Okay, the flying tackle is a nice touch, so far zero guns have done a fucking thing at this point.

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Tiny clay man, yes... yes... #monsterdon

@Crazypedia The Beach That Makes You Big

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Boy my wife would be lethal for the mega fauna of this island #monsterdon

I hear tell he was a giant chicken. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

If I have they're going to find Buckshot in that bird that doesn't match what they shot at it with which leads him to figure out that there's other people on the island, namely Nemo and his crew

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Terror Birds were a real thing. #monsterdon

okay that's a good shot

straight up riding the back of the giant chicken and making it actually kinda work

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Lol, flightless bird taken down by flighted useless newbie.

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'The knee-caps are on the other side, idiot!'

sure taking a while for Big Bird to die....

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#Monsterdon 🏝️ 🐝 🦀 🦪 🐦 😱

did they murder goats for that lady's wrap?

smack that ass and it sounding like an oil drum #monsterdon

boiingg haha
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Miss, you're getting sand in your hair. #Monsterdon

That boat is amazing. How did they make the planks? #monsterdon

I'm here for the giant chicken rodeo.

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didn't they have rifles???

what's the point of them if not to kill this giant bird

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And now she’s trying to fight the chicken with the butt of a rifle! Classic! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is what happens when you make too much Chicken Parm! Okay! They get giant and chase you! Trying to wake your lazy ass up!

Man, can you imagine the KFC bucket you could get outta that thing? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's a chicken! a giant chicken i tell you

YEEESSSS Another giant animal! Super Cock

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Is that supposed to be a Dodo? I thought they were closer to New Zealand than Mauritius

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#Monsterdon KEVIN!

Hey! It was the scared kid! Good for him!
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#Monsterdon We're almost an hour in, and no one in this castaway group is plotting to betray the capt for poor leadership - what the hell kinda shipwreck movie is this?

I'm really not sure how this music wants me to feel about the cassowary #monsterdon

@RufusJCooter Just make sure you're on good terms with the writer of the story you're in, it'll be fine

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#Monsterdon here comes the good stuff

Damn, whole ass goat dairy operation!

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ah yes, don't save the basket which can be used as a flotation device, hold on to the rapidly-deflating balloon that'll soon flop into the water and drag you down into it #monsterdon

is it a bechdel pass if the women are talking to each other about a chicken #monsterdon

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'I need three hundred gallons of oil, stat!'

Terror Birb!

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GIANT CHICKEN

WE HAVE GIANT CHICKEN

WOW.

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B'KAWK MOTHERFUCKER! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

Over the weeks we've been not building a boat, we forgot we were on an island with an ACTIVE VOLCANO peopled with GIANT MONSTERS SOMEHOW.

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#monsterdon I'll take a nap, maybe interest one of those kinky giant crabs. I hear they give awesome claw.

Lady Mary looks like she was swooning and about to pass out, when she saw the chicken, but she couldn’t bother with actually passing out. #Monsterdon

#BigBird :blobaww: I'm all about the #Chickens now! #Monsterdon

Do you think it's something in the water that makes him grow that big? Ernie survivors going to be in a Gulliver's Travel kind of situation here?

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GIANT ENEMY CUCCO

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Chocobo!

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COCKATRICE!

CHICKEN FOR DAYS!

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We Have Chicken!

(but why is the jokey music playing?)

You have encountered a CHOCOBO #monsterdon

Ray Harryhausen knew that birds were dinosaurs long before the rest of us.

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It's a giant chicken I yell ya, a giant chicken!

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Big Bird just wants to be a friend #monsterdon

WE HAVE CHICKEN SIGN!

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the bird actually looks pretty decent

better than the crab

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What an adorable little dinosaur!

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The real star of the film! B'KAWK!! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

#monsterdon "Before all this wokism super sized menus were a thing in KFC"

Chicken!!!!!

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Dude's pretty blase about taking a nap in an island with gi- ah, there we go #Monsterdon

Bra-GAWK

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It’s giant chicken time! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon How'd they find regular sized camels? Maybe they were slaves to the giant crabs!

The cave has bisexual lighting?
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Elana's tired. Bechdel pass #monsterdon

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this narrative completely ignores the ladies, and also posits a forest on the island?

Well I'm tired of working under these conditions too

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I'd normally be throwing popcorn at the screen about 5 minutes ago.

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Wonder what The Professor is working on.

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Two named women talking about work. WE HAVE A PASS

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Captain Nemo’s ship! Monster or madman? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are giant crabs poisonous or food?

#monsterdon Ah, dismantling the patriarchy

Spelling bee time? N A U~ M O U S E~
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@r343l yeah, I am still thinking. I'll take the crab! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A sensible kink!? Like dredging your testicles in hot wax! AWESOME!

#monsterdon "NAU.. Naughty Lad"

the only thing that could make this more boring is if they went underwater with no explanation and had to just be in a submarine for the rest of the time #monsterdon

@diazona Their chef must have magically canned all that crab.

Thank goodness the canner survived the balloon trip.

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I think I would've built the boat before the elevator?

The Nemoverse

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If only war had a safeword... --if Frank Capra wrote this film #monsterdon

#Monsterdon and now we're playing Skyrim?

i bet the giant animals are doing something cool rn

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surprising amount of kink visibility in the civil war-tudor-pirate era #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

"He had a kink about war"

PHRASING

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He had a kink about war? Do tell us more #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Giant oysters there for the taking or go hunt and get eaten by ginormous crabs. Hard decision.

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at least all our tubi ads are political ads so it's all good

So we have a Nemo Cinematic Universe #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are they now going to try to locate ... Nemo? (*I'll just show myself to the corner over here)

(guess i can go get some dinner without fear of missing anything.)
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like all the time you've spend building tables and elevators and whatever all the crap in the bg is, you could've built like, a raft

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TIL Captain Nemo had a kink.

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"They eat you then they steal your flip-flops. Bastards." 👡 👡

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The Nemo stuff feels like when they drop in crossover stuff in MCU solo movies.

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okay i do like that this is not just in the nemoverse but _also_ that those events are well known to the public

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I'm just gonna assume the island is sending them care packages

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Lmao #Nautilus :subtoot:

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the jules cinematic verneverse! #monsterdon

@blogdiva I had a meeting to attend. I would have much preferred watching a good baseball game. Sorry, also, #Monsterdon.

So the coordinates put the island south of French Polynesia and as the captain said, way east of New Zealand #monsterdon

#monsterdon These people are 100 crab meals from anarchy