Oh look: an MP3 player the size of a washer/dryer.
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This waitress is 100% correct btw
The speech about being stupid could be Emilio just talking about accepting this role.
They ought to be more afraid of STDs #monsterdon
TRIVIA: Stephen King wanted Bruce Springsteen to play the role that Estevez got. Picture that.
Okay so there's no cars on the island. Are there walkmans? Lawnmowers? Electric knives? #Monsterdon
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Misophonia alert - they should not be slurping that cupcake π€’
Planes are assholes too. Decepticons rise up!
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
HOBIE MENTIONED
I keep forgetting to hashtag my posts, so anyone following me and muting Monsterdon is prolly pretty confused.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
I give Emilio Estevez some credit. He's trying with the material he's been given.
This is another one of those films that makes me want to take a shower. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
it would be great if they could become robots like "Transformers"
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Dear movie, you are 5,000 times more interested in this couple than I am. #Monsterdon
denied every 80βs kidβs favorite activity: crawling through sewage pipes #monsterdon
I get the reference but I'm pretty sure civil aviation aircraft didn't have speakers mounted to play classic music
Oh, you sweet summer children, looking for logic and rules from a coked-up drunk Stephen King flick
::pops another gummy::
#Monsterdon That guy does not know how to wear a tie.
#monsterdon βchild on a bicycle facing supernatural forces in the 80s, I trust him with my lifeβ β kid
Weird, AC/DC's version of Ride Of The Valkyries sounds just like every other version I've heard.
They did it! They said the name! πππ
[Trucks Rumbling]
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#monsterdon Iβm not sure hendershot keeps his AKβs loaded though
What!? Consent? In the 80's!? #monsterdon
I mean this is deliberate camp though, right? #monsterdon
What truck stop doesn't have an army surplus rocket launcher and multiple rounds of ammo? Perfectly normal.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
So the Boss is Klan, right?
This fat boss guy's name is Bubba, so why the heck he call everyone else Bubba?
Or is he like a pokemon and just says his own name randomly?
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hender-SHIT
#monsterdon Jesus Christ. Palomino. Who in the hell do you think you be now?
Oh wait, no, THIS is the secret stash #Monsterdon
A little Flight of the Valkyrie to build tension.
Good thing the weapons aren't turning evil
But why is the newlywed car not evil too?
This movie is so dumb in ways that make no sense.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
@sean
The best ones, down here in NC.
[farts intensify]
#Monsterdon Only one square to go!
Yes, Curtis. Help her. Into traffic.
#Monsterdon Was that a nod to Hitchcock?
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I didn't know AC-DC could play 'Ride of the Valkyries'
I'd like to think even the batteries are evil now. Just sitting there, suffocating in their little plastic clamshell packages, seething with murderous rage.
"That's what I was doing before every machine in the world went into maximum overdrive." THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW
One truck blown up real good! Sixty nin zillion to go.
WTF...a BAZOOKA? What...where...?
Why did they not pull that out WAY BEFORE NOW?
what even IS this #Monsterdon ?
SHE SAID THE THING
#monsterdon She said it! She said the line!
I'm scared too lady
#monsterdon IT WENT KABOOM! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! All the ruined toilet paper everywhere! THE HORROR!!!
I didn't realize this movie was going to be so shocking... I think I'm going to have to have a moment.
I think this constitutes bingo!
#monsterdon So, the truck was just carrying tens of thousands of loose toilet paper rolls? Not in boxes or anything?
@jadebees π΅We got a great big Convoy, ainβt she a beautiful sight! π΅
truck stop has a rocket launcher
well
it is the south
if i had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would die
On NOW she's stuck on the seat belt. Right. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
I think all the malevolent trucks get their orders from AC/DC #monsterdon
the fuck?
#monsterdon
Trucks go round and round
SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID THE THING!
@catzilla Evil sprinklers
Yes, OSRed in Yeardley is what this movie needed.
"Gas world: $1.08"
And that's why we're in OUR mess, you self-centered 80s pukes.
#Monsterdon
a honeymoon to remember, visit North Carolina!
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Narrator: βHe did not in fact time the gap very well.β
@saucerlost WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE
I'm in Virginia. I am obligated to dump on any/all neighboring states.
They blew that truck up for real. That's how you know they spent serious money making this.
Perfect .gif: cropped shot of the toy truck, its eyes flaring red, with the "Happy" along the side edited to flare up at the same time.
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@whiskeysailor the original short story this was based on was called Trucks, if that makes you feel better
We got ourselves a Convoy!
We're in North Carolina. That explains why everybody is so stupid.
Okay Iβm not watching #Monsterdon , but reading everyoneβs description is giving me a flashback of when I was a little kid, and I must have seen a trailer for Maximum Overdrive? Or seen a clip or something? Either way, now I know what that was, thanks everyone
But this is how the roads are like in North Carolina anyway? Constant truck duels.....
Why is this an action scene? This is just normal driving on a US highway
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"Why is this happening?" is the motto for tonight's Monsterdon.
"You wanna rock and roll withe me. Puss bag."
Well if that ain't the most Stephen King dialog ever written.
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
#monsterdon All Cars Are Bad...
So ... this is kind of like Christine, but with movie money and lots of cocaine.
Okay, Stephen, maybe stick to horror and skip the romanceβ¦
@klu9 Guess it's not. #monsterdon
Seems like radio equipment gets a free pass from murderous impulses #monsterdon
Why is newlywed car immune? #Monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 solenoids, controller. So far this is the only thing Iβm on board with. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive
now i've got transformers on the brain and i'm thinking about how much the decepticons would love this movie
Capitalist boy over there trying to figure out how to charge the sentient trucks rent 9_9 #Monsterdon
Get smacked by a Mac.
#monsterdon f that phone booth in particular
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
@jsit we love a "protagonists are holed up in a small building" plot. King revisits this well in so much of his work for a reason!
@Zerofactorial Little known fact, a human being can outrun an 18-wheeler for the first fifty feet. #Monsterdon
This gas station fort has Tremors overtones #monsterdon
Never run in a straight line from a sentient eighteen wheeler #monsterdon
We got ourselves a convoy!
Back in the 80s, we all had happy assholes
Lawnmowerman reference?
#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive