someone finally decides to cover their mouth-- oop. nope. never mind. proceed. #monsterdon

Gorge yourself on spam, die ot hypernatremia. #monsterdon #matango

Secret Science!
#Monsterdon

Well, these two have the munchies and are chowing down on cans of Spam. And the ship was a secret research vessel.

#Monsterdon

I can only conclude that the red doom lighting is what finally convinces these guys to think about what they're breathing

#Monsterdon

SPAAAAAMMMM WE HAVE SPAM! #monsterdon #matango

Oh radiation. What would we do without you? Thank you for all the monsters.😝 #monsterdon

spam hog
#monsterdon

typical woman behavior - when you see something dusty, just shriek and cover yourself one foot away and wait for the men to do anything #monsterdon

How inconsiderate of the wild killer mushroom not to grow itself a nutrition facts label

#Monsterdon

yo that mushroom is hung #monsterdon

yeah all the mirrors are mysteriously broken in the ghost ship. that's not ominous at all

#monsterdon

oohh. yellow gunge and giant mushrooms, let's get domestic!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

The crew is all smiles. Yes this is definitely good and not foreshadowing at all.

#Monsterdon

"We're in luck if this thing is edible"

That can't mean anything now can it

#Monsterdon #Matango

"Matango!"

<Ron Howard voice> That's the name of the show.

#Monsterdon

Is that a mushroom in your cabinet, or are you just happy to see me.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

That monster mushroom has a HUGE DONG #monsterdon #matango

@MCDuncanLab is this a custom excel bingo interface!?!??! #monsterdon

Mutations caused by radiation? Absolutely de rigeur for #Monsterdon

Why are they talking about living here when they could get more sails, sew them together and sail away?
#Monsterdon

I gotta get me one of those boat wheel necklaces

#monsterdon

how tf do they know its fungus in the first place??? they dont even know how to survive on a fuckin island #monsterdon

so we're in an obvously haunted ship covered in mysterious fungus and we just found a cabinet full of mutated animals and we're still standing here because????

#monsterdon

#monsterdon if you find yourself in the galley of a beached shipwreck, look around for the food, if you don't see any, then well, you're the food...

#Monsterdon Bingo!!!

@sundiesel can confirm this version contains #BoninIslands #Monsterdon

mm, dust everywhere, strange silence, and poisonous fungus in every wall. just like my basement. #monsterdon

Is there…fungus among us? (I’m not sorry) #monsterdon

You fool- this is SCIENCE MOLD!
#monsterdon

Attack of the Mildew People! #monsterdon

"What the hell are you doing?"

Giving myself silicosis of the lungs, what else? #Monsterdon

Ooooh yay fungus has made an appearance

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “The sails are all rotten.” Well, so’s your seamanship.

No worse than a dorm room after returning from spring break.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

i really need a survival horror game on this ship. #monsterdon

"The steps are slimy! It's fungus!" - and now they're wandering into a room with fungal growths more than a little reminiscent of The Last Of Us. Personally, I'd leg it. #monsterdon

This second ship is out of Scooby Doo or something #monsterdon

Bleh, peanut butter all over the window. #Monsterdon

"why, this window goes shows what's outside!"
#monsterdon

@Taweret what kind of a movie would it be if they didn't though

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎶 Cliiiiiimb eeeevery mountain, forrrrd eeeevery stream… 🎵

[brandishes gun]
Yeah, I think this'll help us stay alive!

#foreshadowing #Monsterdon

I had that same creaking door noise on a halloween special effects album in the 70s. #monsterdon #matango

"The steps are slippery!"

Make sure you all descend them together as one group so that when ONE person slips and breaks their leg, you ALL die! #Monsterdon

I’m sure it’s just normal, totally harmless fungus. #Monsterdon #Matango

"THe steps are slimy with moss"
[Elisabeth Moss appears] "Sorry about that."

#monsterdon

@dogwelder @apLundell always dubs for #monsterdon <3

@Taweret It is sooooo pretty in that spooky pretty way #monsterdon

#Monsterdon There's a fungus among-us! Watch your step! --what that guy should have said

#Monsterdon #gojira

I've seen _The Money Pit_, this is where the stairs collapse.

#Monsterdon #Matango

Why is there fungus growing all over the wrecked ship? Why are we not more concerned about this.

