Hey maybe actually take advantage of your sister's distraction and shoot the guys that are shooting at her?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Poor trigger discipline on these Raider thugs. #Monsterdon

Director: "OK, shoot the gun lots, it's all blanks. We'll just blow up the glass, we can't afford to destroy those high fashion purses. They have to be back to Nordstrom's by 8"

#monsterdon

Hi #monsterdon feed, this is your reminder that repeating racist claims used in stochastic terrorism, even as a joke, still helps reify them!

okay, points to sam too. these ladies can have whatever they want in this mall. #monsterdon

@allanb Yeah, I heard that one too.

#Monsterdon

As we all know, people from Taft High School are notoriously horrible people, except for Paul Morgan. #Monsterdon

Not the purses! Those are vintage!

#Monsterdon

reggie once again proving how incredible she is. #monsterdon

Zombie Pet Shop Boys time #Monsterdon

What Jon Cryer not available?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Watch out, bros! My daddy is a green beret and I've got a gun that even a housewife can use.

#Monsterdon

Nice apocalyptic shopping montage #monsterdon

If he didn't come on to you he's gay.

I went from loving this movie to hating it in <30 s.

#Monsterdon

@blue I figured he was more of an ancap

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "We have Cyndi Lauper at home..."

I wish we have Techmoan around. He would have a blast with all this 80s sound gear!
#monsterdon

@lytta If you could choose to be in the woods with a man or a zombie...

#Monsterdon

Oh good a libertarian survived #Monsterdon

time for a fight in evening wear. i'm into this as well. #monsterdon

Oh they must be evil: sunglasses inside?
#Monsterdon

WOMP WOMP #monsterdon #nightofthecomet at least no AIDS jokes yet though

Ugh, moral panic, stay in the 80s please.

#monsterdon

"What if Hector's gay?"

With *those* pants!?

#monsterdon

This just attained a whole other level of creepy.... with another aspect of the Walking Dead.

The monsters are kind of a joke. But people after the apocalypse are assholes.

#Monsterdon

That was *not* Cyndi Lauper, so the cost to have someone cover it probably wasn't too bad?

#Monsterdon

Sam, c'mon. #Monsterdon

This guy isn't a zombie and he probably still eats cats.

#monsterdon

Me in a post-apoc shopping montage, but it's just me picking through the garbage in the plus size section with my usual ennui #Monsterdon

Even in the apocalypse there will be creeps. #monsterdon

Shopping mall floor cleaners oh no

#monsterdon

@socketwench I've counted at least 2 Diet Pepsi product placements in #NightOfTheComet #Monsterdon

Usually they explain the rules about zombies early in a zombie movie.

#monsterdon

welp, 4chan survived

#monsterdon

oh no creepy dudes. OH NO CREEPY DUDES, MUCH WORSE THAN ZOMBIES #monsterdon

@lytta EXTREMELY relatable. #monsterdon

Yeah, that was going a little too well huh #Monsterdon

tbh not trying to survive but going out in a blaze of glory and splendor is probably what i would try and do in any semi-complete apocalypse, but there should be tons of survivors of this one, basically anyone that was in a metal structure, that should be like entire apartment buildings and stuff so i'd want to hang out for a bit and see some fucked up shit #monsterdon

Guy in room with security screens...in sunglasses.

#NightOfTheComet1984 #Monsterdon

Figures that a bunch of creeps would survive.

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

You know, I really respect a zombie movie that has time for a shopping montage. #Monsterdon ☄️

@himbovoorhees I don't know why, but I cannot stop giggling at this. #Monsterdon

I want this bathroom. Only partly because it's trice the size of my actual bathroom.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

AUTOMATION IS THE SECRET THEME #monsterdon

Some post apocalyptic retail therapy

#Monsterdon

It wouldn't be a schloky eighties horror flick without gratuitous sexy girl time #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They really should have gotten the original Cindi Lauper version of Girls just want to have fun. The cover version is just not the same.

Couldn't afford real Cyndi Lauper. #Monsterdon

Audrey is played by Warhol movie star Mary Woronov!

