"Put that down, you stupid American dipshit."

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Apropos of nothing, how exactly did all these landlubbers think they were going to make a ship that was seaworthy at all, let alone one that could survive a thosand mile ocean voyage? #monsterdon

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submarines echo
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you think nemo is here to end the movie, or... #monsterdon

Iguanas. Why did it have to be one iguanas.

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@Taweret well now you're gonna get a bunch of angry wet pirates washing up on the beach

our protagonists are gonna have to go looking for the parts to their communicators

#monsterdon #acnh

"Hi. I'm Bob Oyster." #Monsterdon

@Taweret they were hired, it's in their contract #Monsterdon

ooh the ship sinking is quite good

this movie really is just a series of events to space out the Harryhausen set pieces, isn't it?

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Good thing we didn't need a ship to escape– OH. Nevermind. #Monsterdon

Oh no they sunk my battleship!

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Fun fact: the actor playing Elena grew her own pot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beth_Rogan

#monsterdon i want cannons like that on my house

#monsterdon A reply guy shows up

#monsterdon Aha, we've gone full south-side now. That's what happens when you trip and drop a armed musket, KAREN. Sure, just take that to the manager, see if you can get him to give you a 10% off coupon!

yeah, its nemo

like obvs

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what kind of moral code does captain nemo have that he only blows up warships but ALSO pirate ships, it sounds like he really just blows up any challenge to his naval supremacy #monsterdon

holy shit that was a fucking fantastic special effect

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so there was literally no point to the pirates being in this story

okay

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I just realized Sheena of the jungle over here is walking around as the movie poster right now.

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Took 'em long enough to notice the cannon fire.

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Why fire broadsides at a stone fortification instead of going after them with your cutlasses and whatnot, you wimpy pirates? #monsterdon

Alright we're gonna A-Team this! Let's build a steam engine out of rattan and clock parts!

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#monsterdon Great! Gunplay! Accidental, and obviously a woman. Well, after you started a gunfight, might as well get us coffee toots…

Those pirates are amazingly good shots.

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If the guns arrive in the magical watertight Trunk of Wonder, there must be a gunfight at some point, I suppose.

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It’s already been established that Lady Mary is one of the best shots on the island, and yet she’s the klutz that trips and falls, accidentally setting off the rifle. I don’t buy it. #Monsterdon

@Taweret well, they've been asking for their motivation ever since they found out this wasn't Penzance?! #Monsterdon

whup things are gettin' rocky now

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Okay, the pirates *and* our protagonists are being pretty reasonable.

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Lady Mary must be allergic to firearms or something #monsterdon

meanwhile, in a different movie. #monsterdon

yo ho yo ho a pirate's bit my knees?

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Lady Elena had shoes on when she dove in, but not when she was swimming. 🤔 I wonder if they will show up again?

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Elena lost her shoes

They were nice shoes too, I can't imagine those are easy to come by on a deserted island with giant chickens

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🏴‍☠️ !!!!

#monsterdon Rooting for the pirates, am I a bad person Yahoo answers

Kid's leveled up considerably, huh? #Monsterdon

This movie has alot of shirtless dudes for the 1960s Dudes I don't wanna see shirtless. Have better dudes the 60s!
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#monsterdon Neb's got the position that pirates love. No wool stuck in zippers! What service!

#Monsterdon Jump scare two! Skeleton falls from ceiling!

"you ever visit a beehive?"

WHAT???

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This island is like the Bermuda Fucking Triangle. Literally anyone can show up here at any time. I guess building a boat was a waste of time. Just wait a bit, bad guys will show up, you can take their shit.

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can we just leave these guys and spend the rest of the movie with the pirates instead?

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yo ho yo ho a pirate's in the treeeeeees

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absolutely sick pirate uniforms here with these smee ass caps #monsterdon

#monsterdon How many apex predators can fit on one island? Oh, and of course, you can circumnavigate the entire island in one day, so there are only so many places to hide.

yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for beeeees

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#Monsterdon Jump scare! Normal size iguana!!

