Ah, The Island Living!
Sure that bullet lodged in the giant bird's muscles killed it, and not the repeated stand in the neck with a hunting knife. #monsterdon
@ramsey Are giant Bees next?
G I A N T B E E E E E E E E E S #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961
aw maaaaaaaan D: D: D: #Monsterdon
#monsterdon NOT THE BEES
The oboe represents the lamentations of the bored queen bee.
these two seem to have just had pre-marital sex in a 1960s movie, i would not be wandering into a mysterious cave if i were them. #monsterdon
At least she isn't going commando underneath that scrap of fabric #monsterdon
Oh, shit. With a honeycomb that big⦠#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Lady Mary flirting is really cute.
Island full of giant animals surely a visit to a beehive could never go wrong this is fine #Monsterdon
i saw these guys in battlestar galactica this is not a good place to be
The greatest thanksgiving of all time.
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
@Newpa_Hasai I'm guessing #NotAeuphemusm, back to you Jim #Monsterdon
Um....
NO FUCKING BEES #Monsterdon
"It is honey! Ever visit a beehive?"
Buddy, if the beehive is leaking THAT much honey, run in the opposite direction.
Again, theyβre not really paying attention to the giant animal clues. #Monsterdon
The land is flowing with honey. Whereβs the milk? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon ποΈ π π¦ π¦ͺ π¦ π±
I guess the giant grab was a one-off, eh?
#monsterdon Male gaze exploded here
DO NOT EAT THE GOOP. jeeesus. #monsterdon
Makeover! #monsterdon "when the lesiured day is done/ why yes, ladies simply must have fu-un..."
They did a great job giving the chocobo beautiful plumage. He's a majestic killer rooster.
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
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ma'am, leave the goop alone. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Woah a really live woman!
this romantic subplot is absolutely destroying me i will not make it at this rate #monsterdon
#Monsterdon There's going to be a lot of rotting flesh around. Nobody thought about preserving all this?
This giant feathered monster is a taste of what Jurassic Park could have given us if they werenβt cowards.
@oliphant Secret Service ain't worth a damn #monsterdon
#monsterdon The justice of the peace was the giant crab!!! *bites fist*
Are they drinking water from the toilet end of the sex caves?
This is just Minecraft #monsterdon
Classic miniskirt look of the time!
Huh, did we skip tracks into Perfect 10 or something? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon anyone remembers where the first goats came from?
Chicken Attack // Song Voyage // Japan // ft. Takeo Ischi
by schmoyoho on YouTube
#monsterdon
βI thought I was chicken when I saw the crab, but then I fought the chicken and felt brave againβ
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We're back at the Nemo discourse it's genuinely weird but I'm looking forward to the giant chicken
#monsterdon Now I need this in a farming simulator
Ahh so the Swiss Family Robinson reference is explicit #Monsterdon
they couldn't made like ten boats by now
"I've decided to marry him."
Did... Did you mention this to HIM, or...? #Monsterdon
The green screen work isnβt great (though itβs fine for the time), but the integration of the guy falling off the collapsing bird was actually quite well done. #monsterdon
Lady Elena in prehistoric goatskin outfit FIVE YEARS before ONE MILLION B.C. with Raquel Welch.
By the music you know this whole chicken shenanigans isn't going anywhere!
#Monsterdon
I get it, they got a lot of meat. But there was no reason to cook the ENTIRE thing for one meal. Not to mention how LONG that would take. #monsterdon
The Nautilus: Part submarine, part supper club.
#Monsterdon They just ate a giant crab. Why do they need goats.
Lady Mary's invented the mini skirt. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
"Once we've taken down all the trees we'll strip mine the island and leave it as barren as the moon. Profit!"
Turgoatcrab. #Monsterdon
technicolour floodlights all over the cave
The beast was assassinated by a sniper on a nearby roof #monsterdon
Wait, bird got shot by a mystery bullet? There's like a magical Santa Claus of a sniper on this island somewhere.
Yee haw! Chicken ridng rodeo #monsterdon
you would think you would make jerky out of the chicken so it wouldn't all spoil right away but what do i know
He's not a monster. He's a chicken boo!
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
Who scored this, Stan Freburg?
It's been bugging me every time Lady Mary Fairchild talked. I've heard that voice. Turns out: Barbarella (1968) - The Great Tyrant (voice, uncredited) Holy Crap! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
#Monsterdon wife adds "but does it taste like chicken?"
me: "we're about to find out"
It'a a movie about food. Now they are eating giant chicken.
#Monsterdon
... and now we have a mystery bullet ...
#monsterdon Really, you picked the "Braise Cock" method. Hah.
"god willing there won't be a single giant animal or tree left on this island by the time we're done"
Wait, are the women just inventing beachwear?
Well Cook? How many minutes did it take to cook a slow oven?
#Monsterdon What's up with the Captain's beard? Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not. π³
See, with a bird that size, you want to spatchcock it...
also Tubi sure has a whole lot of movie versions of Mysterious Island #monsterdon
ok how did you cook that tho lol
even grilling a chicken breast is pretty hard to do without drying it out lol
they hauled a two thousand pound chicken up a rope into the cave?
No wild animal should have any muscle that 'cuts like butter'.
Hope you brined that beast. #Monsterdon
I knew this would be about normalizing their food
#monsterdon Later on, he'd be remembered as the Union soldier that subdued the Giant Cock
a slow oven would be I believe 300-325F
Thank goodness we got those guns so I could stab him to death.
@paco Oohhhh. Is that what was going on? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon emu wrestling
@jonny I think it checks out unless the chicken is male (i.e. a rooster I guess)
Admittedly, a flightless bird that big would be terrifying. Just Allosaurus sized.
Giant chicken for dinner!
Mysterious Island's Wesley Crusher finally does something right.
how will they cook this one!?
Half way into the movie and no one has died.
IT'S MURDER CHICKEN TIME!
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
The stop motion crew worked for their pay, unlike the head writer #monsterdon
#Monsterdon These men are not very smart but they ARE really lucky so it seems to be working out. No one has died yet!
@r343l yeah, but they should have, hmm maybe they can't read (the script?!) #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Avian Rodeo! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
#monsterdon Ooops, fainting. The last refuge of the bougie carpetbagging dame. The monster will ignore you, if you just faint! Pick the tight Chaise Lounge!!!!
neck stabbing is an acceptable strat tho I guess
What the hell is that bird?
I really hope this won awards for special effects. #Monsterdon
@jonny It does! The two ladies talking about the giant rooster!
Ha ha ha, oh man the closeup on the captain grabbing the chicken neck :D This was NOT meant to be seen in HD, was it? :D #Monsterdon