Maybe this island is doing something to the batteries. They all seems precisely tuned to run out of power after like a minute.

#Monsterdon

Wasn't that spam hatch locked a minute ago? #monsterdon #matango

#monsterdon The ship DOES have some electric fans and light fixtures, so I guess it really is a modern wooden three-masted galleon built for pirate atomic research.

Join us! Join us!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

"Hey, can I have some of your Spam?"
#monsterdon

The rifle is a semiautomatic? #monsterdon

"No, but you need my permission to give head!"

"Whu?"

#Monsterdon #Matango #monsterdong

I was gonna suggest trying to communicate with the mushroom people, but I don't think they speak Hey-ese. #Monsterdon

@randy_s I have questions about the trombone. Trombone: You have questions?! #monsterdon

he saw a human sized entity... and immediately started firing at it... what is he, dick cheney??? #monsterdon

someone's gonna have to teach these guys another word other than "hey." #monsterdon

squelch squelch squelch #monsterdon #attackofthemushroompeople

@m04 @splott just follow the hashtags #Monsterdon and #monsterdonalert for polls and infor

CLICKERS! #monsterdon #matango #TheLastOfUs

Wear my sunglasses at night ... and we have our first human-mushroom hybrid!

#Monsterdon

@randy_s ha HA I know that book xD

#Monsterdon #Matango

#Monsterdon If the birds are afraid of the mushrooms, … can the mushrooms fly??

hi mushroom person! love your hat!!! 👋 #Monsterdon

WE HAVE MUSHROOM PEOPLE, PEOPLE!

#monsterdon

I mean, that's one way to end starvation. #monsterdon #matango

Even when you’re not on a spooky island, wild mushrooms are like Russian Roulette if you don’t know what you’re looking for. Do not eat the mystery mushrooms. #Monsterdon #Matango

@moira We have certainly been badgering these characters enough, it's about time

#Monsterdon

If even the birds don’t wanna hang out, then you are in a HELLUVA lotta trouble. #monsterdon

Captain tells you not to eat the mushrooms because they're poison. They find mushrooms. Immediately ask "Shouldn't we eat them if we're starving?" #monsterdon #matango

is that our first mushroom creature sighting?
#Monsterdon

Oh hey, our first mushroom person! Hey, friend! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I don’t have ideas, I just pay people for theirs and make money from them.” Elon, is that you???

Walking mushroom sighted!

#Monsterdon

"Mushrooms, which we've specifically been told not to eat! Let's try 'em!" #Monsterdon

@jonny Shorts are far too long and sock are far too short these days we need to restore the balance

#Monsterdon

Sailing through the ship graveyard, you might think to, y'know, not stick around where all these ships sank?

#Monsterdon

jeez, that's a lot of layers composited in that shot. pretty well too.

#Monsterdon #Matango

What about airplanes? Does it pull airplanes here too? is Amelia Earhart one of the Mushroom People? #monsterdon #matango

@m04

Once a week old movie watch. Usually monster themed, the more b-movie or bad the more fun. Kind of like the TV show "MSTK3000". Posts wit the tag are comments on the current movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Flashback or nightmare of… a jazz club. Explains the opening music.

we just got Lewton bus'd #Monsterdon

dude, shoot it, you can eat that. #monsterdon

with this many parts boats you'd think they could make one real boat

#Monsterdon #Matango

"I don't understand why we need all this laundry soap"
#monsterdon

nevermind food, the real problem is gonna be when they run out of cigarettes. #monsterdon

Yay - flashback has arrived! #monsterdon

We are 40 minutes in and EVERYONE IS ALIVE! #Monsterdon is letting me down...

they didn't bring enough food, but they sure seemed to bring a lot of cigarettes on this trip #Monsterdon

@apLundell It looks great and I'm not sure why they aren't, you know, fixing it
#Monsterdon

No! Don't shoot down Jonathan Livingston Seagull!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

Shoot the beautifully hand animated seagull. #monsterdon #matango

"THat bird never invites us to the cool parties!"
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mutiny on the shipwreck!

so. Bezos et al saw the clip of this conversation once and thought it was really the best thing they'd ever seen, huh. #monsterdon

#monsterdon, their yacht doesn't actually look that bad.

