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#monsterdon Devastation and Death are just the starts for your Sam's Club membership!

oh my god, WHAT

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no not the pirate ship!

"And the honeycomb" It's big. yeah yeah yeah. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

Oh Captain Nemo, it's not giant animals that'll solve World Hunger, but the death of Capitalism.

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#Monsterdon Captain Nemo got an uncontrollable eye twitch from Clouseau’s constant bungling.

Horticultural physics is certainly a real discipline.

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Seems like it's not just chickens that grow big on the island -- Nemo's got a high horse that's *easily* violating the square-cube law. #Monsterdon

@himbovoorhees would you rather we were still watching them fart around in the cave?

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So is this the same set as 20000 Leagues? It's been literal decades since I've watched it.

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#monsterdon No tshirt at dinner hashtag rude

@himbovoorhees Jules Verne's fault #monsterdon

@amyfou This would not surprise me in the least

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You think they feel silly sitting on the plush velvet banquettes in their desert island rags

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The sets for the submarine are pretty cool.

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"You see, that volcano . . . "

[shot of a smoking volcano that looks NOTHING like the earlier one in the movie]

. . . is on the verge of the eruption."

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@himbovoorhees the censorship board instated upon it #Monsterdon

It does take a special kind of daring to put to sea with that much crushed velvet. #monsterdon

being "anti-war" w/r/t the american civil war feels pretty pathetic lol

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Nemo changes into a crushed velvet smoking jacket. The black soldier? He can just sit there shirtless. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne @apLundell @Zerofactorial So he's a vampire? I can't keep up. #Monsterdon

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now she has a wet leather minidress I guess that was the point

Dude, you have lots of clothes, everyone else's have fallen the fuck off. I'd open those closets, Nemo.

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What happened to the men's clothes?
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He’s one of those guys who can pull off a shell.

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien I know, I want their recipe

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why is the motherfucking nautilus randomly here

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imagine if there had been a plot tho

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also wait so nemo blew up that ship with his bare hands and that spear? or what? the sub was in the bee base. is he a magical animal or just a weird submarine guy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon OMG! Captain Nemo is their mysterious benefactor!

"Whatever does a man do on this island for 8 years?"

"I invented gooning. And perfected autoerotic asphyxiation."

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the sub interior is cool tho

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#monsterdon My erotic needs. Has anyone seen a giant crab with a pronounced limp?

Nemo has squeaky shoes.

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Did he say it would be too small for his knees? Does he have really large knees? I don’t understand. #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @apLundell
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It's one of the continuity problems in the movie. Another is the captain's beard stays after he shaves.

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Lady Mary is a terrible shot

That volcano is on the verge of eruption... No, not that one, the one in the stock footage. #monsterdon

Captain, you're going to need more than one bottle to deal with this lot. #monsterdon

#monsterdon When X users arrive and madtodonians show them around. Wait no is that Elon Musk

If it's the ship that's going to take you to safety why the HELL did you just blow a massive hole in it genius!!?? #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

There's a volcano!?

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"It would be too small.....for my needs."

ACTING.

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For a guy who likes solitude, Nemo sure spent a long time not helping them to leave the island

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@kcarr2015 The flowers they live off of must be the size of garden sheds #monsterdon

@diazona they built an elevator for Christ sake. Of course it’s been months. #Monsterdon

Woof just realized I had #MonsterdonBingo in the first 5 minutes. This movie doesn't mess around.

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nemo refusing to elaborate on his needs is maybe the first good dialogue of the movie #monsterdon

#monsterdon Captain Nemo was the proto-borg. Pass it on…

out there

somewhere

beyond the stars

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So, we're thinking a, ah... Troy McClure-style predilection?

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"Because contact with my species has always disappointed me" Same cousin. Same. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

"Contact with my own species has always disappointed me." -Captain Nemo, volcel

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The stock footage, she's gonna blow! #monsterdon

“Contact with my own species has always disappointed me.” — Captain Nemo

Oh, my. Is he in for even more disappointment from this crew. #Monsterdon

"You see, that volcano..." *cut to shot of a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VOLCANO* #Monsterdon

"Contact with my own species has always disappointed me"

Big feels Nemo. Big feels.

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why? did he?? stay hidden??? bro have you been WATCHING this movie????? I'M watching this movie, and not only would i stay hidden, i would assassinate all of you in your little leather beds while you didn't notice me.
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According to IMDB the birth name of the actor playing Nemo is Herbert Charles Angelo Kuchacevich ze Schluderpacheru #monsterdon

#monsterdon And I supply more vaseline than you can believe! Watch your step!

#Monsterdon How the hell do you miss that there are giant bees on your island?

#Monsterdon the monster was man the whole time

#monsterdon Nemo must be #actuallyAutistic

dude's shell backpack lol

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"contact with my own species has always disappointed me" MOOD #monsterdon #mysteriousisland1961

great give away that you know about the sub now you can't freaking steal it from this dude while he monologues into the sea #monsterdon

This is a great depiction of Nemo so far

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Creature from the black lagoon? #Monsterdon

I am Chief Inspector Dre… ahem… Captain Nemo. #Monsterdon

@socketwench Only when they're finding him!

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is this union officer wearing tighty whities under his cutoffs???

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Is the youngest of the all wearing short shorts?

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#Monsterdon The box of supplies comes with a narrative manual to surviving remote islands!

Well, Nemo says they've been here for months. (Of course, he's the source of the mysterious fire, bullet, and chest)

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My cats distracted me and now the pirate ship is sinking? Captain Nemo works fast.
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@apLundell no, but that doesn't surprise me... is all I'm sayin. #Monsterdon

You spit on the shoes of the family business and study the dramatic arts with the hope that one day you will get a chance to act with a giant hermit crab shell on your back #monsterdon

For me, Herbert Lom will always be Chief Inspector Dreyfus #monsterdon

I seem to remember as a child taking Nemo's side in this....

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luckily the submarine echo does not apply to the pipe organ

@apLundell Really? #monsterdon

"They call me the human snail."#Monsterdon

Nemo!? I thought Disney owned your ass!

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Captain Nemo, I presume.

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#Monsterdon Nemo took his sweet time to show himself

@jonny For someone who hates war, he really does enjoy war-ish activities. #monsterdon

Has anyone else noticed that Elana is sometimes barefoot and sometimes wearing heels matched to her skin tone? #monsterdon

Easiest ship scuttling ever.

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Maximillian Shell!

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"Put that down."

"Okay."

[Sound of pants dropping]

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Our noble savage is Obi Wan Kenobi with a shell rebreather.

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@yatsu "I've been watching from the ship and this has gone on for FAR too long. Director! Roll credits!" #Monsterdon

nobody asked for a mysterious additional character to be added for the rest of the movie to be about. what we wanted was a) more giant animals, and b) anything to be going on
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I would like to know more about the bee actors

He's got a tail! #monsterdon

i desperately want one of those stop motion bee puppets they are so fucking cute #monsterdon

#monsterdon Run Elena... it'll be fun to chase you.

Aquaman's here I was hoping Jason Momo would show up!

wait...

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Aww man the pirates were so fabulous and they sunk their ship already what a letdown #Monsterdon