#Monsterdon noooo not an iguanaaaaa

damn normal-sized-ass lizard #monsterdon

A cutlass? That means only one thing:

Poirates!

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

aw, leave the lizard alone, poor guy was scared. bloody paparazzi. #monsterdon

Captain, you've found PIRATE GO- oh iguana #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Whoever is playing Suzy Homemaker is BLIND. Look at these really elaborate cobwebs!

Someone about to get eaten by a giant spider?

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

OH MY GOD A SMALL NONTHREATENING LIZARD AHHHHHHH

#Monsterdon

Captain picks up.... something.

"This used to be a fine bentwood rocker!"

#monsterdon
#mysteriousisland

Don't think about Gollum... or Shelob...

#Monsterdon

Hint, there's a giant spider in the cave with giant spiderwebs.

#monsterdon

That Wendy's sure is run down.

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

It’s like the journalist is such a one-dimensional character, the writers made him utter lines to remind you he’s a journalist. #Monsterdon

The have found the nostrils of Mystery Island, the island that walks like a mystery novel.
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

ah. red rocks. how... innocent looking.
#monsterdon

That looks like ethernet cables

#monsterdon

#monsterdon It's strong enough to take a mans love. Hot, wet, tawdry love! Oh no! My jar of vaseline!!!

I want to climb up a #mattepainting

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

Oo, big spider time? :D #Monsterdon

I am half expecting the Marshalls to be in that cave #monsterdon.

@Louisa Helluva storm!
(and/or, they're lost)
#monsterdon

Where are the giant bats?

#Monsterdon

Lady Elaine Fairchilde? Sailing home to the Neighborhood of Make Believe?

#monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

The captain is shimmying up a rope, should we have our spears sticking in the sand pointing up in case he falls? You think? #monsterdon

Percy Herbert of that horrible accent was English. That's his attempt at not just an American accent but an American Southern accent. He was in "Bridge on the River Kwai" #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

@sean And what do the numbers mean?

#monsterdon

@OldRustBucket No, they NEVER try fire, ask @bunnyhero #StillBitter #Monsterdon

Those are nostrils. #monsterdon

There's a hell of a lot of footprints on that beach ... that they've just arrived at.

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

watch it, those are some very star trek cave walls in there

#monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

lol very obvious bluescreen there

#monsterdon

"How do you expect to cut trees like this with a stone axe?"

Dude, it's not that hard. You just hit the tree with your hands a few times and a block of wood pops out. Then you make an all wood axe. After we have mined some stone, we can craft a stone axe.

#monsterdon #minecraft

I want a tiny baby barrel.
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

no one can climb a rope. its physically impossible

#monsterdon

They shoulda saved the crab claws & made saws out of 'em

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon see, except for the giant crab I don't understand why they are trying to escape the island. Especially now that it's giving up free women!

...You guys wanna KNOCK first maybe? #Monsterdon

You can do it, put your back into it… Mr. Spillit. #Monsterdon

Yup, survival crafting :minecraft_pick:

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

Sound the horns for the Symmetrical Caves of Mystery #monsterdon

careful, that's not a mountain, that's a troll's nostrils.
#monsterdon

"it's my hole it was made for me"

"stop bragging, captain"

#monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

Or try using fire #monsterdon

Oh, I remember this episode of Lost. Sawyer and Kate stay on the beach. #monsterdon

@oliphant He HAD to tell them he knew how to fly it, or they were going to pitch him out. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

"Lets go into the creepy face mountain."

#Monsterdon

It occurs to me that if there IS native life on this island, it'll be near the fresh water spring they just found. #Monsterdon

The hills have eyes!

#monsterdon
#mysteriousisland

All we need is for our characters to start giving us backstory, and we'll have the original concept for Lost.

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

ah, lovely cascade action #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's why they're not kosher #monsterdon

"Now looka heahhh--I'm a reala Southahnuh!"

#Monsterdon

oh shit its a regular-sized goat monster #monsterdon

When do they find the hatch?

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

"a man could write an inspired novel in a place like this"
only if his mother does all his laundry for him.
#monsterdon

The entitled woman could go for a swim where Giant Crabs roam.

#monsterdon #MysteriousIsland_1961

#monsterdon Neb, you're nebbish, you'll stay.

So they don't warn the women about giant crustceans they might run into. Interesting choice #monsterdon

@parvXtl They probably ate him, he didn't put the toilet seat down #ItsAfairCop #Monsterdon

Hi ladies, one of these days remind us to tell you about the giant crab.

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

"this is an island, all right."

husband: "imagine if they said that two seasons into lost."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon oh no, he's corps of engineers? NOBODY LET HIM TRY

geez no wonder that storm was angry at him

That's a structure that will definitely stand up to a crab. The palm fronds for walls are a particular nice touch.

#Monsterdon

good that these two nice ladies have such an entourage to take care of their every whim now... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah, I see my problem. I am far too sober for this movie

#monsterdon it's pretty damn impressive that all of lady what's her face's hair pins stayed in

Well, anyway, it's nice they've got a Marianne and a Mr. Howell's Wife now. #Monsterdon

@parvXtl He had to explain to them how to survive, that's what did him in #monsterdon

Well the fancy lady didn't take a moment to be actively racist so that's nice.

#monsterdon

Good thing the island has modesty palms.

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

you're gonna try to leave the island on a boat you built yourselves? haha no imma stay here. ty

#monsterdon

me: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ACCENT?"

husband: "i'm sorry you're so offended by the sound of your people!"

(i'm southern)

#monsterdon

"When can we leave?" she asks, like he's filling in for her butler and they aren't in a life or death scenario stranded on an island full of giant crabs.

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Yes. Is this not the way of the whole world? #Monsterdon

Hilarious! In a boat wreck only (2) women survived, the lone man did not.

#monsterdon #MysteriousIsland_1961

#Monsterdon 🏝️ 🐝 🦀 🦪 🐦 😱

Stripe faced goat!! 💞 💞 💞

i still can't figure out if this is 1662 or 1862 #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

@paco Every one knows that watery tarts distributing swords is the only way to form a government!

#monsterdon

this woman is obnoxious

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Are you allergic to shellfish? You'll have even bigger bosoms! And giant lips! Hooray!

@YsengrinWolf we might need to add fractions.. #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath?! #Monsterdon

"We can't possibly stay here. How soon can we leave" I like her. She's a pip. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

You have no way of knowing if you're in the Pacific or the atlantic.

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

Somewhere in the PACIFIC?!?!? #monsterdon

"We came by balloon" says the man who looks like a rat

#monsterdon

well she's not wrong, going west in a balloon from america is preposterous

#monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

Beth Rogan, our probable damsel in distress. From wikipedia: said by friends to be charming but "dangerous to know", and grew her own cannabis.#monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @CactuarJoe no worries, plenty of referencing to go around!

#Monsterdon

Americans are made of shellfish? #monsterdon

@amyfou Catch-up: Union soldiers, a reporter, and a Confederate washed up on an island with, so far, giant crabs, goats, and now female castaways. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

We have our first body (for certain)!

#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

#Monsterdon The Conch! But I bet that's not coffee in there. The #CoffeeWatch will pout now.

They were at the Old Timey Photo Booth on their cruise ship when it hit a storm. #monsterdon

Are they going to introduce themselves to each other? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Captain! A plot device has washed up on the shore!

#monsterdon She's alive! No wool to get caught in your zipper! Oh Happy Day!!!

apparently the actor who played the confed was from east london and got his start in cinema with bridge on the river kwai and he was hired because he was actually a POW of the Japanese army during WW2

that still doesn't explain the weird ass accent tho

#monsterdon

@diazona @CactuarJoe dangit! you prolly beat me. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Will Elvis Clone smash

Oh damn! Mutton!

#monsterdon #MysteriousIsland_1961