Eeeewww gross

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Chekov's armory!
So guns count as simple machines and aren't possessed? I guess things need some wiring to be haunted by evil comet ghosts?
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@SnoopJ

Wicked Wedges

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"Whole Goddam world is going tits up"

This is a #Monsterdon for our times

Somebody is going to stick a gun in their pants at some point. You know how I feel about that

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ok, but the thing is that nothing has actually happened in this movie yet storywise #monsterdon

An Oscar-worthy monologue #monsterdon

Dude, she has a broken bottle in her hand. Don’t “Sweet Thing” her!!!! #Monsterdon

Oh good, I was hoping the lights were going to get in on the Being Evil thing.

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Oh look: an MP3 player the size of a washer/dryer.
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#Monsterdon 🚚 🤖 📠 🏧 😱

This waitress is 100% correct btw

The speech about being stupid could be Emilio just talking about accepting this role.

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They ought to be more afraid of STDs #monsterdon

TRIVIA: Stephen King wanted Bruce Springsteen to play the role that Estevez got. Picture that.

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Okay so there's no cars on the island. Are there walkmans? Lawnmowers? Electric knives? #Monsterdon

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Misophonia alert - they should not be slurping that cupcake 🤢

Planes are assholes too. Decepticons rise up!
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HOBIE MENTIONED

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I keep forgetting to hashtag my posts, so anyone following me and muting Monsterdon is prolly pretty confused.
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I give Emilio Estevez some credit. He's trying with the material he's been given.

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This is another one of those films that makes me want to take a shower. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

it would be great if they could become robots like "Transformers"
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Dear movie, you are 5,000 times more interested in this couple than I am. #Monsterdon

denied every 80’s kid’s favorite activity: crawling through sewage pipes #monsterdon

I get the reference but I'm pretty sure civil aviation aircraft didn't have speakers mounted to play classic music

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Oh, you sweet summer children, looking for logic and rules from a coked-up drunk Stephen King flick

::pops another gummy::

#Monsterdon That guy does not know how to wear a tie.

#monsterdon “child on a bicycle facing supernatural forces in the 80s, I trust him with my life” — kid

Weird, AC/DC's version of Ride Of The Valkyries sounds just like every other version I've heard.

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They did it! They said the name! 🎉🎉🎉

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[Trucks Rumbling]
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#monsterdon I’m not sure hendershot keeps his AK’s loaded though

@nev Uhm...

Actually, maybe you're on to something?

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What!? Consent? In the 80's!? #monsterdon

I mean this is deliberate camp though, right? #monsterdon

"Who you gonna call, huh?"

me: "Ghost—"

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So the Boss is Klan, right?

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#monsterdon Jesus Christ. Palomino. Who in the hell do you think you be now?

Oh wait, no, THIS is the secret stash #Monsterdon

A little Flight of the Valkyrie to build tension.

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Good thing the weapons aren't turning evil

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But why is the newlywed car not evil too?
This movie is so dumb in ways that make no sense.
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@sean
The best ones, down here in NC.

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[farts intensify]

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#Monsterdon Only one square to go!

Yes, Curtis. Help her. Into traffic.

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I didn't know AC-DC could play 'Ride of the Valkyries'

I'd like to think even the batteries are evil now. Just sitting there, suffocating in their little plastic clamshell packages, seething with murderous rage.

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"That's what I was doing before every machine in the world went into maximum overdrive." THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW

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One truck blown up real good! Sixty nin zillion to go.

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WTF...a BAZOOKA? What...where...?

Why did they not pull that out WAY BEFORE NOW?

what even IS this #Monsterdon ?

SHE SAID THE THING

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#monsterdon She said it! She said the line!

I'm scared too lady

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#monsterdon IT WENT KABOOM! AAAAAHHHHH!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! All the ruined toilet paper everywhere! THE HORROR!!!

I didn't realize this movie was going to be so shocking... I think I'm going to have to have a moment.

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I think this constitutes bingo!

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#monsterdon So, the truck was just carrying tens of thousands of loose toilet paper rolls? Not in boxes or anything?

@jadebees 🎵We got a great big Convoy, ain’t she a beautiful sight! 🎵

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truck stop has a rocket launcher

well

it is the south

if i had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would die

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On NOW she's stuck on the seat belt. Right. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

I think all the malevolent trucks get their orders from AC/DC #monsterdon

the fuck?
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Trucks go round and round

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SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID THE THING!

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"Gas world: $1.08"
And that's why we're in OUR mess, you self-centered 80s pukes.
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Yes, OSRed in Yeardley is what this movie needed.

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

a honeymoon to remember, visit North Carolina!
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Narrator: “He did not in fact time the gap very well.”

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@saucerlost WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

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I'm in Virginia. I am obligated to dump on any/all neighboring states.

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They blew that truck up for real. That's how you know they spent serious money making this.

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Perfect .gif: cropped shot of the toy truck, its eyes flaring red, with the "Happy" along the side edited to flare up at the same time.
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@whiskeysailor the original short story this was based on was called Trucks, if that makes you feel better

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We got ourselves a Convoy!

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“Curtis, what is going on?!”

“I don’t know… why don’t we call the police?”

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We're in North Carolina. That explains why everybody is so stupid.

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vidja gaaaaaaaames

shower facilities (never used)

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Okay I’m not watching #Monsterdon , but reading everyone’s description is giving me a flashback of when I was a little kid, and I must have seen a trailer for Maximum Overdrive? Or seen a clip or something? Either way, now I know what that was, thanks everyone

But this is how the roads are like in North Carolina anyway? Constant truck duels.....

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Why is this an action scene? This is just normal driving on a US highway
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"Why is this happening?" is the motto for tonight's Monsterdon.

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"You wanna rock and roll withe me. Puss bag."
Well if that ain't the most Stephen King dialog ever written.
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#monsterdon All Cars Are Bad...

So ... this is kind of like Christine, but with movie money and lots of cocaine.

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Okay, Stephen, maybe stick to horror and skip the romance…

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@klu9 Guess it's not. #monsterdon

Seems like radio equipment gets a free pass from murderous impulses #monsterdon

Why is newlywed car immune? #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 solenoids, controller. So far this is the only thing I’m on board with. #Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

now i've got transformers on the brain and i'm thinking about how much the decepticons would love this movie

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Capitalist boy over there trying to figure out how to charge the sentient trucks rent 9_9 #Monsterdon

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Get smacked by a Mac.

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LEON RIPPY!

I forgot he's in this

#monsterdon f that phone booth in particular

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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@jsit we love a "protagonists are holed up in a small building" plot. King revisits this well in so much of his work for a reason!

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@Zerofactorial Little known fact, a human being can outrun an 18-wheeler for the first fifty feet. #Monsterdon

This gas station fort has Tremors overtones #monsterdon

“What are we gonna do now?”

“Fuduyukin?”

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