And thus began the coffin fashion Wars

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I have to admit, in all vampire media I've watched, I've never seen someone talk themselves out of getting their neck bit like Lucy just did. #monsterdon

@sean I feel that is a euphemism involving zippers? #Monsterdon

She’s surprisingly unfazed by Nos. #Monsterdon

literally how the joker escapes arkham asylum every time

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this is what i'm talking about, dracula trying to make more draculas. good initiative. need a little work on the approach, but good on you for taking the no and leaving immediately, even if the no was from jesus. keep that up and you'll have a pal in no time #Monsterdon

now if they hadn't put the bats in slowmo I wouldn't have noticed the second one has a boner so really they have themselves to blame for that. #Monsterdon

@rallias Sir, this is a vampire. #Monsterdon

I think someone unable to cast a reflection should not be able to cast a shadow either. Just in principle.

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@ramsey @Victorsigmoid I'm just sat here waiting for her to break out into some Within Temptation music.

Is "Children of the Night" a Within Temptation cover band?

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"Death is not everything. It's so over rated."
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lucy was kinda badass right there. good job, ma'am. #monsterdon

Cue the Monty Python sketch

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This movie has a German director all right. #monsterdon

Lucy has a bit of a dark Gillian Anderson vibe, and I dig it.
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#Monsterdon damn that was badass Lucy

#Monsterdon Good night.

"we could be a beautiful thruple.."

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this dude really inviting himself to their couple like, are you gonna find out if they're into that first, sir? #monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith The Society of Nosferatu of Latter-Day Vampyres?

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we could be a vampire throuple it would be great #monsterdon

@paco Rudy invites himself into Broat's daughter's hotel room (2022, colorized)

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I guess he has no problem crossing over any threshold he feels like crossing #monsterdon

"Finally, this one gets it!" thought Dracula, hanging out with Lucy in her bedroom.

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The reflection of the shadow was an awesome effect #monsterdon

#Monsterdon did... did she just turn him down for a threesome

This scene with the shadow entrance, but then they talk #monsterdon

Yeah where's that whole needing to being invited in thing?

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#monsterdon Well, stranger appearing and discussing metaphysics for sure is someone's jam

#monsterdon okay the shadow plus not reflecting affect and camerawork at 1:16:00 or so is very good.

"Death is inevitable"

Girl that is SO hot we have SO much in common. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Death is overwhelming. Eventually we are all earth." Lucy is really laying on the goth girl schtick

oh shit he's weaponized his laughter now! #Monsterdon

@akamran seriously its magnificent #monsterdon

Dude, it's customary to knock first #monsterdon

Drac, she's more hard core than you.

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jo-NAH-thans?

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Poor Dracula is just like us, carrying his own luggage by himself, no one to help him, I bet next time he will learn his lesson and pack light, carry on only. #Monsterdon

So, Dracula’s shadow can appear in mirrors, even though Dracula cannot? #Monsterdon

Okay, the shadow play there was very well done.

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@apLundell the asylum orderly of Seville buckles all those who do not buckle themselves

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Same girl.
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@catzilla

No kidding. That sounds like a plague ship they should have burned out in the harbor.

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Why do these ppl have such delayed reactions??? #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

Oooooooo the nosferatu shadow!
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#Monsterdon Rude to hold a wake when Harker’s still alive. At least they brought flowers.

Wait, did drac just invite himself in?

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He's the palest Vulcan #monsterdon

Okay, 💯 to the movie there. That was a neat sequence.

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"...I'm Count Dracula. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this."

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Don't know what Jonathan dinked, but he is wasted!
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"I'm just gonna tear the head off. The bit is there's a guy here." #monsterdon

I like that - the shadow is in the mirror but no Dracula ...

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scrooge looking in on cratchet christmas dinner #monsterdon

Well, there /was/ alot of lead in everything back then 😅

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Sure, you move to a new country only to realize nobody is there to help you unpack. #Monsterdon

big vamp out on the city! kick in the dad-rock montage and get the blood straw out #monsterdon

Great shadow work. #Monsterdon

oh ok van helsing is just here for a scene #monsterdon

He's hanging around outside hoping to eat Tiny Tim.

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These people are not very bright. A random boat full of rats and dead people and they do not suspect anything potentially dangerous. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Spouse is angrily demanding the return of the hat. 🎩

Well that's a fine howdy do 🤨

*canned laughter*

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Aha so Lucy *does* have emotional range after all

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I'm sorry Lucy, but my brain didn't parse that question at all, so you can just cut away #monsterdon

A Drac in Amsterdam #Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew

Purely investment properties. No need to clutter them up with dirt and coffins.

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@thankfulmachine He's probably just Scottish. #monsterdon

brain fever brain fever
we know how to do it 🎵

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"The sun is hurting me."

SAME

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The horses in these scenes. All I can think of is Monty Python "You've got 2 'avs of a coconut and you're just bangin em togeva". The sounds are not realistic.
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#Monsterdon Does this doctor diagnose everyone with “fever” and call it a day?

Oh no, he already did the once if by land AND the twice if by sea, if only he could pass on his warning.

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*coconuts clapping together foley*
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@amyfou he's not heavy, he's my slumber 🎶 #Monsterdon

someone please give lucy something to wear, like look at that blue thing compared to this lovely crimson velvet outfit. the piping is nice but it has long sleeve under short sleeve energy #monsterdon

“I have a package for a Lucy Harker. It appears to be one man, in poor condition. Please sign here.”

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But those might be the same to chestnut carriage horses we saw in the opening shots. Their blazes are right on!

Who went and put a cemetary on some sand dunes by the ocean? Where they looking to have the coffins exposed by erosion? What the heck? #Monsterdon

"is it possible we are so insane that we will all wake up in straightjackets?"

Very Herzog dialogue there

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That's gotta be a deconsecrated church. Gotta be.

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#Monsterdon Post office, delivering one disorderly and slightly deranged husband. Who doesn’t recognize his wife, who promptly faints. Very helpful.

so this plague ridden ship just pulled up, and now we have this obviously ill man here for you, open up! #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds I would visit this novelty tourist attraction.

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Dracula gets triumphant music for hiding his coffin

I feel validated in my decision to always root for the monster

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So why'd Drac go through all the trouble of buying a house if he's just gonna put coffins in random graveyards to chill in? #monsterdon

The horse gallops make me think of coconut halves #monsterdon

And Nosferatu Claus completed his task in just one night. Now all the towns children are in for a fright. Hee hee hee!
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#monsterdon Carrying his own devices instead of using slave labor respect man

Clearly this coffin unloading scene took place during the longshoremens' strike

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I wonder how they made that coffin so light that Klaus could easily carry it even with the prosthetic nails.

He has to schlep his own coffins?!?! What kind of aristocrat is this?!?!?!

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@berniethewordsmith I kinda like it, it's the Drac's Cozy New Home Musical Score :D #Monsterdon

How did they get coconuts over there #monsterdon #nosferatu1979

just how did he get all those flies in the box? at least he didn't pull it out of the toilet...that I know of. #Monsterdon

Yes obviously, hide these coffins in the place where they would most make sense to be, but I can't stay. :blobconfused: :confused_numbers:

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@Sorl that checks! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Not gonna lie, love the ambience but feeling skeptical about the cottagecore music

Oh great. Now Dracula has to cart all these coffins ashore by himself from the middle of town to his new house.
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I love this whimsical orchestra music that’s playing as Dracula carries these coffins through the town at night. What a montage. Bravo, Herzog! Bravo! 👏 #Monsterdon