Mysterious Island
Oliphantom Menace
Oliphantom Menace
oliphant@oliphant.social

Usually there are many bees. And a queen, and....

Many crabs. Many birds. Many....things. They usually don't just walk around one at a time with no sense of ecosystem or, you know, parents or babies or shit like that?

This is like the island of Intelligent Design.

It's a boeing being assembled from random parts in a junkyard by a tornado, except it's just random plot elements. It was written by AI before there was AI.

OH YESSSSSS MORE BEES! Okay, one request answered.

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Bluedepth

It's Captain Tim Cook! He'll improve the camera and add rounded chamfered edges! We're saved!

AmyFou 🕊️
AmyFou 🕊️
amyfou@lingo.lol

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the whacking of the giant chicken on his keister with the bat seems like a particularly silly strategy

Oliphantom Menace
Oliphantom Menace
oliphant@oliphant.social

Mysterious honey cave, what could go wrong?

That's a really big honeycomb, huh, wonder how it's made?

OH FUCK GIANT BEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(You'd be saved if you were any kind of naturalist at all. Maybe distracted by that scandalous outfit?)

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SnoopJ
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

I love that they've been on the island long enough to furnish living space and make their own clothes, but they're still using seashells as containers?

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