@sean And what do the numbers mean?

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@OldRustBucket No, they NEVER try fire, ask @bunnyhero #StillBitter #Monsterdon

Those are nostrils. #monsterdon

There's a hell of a lot of footprints on that beach ... that they've just arrived at.

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watch it, those are some very star trek cave walls in there

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lol very obvious bluescreen there

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"How do you expect to cut trees like this with a stone axe?"

Dude, it's not that hard. You just hit the tree with your hands a few times and a block of wood pops out. Then you make an all wood axe. After we have mined some stone, we can craft a stone axe.

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I want a tiny baby barrel.
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no one can climb a rope. its physically impossible

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They shoulda saved the crab claws & made saws out of 'em

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#Monsterdon see, except for the giant crab I don't understand why they are trying to escape the island. Especially now that it's giving up free women!

...You guys wanna KNOCK first maybe? #Monsterdon

You can do it, put your back into it… Mr. Spillit. #Monsterdon

Yup, survival crafting :minecraft_pick:

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Sound the horns for the Symmetrical Caves of Mystery #monsterdon

careful, that's not a mountain, that's a troll's nostrils.
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"it's my hole it was made for me"

"stop bragging, captain"

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Or try using fire #monsterdon

Oh, I remember this episode of Lost. Sawyer and Kate stay on the beach. #monsterdon

@oliphant He HAD to tell them he knew how to fly it, or they were going to pitch him out. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

"Lets go into the creepy face mountain."

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It occurs to me that if there IS native life on this island, it'll be near the fresh water spring they just found. #Monsterdon

The hills have eyes!

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All we need is for our characters to start giving us backstory, and we'll have the original concept for Lost.

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ah, lovely cascade action #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's why they're not kosher #monsterdon

"Now looka heahhh--I'm a reala Southahnuh!"

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oh shit its a regular-sized goat monster #monsterdon

@Louisa I believe there was a line where they said that they’ve crossed the entire country which is stupid because they could’ve just gone out to sea, you know, on the East Coast where fucking Virginia is. #Monsterdon

When do they find the hatch?

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"a man could write an inspired novel in a place like this"
only if his mother does all his laundry for him.
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The entitled woman could go for a swim where Giant Crabs roam.

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#monsterdon Neb, you're nebbish, you'll stay.

So they don't warn the women about giant crustceans they might run into. Interesting choice #monsterdon

@parvXtl They probably ate him, he didn't put the toilet seat down #ItsAfairCop #Monsterdon

Hi ladies, one of these days remind us to tell you about the giant crab.

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Nothing is happening but the music is lovely #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh no, he's corps of engineers? NOBODY LET HIM TRY

geez no wonder that storm was angry at him

"this is an island, all right."

husband: "imagine if they said that two seasons into lost."

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That's a structure that will definitely stand up to a crab. The palm fronds for walls are a particular nice touch.

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good that these two nice ladies have such an entourage to take care of their every whim now... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah, I see my problem. I am far too sober for this movie

#monsterdon it's pretty damn impressive that all of lady what's her face's hair pins stayed in

Well, anyway, it's nice they've got a Marianne and a Mr. Howell's Wife now. #Monsterdon

@parvXtl He had to explain to them how to survive, that's what did him in #monsterdon

Well the fancy lady didn't take a moment to be actively racist so that's nice.

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Good thing the island has modesty palms.

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you're gonna try to leave the island on a boat you built yourselves? haha no imma stay here. ty

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me: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ACCENT?"

husband: "i'm sorry you're so offended by the sound of your people!"

(i'm southern)

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"When can we leave?" she asks, like he's filling in for her butler and they aren't in a life or death scenario stranded on an island full of giant crabs.

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@Zerofactorial Yes. Is this not the way of the whole world? #Monsterdon

Hilarious! In a boat wreck only (2) women survived, the lone man did not.

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We came by balloon.
And stop calling me Shirley.

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Stripe faced goat!! 💞 💞 💞

i still can't figure out if this is 1662 or 1862 #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

@paco Every one knows that watery tarts distributing swords is the only way to form a government!

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this woman is obnoxious

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#monsterdon Are you allergic to shellfish? You'll have even bigger bosoms! And giant lips! Hooray!

@YsengrinWolf we might need to add fractions.. #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath?! #Monsterdon

"We can't possibly stay here. How soon can we leave" I like her. She's a pip. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

You have no way of knowing if you're in the Pacific or the atlantic.

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Somewhere in the PACIFIC?!?!? #monsterdon

"We came by balloon" says the man who looks like a rat

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well she's not wrong, going west in a balloon from america is preposterous

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Beth Rogan, our probable damsel in distress. From wikipedia: said by friends to be charming but "dangerous to know", and grew her own cannabis.#monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @CactuarJoe no worries, plenty of referencing to go around!

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Americans are made of shellfish? #monsterdon

@amyfou Catch-up: Union soldiers, a reporter, and a Confederate washed up on an island with, so far, giant crabs, goats, and now female castaways. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

We have our first body (for certain)!

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#Monsterdon The Conch! But I bet that's not coffee in there. The #CoffeeWatch will pout now.

They were at the Old Timey Photo Booth on their cruise ship when it hit a storm. #monsterdon

Are they going to introduce themselves to each other? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Captain! A plot device has washed up on the shore!

#monsterdon She's alive! No wool to get caught in your zipper! Oh Happy Day!!!

apparently the actor who played the confed was from east london and got his start in cinema with bridge on the river kwai and he was hired because he was actually a POW of the Japanese army during WW2

that still doesn't explain the weird ass accent tho

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@diazona @CactuarJoe dangit! you prolly beat me. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Will Elvis Clone smash

Oh damn! Mutton!

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#monsterdon ah geez a volcano? i gotta keep this to myself, i can't let any of the guys take my lava

women. oh good. now we have someone to scream every time they see anything

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Okay there's going to need to be a really good explanation for why she shows up on the island

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The remains of the SS Bechdel #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

"She's beautiful."

"Better than that, she's alive."

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Did they bring enough hot girls for everyone?

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Ladies :O

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OH HEY LOOK A BLONDE CHICK

WHO WOULDA THUNK

Cue Young Rookie Union Soldier singing SUMMER DAYS any second now.

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#monsterdon Very nice Neb, you're an idiot, but a useful one.

What happened to Neb's shirt?
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oh lord. lady, you should have just kept floating. #monsterdon

They have learned nothing. Nothing. Expect a 50 ton goat to appear. #Monsterdon

Oh shit, hot girl washes up on the beach.

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Handy boat full of women for the men there

"I think the guy face down in the Sea not moving may be dead"

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@moira It is, ... waaait for it... of the utmost importance, if you will. --dad #Monsterdon

@apLundell need goats to milk to make butter for the crab

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is this the prequel to LOST or Gilligan's Island I can't tell #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

@sean honestly ours are mostly ash

we don't really get surface lava in cascadia

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Mr it, mr. Something else. Looks like a star trek episode
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Geez, y'all just had several thousand pounds of crab boil, and you're already hungry again?
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You just ate a 4000 pound crab. Leave those goats alone!
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Wacky means of conveyance? ✅
Mysterious destination? ✅
Giant animals? ✅
A volcano? ✅
A couple of ladies thrown into the mix? ✅

We must be watching a Jules Verne story turned into a movie.

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