"...do they write these questions down for you?"

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have y'ever played air hockey on a table this big before?

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Well some of the adults in this movie are making sense

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the curvy couch of eternal slumber

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Interviewer is fully zombo #monsterdon

Bye White. You were one of the good ones. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

RIP Audrey White. this movie's true hero. #monsterdon

"...do you think the saxophone dispels some of the tension?"
"Nah, it's cool."

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uh oh Bill Cosby moment
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If I found out my family, and everyone I ever knew, was dead, I would definitely find a Santa Claus costume and drive hours back to someone I wanted to sleep with, I don't even think I'm kidding

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@ricci Bold of you to assume there is a theme

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So, it's airborne - being in a steel shelter only delays the effect. They're all doomed.

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@nev I think the killing somehow makes her sexier in an academic way? Like who doesn't occasionally want to kill their coauthors over an experimental design?

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Drugs. The theme of this movie is drugs, isn't it?

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It's airborne? D:

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oh apparently she's Audrey #monsterdon

Also yeah she euthanized Sam but in the kindest way possible, I guess :(

...Ma'am you're supposed to evacuate the syringe BEFORE you put it in the-- well, I suppose it won't matter in a minute here :/ #Monsterdon

@strangefour It's LA, sounds about right

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aw, miss white! oh no!
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so like, apocalypse checklist. defensible space. supplies. lines of contact. means of signaling distress. santa costume. briefcase of injectables of some kind #monsterdon

WHAT is that neon art thing on the wall behind him wow what in the hell #monsterdon #nightofthecomet

I have been informed that the scientist's name tag says White, so I'm now going to call her White Scientist #monsterdon

he just says hi. gotta love it. #monsterdon

Santa Claus is gonna get Old Yellered #Monsterdon

One thing I DO love about this movie is the two main characters are women. The guys are kind of incidental props.

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Beige Lady and the other Beige Guy have a pleasant discussion about possibly taking other people back to the base, and then the Beige Lady shoots him in a scene that reminds me of Tarantino movies, just less long-winded.

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okay, hector's kinda nice. i guess i take back (some) of my unkind thoughts. #monsterdon

Seriously the all the male scientists are just Supporting Cast for her at this point

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My first thought was "not even the apocalypse can stop fucking SantaCon" #Monsterdon ☄️

@paco For sure, I think the zombies' kill count is only at one.

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WTAF? Science lady is a stone cold killer.

Does it count as a serial killer if the methodology differs?

This movie just keeps getting weirder.

#Monsterdon

santa clause is stealing

your car

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I'm really not surprised that lady scientist is a ruthless killer she's already done all the math and knows it's over

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ho ho hold the fuck up what is happening

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Santa's radio DJ is saying "FM" but the radio is only AM.

#NightOfTheComet1984
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The convertible seems like a poor decision under the circumstances #monsterdon

@lytta her name tag says White #monsterdon

I like the women in this movie.
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So I think surviving humans have killed way more than the zombies. #monsterdon

oh this dude totally hung out on 8chan

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Good shot, that lady :D #Monsterdon

BTW does Science Brunette have a name? #monsterdon

"I'm not a Republic serial villain. I went for my gun thirty minutes ago." #Monsterdon

oscar silverman, RIP
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of course not.
HA!
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Rip in pieces Oscar

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Bye Oscar. Consider this your last performance review. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Now who's the monster?

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@lytta for the love of god please please please #monsterdon

wtf, movie. Yeesh.

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I enjoy hearing the scientists talk about what teenagers do and the existence of shopping malls as if they're anthropologists or something #monsterdon

@nebkor Wow, that's saying something. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@nev Particular bulletin boards and/or Usenet newsgroups had the equivalent of those subreddits. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

#monsterdon OOHHH okay I guess she didn't really need to, huh?

Oh fuck. Creepy incels survived the end of the world.
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this is like a less coherent "Repo Man"

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ok no she made her sleep because she hates this and is tricking the guy supervising her. calling it now. I HOPE??? #monsterdon

Well that sucks #monsterdon

@chrisamaphone i think we got a pass in the first couple minutes? or have they all been about men? #monsterdon #BechdelStatusUnclear

#monsterdon didn't even clean the area before giving an injection smh

so many opportunities to pass a bechdel test, implausibly squandered #monsterdon

It's only been 15 minutes since the halfway mark, a lot of progress here.

And we're splitting the party? Jeez. Good thing these weird commune types are so trustworthy

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Hm. Strawberry Jell-o shots would have worked for this film too.

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Who wants to do the scientist Halloween costume with me this year?

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"I'm not crazy—I just don't give a fuck!"

Okay, not a bad line.

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sam's got moxy, i respect that

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"An E ticket attraction."

Never split the party!! #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Are the only boobs I'm gonna get in this 1980s film plastic? #monsterdon

miss white there is planning something, and i can't wait to find out what it is. #monsterdon

Mall cops were different back in the old days #monsterdon

"You won't believe what we want from you. In your worst nightmares you won't believe."

Uh did girl in the 80s, I'm pretty sure she knows *exactly* what you want. (I was going to make a silence of the lambs reference, but this movie predates the book by 3 years apparently?)

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The science guys think the girls are just looting? Too bad they don't have a bullhorn or something. Better quietly search each store.

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Some anime super-villain has taken residence in the shopping mall. #Monsterdon

Fuck the police.
"I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous."
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Brand new, clean chains
They were at least treated well

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Bye Willie. You and your monogrammed smoking jacket were too pure for this world. #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

omg was that one henchguy wearing three pairs of banana sunglasses
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Do you think that guy was forklift certified #Monsterdon ☄️

Sam is shaking now :( #monsterdon

Zombie stockboy sounds like a Batman villian at this point

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Mall security finally showed up. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

again, not the time for one-liners, Samantha #monsterdon

Want hear it again ?
This time with a fart hahahaha

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@ricci

I've actually used "E" tickets.
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You could just say it was a dead Mall jeez

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That was a good mannequin fakeout, like they're playing Prop Hunt #monsterdon

so regina is racist and sam is homophobic,

cool

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He called the mall a "Shopping Arcade"? Is he like Monty Burns or born in 1899 or something? #Monsterdon

Plot twist!

"What we want you wouldn't believe."

So you're not going to tell us? Come on. You know you're going to tell us.

#Monsterdon

"shopping arcade"?

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Yeah - those church bells are pretty scary noises

#monsterdon
#NightOfTheComet

Loss of memery.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

We don't watch enough post-apocalyptic #monsterdon films depicting retail therapy

The stockboys evolved their own Mad Max society pretty fast

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Diegetic 80s music! #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

One of my all time favorite villain lines #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

This is the most ridiculous "gun battle" I've seen in a while. Why are these guys even gunning for these two women in the first place?

#Monsterdon

Damn paperboy is a undead little freak.
ADR jokes? Really? You don't need those movie.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@catzilla Definitely a mystery

#Monsterdon