@jonny Big sis Regina was trying to cheer up [Samantha] since [Samantha]'s crush was probably dead. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

"Just a few days ago, we were only stock boys! Now we own the store!"

OMG I WAS SO CLOSE LOLOLOLOL

#Monsterdon

"E-ticket attraction" now THERE'S a dated phrase

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Oh excuse me, stock lad at Macy's #Monsterdon

omfg. OMFG i was not expecting that but it does explain a lot #monsterdon

this is so different than an apocalypse movie in the 60s, it doesn't try and engage at all with like 'what are people going to do after the apocalypse' or 'why did it happen' or really anything to do with the apocalypse. there has really only been like 30 seconds of distress of any kind, not even any monologues to god. #monsterdon

you were stockboys and the apocalypse happened and you stayed at your workplace? what a bunch of losers lol

#monsterdon

Well at least the crazy people are having a rational reaction to the Apocalypse

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Cold man, ice cold shooting your own guy.

#Monsterdon

My evil villain name is Monologio. #monsterdon

He's the boss, because he's the only one who can hit anything.

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What was the 1980s version of Reddit because that's where these dweebs came from #Monsterdon ☄️

"I'm not crazy I just don't give a fuck!"

Okay, that was the most metal thing you've done yet, video store employee.

#Monsterdon

So these guy's plan was to ride out the apocalypse in a women's clothing store?
#Monsterdon

Well at least he's honest #monsterdon

The Dharma initiative decided to show up, finally #monsterdon

(I called that he was gonna shoot his own guy)
#monsterdon

I kind of love Wille The Zombie Stock Boy #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

"shoot the hostage"
#monsterdon

ok so i missed the first fifteen minutes of the movie do we know who these maze logo guys are? #monsterdon

This definitely would've been a drone shot if the movie were made today #monsterdon

Merry Christmas! From our undead family to yours.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

sir, you better leave this girl alone. both she and her sister are capable of icing YOU. #monsterdon

I feel like this bad guy just woke up today at the video store, saw everyone was dead and said, "It's time to be a bad guy" and then found a smoking jacket and a gun.

#Monsterdon

Mall Badass costume by Hugo Boss. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Time to take the high ground? Uhh, that's some obi wan shit!
#monsterdon

These turkeys are trying to be evil Devo?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Rule #1: Henchmen are disposable.

#Monsterdon

Oh, so NOW he can aim? #Monsterdon

@Taweret I wonder if the zombies would wear sunglasses in a darkened mall

#Monsterdon

NO NOT THE TAPE PLAYER
#monsterdon

He's not crazy, he just can't see shit inside with those sunglasses!

#Monsterdon

These zombies are kinda ineffectual, ain't they? Can be thwarted by thrown shoes & groin kicks?

#monsterdon

I don't understand. One minute they're shooting to kill, then the next minute it's all capture and negotiate. #monsterdon

Maybe their aim would be better if they didn't wear sunglasses inside a dark mall #monsterdon

That's Willy #monsterdon

I love her little "Ta-da!" dance after kneeing the asshole in the balls xD

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

I wonder if his name is Willy.

#monsterdon

Damn he looks cool in that shot.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

AND she twirls at 'em. sam, you are amazing. #monsterdon

So are these wannabe bastard mall cops protozombies or what they look normal but are wearing sunglasses in the dark what are they hiding? #Monsterdon

Ta-da! #Monsterdon

I swear I've seen that logo before, like, on The Noun Project

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

suppressive fire is one thing but you can't be blind firing at full auto in the apocalypse unless you were the first person to raid the sporting goods store #monsterdon

"...the maze is not for you"

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

I love how badguys in movies like this just have infinite bullets to shoot at mannequins and shit.

#Monsterdon

"Daddy would have gotten us uzis."
"The car didn't know the difference."
Conversations we have all had.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

What the fuck is the head Mall baddie dressed as?

