Ah, The Island Living!

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Sure that bullet lodged in the giant bird's muscles killed it, and not the repeated stand in the neck with a hunting knife. #monsterdon

@ramsey Are giant Bees next?

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G I A N T B E E E E E E E E E S #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

aw maaaaaaaan D: D: D: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon NOT THE BEES

The oboe represents the lamentations of the bored queen bee.

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these two seem to have just had pre-marital sex in a 1960s movie, i would not be wandering into a mysterious cave if i were them. #monsterdon

At least she isn't going commando underneath that scrap of fabric #monsterdon

Oh, shit. With a honeycomb that big… #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lady Mary flirting is really cute.

Island full of giant animals surely a visit to a beehive could never go wrong this is fine #Monsterdon

i saw these guys in battlestar galactica this is not a good place to be

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The greatest thanksgiving of all time.
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@Newpa_Hasai I'm guessing #NotAeuphemusm, back to you Jim #Monsterdon

Um....

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NO FUCKING BEES #Monsterdon

"It is honey! Ever visit a beehive?"

Buddy, if the beehive is leaking THAT much honey, run in the opposite direction.

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Again, they’re not really paying attention to the giant animal clues. #Monsterdon

The land is flowing with honey. Where’s the milk? #Monsterdon

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I guess the giant grab was a one-off, eh?

#monsterdon Male gaze exploded here

DO NOT EAT THE GOOP. jeeesus. #monsterdon

Makeover! #monsterdon "when the lesiured day is done/ why yes, ladies simply must have fu-un..."

They did a great job giving the chocobo beautiful plumage. He's a majestic killer rooster.
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herbert herbert herbert herbert

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ma'am, leave the goop alone. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Woah a really live woman!

this romantic subplot is absolutely destroying me i will not make it at this rate #monsterdon

#Monsterdon There's going to be a lot of rotting flesh around. Nobody thought about preserving all this?

This giant feathered monster is a taste of what Jurassic Park could have given us if they weren’t cowards.

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@oliphant Secret Service ain't worth a damn #monsterdon

#monsterdon The justice of the peace was the giant crab!!! *bites fist*

Are they drinking water from the toilet end of the sex caves?

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This is just Minecraft #monsterdon

Classic miniskirt look of the time!

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Huh, did we skip tracks into Perfect 10 or something? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon anyone remembers where the first goats came from?

“I thought I was chicken when I saw the crab, but then I fought the chicken and felt brave again”

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We're back at the Nemo discourse it's genuinely weird but I'm looking forward to the giant chicken

#monsterdon Now I need this in a farming simulator

Ahh so the Swiss Family Robinson reference is explicit #Monsterdon

they couldn't made like ten boats by now

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"I've decided to marry him."

Did... Did you mention this to HIM, or...? #Monsterdon

The green screen work isn’t great (though it’s fine for the time), but the integration of the guy falling off the collapsing bird was actually quite well done. #monsterdon

Lady Elena in prehistoric goatskin outfit FIVE YEARS before ONE MILLION B.C. with Raquel Welch.

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By the music you know this whole chicken shenanigans isn't going anywhere!
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I get it, they got a lot of meat. But there was no reason to cook the ENTIRE thing for one meal. Not to mention how LONG that would take. #monsterdon

The Nautilus: Part submarine, part supper club.

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#Monsterdon They just ate a giant crab. Why do they need goats.

Lady Mary's invented the mini skirt. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

"Once we've taken down all the trees we'll strip mine the island and leave it as barren as the moon. Profit!"

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Turgoatcrab. #Monsterdon

technicolour floodlights all over the cave

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The beast was assassinated by a sniper on a nearby roof #monsterdon

Wait, bird got shot by a mystery bullet? There's like a magical Santa Claus of a sniper on this island somewhere.

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Yee haw! Chicken ridng rodeo #monsterdon

you would think you would make jerky out of the chicken so it wouldn't all spoil right away but what do i know

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He's not a monster. He's a chicken boo!
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Who scored this, Stan Freburg?

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It's been bugging me every time Lady Mary Fairchild talked. I've heard that voice. Turns out: Barbarella (1968) - The Great Tyrant (voice, uncredited) Holy Crap! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

#Monsterdon wife adds "but does it taste like chicken?"
me: "we're about to find out"

It'a a movie about food. Now they are eating giant chicken.
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... and now we have a mystery bullet ...

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#monsterdon Really, you picked the "Braise Cock" method. Hah.

"god willing there won't be a single giant animal or tree left on this island by the time we're done"

Wait, are the women just inventing beachwear?

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Well Cook? How many minutes did it take to cook a slow oven?

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#Monsterdon What's up with the Captain's beard? Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not. 😳

See, with a bird that size, you want to spatchcock it...

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also Tubi sure has a whole lot of movie versions of Mysterious Island #monsterdon

ok how did you cook that tho lol

even grilling a chicken breast is pretty hard to do without drying it out lol

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they hauled a two thousand pound chicken up a rope into the cave?

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No wild animal should have any muscle that 'cuts like butter'.

Hope you brined that beast. #Monsterdon

I knew this would be about normalizing their food

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#monsterdon Later on, he'd be remembered as the Union soldier that subdued the Giant Cock

a slow oven would be I believe 300-325F

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Thank goodness we got those guns so I could stab him to death.

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Three days later...

KFC AGAIN???

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@paco Oohhhh. Is that what was going on? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon emu wrestling

@jonny I think it checks out unless the chicken is male (i.e. a rooster I guess)

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Admittedly, a flightless bird that big would be terrifying. Just Allosaurus sized.

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Giant chicken for dinner!

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Mysterious Island's Wesley Crusher finally does something right.

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how will they cook this one!?

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Half way into the movie and no one has died.
IT'S MURDER CHICKEN TIME!
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The stop motion crew worked for their pay, unlike the head writer #monsterdon

#Monsterdon These men are not very smart but they ARE really lucky so it seems to be working out. No one has died yet!

@r343l yeah, but they should have, hmm maybe they can't read (the script?!) #Monsterdon

The VFX are so so good

It's a shame about the plodding plot they're attached to

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#Monsterdon Avian Rodeo! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

#monsterdon Ooops, fainting. The last refuge of the bougie carpetbagging dame. The monster will ignore you, if you just faint! Pick the tight Chaise Lounge!!!!

neck stabbing is an acceptable strat tho I guess

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What the hell is that bird?

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I really hope this won awards for special effects. #Monsterdon

@jonny It does! The two ladies talking about the giant rooster!

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Ha ha ha, oh man the closeup on the captain grabbing the chicken neck :D This was NOT meant to be seen in HD, was it? :D #Monsterdon