#Monsterdon The symbols on that table look like the plastic pieces that you used to need to put a 45 record on a 33-speed spindle. Anyone?
They don't make keyboards like that any more. #Monsterdon ☄️
Clearly that was an IBM Model M. Those keyboards _can_ knock someone out!
Thanks for turning that off
i'm gonna break you in a minute, sire. #monsterdon
Oh well now I finally understand why Dr. White was acting so weird all this time! #monsterdon
I appreciate how mealy-mouthed these villains are. Throw a chair at them, Reg :D #Monsterdon
As that guy's voice faded in the distance I swear it started sounding like "QUACK quack quaaaaack quack quack..."
The scientist maze has no solution, lame
An adult human body contains around 5 liters of blood, so 300ml is a fairly small fraction of that. #monsterdon
Is Samantha really dead??? Awwww. She reminded me of my HS GF.
#monsterdon Killed with the Model M
Ahhh, yes. The zombie's insatiable desire for shades.
Serious shout out to Audrey for doing something ethical at the end despite it being super fucked up. #monsterdon
...This movie is pretty dark huh
Oh my god "slowly realizing the authority figure you're trapped with is succumbing to zombie plague/demon/whatever" is one of my favourite horror tropes #Monsterdon ☄️
Never mind. I guess not. #Monsterdon
If she was gonna die anyway in 48 hours, why did they waste resources killing her with some kind of injection? #monsterdon
I think we're due for another zombie jump scare.
#Monsterdon
@SRLevine There was so much of that attitude back then. Alas. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
This movie is getting so dark and she is asking all the right questions
Audrey is a sympathetic character but she keeps giving me Melania vibes #monsterdon
Bwahaha seriously wipe the blood on her shirt
Ok ok, message received 😂
OMG why does that one evil lady scientist remind me of Kristen Schaal?
Also, I love that "evil lady scientist" doesn't narrow it down that much in this movie #Monsterdon ☄️
Hector sure has an interesting sense of romance. #monsterdon
"I love working with kids"
Oh nice o_o #Monsterdon
i love working with kids
*gets the biggest needle in several weeks of #monsterdon *
I'm starting to think that wearing sunglasses in this movie is the opposite of cool
ominous twitching #monsterdon
OMG the bodies are full of Koolaid. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
Just wipe the blood on your jumpsuit, yeah. It'll be fine.
#monsterdon WHY ARE THEY PUTTING ON FANCY DRESS CLOTHES.
(we are delayed..)
Zombie stock boys with delusions of grandeur.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
"...and can you please turn off that damn dot matrix printer"
come on pal, roll out the question about the turtle already
"What I'd give to have hair like that."
Well, it only takes 3 hours in makeup.. including the perm...
DIABEETUS
Universe, movie. Yikes.
Boy what I would give to have hair like that...me too lady, me too #Monsterdon
is this the Bechdel pass????????? #monsterdon #nightofthecomet
Death by interview
@chrisamaphone Sammy and Reggy talked about their mom when they first got back together #monsterdon
Like you just saw a zombie kid and your whole family is dead, on the way back you decide you need to get a Santa Claus costume, because the evil zombies and whatnot....
Wait? So, the protagonist is now the scientist lady? #Monsterdon
Team Audrey. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
#monsterdon ...it wasn't me
Are those kids congregating in the open doorway of a top secret interrogation room? #monsterdon
"...do they write these questions down for you?"
have y'ever played air hockey on a table this big before?
Well some of the adults in this movie are making sense
the curvy couch of eternal slumber
Interviewer is fully zombo #monsterdon
Bye White. You were one of the good ones. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
RIP Audrey White. this movie's true hero. #monsterdon
"...do you think the saxophone dispels some of the tension?"
"Nah, it's cool."
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uh oh Bill Cosby moment
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@ricci Bold of you to assume there is a theme
If I found out my family, and everyone I ever knew, was dead, I would definitely find a Santa Claus costume and drive hours back to someone I wanted to sleep with, I don't even think I'm kidding
So, it's airborne - being in a steel shelter only delays the effect. They're all doomed.
@nev I think the killing somehow makes her sexier in an academic way? Like who doesn't occasionally want to kill their coauthors over an experimental design?
Drugs. The theme of this movie is drugs, isn't it?
It's airborne? D:
oh apparently she's Audrey #monsterdon
Also yeah she euthanized Sam but in the kindest way possible, I guess :(
...Ma'am you're supposed to evacuate the syringe BEFORE you put it in the-- well, I suppose it won't matter in a minute here :/ #Monsterdon
@strangefour It's LA, sounds about right
aw, miss white! oh no!
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so like, apocalypse checklist. defensible space. supplies. lines of contact. means of signaling distress. santa costume. briefcase of injectables of some kind #monsterdon
WHAT is that neon art thing on the wall behind him wow what in the hell #monsterdon #nightofthecomet
I have been informed that the scientist's name tag says White, so I'm now going to call her White Scientist #monsterdon
he just says hi. gotta love it. #monsterdon
Santa Claus is gonna get Old Yellered #Monsterdon
One thing I DO love about this movie is the two main characters are women. The guys are kind of incidental props.
okay, hector's kinda nice. i guess i take back (some) of my unkind thoughts. #monsterdon
Seriously the all the male scientists are just Supporting Cast for her at this point
My first thought was "not even the apocalypse can stop fucking SantaCon" #Monsterdon ☄️
@paco For sure, I think the zombies' kill count is only at one.
WTAF? Science lady is a stone cold killer.
Does it count as a serial killer if the methodology differs?
This movie just keeps getting weirder.
I'm really not surprised that lady scientist is a ruthless killer she's already done all the math and knows it's over
ho ho hold the fuck up what is happening
Santa's radio DJ is saying "FM" but the radio is only AM.
@lytta her name tag says White #monsterdon
I like the women in this movie.
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So I think surviving humans have killed way more than the zombies. #monsterdon
oh this dude totally hung out on 8chan
Good shot, that lady :D #Monsterdon
BTW does Science Brunette have a name? #monsterdon
oscar silverman, RIP
#monsterdon
of course not.
HA!
#monsterdon
Rip in pieces Oscar
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
Bye Oscar. Consider this your last performance review. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
Now who's the monster?
@lytta for the love of god please please please #monsterdon
wtf, movie. Yeesh.
I enjoy hearing the scientists talk about what teenagers do and the existence of shopping malls as if they're anthropologists or something #monsterdon
@nebkor Wow, that's saying something. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
@nev Particular bulletin boards and/or Usenet newsgroups had the equivalent of those subreddits. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
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#monsterdon OOHHH okay I guess she didn't really need to, huh?
Oh fuck. Creepy incels survived the end of the world.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet
this is like a less coherent "Repo Man"
ok no she made her sleep because she hates this and is tricking the guy supervising her. calling it now. I HOPE??? #monsterdon