A perfect place to build a boat? Upside a cliff face?!

#monsterdon

... you're going to build a boat in a cave halfway up a cliff?? #monsterdon

Don't punch that wall too hard, Captain, it's papier mache #Monsterdon

lol @ the elevator

Why not just build an infinity pool while you're at it

#monsterdon

The cliff wall cave you have to climb 30 feet to enter is the best place to build your new boat. For real. He said that.

#monsterdon
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We will live here, men. We will flourish, and we WILL BUILD THAT BOAT.

#Monsterdon

I knew this was a prequel to Gilligan's Island

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🏝️ 🐝 🦀 🦪 🐦 😱

We're just getting to the caves dangit

YUSS ACTUAL MONSTERS FINALLY GIANT OCTOPUS MAJOR TENTACULAR ACTION 🐙

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at this point, i'd like to start my own boat building operations, if only so i could sail off this picture. #monsterdon

"...wait, you want to build the boat in the cave?"
"Of course"
"But ..."

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TITLE DROP!
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like there's no point to this scene. its like they're adlibbing

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This is a placeholder that I will refer back to in the event that no giant spiders show up to show I found it very strange there aren't giant spiders right now. #monsterdon

#monsterdon TItular reference! From the inside. How deliciously lazy!

No giant cave spider, sad #monsterdon

They're going to build a boat in the cave that they had to climb 50ft to reach?

#Monsterdon

That is a perfectly sized bottle of rum for singing pirate shanties

#Monsterdon

we're all missing that he's found a giant hershey's kiss

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1862, and the current year is... 1865?

#monsterdon

i don't know what these characters want. other than to meander around and do things just because

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hold on, bestiality???? WHAT IS HAPPENING #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

we better get a cryptid of some kind and not just be giant normal animals the whole time, that would have been historically accurate anyway since that's what they thought was out there, "weird stuff" #monsterdon

His beastiality? did they skip that in the diary reading? I didn't hear any animal fucking.

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Title drop! #Monsterdon

i think what this movie needs is a volleyball. #monsterdon

A skeleton hung up to scare someone to death? I fear that Vincent Price is nearby.
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@ramsey The composer is the G.O.A.T. #monsterdon

They found a guy who apparently died of boredom this is some exciting stuff #Monsterdon

TITLE DROP *airhorn sounds*

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He said the name of the movie!
I love when they do that!

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7.3/10 for the Skeleton Fall

#Monsterdon

insane with hunger for the human

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Title mention!

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@apLundell @Louisa truly more terrifying then the giant crab!!

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Ah-ha-ha, the skeleton has the pop-top anatomical skullcap.

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This movie should be a double feature with Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans for scenes of each protagonist being mean to iguana #monsterdon

Iguana jumpscare!
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convenient the skeleton was a journalist #monsterdon

it would help if there was a main character and we knew what they wanted

#monsterdon

Wait, he was wearing a necklace?
#monsterdon

@Taweret Maybe some more women will wash up with one #monsterdon

The orchestra is the best character in this film. #Monsterdon

@Louisa he was much more scared by the lizard than the rotting dangling skeleton

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Storytime! #Monsterdon

Immediately looted the skeleton. This is survival crafting game movie #MinecraftMovie

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Egads! Inanimate objects! #monsterdon

okay, yer standard Mysterious Journal. maybe we'll get some plot now? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🏝️ 🐝 🦀 🦪 🐦 😱

the tubi stream for the dude is even more ad-loaded than mine usually is we're losing valuable giant animal attack time over here

That better be a copy of "Where The Wild Things Are"

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#monsterdon Oh noes! A pet iguana!!!

honestly think that the iguana was supposed to be a giant normal cave lizard

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Motherfuckers just be letting food escape all over the place. #Monsterdon

Yes, pick the jewelry out of the skeletons ass bones!

#monsterdon
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Well, somebody was on this issland before them. Plus, jump-scare iguana.

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@bk1e "why did it have to be spiders?!" #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

*yawn* wakes up from nap

well time to get cut 45 minutes into the #Monsterdon film

https://octodon.social/@Taweret/113184092041457797

Egads! A normal-sized animal! #monsterdon

PERCEPTO doesn't work nearly as well without the actual skeleton model

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Shock!

At a normal size iguana 🦎

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Dude whose first brilliant idea was climbing to the rim of the active volcano and ends up fighting a gigantic crab, sees a super creepy cave covered in spiderwebs and doesn't think Shelob?"

#monsterdon

Iguana!
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@Taweret Probably cave treasure. Pieces of eight and doubloons!

#Monsterdon

Jerk. That was lizard friend's home.

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GEX NO! #monsterdon

my dudes i am yawning #monsterdon

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

TRIVIA ISLAND

🌋 #MysteriousIsland 🏝️

See the stone brook where they get some water?

Same location used for The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958). Only in that movie, red wine runs through it.

A miniature giant iguana! #monsterdon

#monsterdon CHUG CHUG CHUG

lol Pirate strangle wanked himself to death in that sex cave

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I wish I was in Tijuana. #Monsterdon

Get the fuck outta here, regular sized iguana! I have no time for you!

#monsterdon

WHOA SCARY IGUANA

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OH NO A NORMAL-SIZED IGUANA!!!

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#Monsterdon noooo not an iguanaaaaa

damn normal-sized-ass lizard #monsterdon

A cutlass? That means only one thing:

Poirates!

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aw, leave the lizard alone, poor guy was scared. bloody paparazzi. #monsterdon

Captain, you've found PIRATE GO- oh iguana #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Whoever is playing Suzy Homemaker is BLIND. Look at these really elaborate cobwebs!

Someone about to get eaten by a giant spider?

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

OH MY GOD A SMALL NONTHREATENING LIZARD AHHHHHHH

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Captain picks up.... something.

"This used to be a fine bentwood rocker!"

#monsterdon
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The cave is full of tubas #monsterdon

Don't think about Gollum... or Shelob...

#Monsterdon

Hint, there's a giant spider in the cave with giant spiderwebs.

#monsterdon

That Wendy's sure is run down.

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It’s like the journalist is such a one-dimensional character, the writers made him utter lines to remind you he’s a journalist. #Monsterdon

The have found the nostrils of Mystery Island, the island that walks like a mystery novel.
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

ah. red rocks. how... innocent looking.
#monsterdon

That looks like ethernet cables

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#monsterdon It's strong enough to take a mans love. Hot, wet, tawdry love! Oh no! My jar of vaseline!!!

I want to climb up a #mattepainting

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Oo, big spider time? :D #Monsterdon

@Louisa Helluva storm!
(and/or, they're lost)
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I am half expecting the Marshalls to be in that cave #monsterdon.

Where are the giant bats?

#Monsterdon

Lady Elaine Fairchilde? Sailing home to the Neighborhood of Make Believe?

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The captain is shimmying up a rope, should we have our spears sticking in the sand pointing up in case he falls? You think? #monsterdon

Percy Herbert of that horrible accent was English. That's his attempt at not just an American accent but an American Southern accent. He was in "Bridge on the River Kwai" #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland