Surprise! We're watching a sequel. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

@blogdiva Tonight’s movie is particularly slow, so not a bad one to skip, tbh. #monsterdon

@strangefour ooo they're gonna improvise?! #Monsterdon

Lady Elena with some hot goat-milking action! She mops her brow at her effort.

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oh shit a skeleton! time to steal its jewelry #monsterdon

@jonny They've had one song and dance number so far. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

OOOOOOH, it's the prequel to OceanGate, I get it now! #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

I think I figured out why I don't like the captain and it's because he looks like John Krasinski #monsterdon

@blogdiva I'm a Mets fan living just outside Philly #monsterdon #LGM

oh is this a crossover episode?

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@socketwench After the goats sing Trouble?! #iLoveTaylorSwift #Monsterdon

Oh I was going to guess 2000 miles from New zealand. I guess I need to practice to practice geo guesser more.

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it doesn't seem like you're trying very hard to leave the island if im being honest with you

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#Monsterdon are they gonna boink

@cheribaker I read The Mysterious Island ages ago and have no clue if its aged well, but I have fond memories of it.

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Solid as a pretend rock

BANG!

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@apLundell Megafauna?

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Wrong source novel guys. Try again.
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@bunnyhero Elvis Is Everywhere! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

So they are cosplaying the Flintstones and building Bedrock but higher up but you know what I think we're overdue for some more giant stop motion animated animals now #Monsterdon

did this lady play the wife in mary poppins? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I could out-man you Mr. Spillet!

#Monsterdon This is kind of an interesting movie. 🤔

"How IN~teresting!"

...You have no clue where that is, do you ma'am. #Monsterdon

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"a curse upon the brigands"!

#Monsterdon alert: @BBCNews just told me the Chinese have invented the machine that causes so much trouble in The Strange World of Planet X!

Temu Mrs. Howell.
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Ned found a box of plot conveniences!
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Very sexist to give the women mirrors and pans
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Seriously though, movie. When is the goat racing competition?

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"He had a kink about war, Lady Mary. A very sensible kink. He hated it."

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I really hate this lady's shit posh-talking

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i guess that chest also had a running clock matching a known time reference?

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Don't poke the iguana with the broken cutlass it's bad manners

@brooke NOW it's an American movie.

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The Lady just threw down the drinking gauntlet! #Monsterdon

the amount of male grooming these guys engage in really makes it unbelievable #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

@parvXtl Into the geyser? #monsterdon

They found a chest that belonged to a nineteenth century prepper.

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The aunt's accent is so Wealthy Dowager that I can't make out anything she's saying

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I would like a bit less Deus with my Ex Machina, thank you.

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@jonny Seriously! I can forgive occasional slow scenes, or occasional voiceover, but both is just mean. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon all right, guns

Wait, where do they shit, pee? In the further away woods, suppose ...

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Breach-loader rifles, so fancy for the era.

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@north Amphibious boat, oo rockets?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

Wait, are we pretending noblewomen know how to cook? That's a bold assumption.

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the other thing is, i aint living in the skeleton cave. ill camp on the beach. its fine

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How do these guys just get everything they need delivered to them so long before Amazon? #monsterdon

Are we sure they aren't in Fantasy Island?

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@Configures frankly it's hard for me to tell them apart

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JFC

"Look, Captain! It's the Garden of Eden Creation Kit! Just sitting right here in the open!"

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nice that he came over to show the camera like that. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Look ma'am, here you go a hairpin from a most likely dead person"

They just wasted how much time building an… checks notes… elevator.

Okeedokee. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza alas, luxury vinyl flooring

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It's a care package! What are the odds?

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You could do a survival video game based on this movie #monsterdon

this island attracts a LOT of wrecks and people.

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An elevator? Holy shit they did go all Professor on this island.
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what're you gonna do with rifles lol?

I guess if there's another crab but it doesn't really help you that much overall

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"Pirates! And that ain't the only thing!"

*gestures at gigantic volcano*

*everyone gasps*

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@moira The captain? or the younger guy with black hair -- that one kind of looks like Elvis to me. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

#monsterdon The women made everything smell funny. There was kinky little hairs everywhere! PUBES! This is no way to raise a giant crab!

it's called maslow's pyramid because you can't move up it without an elevator. #monsterdon

Oh thank god, white guys got guns now -_-; #Monsterdon

Why are they living in the cliff cave?

The elevator is clever, but why not live at ground level? #monsterdon

Ye found me lucky charms!

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What's going on with this table? That's some pretty good joinery for a pirate stranded alone. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon we equipped the matte painting with an elevator, our proudest achievement

I suppose it's indicative of how I knew Star Wars much earlier than I knew anything about the Civil War that I keep thinking the captain in this flick is wearing Han Solo pants.

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Meanwhile in a nearby temperate pine forest. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

THIS IS JUST LIBERAL PROPAGANDA #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

this was probably cooler back in 1960 when men showing off their hard work and ingenuity was like the peak of culture #monsterdon

@allanb The captains been drinking his own urine for years, BEFORE the stranding. #Monsterdon

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capn?
capn?
"ah...yes the iguana was giant too"

@amyfou try peertube maybe?

https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/cMoh1oUCD8ueDeojpyZKQQ

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The sky buckets used to go right through here

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"We attempted to equip the place with as many modern conveniences as we knew how..."

Wall to wall deep pile carpeting! High speed internet and chintz curtains! #Monsterdon

Feminine touches. Like a menstruation calendar on the wall and nagging them about every chore, amirite boys? boys? where did everyone go?

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Ahh, narration.

"The women added a few welcome touches to the cave that made it a home, while we tended to the other work."

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All right, all right. What happened with Neb and the women during all this? #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure that spending four days at that altitude is not conducive to basic survival, between the hypoxia and the extreme dehydration. #monsterdon

Industry! Industry for progress!

Progress off this island maybe

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"why have they already forgotten about the giant crab???"

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"And finally disgusted with his beastiality." wait what? Movie you missed a galnguage shift.
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#monsterdon ok the elevator is giving real Gilligan's Island vibes

Oh they found the rum :rum:

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#Monsterdon We are running like 26 minutes late and wow it took a long time to get to the island with a lot of improbable parts. But I think I'm most annoyed that these five men seem to think you need matches to start a fire and know no other way.

Well, the cave would be safe from giant crabs anyway #monsterdon

Egads! More expository voiceover! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I haven’t seen an animal that terrifying since the time I was offered the chance to save hundreds on car insurance.

it seems like it would be easier to build a raft than a working elevator but what do i know

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The real #monsterdon is man and his stalagmite-staining hands

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really looking forward to the iguana and giant octopus but it'll be a while

Perfect shelter
Perfect safety
Just-okay stalagmites

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The cave will have running water! By which we mean the piss will run out the cliff nostrils.

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the best place to build a boat is 60 feet up a cliff

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oh PLEASE with the time elapsed narration for the love of god won't SOMETHING HAPPEN #monsterdon