NOOOO NOT THE BEER TRUCK #monsterdon

NO!!! NOT THE BEER!??!!!

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SONSABITCHES! WE MADE YOU! BUMPUSES!

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THEY BLEW UP MILLER :D

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You know, Bubba is a shit stain of the first order, but at least he actually told the kid. And was the first one to show him any sympathy.

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"Hey Mr. White I think there--"

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damn they didn't even let her have her moment. rude

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seems like he got hendershot

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okay, see, this is why we shouldn't make weaponized autonomous robots #monsterdon

Aw yiss, annoying asshole died

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Bye Bubba #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

The growling is a nice touch.

And by nice I mean, "cheesy as hell, but at least consistent with it's batshit premise."

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@sakhavi Oh wow, cue one for the underdog.

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yES ANGRY WAITRESS WIELD THAT BAZOOKA

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#monsterdon did. Did the gun just growl?

@davesdogmaggie The found the most anglo kid they could find. #monsterdon

Not an ancient sacred machine burial ground #monsterdon

I always appreciate when the Monster uses Strategy....

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well that slimmed down the payroll

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Morse Code from a truck???
So the Miller truck went up like it was carrying hooch. Not even high point beer can do THAT.

Very polite of no one to comment on the rescue team being drenched in raw sewage

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So is the vehicle operating the gun? or is the gun acting autonomously?

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@whiskeysailor the real horror

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My Transformers: The Movie-fried brain: "First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!"

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#monsterdon nooo Mr hendershot oh well

The truckstop has been breached!

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@jsit what is this silly little thing 😆 #Monsterdon

Bye Bubba. You will not be missed. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

does that count as breaking the fourth wall? #monsterdon

Is that a G-3 on the small vehicle?

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Bulldozer says “Hold My Beer” #Monsterdon
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good things m72s famously have no backblast or his leg would be gone

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Can anyone give me a timestamp for where y'all are?

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Having a bible salesman threatening to drag a small boy to his death in a muddy ditch is another really Stephen King thing.
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I was wondering when they would realize that walls aren't impenetrable #monsterdon

Um... did that truck just scream in pain? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon kid says “I feel like the trucks could’ve done that”

It's morse, what's it spelling out?

YOU
ARE
AN
ASSHOLE

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#Monsterdon wait I saw this in Airplane!

@sakhavi The little cart is trying its best!

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this very silly vehicle is technically a tactical

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As far as I'm concerned, AC/DC is one of only two good things in this movie.

(The other is Yeardley Smith)

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#Monsterdon little cart thing tagging along behind the bulldozer like its hype man

this movie already feels like its gone on longer than it needs to

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Guys crawling, from both directions #Monsterdon

Welp, my dad's dead. Guess I'll play with these bubbles. #Monsterdon

yeah the hitchhiker has a new perm. guess she got it at the truck stop.

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Oh, they were just waiting for the specialists...

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This is the comet I am referring to https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/jul/03/nasa-interstellar-comet-solar-system-a11pl3z-3i-atlas #monsterdon

The Stepford Wives, soundtrack by St Vincent

I'd listen to that, tbh

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As someone who grew up in rural Ontario, AC/DC as the soundtrack was supposed to be cool.

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#monsterdon I am developing sympathetic pinkeye right now, gaaaah I hate this no-exit claustrophobia shit! It's not really even that, it's the frikken mess! Ohhh god! LOL! Yuuuuck! ;)

NO KID THAT AGE EVER PLAYS WITH BUBBLES!

Geez!

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#Monsterdon the thrilling MEDIAN scene

Here comes trouble. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

That is also me most mornings, being riddled with bullet holes right after I have my tea by whatever chicken-shit project I have on the go.

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That kid grew up to be Dolf Lundgren.

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#Monsterdon I knew that was Lisa Simpson! Musta missed her name at the start.

"Road Twitch?" The steamrolled a kid and she couldn't say "Road Bitch?"#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

About time someone slapped that dude.

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@amyfou I'll allow it

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I love that King had to find a way to squeeze a kid to traumatize into this story.

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How does this movie still have 30 minutes‽
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road... _twitch_?

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#monsterdon Do you guys have any idea how illegal owning a rocket launcher is?

WATCH OUT FOR THAT BACKBLAST

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So Connie talked to Holly about whether or not the truck got 'em that probably doesn't count as a Bechdel pass for purposes of bingo tonight, right?

Wow Stephen King sure loves piss jokes huh

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#Monsterdon for the love of god, the rocket launcher works EVERY TIME. JUST USE IT

The kid's gonna grow up to be John Conner.

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did the hitchhiker get a new perm

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I'm not sure what they hoped to accomplish by dropping a sleeping bag in there. Of course that sucker weighs a ton, you just soaked it in sewage, you stupid asshole.

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@kshernandez He needs a power though. Like he can set the trucks on fire with his mind or something.

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well your dad's partly here, partly in kinda straggly bits runnin' up to the state line

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Looking extremely forward to shrieking Lisa Simpson being hit by a truck #Monsterdon

casual RPG hipfire #monsterdon

so we just learned the kid actually has a pretty good motivation for having made his way to the truck stop

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#Monsterdon there she goes again, “I THINK THEY’RE DEAD”

the guy in the green shirt is me, most mornings, before tea.

smashes through all doors breaking any glass in them

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

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@davesdogmaggie I'm just glad he made it... I thought he got run over at the baseball field. Way to go, kid. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Get me out of this ditch, or by Jesus, I'll kill you. These lines just write themselves.

@Taweret King just recently sold his radio station WZON in Maine. All it played was old white guy rock, all the time #Monsterdon

This murder brought to you by Bic Pens. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

AC/DC whips ass and AC/DC is stale dad rock in 2025, both of these things can be true at the same time #monsterdon

@fabio he's an equal opportunity sex offender

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#monsterdon and that little boy grew up to be? JD Vance.

Little baseball boy climbed through a river of shit and came out clean.
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HELP ME TRUCK STOP SPOCK HELP ME

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idk why the trucks dont just break the building and run them over #Monsterdon #maximumoverdrive

I have so many concerns about this scene with the sewers...particularly after being reminded of how good sewer work is done by rereading some Rivers of London books recently (I didn't read that far back, but they did make a quip about it since at this point it's a running gag).

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can a drain work as a 'cave' for purposes of monsterdon mega card bingo?

Personally I would go into the sewer to save a dude who has chick tracts
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@Cherizilla I think the jukebox is a friendly too #monsterdon

@diazona So, so many questions

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Brett and Connie exchange lines...about men. Dammit #monsterdon

folks bagging on ac/dc is like claiming Matrix bullet-time is washed up and shit :(

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STFU Curtis #Monsterdon

You know, seeing movies like this, where presumably machines all over the world go crazy like this, there's a part of me that wants to see the aftermath, the "how does the world react to machines going vile". The conspiracy theories, the banning of machines, all that jazz.

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There's another blast from the past. I haven't played spoons in forever!

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