#monsterdon Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Shit. Someone brought The Joker!

@Taweret You impatient American audiences!!

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is this guy trying to explain why ships sink? i ... cap'n i think we understand this concept. #monsterdon

Lost would've had like three plot twists over the course of this conversation and like ten quotable lines

just saying

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Wait

DOES NEMO HAVE OOMPA LOOMPAS?

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Finding Captain Nemo

(Actually, it wasn't that hard, it's getting him to shut up that's the problem.)

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Captain Nemo's shell napsack is also 🔥

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Are you ready to dance with the devil,
In the shallow shipwreck sea?

Hey, Nemo invented Wonka-power! #Monsterdon

Can someone please explain to me what the Monsterdon tag is about?

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#mysteriousisland An inexhaustible food supply if you include dozens of normal sized goats.

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Nemo gets his equipment from the same place that Willy Wonka does.

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"...show me the pumps"
<displays a room full of shoes>

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#Monsterdon "Contact with my own species has always left me disappointed."

He's making everlasting gobstoppers! #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

@Taweret i would rather they fucked off and i got to just watch the bees be cute

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You must be of adequate rank or social standing to be fully clothed sorry I don't make the rules #Monsterdon

Dance with the devil what brung ya, I guess.

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the world will quake before the might of my army of giana canadian geese

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The orchestra's on break for this long, long scene #monsterdon

every conversation is so rambly

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Who else is cheering for Nemo? 😂

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Left to his own devices Nemo still dislikes humanity but he's turned into a reverse Thanos. Trying to make enough resources to feed a hungry world in need.
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#monsterdon All friend groups have a member that dresses like someone in that scene

The Nautilus looks pretty ok. Why can't it go to sea? #monsterdon

@ramsey Dr. Moreau is on the next island over.

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#monsterdon Captain Nemo is the proto-Gordon Gecko. Greed is good! Sheep the size of cattle! You know! Slightly bigger!

@amyfou How did they know?! deep in the future, how did they know?! #Monsterdon

Nemo is going to be so very disappointed about how the Haber-Bosch process will be used.

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Nemo's shell helmet is 🏆

@Louisa I like this power move of putting on his finest smoking jacket

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Oh, so Captain Nemo made the giant monsters. So he can make giant cows and giant hamburgers and such.

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@otheorange_tag @JoeWynne @apLundell Later he becomes Inspector Clouseau's boss and Van Helsing, so I guess? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That Last Bottle is bigger on the inside.

@Louisa i feel bad just looking at them. So much sand in the upholstery!

Hey Nemo took the time to change clothes and didn't offer these guys a few coats?

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Wait, Nemo is responsible for making animals huge? This Island is much less Mysterious than we thought. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon That face. The lady is clearly pissed they are the only ones doing the goat milking and "domestic" labor.

So, Nemo’s become Dr. Moreau? #Monsterdon

This is a long one compared to a lot of the other movies from this era we've seen. And it really REALLY didn't need to be. #monsterdon

Wait, the pirates are the monsters are the zombies are the Nautilus crew?!? Who saw that coming?

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nemo: "make my monsters grow!" #monsterdon

Yes, but that "food" can eat us. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Geez, Nemo and Mary, get a cave. :blobcatrollingeyes:

"My war will set all men free" -- this is I think more or less the actual phrasing from that one song?

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@paco Like he's consciously trying to make them feel underdressed.

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SHEEP ARE CATTLE, YOU BUFFOON.

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horticultural physics

sickos.jpg

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#monsterdon Devastation and Death are just the starts for your Sam's Club membership!

oh my god, WHAT

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no not the pirate ship!

"And the honeycomb" It's big. yeah yeah yeah. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

#Monsterdon Captain Nemo got an uncontrollable eye twitch from Clouseau’s constant bungling.

Horticultural physics is certainly a real discipline.

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Seems like it's not just chickens that grow big on the island -- Nemo's got a high horse that's *easily* violating the square-cube law. #Monsterdon

@himbovoorhees would you rather we were still watching them fart around in the cave?

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So is this the same set as 20000 Leagues? It's been literal decades since I've watched it.

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#monsterdon No tshirt at dinner hashtag rude

@himbovoorhees Jules Verne's fault #monsterdon

@amyfou This would not surprise me in the least

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You think they feel silly sitting on the plush velvet banquettes in their desert island rags

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The sets for the submarine are pretty cool.

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@himbovoorhees the censorship board instated upon it #Monsterdon

"You see, that volcano . . . "

[shot of a smoking volcano that looks NOTHING like the earlier one in the movie]

. . . is on the verge of the eruption."

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It does take a special kind of daring to put to sea with that much crushed velvet. #monsterdon

being "anti-war" w/r/t the american civil war feels pretty pathetic lol

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Nemo changes into a crushed velvet smoking jacket. The black soldier? He can just sit there shirtless. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne @apLundell @Zerofactorial So he's a vampire? I can't keep up. #Monsterdon

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now she has a wet leather minidress I guess that was the point

Dude, you have lots of clothes, everyone else's have fallen the fuck off. I'd open those closets, Nemo.

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He’s one of those guys who can pull off a shell.

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What happened to the men's clothes?
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@SeanAloysiusOBrien I know, I want their recipe

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why is the motherfucking nautilus randomly here

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imagine if there had been a plot tho

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also wait so nemo blew up that ship with his bare hands and that spear? or what? the sub was in the bee base. is he a magical animal or just a weird submarine guy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon OMG! Captain Nemo is their mysterious benefactor!

"Whatever does a man do on this island for 8 years?"

"I invented gooning. And perfected autoerotic asphyxiation."

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the sub interior is cool tho

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#monsterdon My erotic needs. Has anyone seen a giant crab with a pronounced limp?

Nemo has squeaky shoes.

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Did he say it would be too small for his knees? Does he have really large knees? I don’t understand. #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @apLundell
@Zerofactorial

It's one of the continuity problems in the movie. Another is the captain's beard stays after he shaves.

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Lady Mary is a terrible shot

That volcano is on the verge of eruption... No, not that one, the one in the stock footage. #monsterdon

Captain, you're going to need more than one bottle to deal with this lot. #monsterdon

#monsterdon When X users arrive and madtodonians show them around. Wait no is that Elon Musk

If it's the ship that's going to take you to safety why the HELL did you just blow a massive hole in it genius!!?? #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

There's a volcano!?

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"It would be too small.....for my needs."

ACTING.

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@kcarr2015 The flowers they live off of must be the size of garden sheds #monsterdon

@diazona they built an elevator for Christ sake. Of course it’s been months. #Monsterdon

Woof just realized I had #MonsterdonBingo in the first 5 minutes. This movie doesn't mess around.

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nemo refusing to elaborate on his needs is maybe the first good dialogue of the movie #monsterdon

#monsterdon Captain Nemo was the proto-borg. Pass it on…

out there

somewhere

beyond the stars

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So, we're thinking a, ah... Troy McClure-style predilection?

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"Because contact with my species has always disappointed me" Same cousin. Same. #Monsterdon #MysteriousIsland

"Contact with my own species has always disappointed me." -Captain Nemo, volcel

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The stock footage, she's gonna blow! #monsterdon

“Contact with my own species has always disappointed me.” — Captain Nemo

Oh, my. Is he in for even more disappointment from this crew. #Monsterdon