that lucy's one good look in this whole movie is while she is getting drained #monsterdon

Trying to get a "slow mo bat!" chant going #monsterdon

#monsterdon Lucy is done with pleasantries and is asking when to smash

@adhdeanasl Swinging stakes and braided garlic trip wires!

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#monsterdon oh ick

can't a man have a drink without every single camera man trying to interrupt him? #monsterdon

he's stuck! #monsterdon

That was quick. Too much of a buildup I suppose. #Monsterdon

After the movie I direct you all to listen to "Rats In My Room", a classic novelty song from long ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beQc-WDMnow

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So Nosferatu has a foot fetish. But we don't kinkshame here. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Choral music is the Herzog version of Danny Elfman.

I'm sorry, the fangs are doing nothing for me

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Kinda wishing there had been an A-Team type prep montage as Lucy rigged up a Home Alone-level series of traps for Drac
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Nosferatu over here starin through the window like "hey sup do you have any consecrated host I can not borrow"?

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#Monsterdon Maybe that was a requirement of the three weed-smoking girlfriends Dracula has in the books

@Taweret "Like airplanes in the midnight sky, like shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now🎶 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Respects boundaries, takes time with foreplay. Bro is a walking green flag. Suuuure he is an undead monster but nobody's perfect

how much garlic juice can you put into your blood in advance anyway?

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

#Monsterdon Becoming bat-bait was your cunning plan?

Although she seems very, er, enthusiastic bait.

#Monsterdon Lucy makes juicy noises when tapped. That’s perfect. She’s like a blood-filled Faygo can. I dig it.

So much symbolism im this town square scene #Monsterdon

@north No wonder he is without love.

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Kinski's hands aren't as pale as his head, but Lucy's thighs are as pale as the rest of her.

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#Monsterdon oh there we go

That is a lovely throat though #monsterdon

@aprilfollies although TBH I feel like symbolism is too sophisticated for #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You know you complimented her neck so I assumed you'd like... go for that part first instead of rolling up her nightgown.

Ok I'm liking the logic here, using blessed crackers to keep the vampire away from jonathan like a salt barrier, smart. Docking points for leaving the window open and unprotected. Come on witches, all points of Entry we know this!

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sir? sir, i'm gonna need you to not. #monsterdon

Who's the bigger monster here, Dracula or the Black Death? #monsterdon

@aprilfollies If you could gush for the last hour and 38 minutes that would be great, thank you

#Monsterdon

"NOTHING HAPPENS OUTSIDE THE FIELD OF THE LENS."

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979

“It is certainly not the plague.”

Let me fix that for you, Van Helsing: “You were right. I was wrong.”

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The creaking deserves its own sound award. #Monsterdon

I don't know about you, but I also enjoy scattering rose leaves around my bedding.

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

How do you even get that many rats? And blonde rats?

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@cheribaker Let's hope you can get them from Amazon too #monsterdon

Dracula standing in the window like that is very gender wow #monsterdon

@cheribaker Oh sure, AAA batteries, old deck of playing cards, half-dead flashlight, consecrated host. #Monsterdon

What the hell is she doing
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#Monsterdon We all heed the cry of the cock. It’s called work, Lucy. Look it up you Victorian strumpet! ;) So so much cock.

Oh yeah forgot Drac was still around #monsterdon

It is really funny to hear Van Helsing say "We don't know exactly" and then cut to the woman lying on the ground with two bleeding bitemarks in her neck. What a mystery this is. #monsterdon

I'm so confused now.

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that is how i'm lookin after you take away my blood supply #monsterdon

Ooh, a theremin! Bingo?

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@jonny The rats are probably the smartest ones here

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She's giving him communion?! Oh, she's sprinkling it around him. That's better.
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They nailed Van Helsing. He really wasn't a very good doctor.

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Are the consecrated hosts still consecrated when you crumble them and put them on the floor?

#monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

are those communion wafers? she just... has some? in her sideboard? i mean, okay, but... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I know now what I have to do.” Would you kindly explain it to us? Because we’re all sorts of confused over here.

@aprilfollies It's very good isn't it!

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My favorite Spanish band, Broken Peach, once again does an amazing Halloween video.
https://youtu.be/V2mb1vgNg70?si=qDAlGSiZqJbVkstI

#music #musicVideo #halloween #BrokenPeach #glamRock #Blondie #KISS #coverSong #monsterdon

"I know now what I have to do." *smoooooch*

#Monsterdon

Barbecue fork gangs on the rise even during the Plague.

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The plague certainly doesn't bite people's necks. #monsterdon #Nosferatu1979

#Monsterdon I wonder if Herzog and Jodorowsky ever met… this has rather pronounced “Holy Mountain” vibes.

These rats are true professionals, you never catch any of them looking into the camera #monsterdon

According to Lucy his name is Jinnathon #Monsterdon

And one extremely busy cat #monsterdon

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Nice playing the french horn for a chicken

@diazona least we know the filmmakers fed the rats well i guess

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@paco Could it be everyone dying?

Please?

#Monsterdon

"Calm down, Lucy?" She's the calm one here, doc.

#monsterdon #mastoween #nosferatu1979