These are all now officially Chekov's guns #monsterdon

Once more sail power is better!
#monsterdon

the jukebox will betray them by playing nonstop the shaggs

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

OMG this part is really horrific.

Make it stop!

#Monsterdon

Newlyweds always tickle each other under a coat, right? To uproarious laughter, right?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Everything eh? Even.... *dun-duuuun-dnnn* Quantum Torpedoes!?!?! LOL!

"If it is the comet that's making everything go crazy, all we gotta do is stay alive for the next seven days."

HOW THE HECK ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO THAT WHEN LIKE HALF OF HUMANITY GOT MURDERED IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES?

#Monsterdon

She means hero sandwich, right?

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

@Taweret Foley artists working overtime! They were the first sounds of the movie! #Monsterdon

Solution to evil truck problem mentioned during pillow talk. Nice.

#Monsterdon

"I got an idea" [beams rock monster into the truck cabins]

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

MIC UP THEIR KISSIE LIPS REAL CLOSE LIKE

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

stop it

#monsterdon

"Unfortunately the hero is the Toxic Avenger."

#Monsterdon

This is a movie that doesn't need a title drop. But I appreciate that it tried and had it as a line leading into a moment of emotional vulnerability.
This movie is still dumb as shit, but some of the actors are trying.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

This is definitely Skynet's dress rehearsal. #monsterdon

#monsterdon guess they had to have sex without any technology. That sometimes happened in the 80s.

Trucks still circling... I can only presume they're enjoying it

#Monsterdon

World's ending, sentient trucks are cutting cookies around your wooden structure, and somehow you have not only the time but the inclination to fuck.

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

SEVEN DAYS?!

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

ugh the smacking noises. stop it

#monsterdon

AC/DC “get it on” music #Monsterdon

Two red flags: She name dropped the movie, and she knows how to fight with a razor.

#Monsterdon

YOU CAN'T! WE MADE YOU!

Why doesn't it just drive right into the truck stop???

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Everybody is trying to avoid machines, but when they see a truck-stop surrounded by out of control trucks they all think "Wow, I have to get in there!"

Wait, how does the little kid know the truck station is a good place to go??? #Monsterdon

What is it about aggressive foot action on film that's just so distasteful? #monsterdon

"Fuck like a champion" >> "You sure make love like a hero"

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

The dialog is SOOOOO bad. It hurts my ears.

#Monsterdon

What kid hasn't ever wanted to crawl through a gross drain pipe, right?

Oh, darn. Foiled. (Why is he disappointed by this???)

#Monsterdon

Oh my God Ride of the Valkyries this fucking movie
#Monsterdon

Does sex count as "teamwork" for bingo?

#monsterdon
#MaximumOverdrive

Hoohoo. Title! #Monsterdon

Was that a fly on the camera lens? #Monsterdon

How do you turn on a lamp like this, and then leave it swinging? Why doesn't someone just reach out and stop it?
#monsterdon

Let’s get back the newlyweds, this is the most awkwardly acted couple scene yet #Monsterdon

Make this bathroom scene stop #monsterdon

What does Boss Hogg think is going on here exactly #monsterdon

"you sure make love like a hero" i am going to barf

#monsterdon

I'm not paying a lot of attention to my bingo card, because this movie is good. But I did get #MonsterdonBingo at some point, just marked things up.

#Monsterdon

The stupidity of this movie gets to me too

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#MaximumOverdrive

A comet tail making everything go crazy and it lasts 7 days?
Ya, I did NOT have that on my bingo card.

North by Northshit.

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

#Monsterdon the stupidity of the movie gets to him?

Apropos of nothing, AC/DC is the band for people who love repetitive music but hate techno #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

So when I went to grab food, all his employees were telling Pat Hingle to go fuck himself. Now I'm back and Pat Hingle is STILL telling them what to do and berating them?

#Monsterdon

There too many snarky things to say about this movie for me to even get a single toot written! 🤦🏻

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Do only the female characters get to say they're scared in this? #monsterdon

Kids have been imperiled - guess I misclicked before the screenshot #Monsterdon

"Yeah, grass, I'd like some grass"

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

They're all in a world-wide life or death scenario.

