Well that sucks #monsterdon

@chrisamaphone i think we got a pass in the first couple minutes? or have they all been about men? #monsterdon #BechdelStatusUnclear

#monsterdon didn't even clean the area before giving an injection smh

so many opportunities to pass a bechdel test, implausibly squandered #monsterdon

It's only been 15 minutes since the halfway mark, a lot of progress here.

And we're splitting the party? Jeez. Good thing these weird commune types are so trustworthy

#Monsterdon

Hm. Strawberry Jell-o shots would have worked for this film too.

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Who wants to do the scientist Halloween costume with me this year?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

"I'm not crazy—I just don't give a fuck!"

Okay, not a bad line.

#Monsterdon

sam's got moxy, i respect that

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"An E ticket attraction."

Never split the party!! #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Are the only boobs I'm gonna get in this 1980s film plastic? #monsterdon

miss white there is planning something, and i can't wait to find out what it is. #monsterdon

Mall cops were different back in the old days #monsterdon

"You won't believe what we want from you. In your worst nightmares you won't believe."

Uh did girl in the 80s, I'm pretty sure she knows *exactly* what you want. (I was going to make a silence of the lambs reference, but this movie predates the book by 3 years apparently?)

#Monsterdon

The science guys think the girls are just looting? Too bad they don't have a bullhorn or something. Better quietly search each store.

#Monsterdon

Some anime super-villain has taken residence in the shopping mall. #Monsterdon

Fuck the police.
"I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous."
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Brand new, clean chains
They were at least treated well

#monsterdon

Bye Willie. You and your monogrammed smoking jacket were too pure for this world. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

omg was that one henchguy wearing three pairs of banana sunglasses
#monsterdon

Do you think that guy was forklift certified #Monsterdon ☄️

Zombie stockboy sounds like a Batman villian at this point

#Monsterdon

Sam is shaking now :( #monsterdon

Mall security finally showed up. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

again, not the time for one-liners, Samantha #monsterdon

Want hear it again ?
This time with a fart hahahaha

#monsterdon

@ricci

I've actually used "E" tickets.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

That was a good mannequin fakeout, like they're playing Prop Hunt #monsterdon

You could just say it was a dead Mall jeez

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

so regina is racist and sam is homophobic,

cool

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He called the mall a "Shopping Arcade"? Is he like Monty Burns or born in 1899 or something? #Monsterdon

"shopping arcade"?

#monsterdon

Plot twist!

"What we want you wouldn't believe."

So you're not going to tell us? Come on. You know you're going to tell us.

#Monsterdon

Yeah - those church bells are pretty scary noises

#monsterdon
#NightOfTheComet

Loss of memery.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

We don't watch enough post-apocalyptic #monsterdon films depicting retail therapy

One of my all time favorite villain lines #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Diegetic 80s music! #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

This is the most ridiculous "gun battle" I've seen in a while. Why are these guys even gunning for these two women in the first place?

#Monsterdon

Damn paperboy is a undead little freak.
ADR jokes? Really? You don't need those movie.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@catzilla Definitely a mystery

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@jonny Big sis Regina was trying to cheer up [Samantha] since [Samantha]'s crush was probably dead. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

"Just a few days ago, we were only stock boys! Now we own the store!"

OMG I WAS SO CLOSE LOLOLOLOL

#Monsterdon

"E-ticket attraction" now THERE'S a dated phrase

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Oh excuse me, stock lad at Macy's #Monsterdon

omfg. OMFG i was not expecting that but it does explain a lot #monsterdon

this is so different than an apocalypse movie in the 60s, it doesn't try and engage at all with like 'what are people going to do after the apocalypse' or 'why did it happen' or really anything to do with the apocalypse. there has really only been like 30 seconds of distress of any kind, not even any monologues to god. #monsterdon

you were stockboys and the apocalypse happened and you stayed at your workplace? what a bunch of losers lol

#monsterdon

Well at least the crazy people are having a rational reaction to the Apocalypse

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Cold man, ice cold shooting your own guy.

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My evil villain name is Monologio. #monsterdon

He's the boss, because he's the only one who can hit anything.

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What was the 1980s version of Reddit because that's where these dweebs came from #Monsterdon ☄️

"I'm not crazy I just don't give a fuck!"

Okay, that was the most metal thing you've done yet, video store employee.

#Monsterdon

So these guy's plan was to ride out the apocalypse in a women's clothing store?
#Monsterdon

Well at least he's honest #monsterdon

The Dharma initiative decided to show up, finally #monsterdon

(I called that he was gonna shoot his own guy)
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"shoot the hostage"
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ok so i missed the first fifteen minutes of the movie do we know who these maze logo guys are? #monsterdon

This definitely would've been a drone shot if the movie were made today #monsterdon

Merry Christmas! From our undead family to yours.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

sir, you better leave this girl alone. both she and her sister are capable of icing YOU. #monsterdon

I feel like this bad guy just woke up today at the video store, saw everyone was dead and said, "It's time to be a bad guy" and then found a smoking jacket and a gun.

#Monsterdon

Mall Badass costume by Hugo Boss. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Time to take the high ground? Uhh, that's some obi wan shit!
#monsterdon

These turkeys are trying to be evil Devo?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Rule #1: Henchmen are disposable.

#Monsterdon

Oh, so NOW he can aim? #Monsterdon

@Taweret I wonder if the zombies would wear sunglasses in a darkened mall

#Monsterdon

NO NOT THE TAPE PLAYER
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He's not crazy, he just can't see shit inside with those sunglasses!

#Monsterdon

These zombies are kinda ineffectual, ain't they? Can be thwarted by thrown shoes & groin kicks?

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I don't understand. One minute they're shooting to kill, then the next minute it's all capture and negotiate. #monsterdon

Maybe their aim would be better if they didn't wear sunglasses inside a dark mall #monsterdon

That's Willy #monsterdon

I love her little "Ta-da!" dance after kneeing the asshole in the balls xD

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I wonder if his name is Willy.

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Damn he looks cool in that shot.
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AND she twirls at 'em. sam, you are amazing. #monsterdon

Ta-da! #Monsterdon

So are these wannabe bastard mall cops protozombies or what they look normal but are wearing sunglasses in the dark what are they hiding? #Monsterdon

I swear I've seen that logo before, like, on The Noun Project

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"...the maze is not for you"

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I love how badguys in movies like this just have infinite bullets to shoot at mannequins and shit.

#Monsterdon

"Daddy would have gotten us uzis."
"The car didn't know the difference."
Conversations we have all had.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

What the fuck is the head Mall baddie dressed as?

#monsterdon

LA JC Penneys was stocking bulletproof couches in the 80s. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@CactuarJoe I'd be surprised if those raiders managed to hit anything, as they chose to wear sunglasses in a dimly lit room, really.

#monsterdon

You can tell her dad's in the army because he taught her Spray 'n' Pray #Monsterdon

It bothers me tremendously that none of the shots of the evil scientists' maze logo holds on it long enough for me to solve it

#Monsterdon

Wow, good thing there was a sofa to take shelter behind. #monsterdon

My daddy also trained me to throw shoes.

#Monsterdon

So, there's a shoot out in the mall.
But there is music, too.
#Monsterdon

Checkov's Fashion Model.

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gun vs shoe vs couch fight, perfect #monsterdon

How did they make the sciency scenes so boring? #monsterdon

Was that mannequin rigged with explosives?

#Monsterdon

Oh, I know. They can pretend to be mannequins!

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet