Captain Nemoβs ship! Monster or madman? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Are giant crabs poisonous or food?
#monsterdon Ah, dismantling the patriarchy
Spelling bee time? N A U~ M O U S E~
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@r343l yeah, I am still thinking. I'll take the crab! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon A sensible kink!? Like dredging your testicles in hot wax! AWESOME!
#monsterdon "NAU.. Naughty Lad"
the only thing that could make this more boring is if they went underwater with no explanation and had to just be in a submarine for the rest of the time #monsterdon
@diazona Their chef must have magically canned all that crab.
Thank goodness the canner survived the balloon trip.
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I think I would've built the boat before the elevator?
The Nemoverse
If only war had a safeword... --if Frank Capra wrote this film #monsterdon
#Monsterdon and now we're playing Skyrim?
i bet the giant animals are doing something cool rn
surprising amount of kink visibility in the civil war-tudor-pirate era #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961
He had a kink about war? Do tell us more #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Giant oysters there for the taking or go hunt and get eaten by ginormous crabs. Hard decision.
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at least all our tubi ads are political ads so it's all good
So we have a Nemo Cinematic Universe #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Are they now going to try to locate ... Nemo? (*I'll just show myself to the corner over here)
(guess i can go get some dinner without fear of missing anything.)
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like all the time you've spend building tables and elevators and whatever all the crap in the bg is, you could've built like, a raft
TIL Captain Nemo had a kink.
"They eat you then they steal your flip-flops. Bastards." π‘ π‘
The Nemo stuff feels like when they drop in crossover stuff in MCU solo movies.
okay i do like that this is not just in the nemoverse but _also_ that those events are well known to the public
I'm just gonna assume the island is sending them care packages
Lmao #Nautilus :subtoot:
@blogdiva I had a meeting to attend. I would have much preferred watching a good baseball game. Sorry, also, #Monsterdon.
So the coordinates put the island south of French Polynesia and as the captain said, way east of New Zealand #monsterdon
#monsterdon These people are 100 crab meals from anarchy
Surprise! We're watching a sequel. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
@blogdiva Tonightβs movie is particularly slow, so not a bad one to skip, tbh. #monsterdon
@strangefour ooo they're gonna improvise?! #Monsterdon
Lady Elena with some hot goat-milking action! She mops her brow at her effort.
oh shit a skeleton! time to steal its jewelry #monsterdon
@jonny They've had one song and dance number so far. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961
OOOOOOH, it's the prequel to OceanGate, I get it now! #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961
I think I figured out why I don't like the captain and it's because he looks like John Krasinski #monsterdon
@blogdiva I'm a Mets fan living just outside Philly #monsterdon #LGM
oh is this a crossover episode?
@socketwench After the goats sing Trouble?! #iLoveTaylorSwift #Monsterdon
Oh I was going to guess 2000 miles from New zealand. I guess I need to practice to practice geo guesser more.
it doesn't seem like you're trying very hard to leave the island if im being honest with you
#Monsterdon are they gonna boink
@cheribaker I read The Mysterious Island ages ago and have no clue if its aged well, but I have fond memories of it.
Solid as a pretend rock
BANG!
@apLundell Megafauna?
Wrong source novel guys. Try again.
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@bunnyhero Elvis Is Everywhere! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961
So they are cosplaying the Flintstones and building Bedrock but higher up but you know what I think we're overdue for some more giant stop motion animated animals now #Monsterdon
did this lady play the wife in mary poppins? #monsterdon
#monsterdon I could out-man you Mr. Spillet!
#Monsterdon This is kind of an interesting movie. π€
"How IN~teresting!"
...You have no clue where that is, do you ma'am. #Monsterdon
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"a curse upon the brigands"!
#Monsterdon alert: @BBCNews just told me the Chinese have invented the machine that causes so much trouble in The Strange World of Planet X!
Temu Mrs. Howell.
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Very sexist to give the women mirrors and pans
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Ned found a box of plot conveniences!
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Seriously though, movie. When is the goat racing competition?
"He had a kink about war, Lady Mary. A very sensible kink. He hated it."
i guess that chest also had a running clock matching a known time reference?
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Don't poke the iguana with the broken cutlass it's bad manners
@brooke NOW it's an American movie.
The Lady just threw down the drinking gauntlet! #Monsterdon
the amount of male grooming these guys engage in really makes it unbelievable #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961
@parvXtl Into the geyser? #monsterdon
They found a chest that belonged to a nineteenth century prepper.
The aunt's accent is so Wealthy Dowager that I can't make out anything she's saying
I would like a bit less Deus with my Ex Machina, thank you.
@jonny Seriously! I can forgive occasional slow scenes, or occasional voiceover, but both is just mean. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon all right, guns
Wait, where do they shit, pee? In the further away woods, suppose ...
Breach-loader rifles, so fancy for the era.
Wait, are we pretending noblewomen know how to cook? That's a bold assumption.
@north Amphibious boat, oo rockets?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon
the other thing is, i aint living in the skeleton cave. ill camp on the beach. its fine
How do these guys just get everything they need delivered to them so long before Amazon? #monsterdon
Are we sure they aren't in Fantasy Island?
@Configures frankly it's hard for me to tell them apart
JFC
"Look, Captain! It's the Garden of Eden Creation Kit! Just sitting right here in the open!"
nice that he came over to show the camera like that. #monsterdon
#monsterdon "Look ma'am, here you go a hairpin from a most likely dead person"
They just wasted how much time building an⦠checks notes⦠elevator.
Okeedokee. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza alas, luxury vinyl flooring
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It's a care package! What are the odds?
this island attracts a LOT of wrecks and people.
You could do a survival video game based on this movie #monsterdon
An elevator? Holy shit they did go all Professor on this island.
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what're you gonna do with rifles lol?
I guess if there's another crab but it doesn't really help you that much overall
"Pirates! And that ain't the only thing!"
*gestures at gigantic volcano*
*everyone gasps*
@moira The captain? or the younger guy with black hair -- that one kind of looks like Elvis to me. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961
#monsterdon The women made everything smell funny. There was kinky little hairs everywhere! PUBES! This is no way to raise a giant crab!
it's called maslow's pyramid because you can't move up it without an elevator. #monsterdon
Oh thank god, white guys got guns now -_-; #Monsterdon
Why are they living in the cliff cave?
The elevator is clever, but why not live at ground level? #monsterdon
What's going on with this table? That's some pretty good joinery for a pirate stranded alone. #monsterdon