#Monsterdon I thought she already hit that?

@nazokiyoubinbou You're thinking too hard.

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@Taweret #WhoMadeYou #Monsterdon

“WE MADE YOU AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!”

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"hit me" [pow]

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The beer has been Cracked Open. (Burdock Brewery's Château, for any local listeners.)

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That was some 'White Entitlement' there lady, now the Machines are upset!

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See, this is what happens when your skip your prayers God in the Machine
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"I like spoons", the line he had to deliver in his audition

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Thrill! To the super action of crawling through a storm drain!

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Damn, now there's no A/C. They're really in trouble #Monsterdon

ice cream party tiiiiiime

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now the light switches have been inspirited by the green comet goo

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Someone please make a GIF of the waitress screaming WE MADE YOU

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The elusive mating call of the sixteen wheeler.

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#Monsterdon Is the ceiling fan going to decapitate someone at some point?

Hoooooooooonkk
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"it's ok you're awful at being a criminal, now let's get it on"

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I wonder how Jesus and the apostles would feel about their appearance in this movie

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Oh sure. let's go out on the ocean. There's not gonna be anything out there that could hurt you like giant oceangoing vessels, aircraft carriers, and jets. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon trucks honk when they’re mad

Estevez is selling this Rebel Without a Cause speech so hard, but neither he nor the movie are good enough to make it work

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Aren't the trucks going to run out of gas soon?

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#Monsterdon Why stop?

#monsterdon ah but Who Made Who

Just a world where the only music is AC/DC.

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@jonny I don't think she made any of them though.

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"Why hasn't that jukebox tried to kill them?" BZZZT "Nevermind." #Monsterdon

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Jukebox blows up because AC/DC and electricians know you're not supposed to mix 'em.

#Monsterdon Well, that took a while #JukeBox

who made who?

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she might be losing her shit but she was set off by day after day after year of sexism so i think she's legit

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LB: the only exception to this rule is, evil sprinklers. For some reason. xD

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The Last Supper jukebox, OK,

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This movie is horny for no fucking good reason.

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#monsterdon I feel like the bar for “genius” has lowered a bit to “go to place where no possessed trucks”

I guess all this mechanical mayhem makes people er...thirsty somehow? #Monsterdon

Why does the juke box have a Last Supper on it?

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We definitely need to hear these eating noises really loud. That's why all movies do this and none ever filter that out.

🤢

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I have no interest in this couple, I want murder machines #monsterdon

#monsterdon A nearby island where motor-vehicles are forbidden?

Hopefully nobody else thinks of that.

These are all now officially Chekov's guns #monsterdon

Once more sail power is better!
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the jukebox will betray them by playing nonstop the shaggs

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OMG this part is really horrific.

Make it stop!

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Newlyweds always tickle each other under a coat, right? To uproarious laughter, right?

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#monsterdon Everything eh? Even.... *dun-duuuun-dnnn* Quantum Torpedoes!?!?! LOL!

"If it is the comet that's making everything go crazy, all we gotta do is stay alive for the next seven days."

HOW THE HECK ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO THAT WHEN LIKE HALF OF HUMANITY GOT MURDERED IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES?

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She means hero sandwich, right?

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@Taweret Foley artists working overtime! They were the first sounds of the movie! #Monsterdon

Solution to evil truck problem mentioned during pillow talk. Nice.

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"I got an idea" [beams rock monster into the truck cabins]

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MIC UP THEIR KISSIE LIPS REAL CLOSE LIKE

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stop it

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"Unfortunately the hero is the Toxic Avenger."

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This is a movie that doesn't need a title drop. But I appreciate that it tried and had it as a line leading into a moment of emotional vulnerability.
This movie is still dumb as shit, but some of the actors are trying.
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This is definitely Skynet's dress rehearsal. #monsterdon

#monsterdon guess they had to have sex without any technology. That sometimes happened in the 80s.

Trucks still circling... I can only presume they're enjoying it

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World's ending, sentient trucks are cutting cookies around your wooden structure, and somehow you have not only the time but the inclination to fuck.

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SEVEN DAYS?!

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ugh the smacking noises. stop it

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AC/DC “get it on” music #Monsterdon

Two red flags: She name dropped the movie, and she knows how to fight with a razor.

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YOU CAN'T! WE MADE YOU!

Why doesn't it just drive right into the truck stop???

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#monsterdon Everybody is trying to avoid machines, but when they see a truck-stop surrounded by out of control trucks they all think "Wow, I have to get in there!"

Wait, how does the little kid know the truck station is a good place to go??? #Monsterdon

What is it about aggressive foot action on film that's just so distasteful? #monsterdon

"Fuck like a champion" >> "You sure make love like a hero"

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The dialog is SOOOOO bad. It hurts my ears.

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What kid hasn't ever wanted to crawl through a gross drain pipe, right?

Oh, darn. Foiled. (Why is he disappointed by this???)

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Oh my God Ride of the Valkyries this fucking movie
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Does sex count as "teamwork" for bingo?

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Hoohoo. Title! #Monsterdon

Was that a fly on the camera lens? #Monsterdon

How do you turn on a lamp like this, and then leave it swinging? Why doesn't someone just reach out and stop it?
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Let’s get back the newlyweds, this is the most awkwardly acted couple scene yet #Monsterdon

hope y’all enjoying #Monsterdon. am enjoying this #Tigers #Rangers #baseball game. tell @Taweret unfortunately there are no Rusty Kuntz in this game… or watching it 😜

Make this bathroom scene stop #monsterdon

What does Boss Hogg think is going on here exactly #monsterdon

"you sure make love like a hero" i am going to barf

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I'm not paying a lot of attention to my bingo card, because this movie is good. But I did get #MonsterdonBingo at some point, just marked things up.

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Spot on. A razor is a slashing weapon, not a stabber. She must be from Virginia, just passing through NC

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The stupidity of this movie gets to me too

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A comet tail making everything go crazy and it lasts 7 days?
Ya, I did NOT have that on my bingo card.

North by Northshit.

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#Monsterdon the stupidity of the movie gets to him?

Apropos of nothing, AC/DC is the band for people who love repetitive music but hate techno #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

I still don't know why Capitalist Pig is still alive, man bitching about money and control that much in a survival situation is sucking around for some friendly gunfire. #Monsterdon

So when I went to grab food, all his employees were telling Pat Hingle to go fuck himself. Now I'm back and Pat Hingle is STILL telling them what to do and berating them?

#Monsterdon

Haven't heard "Your ass is grass." since...well...the 80s.

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What truck stop doesn't have an army surplus rocket launcher and multiple rounds of ammo? Perfectly normal.
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There too many snarky things to say about this movie for me to even get a single toot written! 🤦🏻

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Do only the female characters get to say they're scared in this? #monsterdon

Kids have been imperiled - guess I misclicked before the screenshot #Monsterdon

"Yeah, grass, I'd like some grass"

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They're all in a world-wide life or death scenario.

But yeah, of course annoying boss dude still has to be a complete jerkwad.

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This fat boss guy's name is Bubba, so why the heck he call everyone else Bubba?

Or is he like a pokemon and just says his own name randomly?
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ROLL CREDITS!

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hender-SHIT

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