Captain Nemo’s ship! Monster or madman? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are giant crabs poisonous or food?

#monsterdon Ah, dismantling the patriarchy

Spelling bee time? N A U~ M O U S E~
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@r343l yeah, I am still thinking. I'll take the crab! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A sensible kink!? Like dredging your testicles in hot wax! AWESOME!

#monsterdon "NAU.. Naughty Lad"

the only thing that could make this more boring is if they went underwater with no explanation and had to just be in a submarine for the rest of the time #monsterdon

@diazona Their chef must have magically canned all that crab.

Thank goodness the canner survived the balloon trip.

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I think I would've built the boat before the elevator?

The Nemoverse

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If only war had a safeword... --if Frank Capra wrote this film #monsterdon

#Monsterdon and now we're playing Skyrim?

i bet the giant animals are doing something cool rn

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surprising amount of kink visibility in the civil war-tudor-pirate era #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

"He had a kink about war"

PHRASING

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He had a kink about war? Do tell us more #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Giant oysters there for the taking or go hunt and get eaten by ginormous crabs. Hard decision.

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at least all our tubi ads are political ads so it's all good

So we have a Nemo Cinematic Universe #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are they now going to try to locate ... Nemo? (*I'll just show myself to the corner over here)

(guess i can go get some dinner without fear of missing anything.)
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like all the time you've spend building tables and elevators and whatever all the crap in the bg is, you could've built like, a raft

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TIL Captain Nemo had a kink.

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"They eat you then they steal your flip-flops. Bastards." 👡 👡

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The Nemo stuff feels like when they drop in crossover stuff in MCU solo movies.

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okay i do like that this is not just in the nemoverse but _also_ that those events are well known to the public

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I'm just gonna assume the island is sending them care packages

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Lmao #Nautilus :subtoot:

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@blogdiva I had a meeting to attend. I would have much preferred watching a good baseball game. Sorry, also, #Monsterdon.

So the coordinates put the island south of French Polynesia and as the captain said, way east of New Zealand #monsterdon

#monsterdon These people are 100 crab meals from anarchy

Surprise! We're watching a sequel. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

@blogdiva Tonight’s movie is particularly slow, so not a bad one to skip, tbh. #monsterdon

@strangefour ooo they're gonna improvise?! #Monsterdon

Lady Elena with some hot goat-milking action! She mops her brow at her effort.

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oh shit a skeleton! time to steal its jewelry #monsterdon

@jonny They've had one song and dance number so far. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

OOOOOOH, it's the prequel to OceanGate, I get it now! #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

I think I figured out why I don't like the captain and it's because he looks like John Krasinski #monsterdon

@blogdiva I'm a Mets fan living just outside Philly #monsterdon #LGM

oh is this a crossover episode?

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@socketwench After the goats sing Trouble?! #iLoveTaylorSwift #Monsterdon

Oh I was going to guess 2000 miles from New zealand. I guess I need to practice to practice geo guesser more.

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it doesn't seem like you're trying very hard to leave the island if im being honest with you

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#Monsterdon are they gonna boink

@cheribaker I read The Mysterious Island ages ago and have no clue if its aged well, but I have fond memories of it.

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Solid as a pretend rock

BANG!

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@apLundell Megafauna?

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Wrong source novel guys. Try again.
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@bunnyhero Elvis Is Everywhere! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

So they are cosplaying the Flintstones and building Bedrock but higher up but you know what I think we're overdue for some more giant stop motion animated animals now #Monsterdon

did this lady play the wife in mary poppins? #monsterdon

#monsterdon I could out-man you Mr. Spillet!

#Monsterdon This is kind of an interesting movie. 🤔

"How IN~teresting!"

...You have no clue where that is, do you ma'am. #Monsterdon

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"a curse upon the brigands"!

#Monsterdon alert: @BBCNews just told me the Chinese have invented the machine that causes so much trouble in The Strange World of Planet X!

Temu Mrs. Howell.
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Very sexist to give the women mirrors and pans
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Ned found a box of plot conveniences!
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Seriously though, movie. When is the goat racing competition?

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"He had a kink about war, Lady Mary. A very sensible kink. He hated it."

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i guess that chest also had a running clock matching a known time reference?

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Don't poke the iguana with the broken cutlass it's bad manners

@brooke NOW it's an American movie.

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The Lady just threw down the drinking gauntlet! #Monsterdon

the amount of male grooming these guys engage in really makes it unbelievable #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

@parvXtl Into the geyser? #monsterdon

They found a chest that belonged to a nineteenth century prepper.

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The aunt's accent is so Wealthy Dowager that I can't make out anything she's saying

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I would like a bit less Deus with my Ex Machina, thank you.

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@jonny Seriously! I can forgive occasional slow scenes, or occasional voiceover, but both is just mean. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon all right, guns

Wait, where do they shit, pee? In the further away woods, suppose ...

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Breach-loader rifles, so fancy for the era.

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Wait, are we pretending noblewomen know how to cook? That's a bold assumption.

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@north Amphibious boat, oo rockets?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

the other thing is, i aint living in the skeleton cave. ill camp on the beach. its fine

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How do these guys just get everything they need delivered to them so long before Amazon? #monsterdon

Are we sure they aren't in Fantasy Island?

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@Configures frankly it's hard for me to tell them apart

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JFC

"Look, Captain! It's the Garden of Eden Creation Kit! Just sitting right here in the open!"

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nice that he came over to show the camera like that. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Look ma'am, here you go a hairpin from a most likely dead person"

They just wasted how much time building an… checks notes… elevator.

Okeedokee. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza alas, luxury vinyl flooring

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It's a care package! What are the odds?

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this island attracts a LOT of wrecks and people.

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You could do a survival video game based on this movie #monsterdon

An elevator? Holy shit they did go all Professor on this island.
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what're you gonna do with rifles lol?

I guess if there's another crab but it doesn't really help you that much overall

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"Pirates! And that ain't the only thing!"

*gestures at gigantic volcano*

*everyone gasps*

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@moira The captain? or the younger guy with black hair -- that one kind of looks like Elvis to me. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland1961

#monsterdon The women made everything smell funny. There was kinky little hairs everywhere! PUBES! This is no way to raise a giant crab!

it's called maslow's pyramid because you can't move up it without an elevator. #monsterdon

Oh thank god, white guys got guns now -_-; #Monsterdon

Why are they living in the cliff cave?

The elevator is clever, but why not live at ground level? #monsterdon

What's going on with this table? That's some pretty good joinery for a pirate stranded alone. #monsterdon