Damn it Nemo! Why did you leave your blinker on! That noise is gonna annoy me for this whole scene.
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
maybe the pirates have some sort of movitations or conflict
#Monsterdon baroque submarine
The Thigh Quotient is peaking #MiniSkirt #ShortyShorts #Monsterdon
The one guy's pompadour is phenomenal, but probably not period accurate. #Monsterdon
@jonny they got smoked out, poor things
I love how the captain just assumes the pirates wouldn't also have a telescope, and also be watching the beaches.
Also, Elena is wearing fucking pumps in the sand.
huh this is indeed the island that served as the home base of the Nautilus.
neat, I didn't realize that Verne tied his some of his stories together that way
Whatβs really cool is that Elena recognizes this must be the Nautilus, and Herbert is just clueless. #Monsterdon
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The dude "all of the giant animals in this movie are one-offs I guess"
we are sad about this budgetary limitation
Gentlemen, we're gonna eat REALLY well tonight #monsterdon
Play the loudest thing while you're exploring the secret submarine. Always wise.
the island! its... oozing! #monsterdon
where'd the bees go they were cool as hell #monsterdon
"Get a room" they said
#monsterdon Captain Nemo's Velvet Playground! Watch out for necrotizing chalmydia!
βIβve never seen anything like it before. Come on, letβs get on itβ#Monsterdon
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Giant Bee! Very cute
I wonder if this weird ship is important... NAH!
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This is how they discover they were on a reality TV show the whole time #monsterdon
I've always loved that Nemo has a pipe organ on a sub. You know that was a *bitch* for the rest of the crew and any sea life. You know he drove the whales insane. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon gollum's cave, starring the nautilus
Fuck! That is one metal ship!
This is why I lock my doors, even when I'm on vacation on a secluded Island in a cave under the sea. You never know when tourist will show up :subtoot:
@otheorange_tag Heyooo!
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It's actually the same political ad over and over
@Bluedepth ooh ooh can it be me, I would love to do that
It's bigger on the outside! #monsterdon
#monsterdon Vernecore
Does Irwin Allen know they stole his sets? #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
@RufusJCooter and maybe music later?! #Monsterdon
if i ever made a submarine, i would definitely put a spiral staircase in it. #monsterdon
@otheorange_tag Well, we also have Herbert Sizzlechest running around in just his jorts!
the main character just became this boy from looking like an absolute peach in those shorts though #monsterdon
@RufusJCooter Why solo? there's two of them #monsterdon
Well, weβve hit the point in the movie where all the plot points collide. Submarine, pirates, everybodyβs split up. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Okay! Who dropped a bucket of dry ice into the briny deep?!?!
like why did you make one of the characters a confederate if there wasn't going be any conflict with the other characters? why
Submarine reveal! Carefully crafted to suggest Disney's design without infringing.
Sounds like Nemo left his turn signal on.
I sense an organ solo coming up...
Jules Verniverse Crossover Time :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon
The next season of One Piece is on the horizon!
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
And yes, I do remember parts of this movie from whenever I watched it many years ago apparently
@jmelesky I don't think she wanted that skirt any longer.
#Monsterdon did.... he just happen to bring explosives?
@Taweret Maybe in the remaining HALF HOUR #monsterdon
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Everyone is just skimpifying their wardrobe I guess
#monsterdon Anyone who can do a by-the-book somersault deserves an Oscar.
These guys have the 1960s version of iPhone face.
It looks like they...Well, I guess it looks like they know what a telephone is.
Yes, let's set our prison made of wax on FIRE!
#monsterdon Again, unironically loving the Nautilus
@moira :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon #tossatnight
What burns worse in this scene, the wax-infused kindling or The Stupid?
Boy, this dark and foreboding cave sure is well lit by a hamfisted lighting designer who had kilowatts for canlights and a selection of tasteful gels.
The miming skills of this cast leave something to be desired #monsterdon
"I'm gonna marry this man."
Minutes later:
"Get in the honeycomb!"
Ladies has this ever happened to you?
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or even some sort of conflict among the characters would be nice
and it seemed like they were setting that up but then they all just get along so
Womp womp. The extra bees just show up to be scary, they don't chase or anything.
"idk i sorta ran out of stuff that could happen on the island so i just went back to the submarine thing" #monsterdon
is this the part where they find one of those new underground cities? #monsterdon
Oh, it's Convenient Revelation Cove! #Monsterdon
There ought to be bees on the other side of the comb, don't you think? #monsterdon
Okay, these pirates at least were mentioned before.
@ColesStreetPothole Writer is a guy! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I think it's from Pirate Bay! Let's see if they have a copy of Silver Linings Playbook, in 1080p! With Subtitles!
i mean, he has technically taken cover, but he's trying to break out of it at the moment. #monsterdon
Usually there are many bees. And a queen, and....
Many crabs. Many birds. Many....things. They usually don't just walk around one at a time with no sense of ecosystem or, you know, parents or babies or shit like that?
This is like the island of Intelligent Design.
It's a boeing being assembled from random parts in a junkyard by a tornado, except it's just random plot elements. It was written by AI before there was AI.
OH YESSSSSS MORE BEES! Okay, one request answered.
'Look, a giant varroa miteβwe're saved!'
just having a main character who wanted something would help so much here
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Now she has a leather minidress?
dummmmm dum dum DUMMMMM whoops doomsday machine is closing on the constellation again
Damn, Elena must have run out of goatskin for her skirt.
hope none of them are allergic to bees
#Monsterdon
I took these matches from that sea-chest days (weeks?) ago, and have been carrying them around in my non-existent pockets.
#Monsterdon baby giant chicken is really cute!
This young man has exhibited poor judgment at every turn. I think she can do better. #Monsterdon
These two aren't sweating enough. It's normally 94 to 96Β° inside of beehive
They could burn their way out using the heat of their smoldering sexual tension alone, have they considered that? #monsterdon
@Crazypedia we're trapped in a wax box, let's set it on fire! #monsterdon
And this boys and girls is why you don't grill inside the house.
@Crazypedia Tonight on mimes-in-training! #Monsterdon
yes i'm sure that'll be enough to smoke out the bees and not suffocate you
Yeah! Let's start a fire so we can asphyxiate that much faster. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
I get a bad feeling about this place. I think those are honey bunches of death!
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That giant chicken was not nearly as plump in life as he is in roasting.
#monsterdon This is a great way to start valuable discussions on the habits of Macgiffin-compromised pollinators!
#monsterdon "get in the cubby! act like garments!"
@Taweret I certainly wouldn't wanna leave, as long as my #SplendaDaddy was with me. #Monsterdon
Bee's running an off the books AirBnB #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Kiddo: how is her dress barely visibly dirty?!
So this giant hive and honeycomb was all the work of a single bee? Have these people ever SEEN a beehive? #Monsterdon
Really? Scare music for a normal iguana?
Correction:
Nautilus: Part submarine, part supper club, part time machine, part squid shocker.
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I wish the giant crab and the giant chicken were the main characters in this story I would enjoy watching them a lot more than these dumb dudes and dudettes
The ever popular solitary bee colony.
okay, i am not in favor of giant bees, but if it can do away with these two, i might elect to just deal with it. #monsterdon