@hollie I'm lumping that in with all the other questions about this plot I'm deliberately preventing myself from asking
Kate Bush would do the soundtrack to Krull, like obviously
Curtis is kind of a dick #monsterdon
Ya know, the waitress/server freaking out is very much like Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden) in "The Mist".
Welp, someoneβs got flesh eating disease now.
Oh c'mon.
I'm watching this thing on Internet Archive and "similar items based on metadata --Play All" brings up Black Adder and Red Dwarf. Not even damn close.
Is someone putting together a spreadsheet of all the non-murderous machines in this film? I think it would be invaluable when the next comet runs by #monsterdon
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Rattum!! π
The rat's like, "you all are stupid. The ledge is dry."
#monsterdon I really love the brown water in these sewers.
@davesdogmaggie yeah the most unrealistic part of this movie where machines are coming to life is where the hitchhiker, who goes around with a knife for self defense against creeps, was arguing for those guys risking THEIR lives to save the life of the guy who assaulted her
I don't think I've ever seen a wooden square sewer pipe before.
Either way, why the heck are they crawling through it? You think this thing can handle the weight of a trailer truck on top of it?
Steven King as the sewer rat.
@hollie Maybe if they just bothered to talk to the trucks and listen to their concernsβ¦
ratty boi!
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@ramsey I suppose that makes more sense than anything else I could think of... I'd imagine a truck would be unlikely to get stuck after smashing a wooden building though
This is the horniest truck stop being circled by killer trucks I've ever seen
Tomorrow it'll be Donald Trump's world #monsterdon
#monsterdon That kid is out past his bedtime.
So, can the sentient trucks see without their headlights on? Wouldn't they be even more dangerous and creepy if they had their headlights off?
#monsterdon
@lytta as long as he doesn't try to drink anything in that tunnel. #yik #monsterdon
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Godzilla: Final Wars, soundtrack by Coldplay
Bubba' private shower EWWWWWWW
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive1986
The waitress is basically made out of ham, and is a true scenery devouring machine!
@SRLevine Yes! I'm glad someone got the reference π
I also survived on Haven for a couple summers but when they started recognizing me and knowing my order I figured I should probably eat other things every once in a while
the gas pumps and some signs are still lit
Curtis had really better not die #monsterdon
cue the effing ACDC
ha! tell him Emilio! #monsterdon
Haven. . . .
a city without violence?
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
@diazona They risk not being able to run after crashing into something. Maybe?
@yatsu so the kid would probably be safe hunkering down for a bit but i bet he's very hungry and thirsty at this point
They're gonna race out there to help the bible salesman and it's just gonna be a Speak'n'Spell that fell off the toy truck luring them out into the Autonomous Republic of Trucksylvania #monsterdon
I'm a few minutes behind on this one and wow... the dialogue quoted in the messages really is quoted.
I'd be tempted to approximate the amount of drugs King had in his system directing this but I'd have to remortgage this house and sell my cars just to come even halfway. Also I'm already like 7 minutes behind I think, and I'd have to pause again...
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WatchVibeβ’οΈ
Enjoyment of unsecured toilet paper rolls scatter β¬οΈ
Wonder at rocket launcher availability β¬οΈ
Clarity around what machines are affected vs. not β¬οΈ
Is she 14 or 34 #monsterdon #maximumoverdrive1986
#monsterdon IF the trucks are gonna honk at them all night, I say the people kiss and make loud slurpy eating noises at them.
The comet ghosts in the sky are angry they don't yet have a strong steal body to rampage in.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
Join them, devote yourselves to them and they will spare you #monsterdon
IS AN INCLINED PLANE TOO SIMPLE A MACHINE TO BECOME SENTIENT
Lol the bible salesman is only mostly dead
I think that whole "We made you!" debacle has to do with the album title: "Who Made Who". Which wikipedia says was the title of this album by AC/DC.
#monsterdon
The trucks seem to be allergic to the building
"help me, truck shop spock"
They've not quite had enough time for him to have... at least not like a hero!
Wow I honestly didnβt know AC/DC did a ballad #monsterdon
"Don't worry, buddy! We'll send an ambulance right after you!" #monsterdon
You pukey things! WE MADE YOU! jeebus lol
#monsterdon
@strangefour Same as bicycles I guess.#Monsterdon
#monsterdon ok so trucks bad spoons good, got it
was the poop sound effect really necessary?? #monsterdon #maximumoverdrive
Should we just write off the Bic truck character, or is it's role going to rise in importance?
Ewww!
Mah-mah-mah-Mitchellβ¦
(And if you got that joke, you are awesome abd now officially the Owlbear's friend.)
ohh the trucks can only go until they run out of gas?? :|c
I'm also thinking of a place called Haven
It's a hoagie restaurant
Excellent place to be in any sort of disaster scenario
#Monsterdon I thought she already hit that?
@nazokiyoubinbou You're thinking too hard.
βWE MADE YOU AND IβM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!β
"hit me" [pow]
The beer has been Cracked Open. (Burdock Brewery's ChΓ’teau, for any local listeners.)
That was some 'White Entitlement' there lady, now the Machines are upset!
See, this is what happens when your skip your prayers God in the Machine
#monsterdon
"I like spoons", the line he had to deliver in his audition
Thrill! To the super action of crawling through a storm drain!
Damn, now there's no A/C. They're really in trouble #Monsterdon
ice cream party tiiiiiime
now the light switches have been inspirited by the green comet goo
Someone please make a GIF of the waitress screaming WE MADE YOU
The elusive mating call of the sixteen wheeler.
#Monsterdon Is the ceiling fan going to decapitate someone at some point?
Hoooooooooonkk
#monsterdon
"it's ok you're awful at being a criminal, now let's get it on"
Oh sure. let's go out on the ocean. There's not gonna be anything out there that could hurt you like giant oceangoing vessels, aircraft carriers, and jets. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon trucks honk when theyβre mad
Estevez is selling this Rebel Without a Cause speech so hard, but neither he nor the movie are good enough to make it work
Aren't the trucks going to run out of gas soon?
#Monsterdon Why stop?
#monsterdon ah but Who Made Who
Just a world where the only music is AC/DC.
@jonny I don't think she made any of them though.
"Why hasn't that jukebox tried to kill them?" BZZZT "Nevermind." #Monsterdon
Jukebox blows up because AC/DC and electricians know you're not supposed to mix 'em.
#Monsterdon Well, that took a while #JukeBox
who made who?
she might be losing her shit but she was set off by day after day after year of sexism so i think she's legit
LB: the only exception to this rule is, evil sprinklers. For some reason. xD
The Last Supper jukebox, OK,
This movie is horny for no fucking good reason.
#monsterdon I feel like the bar for βgeniusβ has lowered a bit to βgo to place where no possessed trucksβ
I guess all this mechanical mayhem makes people er...thirsty somehow? #Monsterdon
Why does the juke box have a Last Supper on it?
We definitely need to hear these eating noises really loud. That's why all movies do this and none ever filter that out.
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I have no interest in this couple, I want murder machines #monsterdon
#monsterdon A nearby island where motor-vehicles are forbidden?
Hopefully nobody else thinks of that.