That's a lot of explosion and destruction for a film with no budget

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#Monsterdon very satisfying car explosion tho

Froggy didn't deserve that

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This film was made for a whole $1000

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See this? THIS, is my BOOMSTICK!

#Monsterdon #LaserBlast

#monsterdon So, is this standard police procedure for when a guy is running around the desert with a weird gun?

I bet those aliens are having some adventures right now
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Here we go! LaserBlast his ass! #monsterdon

Wait why are they trying to stop him with a Cessna I am very confused.

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Billy, you're supposed to point the end of the gun TOWARDS the plane. There y'go. Good job.

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Check it out, Pepsi product placement.

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Okay, movie, this ain't American Graffiti. Cut the car shots and get back to the plo.... ah... never mind. Carry on. #monsterdon #laserblast

20 years later, Jock realizes the reason he insisted in hanging out with Froggy wasn't just because their houses were back to back, but it's too late, Froggy is out of his life forever. #monsterdon

The pace of this thing... slow down people, you have to let that plot really unfold. #monsterdon

How much of the soundtrack of this movie do you think came from the demo mode on a Casio keyboard?

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I hope they released the soundtrack to this film as an album /s

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See, even fully possessed by the machine, Billy still looks like a 5 year old frolicking and playing with a new toy.

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"Cause this is THRILLER!"

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Love that cut straight to Billy's Hulk rampage, pure art

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Fortunately, she's dressed
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"No, don't touch me there...

Billy suddenly goes all green and runs into objects

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You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. #Monsterdon

Oh! Our protagonist Billy is turning green.

It must've been a '70s thing that everyone wants to see someone turn green?

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"He hates these cans!" #monsterdon

"Billy, you asleep?"

I can never tell.

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Yikes, did Billy just graduate from mass property destruction to murder? I think Officer Ungar might not emerge from that flaming outhouse.

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Monsterdon loves dead cops!

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"Emergency alert one....", he yawns.....#monsterdon

uhoh, someone's banging a piano fast

things are about to get serious!

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I saw this periscope and thought of "Das Boot." Which has a much peppier pace and thrilling drama.

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I hope no one laserblasts the gas station. #monsterdon

OMG I love his car phone. Love. Love. Love

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haha the whole science lab in the tiny fuck town

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About 75% of science is learning how to squint correctly. #monsterdon

SCIENCING!

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That's about how my casting calls go...flash my nipples and they ask me to leave... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Billy, you’ve irritated Sheriff Neckbeard. If any of them displayed any emotion other than disgust, maybe we’d relate to them. We also feel the disgust, but that’s because we know this movie will suck an hour of our life away. Please remember, this is for science, so be descriptive.

I suppose if they didnt bump off the Roddy McDowall character, the cost would've been beyond their budget.

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"Billy, Billy, Billy. You're getting to be a real Dillinger, ain't you, boy?"

Call him a silly Billy, Officer Ungar! Do it!! You owe us that at least!

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Billy is twinked up for jail. #Monsterdon

"Holy shit did you see that guy's car blow up! He's dead man. Totally dead."
"Batbappap?"
"Oh right sorry. Ack mabbap Labap!!"
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

I gotta say though, so far this movie isn't completely awful, it's just not very good, there's no plot to speak of, and every single character is more hateable than the last. Still, I've seen worse.

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🎶 Laser-losing spaceship turtles 🎶

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The Man in the JC Penny's Suit.

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The aliens are watching the movie again and offering up their own commentary.

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@MargaretSefton Never forget: No matter how bad the movie script, it has definitely ended up in the training set for an LLM

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Wait, what in the world? Why did Billy just laserblast doctor Mellon? Or was that some other character with a similar Mega Man gun-arm?

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Are the aliens cute or is it just me?

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I love these guys tho

hand made creatures are just special

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Finally, the shell-less turtle aliens make another appearance!

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Yikes! #monsterdon

How did you get a quarter lodged in your sternum?

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@riedlr that's how you right off the pizza lunch
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Wouldn't have expected Roddy Mcdowall in this. I assume the scene is short and the paycheck cleared out the films budget.

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#Monsterdon I’ve never seen these tools before. Ah well, let’s get to surgery!

It's... PEPPERONNI!! #monsterdon

Doctor: Billy I have some pamphlets for you to read… they’re about V.D. #monsterdon

We had a huge Chevy wagon. I took my driving test in that thing. If you can parallel park one of those, you deserve a drivers license. #monsterdon

@EmptySet omg I forgot he is in this, he must have really need the money #Monsterdon

Oh yes, The Old Walden Place. Probably haunted.

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I don't know about you, but I can't tell this movie was made over 3 weekends with virtually no budget.

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The tamale is also laced with fentanyl

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#Monsterdon cops have the munchies.

yayyyy zombie Billy laser blasts some things

More of this please

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Shouldn't have bought a tesla.

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one less car
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I feel like these two cops were the inspiration for Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

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The 70s synth really made that car explosion scene.

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lol, finally some more laser blasting!

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If only his mother had sewn some buttons on his shirt before she went off to Acapulco #monsterdon

I wonder what the aliens are doing right now

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In the 70s every movie had to have a SA scene. It was the law. #monsterdon

Hang on, is this an American movie? That radio broadcast just pronounced it "nuclear", not "nuke-ular". Or was that a shortwave radio picking up foreign frequencies or something?

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Too much teen angst - Not enough LASERBLASTING! #MONSTERDON

someone make him button his shirt

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"There's an Alien in the Estuary!
There's an Alien in the Estuary!"

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what I wouldn't give for some pool piranhas right about now

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Please somebody get laser blasted at this party

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That is a look that says, "we're getting fired aren't we?"
I wonder if these two know Ugg and Lee? They probably work for the same organization.
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Jfc, can this man wear a shirt?!

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#Monsterdon Thise that have chest hair will leave their shirt unbuttoned. Thise that don’t have hair, nor general testicle drop, will just forget what a shirt is all about. I guess. Also, we might want to lure the plot with a goat, like the T-Rex…

What is going on in this movie?
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Good GOD look at the sunburns at this party! At this rate its a race between the skin cancer and the lung cancer :/

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Bounty hunter Foba Bett is hot on their trail! #monsterdon

Oh my goodness, those controls were hand-drawn on colored paper

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He's posing for an easy listening album cover. AND the 8-track!

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Why is Rich Dude in the desert looking at smashed coke bottles, why?

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Are these aliens watching the movie, too?

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Unless these aliens are female… 0% chance of a Bechdel pass

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Hail, Denise.

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"We're all due there about 3" is the type of family invitation I've grown very adept at dodging and I can say this guy is doing it all wrong. #monsterdon

Not sure how old Billy is supposed to be, but he looks like a worn-out Luke Skywalker at 45.

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"What did you do today, oh boyfriend of mine"

"Just screwing around in the desert"

This dude is going places girl!

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Aaaand it's the sound of a moped, but all we see are weeds

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Dude is paying with a credit card, and you have to understand that credit cards weren't as ubiquitous then as they are now. So, that guy's pretty important stuff.

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Not sure I’d trust this kid with so much as a leaf blower.
Lots could go wrong here. #monsterdon

That'll be $90,000 for the heart attack sir

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This is as iconic as the scene of a monkey throwing a bone in 2001.
Wait no sorry, this is as iconic as a monkey throwing it's feces.
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This is like someone went to see Star Wars and then was like, "Okay but what if instead of Tatooine it's southern California, and instead of whining about missing out on picking up power converters, it's whining about his mom leaving him alone again, and what if instead of the dark side, it's cops who steal weed?"

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I think this qualifies as bingo! Quick one this time

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