#Monsterdon

FREE GLAMOUR SHOTS!

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow It's a cheap cover, though. $5. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

I think they secretly made this movie just so they could shoot a music video for “girls just wanna have fun” in an abandoned estee lauder #monsterdon

OK, it's a cover but it's iconic. We love the song.

(And I am seeing Cyndi Lauper next month live! Woo hoo!)

#monsterdon

Did 80s hair stay like that for hours and hours or was hairspray reapplication required? I forget. Like everything else I may have known in the 80s.

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Remember kids, it's always cool to steal from big corporations. Don't wait for the apocalypse 100% five finger discount

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

thats clearly a little white boy, just shoot him

#monsterdon

#monsterdon tonight, we shop!

cindi lauper! i love this movie so much you guys. the uzi and the shoes! i can't with this movie.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon fashion montage time

Huh. Did not expect Cyndi Lauper here

#Monsterdon

Is this the most expensive needledrop on #monsterdon so far?

oh my lord here we go #monsterdon #nightofthecomet

Pre or post breakfast club dance sequence?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Girls: they just wanna have fun

#Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social why do you think they're celebrating?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@maple Except for the pandering to 80s boys who have mommy cop issues

#monsterdon

@paco you are implying that whatever they are saying is important to the plot

#Monsterdon

Fucking Cops after the apocalypse? Fuck zombie cops of the cursed Earth!
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

their mom is dead

#monsterdon

Remember when you could step on a car's bumper and sit on the hood? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
#monsterdon

something gives me the feeling the creators of this movie don't hold cops in the highest esteem #monsterdon

oh lmao they stole a cop car #monsterdon

"Look, I'll work on the cure, but first I have 16 packs of cigarettes to smoke." #Monsterdon

@sean Or that the helicopter actually played 80's music instead of making normal helicopter noises, why not

#Monsterdon

"...he was from Taft, but he was nice"

Oh, snap!

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Can't help but notice Sam went from present tense to past tense there. #Monsterdon

Jesus, even the cinematography and framing are really good. I have yet to find a single thing not to enjoy about this movie

#Monsterdon

I am now a full 3 1/2 minutes behind if not four minutes behind. This sucks! Ads suck.

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Shopping montage!

#Monsterdon

"Do you like him?"

"Well there's nothing else happening...."

#monsterdon

This is almost as much girls hanging out in deserted streets as I was afraid of back in the 90s. But the empty streets are really cool and atmospheric.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

"I'm getting a rash, too."

That's....not a rash.

If a rash is on the mantle in Act one, it will go off by Act III.

#Monsterdon

What? They didn't even record the words here? they just blasted helicopter sounds over it? #monsterdon

i always forget the timelines on basic infrastructure failures in sudden human-selective apocalypse... like how long until dams start to fail. the power would have been off in the first day, and also what about irrigation and plumbing systems? like maybe the red sky is from all the nuclear missiles going off in their silos because the failsafes/dead mans switches went off #Monsterdon

Is the logo for the science people just one of those cereal box mazes? #monsterdon

Is this really the time for one-liners, Hector? #monsterdon

welp, can't wait for the comic book series about those kids and how they escape the experiment center they're about to be locked in. #monsterdon

I missed where they got the guns, and how did Hector get something different from the revolver? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The underground vault for survival has a lot of Fallout vibes going

Why the hell didn't he took the truck?
#monsterdon

Oh hey some character actors as government lab rats.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

bringing in kids just like the pod people

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Lady scientist is 100% correct too. They're probably breaking all kinds of protocols that were written before the comet. Procedures meant to keep them alive.

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Do the subtitles specify that you can't hear what they are saying? #monsterdon

I'm surprised there isn't eighties music overtop the helicopter noise.

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@srol my problem is always wanting to type "comparision"

#monsterdon

Kids amirite #monsterdon

this was written by a 60 year old man or

#monsterdon

@Krisss Weekly monster movie watch party. We vote on a movie and then watch it together on Sunday. ^^b #Monsterdon

Oh hey the random scientists are back. More explanations, let's move the plot along

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet