Actually getting Vibes to match whatever that steampunk assassin game for setting... Rats, plauge, now with more vampire π§ββοΈ
Edit: The game Is Dishonored
#Monsterdon Van Helsing getting shown the door. Wow.
LUCY HARKER, VAMPIRE SLAYER #Monsterdon
Herzog just outlined the real horror of life: nobody listens to the woman.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Oh god it's the corn-- I mean WHEAT speech from the book. that was like completely unhinged
This human doctor is insufficient, we need The Doctor, to expose that this is all a cybermen plot.
#monsterdon Extremely conflicted on how well Nosferatu represents my confusion when I visit new places
Oh Renfield, you wacky nut. #Monsterdon
"I know the reason. I know the reason. I know the reason!"
Ok, Ok, just say it, would you?
#Monsterdon
You think we'll get an opera in this one? #Monsterdon
I want what they have.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Give it up lady, no one listens to women in the 1800's.
#Monsterdon
#nosferatu
I'm kinda digging Lucy being the one with the initiative at this stage of the plot, not gonna lie.
Enough people die, they'll rise, and we'll be singing "THRILLER! THRILLER, THROUGH THE NIGHT!"
ooh synchronized coffin marching. A thankfully long forgotten past time β°οΈ
When you're the only one masking at a public event #monsterdon
#monsterdon Dudes need to start listening to Lucy
This sequence with Adjani and Kinski by the vanity is the gothiest shit ever, I love it #Monsterdon
You know I don't personally know how difficult it is to parallel park a ship but I'd say that's pretty damn decent for a guy who's asleep at the wheel. #Monsterdon
the surreality of this paulbearer scene is amazing #monsterdon
What? I missed why everyone's dead including horses. Instant plague? Like less than 24 hours?
Bring out your dead! #monsterdon
"But covid isn't real!" #monsterdon #nosferatu1979
Lucy is changing her name to Cassandra
@rberlim she got his number! I said... is this thing on? #Monsterdon
Omg! The way he scampers away. I love him. Everyone else is in a German Dracula while he's in It's Always Sunny in Wismar.
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
Renfield is a stan #monsterdon
good thing this town had so many undertakers
The coffin processions shot is great #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon lazy horse is taking a nap.
@OldRustBucket I dunno I think Lucy might have tried to work out a deal to become the 10th Nazgul first
"I like long walks at night along the canal"
#Monsterdon NO!!! POOR HORSE
Little coffin snakes
"Where have I gone wrong?"
world's slowest game of multiplayer snake
More exposition! :blob_book:
#Monsterdon π§ β°οΈ π¦ π©ΈπΈοΈ π±
OMG Renfield's tiny HOP SURPRISE was awesome!
#Monsterdon Was Renfield trying to imitate a cat? I've seen people push their cats off like that.
In a way, Dracula represents the primitive accumulation necessary for capitalism's spread. In his lands, he has extracted to the point of requiring expansion, but the extraction is also what makes the expansion possible #Monsterdon
I can easily see Lucy as Eowyn ready to take on the witch king. #monsterdon
@ranjit everyone has a cold? --dad #Monsterdon
Renfield can still be seen scrambling along the canals of Amsterdam, laughing maniacally, and chasing flies. #Monsterdon
Something about the cry of the cock? I think I missed a few words there.
"Oh, fuck... I have a servant? And it's... HIM?"
@diazona YOLO
Maybe we cut down on the out-loud gothic horror book readings while Jonathan recovers. #monsterdon
Next time I donβt feel like socializing I will tell people I have a brain fever #Monsterdon
Oh, so now the goths are going to fight over Jon boy. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon "the consecrated host" omg are we gonna throw jesus crackers at dracula
#Monsterdon I dunno it's pretty clear Dracula is bi I think a guy could distract him too
Do you want vampire Kaiju? Because that's how you get vampire π§ββοΈ Kaiju!
@fabio Vulcan plak tou? #Monsterdon
wow, she really put the count to run!
#monsterdon
Lucy is gorgeous and I want to kiss her. #Monsterdon
Renfield ya goof! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π§ β°οΈ π¦ π©ΈπΈοΈ π±
Lucy 1, Nasferatu, 0
Black coffins are the bad guys and white coffins are the good guys, did I get that right?
#nosferatu Ladies, if he
Rarely redecorates
Feels a bit lost in a new city
Respects your boundaries
Is passionate about discussing the futility of life and love
He may be Nosferatu, but let's be honest, you have seen worse #monsterdon
into phantoms of the NII-IIII-IIIIII-II-IIIIIGHT
Brain fever! #monsterdon
And thus began the coffin fashion Wars
I have to admit, in all vampire media I've watched, I've never seen someone talk themselves out of getting their neck bit like Lucy just did. #monsterdon
@sean I feel that is a euphemism involving zippers? #Monsterdon
Sheβs surprisingly unfazed by Nos. #Monsterdon
literally how the joker escapes arkham asylum every time
this is what i'm talking about, dracula trying to make more draculas. good initiative. need a little work on the approach, but good on you for taking the no and leaving immediately, even if the no was from jesus. keep that up and you'll have a pal in no time #Monsterdon
now if they hadn't put the bats in slowmo I wouldn't have noticed the second one has a boner so really they have themselves to blame for that. #Monsterdon
@rallias Sir, this is a vampire. #Monsterdon
I think someone unable to cast a reflection should not be able to cast a shadow either. Just in principle.
@ramsey @Victorsigmoid I'm just sat here waiting for her to break out into some Within Temptation music.
Is "Children of the Night" a Within Temptation cover band?
"Death is not everything. It's so over rated."
#Monsterdon #NosferatuTheVampyre
lucy was kinda badass right there. good job, ma'am. #monsterdon
Cue the Monty Python sketch
This movie has a German director all right. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon damn that was badass Lucy
#Monsterdon Good night.
"we could be a beautiful thruple.."
this dude really inviting himself to their couple like, are you gonna find out if they're into that first, sir? #monsterdon
@berniethewordsmith The Society of Nosferatu of Latter-Day Vampyres?
we could be a vampire throuple it would be great #monsterdon
@paco Rudy invites himself into Broat's daughter's hotel room (2022, colorized)
I guess he has no problem crossing over any threshold he feels like crossing #monsterdon
"Finally, this one gets it!" thought Dracula, hanging out with Lucy in her bedroom.
The reflection of the shadow was an awesome effect #monsterdon
#Monsterdon did... did she just turn him down for a threesome
Yeah where's that whole needing to being invited in thing?
#monsterdon Well, stranger appearing and discussing metaphysics for sure is someone's jam
#monsterdon okay the shadow plus not reflecting affect and camerawork at 1:16:00 or so is very good.
"Death is inevitable"
Girl that is SO hot we have SO much in common. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "Death is overwhelming. Eventually we are all earth." Lucy is really laying on the goth girl schtick
oh shit he's weaponized his laughter now! #Monsterdon
@akamran seriously its magnificent #monsterdon
Dude, it's customary to knock first #monsterdon
Drac, she's more hard core than you.
jo-NAH-thans?
Poor Dracula is just like us, carrying his own luggage by himself, no one to help him, I bet next time he will learn his lesson and pack light, carry on only. #Monsterdon
So, Draculaβs shadow can appear in mirrors, even though Dracula cannot? #Monsterdon