βContact with my own species has always disappointed me.β β Captain Nemo
Oh, my. Is he in for even more disappointment from this crew. #Monsterdon
"You see, that volcano..." *cut to shot of a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VOLCANO* #Monsterdon
why? did he?? stay hidden??? bro have you been WATCHING this movie????? I'M watching this movie, and not only would i stay hidden, i would assassinate all of you in your little leather beds while you didn't notice me.
#monsterdon
According to IMDB the birth name of the actor playing Nemo is Herbert Charles Angelo Kuchacevich ze Schluderpacheru #monsterdon
#monsterdon And I supply more vaseline than you can believe! Watch your step!
#Monsterdon How the hell do you miss that there are giant bees on your island?
#Monsterdon the monster was man the whole time
#monsterdon Nemo must be #actuallyAutistic
dude's shell backpack lol
great give away that you know about the sub now you can't freaking steal it from this dude while he monologues into the sea #monsterdon
This is a great depiction of Nemo so far
Creature from the black lagoon? #Monsterdon
I am Chief Inspector Dre⦠ahem⦠Captain Nemo. #Monsterdon
@socketwench Only when they're finding him!
is this union officer wearing tighty whities under his cutoffs???
Is the youngest of the all wearing short shorts?
#Monsterdon The box of supplies comes with a narrative manual to surviving remote islands!
Well, Nemo says they've been here for months. (Of course, he's the source of the mysterious fire, bullet, and chest)
My cats distracted me and now the pirate ship is sinking? Captain Nemo works fast.
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
@apLundell no, but that doesn't surprise me... is all I'm sayin. #Monsterdon
You spit on the shoes of the family business and study the dramatic arts with the hope that one day you will get a chance to act with a giant hermit crab shell on your back #monsterdon
For me, Herbert Lom will always be Chief Inspector Dreyfus #monsterdon
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luckily the submarine echo does not apply to the pipe organ
@apLundell Really? #monsterdon
"They call me the human snail."#Monsterdon
Nemo!? I thought Disney owned your ass!
Captain Nemo, I presume.
#Monsterdon Nemo took his sweet time to show himself
@jonny For someone who hates war, he really does enjoy war-ish activities. #monsterdon
Has anyone else noticed that Elana is sometimes barefoot and sometimes wearing heels matched to her skin tone? #monsterdon
Easiest ship scuttling ever.
Maximillian Shell!
Our noble savage is Obi Wan Kenobi with a shell rebreather.
nobody asked for a mysterious additional character to be added for the rest of the movie to be about. what we wanted was a) more giant animals, and b) anything to be going on
#monsterdon
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I would like to know more about the bee actors
He's got a tail! #monsterdon
i desperately want one of those stop motion bee puppets they are so fucking cute #monsterdon
#monsterdon Run Elena... it'll be fun to chase you.
Aww man the pirates were so fabulous and they sunk their ship already what a letdown #Monsterdon
"Put that down, you stupid American dipshit."
Apropos of nothing, how exactly did all these landlubbers think they were going to make a ship that was seaworthy at all, let alone one that could survive a thosand mile ocean voyage? #monsterdon
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submarines echo
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you think nemo is here to end the movie, or... #monsterdon
Iguanas. Why did it have to be one iguanas.
@Taweret well now you're gonna get a bunch of angry wet pirates washing up on the beach
our protagonists are gonna have to go looking for the parts to their communicators
"Hi. I'm Bob Oyster." #Monsterdon
Good thing we didn't need a ship to escapeβ OH. Nevermind. #Monsterdon
ooh the ship sinking is quite good
this movie really is just a series of events to space out the Harryhausen set pieces, isn't it?
@Taweret they were hired, it's in their contract #Monsterdon
Oh no they sunk my battleship!
Fun fact: the actor playing Elena grew her own pot.
#monsterdon i want cannons like that on my house
#monsterdon A reply guy shows up
#monsterdon Aha, we've gone full south-side now. That's what happens when you trip and drop a armed musket, KAREN. Sure, just take that to the manager, see if you can get him to give you a 10% off coupon!
what kind of moral code does captain nemo have that he only blows up warships but ALSO pirate ships, it sounds like he really just blows up any challenge to his naval supremacy #monsterdon
holy shit that was a fucking fantastic special effect
I just realized Sheena of the jungle over here is walking around as the movie poster right now.
Took 'em long enough to notice the cannon fire.
Why fire broadsides at a stone fortification instead of going after them with your cutlasses and whatnot, you wimpy pirates? #monsterdon
Alright we're gonna A-Team this! Let's build a steam engine out of rattan and clock parts!
#monsterdon Great! Gunplay! Accidental, and obviously a woman. Well, after you started a gunfight, might as well get us coffee tootsβ¦
Those pirates are amazingly good shots.
If the guns arrive in the magical watertight Trunk of Wonder, there must be a gunfight at some point, I suppose.
Itβs already been established that Lady Mary is one of the best shots on the island, and yet sheβs the klutz that trips and falls, accidentally setting off the rifle. I donβt buy it. #Monsterdon
@Taweret well, they've been asking for their motivation ever since they found out this wasn't Penzance?! #Monsterdon
whup things are gettin' rocky now
Okay, the pirates *and* our protagonists are being pretty reasonable.
Lady Mary must be allergic to firearms or something #monsterdon
meanwhile, in a different movie. #monsterdon
yo ho yo ho a pirate's bit my knees?
Lady Elena had shoes on when she dove in, but not when she was swimming. π€ I wonder if they will show up again?
Elena lost her shoes
They were nice shoes too, I can't imagine those are easy to come by on a deserted island with giant chickens
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#monsterdon Rooting for the pirates, am I a bad person Yahoo answers
Kid's leveled up considerably, huh? #Monsterdon
This movie has alot of shirtless dudes for the 1960s Dudes I don't wanna see shirtless. Have better dudes the 60s!
#Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland
#monsterdon Neb's got the position that pirates love. No wool stuck in zippers! What service!
#Monsterdon Jump scare two! Skeleton falls from ceiling!
This island is like the Bermuda Fucking Triangle. Literally anyone can show up here at any time. I guess building a boat was a waste of time. Just wait a bit, bad guys will show up, you can take their shit.
can we just leave these guys and spend the rest of the movie with the pirates instead?
yo ho yo ho a pirate's in the treeeeeees
absolutely sick pirate uniforms here with these smee ass caps #monsterdon
#monsterdon How many apex predators can fit on one island? Oh, and of course, you can circumnavigate the entire island in one day, so there are only so many places to hide.
yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for beeeees
#Monsterdon Jump scare! Normal size iguana!!
Do you think they'll notice the elevator? #monsterdon
yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for meeeeee
Looks like a bunch of nepo babies setting up a beach to have a party at.
@CactuarJoe It was great when they stopped for athletic pursuits #monsterdon
yup, must be pirates, they've all got handkerchiefs on their heads. #monsterdon
@foundthefault it was a giant rooster on #Monsterdon
it was also talked about by two ladies- getting the movie to past the bechtal test :)
#Monsterdon if it ain't baroque don't fix it
#monsterdon You know it's the Cabin Boys room, a huge dump of unopened Abilene jars⦠Kid was a total amateur!
"I never saw that cave before!"
"Maybe the tide came out or something ..."