@sean Only if she finds her twin and they sing it together

#Monsterdon

The graveyard of broken mirrors.

#Monsterdon

We have reached the #MojoMoment of this #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople sneaky

Well, that was a non-sequitir. #Monsterdon

@jonny These guys are all going to die of dehydration from gooning to mushroom induced pornographic hallucinations. #monsterdon #matango

@plaidtron3000 they didn't. how did you think 70s movies got so uniformly brown?

#Monsterdon #Matango

#Monsterdon “Gather edibles….” Ok, now I’m the one giggling.

Maybe they can do a mast transplant #monsterdon

People don't clap when they give me gifts, going to have to talk to them about it
#Monsterdon

"Welcome to the Boatniks!"
#monsterdon

It's a medal for the frilliest top in Tokyo. #Monsterdon

could someone explain what #monsterdon is? every now and then i see a bunch of posts with that hashtag and can never figure out what's happening

@sean We should be so lucky. #Monsterdon

How often did the camera operators have to stop to clean all the cigarette residue out of the cameras? #monsterdon #matango

gilligan here is totally the first to go #monsterdon

If you don't work, you don't eat

#JamesBrownWasRight

#Monsterdon

Wait, will this song summon Mothra?

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

is this the lost island version zero?

do we now have an hour of flashbacks while we learn about all these jerks?

#Monsterdon #Matango

if the kill method of these mushrooms is to hypnotize you with memories of sexy ladies then these guys are toast #monsterdon

What was the cigarette budget on this movie?
#monsterdon

@clayknight The fungus probably knows to leave them alive for a while for dramatic effect

#Monsterdon

Jazz club break, make some tea everyone #Monsterdon

Dude, I gaze longingly into the fire too. We all wish for death. #monsterdon #matango

...Hold up, isn't this the cafe from The H-Men!? #Monsterdon

split the party! split the party! that always ends well.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

Meanwhile, in the sexy part of the movie...
#monsterdon

@Louisa hey with all the smoking in confined spaces going on why stop half way? #Monsterdon

men were sent out to get food and never returned, so let's go out for food ourselves. A+ idea. #monsterdon

The fires of Gondor are lit!

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

you know i would definitely eat the giant mushroom, i'd be so fucked #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh sure. Starting a signal fire always reminds me of a jazz club.

Wait, why did they think it was Japan if they were all the way down at the equator?
#Monsterdon

Eat the wildlife, not the mushrooms. Got it. #monsterdon

This movie would make a great Lucasarts point and click adventure. #monsterdon #matango

"You won't get me on [the boat]"

Okay, we'll leave you behind. Fuck off. #Monsterdon

kasai's the sensible one, you know because he's got a neck scarf. #monsterdon

Eating them from hunger? THere were still ratios left! THey were eating them for fun.

#monsterdon

We must gather everything edible! But not mushrooms. I hate mushrooms.

#monsterdon #matango

@yatsu Not like we needed 35 minutes of movie to figure that out

#Monsterdon

[women scream in terror]

Men: what is it?!?! [look into the room, horrified]

It's just red and dusty in there, that's it
Just red light and some dust piles

#Monsterdon

they damage the nerve tissues. so, yes, they are poisonous then

#monsterdon

everything is miraculously clean...

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango

Is it too soon to bringing up cannibalism? Okay, okay, by your reaction I guess I'm jumping the gun here
#Monsterdon

Chekhov's rifle. #monsterdon

"everything seems pretty weird." well, that about sums it up. #monsterdon

no shirt and knee high socks is a look.
#monsterdon

Yeeaaaahhhh, I’m sure putting your hand over your nose and mouth is gonna help at this point… #monsterdon

i feel like the badass dude with the knife and sunglasses and shit was supposed to be given a whole different character but in the dub he is just exactly the same as everyone else except for constantly doing unacknowledged antics onscreen #monsterdon

Wow, they cleaned up that room real fast.

#Monsterdon #AttackOfTheMushroomPeople #Matango