Do you think they'll notice the elevator? #monsterdon

yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for meeeeee

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Looks like a bunch of nepo babies setting up a beach to have a party at.

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@CactuarJoe It was great when they stopped for athletic pursuits #monsterdon

@foundthefault it was a giant rooster on #Monsterdon
it was also talked about by two ladies- getting the movie to past the bechtal test :)

yup, must be pirates, they've all got handkerchiefs on their heads. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon if it ain't baroque don't fix it

#monsterdon You know it's the Cabin Boys room, a huge dump of unopened Abilene jars… Kid was a total amateur!

"I never saw that cave before!"

"Maybe the tide came out or something ..."

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Damn it Nemo! Why did you leave your blinker on! That noise is gonna annoy me for this whole scene.
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maybe the pirates have some sort of movitations or conflict

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#Monsterdon baroque submarine

The Thigh Quotient is peaking #MiniSkirt #ShortyShorts #Monsterdon

The one guy's pompadour is phenomenal, but probably not period accurate. #Monsterdon

@jonny they got smoked out, poor things

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I love how the captain just assumes the pirates wouldn't also have a telescope, and also be watching the beaches.

Also, Elena is wearing fucking pumps in the sand.

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huh this is indeed the island that served as the home base of the Nautilus.

neat, I didn't realize that Verne tied his some of his stories together that way

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What’s really cool is that Elena recognizes this must be the Nautilus, and Herbert is just clueless. #Monsterdon

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The dude "all of the giant animals in this movie are one-offs I guess"

we are sad about this budgetary limitation

Gentlemen, we're gonna eat REALLY well tonight #monsterdon

This really is Wandering Into Places And Then Leaving Without Anything Happening; the Movie. #Monsterdon

Play the loudest thing while you're exploring the secret submarine. Always wise.

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the island! its... oozing! #monsterdon

where'd the bees go they were cool as hell #monsterdon

"Get a room" they said

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#monsterdon Captain Nemo's Velvet Playground! Watch out for necrotizing chalmydia!

“I’ve never seen anything like it before. Come on, let’s get on it”#Monsterdon

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Giant Bee! Very cute

I wonder if this weird ship is important... NAH!
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This is how they discover they were on a reality TV show the whole time #monsterdon

I've always loved that Nemo has a pipe organ on a sub. You know that was a *bitch* for the rest of the crew and any sea life. You know he drove the whales insane. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon gollum's cave, starring the nautilus

Fuck! That is one metal ship!

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This is why I lock my doors, even when I'm on vacation on a secluded Island in a cave under the sea. You never know when tourist will show up :subtoot:

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@otheorange_tag Heyooo!

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#monsterdon Did you know you left your blinker on? Hello? Are you deaf? It's quite loud! Are you going LEFT or NOT!?!

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It's actually the same political ad over and over

@Bluedepth ooh ooh can it be me, I would love to do that

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Dumb budget Elvis gets to be the first to explore the Nautilus, so all its cool technology will be completely lost on him. #Monsterdon

It's bigger on the outside! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Vernecore

Does Irwin Allen know they stole his sets? #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

@RufusJCooter and maybe music later?! #Monsterdon

if i ever made a submarine, i would definitely put a spiral staircase in it. #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag Well, we also have Herbert Sizzlechest running around in just his jorts!

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the main character just became this boy from looking like an absolute peach in those shorts though #monsterdon

@RufusJCooter Why solo? there's two of them #monsterdon

Well, we’ve hit the point in the movie where all the plot points collide. Submarine, pirates, everybody’s split up. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay! Who dropped a bucket of dry ice into the briny deep?!?!

like why did you make one of the characters a confederate if there wasn't going be any conflict with the other characters? why

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Submarine reveal! Carefully crafted to suggest Disney's design without infringing.

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