#Monsterdon

FUNGUS! #Monsterdon

so there have got to be multiple english translations going around, i'm on this one: https://archive.org/details/1963-matango-anslyn

but some of the quotes i'm seeing from y'all are just.. not what i'm hearing lol. i love #monsterdon version chaos

@gnomon ikr

#Monsterdon

also i would simply not walk into the obviously haunted ghost ship

#monsterdon

okay there are too many smart-ass sailing people who know too much about boats in this hashtag #Monsterdon

not a whole year?!!

#Monsterdon
#matango

Maybe you could find the radio on the derelict, and the radio on your own and see if you could make one good radio. #monsterdon #matango

@paco To be fair if the radio battery ran out after like a minute, would you really expect other provisions to be better

#Monsterdon

Oh is this gonna be a Fukuryu Maru thing? Radiation poisoning? #Monsterdon

Research vessels are sail powered, it is well known
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Somebody arranged those rocks!” Well, I hear some people are into rock gardens.

this ship is such a cool, spooky location. i love it so much

#monsterdon

yeah, a bunch of rich dipshits, hiking across the island. sounds like a great idea. (^_^)-b #monsterdon

@apLundell you're getting a totally different translation than i am too lol #monsterdon

Ghost ship! What's the over/under on 1) Ghost pirate 2) Ghost spaceman 3) the Venture kids 4) the Scooby-Doo Gang

#Monsterdon #Matango

Is that the Black Pearl? #monsterdon

#monsterdon It seems impossible that this three masted wooden ship is supposed to be a scientific research ship from "a year or two ago".

Is this a translation thing? Did the dialog make more sense in Japanese?

#Monsterdon Yes, going away from the shore on a foggy night is a perfect way to find rescuers.

Another shipwreck! We're saved!
... or maybe not.

#Monsterdon

Ghostly wreck of a sailing ship off in the fog? Oooh. #monsterdon

They finally found the Edmund Fitzgerald. #Monsterdon

It's the Black Rock! #Lost

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

Oo neat! Ghost ship! Definitely let's take a closer look, I'm sure nothing will go wrong! :D #Monsterdon

LOL watching in italian dub, trying to keep up with the english subs while also reading the toots and wrtiing my own, i'm realizing that so far the dialog doesn't bring much to the movie. #monsterdon #matango

@moira 👏👏👏

#Monsterdon

@msh @Taweret I could go for some boneless islands for dinner

#Monsterdon

"Somebody arranged those rocks!"

The plot (and the fog) thickens.

#Monsterdon

"Oh my god, YOU'RE DRINKING IT?" #monsterdon #matango

#Monsterdon I like the synchronized arm-crawling to shore.

@Taweret
Good miniatures work mixed in with that too, which bodes well for the rest of the film! #monsterdon

Hurry up mushroom people, attack these losers already #monsterdon

"of course there's water here! I just peed!" #monsterdon #matango

Human hands... or MUSHROOM hands????

#Monsterdon

"Sounds of someone peeing"
"DID YOU HEAR IT?"
#monsterdon #matango

Genuine laugh at "Is that... Japan?" while they're staring at a tiny and clearly uninhabited island

#Monsterdon

Another good idea in a crisis: Push yourself past your comfortable limits in a strange environment! If someone gets hurt they'll *definitely* be able to drag your sorry ass back to camp before you die! #Monsterdon

"You don't have to come if you don't want to, but it is traditional on Bonin Island."

#Monsterdon #Matango

@Taweret Aw darn I don't think that was in the Japanese version (at least not the subtitle file I'm using)

#Monsterdon

*Ralph wiggum voice* i ated the purple berries #monsterdon #attackofthemushroompeople

@Taweret that's unfortunate. The Boneless Islands are a much better destination #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Everyone knows what you’re after.” That’s just traditional for an ocean cruise.

It sounds like the overdub voice actor was trying to say “land” and “island” at the same time there #monsterdon

🍄 Good time to catch up on Bingo, if you are playing...and, if not, why not?

#AttackOfTheMushroomPeople
#Monsterdon #Mantago

Narrator: Little did they know they were going past a shore party from the Seaview going the other way.

#Monsterdon

@diazona Who you callin' an 'ore? #monsterdon

...Are they about to find the US military duking it out with a radioactive allosaurus? #Monsterdon

I have to wonder if anyone thought to pack some oars on that boat

#Monsterdon