#monsterdon

Uh oh. He's wearing fingerless gloves in the 80s—he's a bad guy.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I'd be surprised if those raiders managed to hit anything, as they chose to wear sunglasses in a dimly lit room, really.

#monsterdon

LA JC Penneys was stocking bulletproof couches in the 80s. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

You can tell her dad's in the army because he taught her Spray 'n' Pray #Monsterdon

It bothers me tremendously that none of the shots of the evil scientists' maze logo holds on it long enough for me to solve it

#Monsterdon

A machine gun fight in a shopping mall is the 80s equivalent of the millennial Makarov fight in the grocery store

#monsterdon

Wow, good thing there was a sofa to take shelter behind. #monsterdon

My daddy also trained me to throw shoes.

#Monsterdon

Checkov's Fashion Model.

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So, there's a shoot out in the mall.
But there is music, too.
#Monsterdon

gun vs shoe vs couch fight, perfect #monsterdon

How did they make the sciency scenes so boring? #monsterdon

Was that mannequin rigged with explosives?

#Monsterdon

Hey maybe actually take advantage of your sister's distraction and shoot the guys that are shooting at her?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Oh, I know. They can pretend to be mannequins!

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Poor trigger discipline on these Raider thugs. #Monsterdon

Director: "OK, shoot the gun lots, it's all blanks. We'll just blow up the glass, we can't afford to destroy those high fashion purses. They have to be back to Nordstrom's by 8"

#monsterdon

Hi #monsterdon feed, this is your reminder that repeating racist claims used in stochastic terrorism, even as a joke, still helps reify them!

okay, points to sam too. these ladies can have whatever they want in this mall. #monsterdon

@allanb Yeah, I heard that one too.

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As we all know, people from Taft High School are notoriously horrible people, except for Paul Morgan. #Monsterdon

Not the purses! Those are vintage!

#Monsterdon

reggie once again proving how incredible she is. #monsterdon

Zombie Pet Shop Boys time #Monsterdon

What Jon Cryer not available?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Watch out, bros! My daddy is a green beret and I've got a gun that even a housewife can use.

#Monsterdon

Nice apocalyptic shopping montage #monsterdon

If he didn't come on to you he's gay.

I went from loving this movie to hating it in <30 s.

#Monsterdon

@blue I figured he was more of an ancap

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The real monster was the guys we met hanging out in the womens' department all along

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "We have Cyndi Lauper at home..."

I wish we have Techmoan around. He would have a blast with all this 80s sound gear!
#monsterdon

@lytta If you could choose to be in the woods with a man or a zombie...

#Monsterdon

Oh good a libertarian survived #Monsterdon

time for a fight in evening wear. i'm into this as well. #monsterdon

Oh they must be evil: sunglasses inside?
#Monsterdon

Ugh, moral panic, stay in the 80s please.

#monsterdon

WOMP WOMP #monsterdon #nightofthecomet at least no AIDS jokes yet though

"What if Hector's gay?"

With *those* pants!?

#monsterdon

That was *not* Cyndi Lauper, so the cost to have someone cover it probably wasn't too bad?

#Monsterdon

Sam, c'mon. #Monsterdon

This just attained a whole other level of creepy.... with another aspect of the Walking Dead.

The monsters are kind of a joke. But people after the apocalypse are assholes.

#Monsterdon

Me in a post-apoc shopping montage, but it's just me picking through the garbage in the plus size section with my usual ennui #Monsterdon

This guy isn't a zombie and he probably still eats cats.

#monsterdon

Shopping mall floor cleaners oh no

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Even in the apocalypse there will be creeps. #monsterdon

@socketwench I've counted at least 2 Diet Pepsi product placements in #NightOfTheComet #Monsterdon

Usually they explain the rules about zombies early in a zombie movie.

#monsterdon

welp, 4chan survived

#monsterdon

oh no creepy dudes. OH NO CREEPY DUDES, MUCH WORSE THAN ZOMBIES #monsterdon

@lytta EXTREMELY relatable. #monsterdon

Yeah, that was going a little too well huh #Monsterdon