It's the ciiircle of liiiiiiife #Monsterdon

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Lucy 2, Nasferatu 1 I guess

He's going to have to arrest himself, be a good chap there now

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#monsterdon Ah, you cannot simply copy aesthetics bro

Kinski is dead. Long live Lucy Vampire Slayer.
So he's just like a dead bug curled up on her floor?
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Ahhhh, Jonathan's got the teeth!

And the claws!

CREEEEEEEEPY.

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#Monsterdon Dammit I should have made a "Vitamin DD" comment earlier. Everyone pretend I did that

Lucy, you could have just staked him through the heart. #Monsterdon

Lucy was wearing her cross earlier. Of all the irresponsible negligence, going to bed without it.

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Half expected that other fella to start doing a little dance and start talking backwards.

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@jonny Looks that way? Seems like a weak plan TBH

I thought she just wanted to become a vampire for kicks

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@Taweret He didn't want to shame vampire's game #monsterdon

@overholt I didn't know you guys watched X-rated stuff on #Monsterdon

Red paint for sure
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@strangefour probably has something to do with box-of-rats and I.Will.Not.Google #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So many bells. Tolling bells, chiming bells, the wrangling and the tangling that dramatically tells, Of the bells bells bells bells bells bells bells… 🔔

a hammer and a stake, a vampire to, uh... take?

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That guard was exceptionally careless and I don't know what he expected. #Monsterdon

Oh! That’s the cock she meant! #Monsterdon

van helsing meanwhile, listens to everything every woman ever tells him from now until the end of his days. #monsterdon

well van helsing i hope you learned your lesson #monsterdon

@srol
Lucy ain't afraid of nothin'. If that was me, I'da been all, "Maybe you could just take my left hand or something. Nosferatu, we can work something out, damnit!"
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@jonny I think that's what they call "feminine wiles"

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"...wouldn't know a vampire if he tripped over one"
"That's not true. I recognized him immediately ... after I tripped over him."

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i know it sounds like i'm being facetious but i'm not, it's really hard to pull off!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon there was nobody he could talk to. Unless he was breaking the fourth wall. Ah well. A stake and a hammer. And maybe more square dancing and rats.

throw a little more sun on him that was like no sun and he's just lying there lookin mostly normal for him #monsterdon

Tubi cut to a banking commercial immediately after the first cock of the morning. #Monsterdon

Like Garfield the cat, he hates mornings #monsterdon

Skypuppy again!!

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Lucy's now a vampire, so she goes on to become a vampire hunter and kicks everyone's ass all up and down the playground, roll credits. #monsterdon

“Madam Lucy something terrible happened!” You’ll have to be WAY more specific #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Btw as a reminder you cannot get to 1st 2nd or 3rd base with anyone or the MLB will put you in jail

Now that's a Monday morning face

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#Monsterdon she looks pleased with herself :D

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Happy that the bat has a cute white tummy

#Monsterdon his only regret was that he didn't get to 3rd base

Dracula, I think you can move your hand, now. #Monsterdon

@ramsey @Victorsigmoid YES PLEASE

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The movie is almost over and finally the vampire did vampirism.

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@lapis "You gonna shoot, shoot!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

Going to burn to death and he only got to second base #monsterdon

#Monsterdon like that effect with the eyes

welp, that walk home's gonna be a bit warm, sir. serves you right. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bad afterglow

ikr? Monday mornings.

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I've always struggled with morning sickness.

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Ahhhhhh her lips are white now hhh #monsterdon

Get yer cross out, Lucy!!!

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@berniethewordsmith I mean given what's going on here, being an undead monster seems like a distinct advantage

Kinda the whole reason Lucy is into him

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@aprilfollies ha! now i'm imagining the same scene but with "dead man's party"

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Damn, we even got the vampire slurping sounds. 😬
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@jonny we're all walking slurpies to him :blobcatglaredrink:

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lucy. lucy, no one has ever asked for that man's lips twice. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Do... Do you have to feel her up while you suck her blood?

Love the chicken foot vein in his forehead.

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it's a shame that lucy's one good look in this whole movie is while she is getting drained #monsterdon

Trying to get a "slow mo bat!" chant going #monsterdon

#monsterdon Lucy is done with pleasantries and is asking when to smash

@adhdeanasl Swinging stakes and braided garlic trip wires!

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#monsterdon oh ick

can't a man have a drink without every single camera man trying to interrupt him? #monsterdon

he's stuck! #monsterdon

That was quick. Too much of a buildup I suppose. #Monsterdon

So Nosferatu has a foot fetish. But we don't kinkshame here. #monsterdon

After the movie I direct you all to listen to "Rats In My Room", a classic novelty song from long ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beQc-WDMnow

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#Monsterdon Choral music is the Herzog version of Danny Elfman.

more like drankula #monsterdon

I'm sorry, the fangs are doing nothing for me

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Kinda wishing there had been an A-Team type prep montage as Lucy rigged up a Home Alone-level series of traps for Drac
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#Monsterdon Maybe that was a requirement of the three weed-smoking girlfriends Dracula has in the books

Nosferatu over here starin through the window like "hey sup do you have any consecrated host I can not borrow"?

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@Taweret "Like airplanes in the midnight sky, like shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now🎶 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Respects boundaries, takes time with foreplay. Bro is a walking green flag. Suuuure he is an undead monster but nobody's perfect

how much garlic juice can you put into your blood in advance anyway?

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#Monsterdon Becoming bat-bait was your cunning plan?

Although she seems very, er, enthusiastic bait.

#Monsterdon Lucy makes juicy noises when tapped. That’s perfect. She’s like a blood-filled Faygo can. I dig it.

So much symbolism im this town square scene #Monsterdon

@north No wonder he is without love.

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Kinski's hands aren't as pale as his head, but Lucy's thighs are as pale as the rest of her.

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#Monsterdon oh there we go

That is a lovely throat though #monsterdon

@aprilfollies although TBH I feel like symbolism is too sophisticated for #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You know you complimented her neck so I assumed you'd like... go for that part first instead of rolling up her nightgown.

Sprinkling food crumbs all over the floor is a good way to get rats in your house, holy wafers or not.

In case you need more rats. 🐀🐀🐀

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Ok I'm liking the logic here, using blessed crackers to keep the vampire away from jonathan like a salt barrier, smart. Docking points for leaving the window open and unprotected. Come on witches, all points of Entry we know this!

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Who's the bigger monster here, Dracula or the Black Death? #monsterdon

sir? sir, i'm gonna need you to not. #monsterdon

@aprilfollies If you could gush for the last hour and 38 minutes that would be great, thank you

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"NOTHING HAPPENS OUTSIDE THE FIELD OF THE LENS."

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“It is certainly not the plague.”

Let me fix that for you, Van Helsing: “You were right. I was wrong.”

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The creaking deserves its own sound award. #Monsterdon

I don't know about you, but I also enjoy scattering rose leaves around my bedding.

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How do you even get that many rats? And blonde rats?

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@cheribaker Let's hope you can get them from Amazon too #monsterdon

Dracula standing in the window like that is very gender wow #monsterdon

@cheribaker Oh sure, AAA batteries, old deck of playing cards, half-dead flashlight, consecrated host. #Monsterdon

What the hell is she doing
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#Monsterdon We all heed the cry of the cock. It’s called work, Lucy. Look it up you Victorian strumpet! ;) So so much cock.

Oh yeah forgot Drac was still around #monsterdon