But yeah, of course annoying boss dude still has to be a complete jerkwad.

#Monsterdon

ROLL CREDITS!

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

I am INTO this movie. Gas station owner's got a bazooka? Why the FUCK not?
-sniff-
Anybody got more coke?
#Monsterdon

Ok, what is it with fucking 80s movies and not having conversation loud enough to be audible?

#Monsterdon

@Terencio awwww yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

#Monsterdon

The NC tycoon boss with a secret hoard of weapons is the most realistic thing in this movie #Monsterdon

I know it's not at all the point but M72's are shoulder fired and not at all reloadable

#monsterdon

He needed to get a better smell I guess.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#MaximumOverdrive

"What gets me is the stupidity"..."Froze like a rabbit".

There ya go--an actor critiquing the film he's in.

#Monsterdon 🚚 🤖 📠 🏧 😱

"Jesus Christ Palomino"???

Oh Curtis, you should have listened to your wife!

#RookieMistake #Monsterdon

obligatory King pissing scene #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Reload Me... Boy… *stares at checklist* ;)

@randy_s Getting close!

#Monsterdon

Jesus Christ Palomina, the holiest of horses

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Is this foley really necessary #monsterdon

Really grateful they included all the [flatulence] in the subtitles. I couldn't hear it over my air conditioner. #monsterdon

what is it with stephen king and bathrooms #monsterdon

Ah all the fart noises while he poops.

Good call Mr King

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Ok, so... I think the trailer trucks can rebel against humanity, but actual cars can't. I think we finally found something consistent.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon ok we don’t have to keep hearing his body noises

OK, now this part is just mean, reminding Emilio Estevez that his father was in a WAY better movie.

#Monsterdon

the arsenal!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wagner was metal before it was cool. Ugh. I hate myself for saying that.

The official anthem of planes running people down is Ride of the Valkyries

#Monsterdon

Ride of the Valkyries?

The sentient machines like WAGNER????

This truly is a horror flick #Monsterdon

"What is going on?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!!"
Our movie folks.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Calling the rocket launcher from the basement a Secret Stash for BINGO #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon air power :D

De plane! De plane!

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

@70sgayspaceangel i always love people’s amazing comments picking at these things. I think it was Samuel Taylor Coleridge who coined the term ‘willing suspension of disbelief.’ He would have loved this movie no doubt #Monsterdon

I eat my hat #monsterdon

Bingo!

#Monsterdon

@hollie I suppose that's #Monsterdon in a nutshell

I assume "Music by ACDC" includes the Wagner.

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

unexpected but welcome advocacy of consent from Emilio Estevez

#Monsterdon

so far this is really the definition of 'not a good movie but a fun movie'

#monsterdon

#monsterdon kiww the wabbit, kiww the wabbit

Uh oh! Here come the Valkyries

#monsterdon
#MaximumOverdrive

#monsterdon Oh _that_ was a nap, catching up at 1.23x speed for the last several, just up to Lisa Simpson and her hew husband meet the tow truck from hell now.

they are not literally playing the ride of the valkyries right now. #monsterdon

Did ACDC play the Wagner?? Tell me it's true.

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

literally every scene of this movie is stephen king going, "y'know what'd be funny?"

#monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

Okay. Flight of the Valkyries. I laughed. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

See, this is a prequel to PIxar's Planes too #MaximumOverdrive #monsterdon

He’s so TIIIIIINY!

#Monsterdon

I mean the guy looks like he never learned how to shave, guess he wouldn't know how a razor works
#monsterdon

Honestly, Curtis was doing a damn fine job trying to evade a killer truck. Dunno why you'd think he shouldn't be driving.

Bit confusing why some cars are fully possessed and some are docile but shhhhhhhhhhhhh, snort some more coke.
#Monsterdon

Toilet paper explosion was not on my bingo card #Monsterdon

Do they have a bazooka? #Monsterdon