"god willing there won't be a single giant animal or tree left on this island by the time we're done"
Wait, are the women just inventing beachwear?
#Monsterdon What's up with the Captain's beard? Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not. π³
See, with a bird that size, you want to spatchcock it...
also Tubi sure has a whole lot of movie versions of Mysterious Island #monsterdon
ok how did you cook that tho lol
even grilling a chicken breast is pretty hard to do without drying it out lol
they hauled a two thousand pound chicken up a rope into the cave?
No wild animal should have any muscle that 'cuts like butter'.
Hope you brined that beast. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Later on, he'd be remembered as the Union soldier that subdued the Giant Cock
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I knew this would be about normalizing their food
a slow oven would be I believe 300-325F
Thank goodness we got those guns so I could stab him to death.
@paco Oohhhh. Is that what was going on? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon emu wrestling
@jonny I think it checks out unless the chicken is male (i.e. a rooster I guess)
Admittedly, a flightless bird that big would be terrifying. Just Allosaurus sized.
Giant chicken for dinner!
Mysterious Island's Wesley Crusher finally does something right.
Half way into the movie and no one has died.
IT'S MURDER CHICKEN TIME!
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
how will they cook this one!?
The stop motion crew worked for their pay, unlike the head writer #monsterdon
#Monsterdon These men are not very smart but they ARE really lucky so it seems to be working out. No one has died yet!
@r343l yeah, but they should have, hmm maybe they can't read (the script?!) #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Avian Rodeo! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
#monsterdon Ooops, fainting. The last refuge of the bougie carpetbagging dame. The monster will ignore you, if you just faint! Pick the tight Chaise Lounge!!!!
neck stabbing is an acceptable strat tho I guess
What the hell is that bird?
I really hope this won awards for special effects. #Monsterdon
@jonny It does! The two ladies talking about the giant rooster!
Ha ha ha, oh man the closeup on the captain grabbing the chicken neck :D This was NOT meant to be seen in HD, was it? :D #Monsterdon
Okay, the flying tackle is a nice touch, so far zero guns have done a fucking thing at this point.
Tiny clay man, yes... yes... #monsterdon
@Crazypedia The Beach That Makes You Big
Boy my wife would be lethal for the mega fauna of this island #monsterdon
I hear tell he was a giant chicken. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
If I have they're going to find Buckshot in that bird that doesn't match what they shot at it with which leads him to figure out that there's other people on the island, namely Nemo and his crew
Terror Birds were a real thing. #monsterdon
okay that's a good shot
straight up riding the back of the giant chicken and making it actually kinda work
Lol, flightless bird taken down by flighted useless newbie.
'The knee-caps are on the other side, idiot!'
sure taking a while for Big Bird to die....
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did they murder goats for that lady's wrap?
smack that ass and it sounding like an oil drum #monsterdon
boiingg haha
#monsterdon
Miss, you're getting sand in your hair. #Monsterdon
That boat is amazing. How did they make the planks? #monsterdon
I'm here for the giant chicken rodeo.
And now sheβs trying to fight the chicken with the butt of a rifle! Classic! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon This is what happens when you make too much Chicken Parm! Okay! They get giant and chase you! Trying to wake your lazy ass up!
Man, can you imagine the KFC bucket you could get outta that thing? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon it's a chicken! a giant chicken i tell you
YEEESSSS Another giant animal! Super Cock
Is that supposed to be a Dodo? I thought they were closer to New Zealand than Mauritius
#Monsterdon KEVIN!
Hey! It was the scared kid! Good for him!
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon We're almost an hour in, and no one in this castaway group is plotting to betray the capt for poor leadership - what the hell kinda shipwreck movie is this?
I'm really not sure how this music wants me to feel about the cassowary #monsterdon
@RufusJCooter Just make sure you're on good terms with the writer of the story you're in, it'll be fine
#Monsterdon here comes the good stuff
Damn, whole ass goat dairy operation!
ah yes, don't save the basket which can be used as a flotation device, hold on to the rapidly-deflating balloon that'll soon flop into the water and drag you down into it #monsterdon
is it a bechdel pass if the women are talking to each other about a chicken #monsterdon
'I need three hundred gallons of oil, stat!'
Terror Birb!
B'KAWK MOTHERFUCKER! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
Over the weeks we've been not building a boat, we forgot we were on an island with an ACTIVE VOLCANO peopled with GIANT MONSTERS SOMEHOW.
#monsterdon I'll take a nap, maybe interest one of those kinky giant crabs. I hear they give awesome claw.
Lady Mary looks like she was swooning and about to pass out, when she saw the chicken, but she couldnβt bother with actually passing out. #Monsterdon
#BigBird :blobaww: I'm all about the #Chickens now! #Monsterdon
GIANT ENEMY CUCCO
Do you think it's something in the water that makes him grow that big? Ernie survivors going to be in a Gulliver's Travel kind of situation here?
Chocobo!
You have encountered a CHOCOBO #monsterdon
Ray Harryhausen knew that birds were dinosaurs long before the rest of us.
It's a giant chicken I yell ya, a giant chicken!
Big Bird just wants to be a friend #monsterdon
WE HAVE CHICKEN SIGN!
What an adorable little dinosaur!
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
The real star of the film! B'KAWK!! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
#monsterdon "Before all this wokism super sized menus were a thing in KFC"
Chicken!!!!!
Dude's pretty blase about taking a nap in an island with gi- ah, there we go #Monsterdon
Bra-GAWK
Itβs giant chicken time! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon How'd they find regular sized camels? Maybe they were slaves to the giant crabs!
The cave has bisexual lighting?
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
Elana's tired. Bechdel pass #monsterdon
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this narrative completely ignores the ladies, and also posits a forest on the island?
Well I'm tired of working under these conditions too
I'd normally be throwing popcorn at the screen about 5 minutes ago.
Wonder what The Professor is working on.
Two named women talking about work. WE HAVE A PASS