He passes Sam Casey driving the other way with a truck full of tripolidine
so we took the time to put on two "i'm better than you" rings, but we apparently don't own a shirt. noted. #monsterdon
D2 says his heroβs journey is to find a shirt #Monsterdon
This is my song! #Monsterdon #laserblast
I thought this was going to be a woman moving out of her lover's house but it turned out to be a super awkward mother/son situation and it feels a bit incestuous. I never would have felt comfortable talking to my mother in so little attire, at least.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
So I guess this guy is gonna be shirtless for the whole movie then huh
#monsterdon
So what's in Acapulco?
#Monsterdon
Ok, that was the weirdest and disturbing mom/son interaction ever.
Wow this is the most exciting nothing I've seen since last Sunday
This is like The Van but without Danny Devito, charm, or acting talent.
#Monsterdon definitely Oedipal around these parts, huh?
Shazam says this van-accompanying music is "Billy's Radio #1"
Just cruisin' around in the van, who needs a shirt?
Meanwhile on that road you've seen before in film...
Our protagonist needs to put a shirt on. *Real* bad.
He still live at home? #monsterdon
If they'd just stop asking her to go to Acapulco... #Monsterdon #laserblast
#monsterdon I kinda love the Claylians.
@hollie She's also Stacy's mom #monsterdon
One of the most confusing conversations in history. #monsterdon
@CoachJZ A strong start
the lady in the white pants. Is the guy her boy toy or something? I mean, he's looking at her butt.
OH GOD NO SHE'S HIS MOM
#monsterdon
Wait, he's her son?!?!?
There is no age difference between these two people. Or if there is it's like 5 years...
I can't tell if this is too ambitious or not near ambitoius enough. #monsterdon
There's a lot to unpack there.
#monsterdon
What the actual fuck was that interaction where he squatted down, and then slowly stood up. I thought this was about to be a sexual tension scene, and then he called her "mom."
she's kinda right. that's poignant. #monsterdon
Those shorts areβ¦underwear?
"how many times you wanna go to alcapoco?"
at least once more. #monsterdon
Dialogue? What's that? #monsterdon #laserblast
Our "teen" protagonist is here.
Oh. Thatβs his mom? Awkward. #Monsterdon
@wohali Ideally you would change out of the boxers you were sleeping in.
Saddest line in the movie.
Boy this is awkward. I wish I knew why
oh, are we *starting* with "it was just a dream"?
Did he just try to mark his territory on that suitcase?
#Monsterdon he could have gone commando. It would have slightly changed the audience. Slightly.
I guess that's Kim MILF-ord. #Monsterdon
lady, put him in a suitcase, carefully load him into the car, and then drive away. #monsterdon
She turns around like OH GOD I FORGOT D:
#Monsterdon did he just teabag her suitcase?
ominous squatting, check. #monsterdon
alien gangstas be COLD yo #Monsterdon
oh, smile NOW, eh?
Should I just pre-check "Main Character is a Douche" on the bingo card
@s20 Is this what "rawdogging" is?
Klaus Kinski's less talented, science-fiction oriented cousin.
And so, Jordan Peterson found a career.
Chekhov sprinkler. #Monsterdon
Aww they're cute #Monsterdon #LaserBlast
We can't get away from seeing nipples can we? #Monsterdon #laserblast
"Absolutely nothing is going on!" "It's cinema verete, shut up!"
The claymation is pretty adorable. Green face guy looks like he's been riding in Trent Reznor's Volvo of Despair, tho. #monsterdon
@jsadow I'm already not feeling great, so maybe confusion would be an improvement?
Oh, the movie was all a dream
Is there any more footage of this man writhing in fabric? #monsterdon
Not even a fresh pair of skivvies>? EW
The location department seems to have been a fan of Star Trek, and the costume department appears to have raided the old Star Trek costume closet.
Muscle man vs. E.T. #monsterdon
Something about how he put on those pants bugs me...
@hollie Chalk it up to fashion #monsterdon
That ship is not horrible. #Monsterdon
Dude falls out of bedβ
Iβve never heard an airplane before!
"...you look like you just rolled out of bed"
"well..."
Woik wark erararra! (Let's go get slugs from a takeout.) #monsterdon #laserblast
Nice pew-pews
#monsterdon
This aliens give me some tortoise vibes, if they slimmed down and turned their shells into butt helmets.
#monsterdon
My partner: It's weird watching this with no one talkng over it.
Well, that's the title: There were lasers and they blasted. #monsterdon
Not even 5 minutes in and we're already blasting. This one doesn't lie. #Monsterdon #laserblast
#Monsterdon dream? or premonition...
what are we, Brazil?
Lizzard people 1
Space zombies 0
I thin what theyβre saying is βIβm gonna beat that rabbitβ. #Monsterdon
@SRLevine strike that: zero words spoken by *humans*
Wow the alien blue screening isn't terrible actually.
Oh no, Coleman Francis! They've wandered into The Beast of Yucca Flats!
They're right in front of you and you can barely hit them once. Stormtrooper material.
what is this, a crop circle for ANTS?!
@SRLevine I don't think you'll be able to understand the rest of the film.
I'm going to be in and out as my youngest has just asked for a ride downtown. #Monsterdon
that time Beeluxgr got his hand stuck in the vacuum cleaner on that weird monkey planet #Monsterdon
@wohali Does that count as a title drop?
Well that was short. G'night everybody! #Monsterdon #Laserblast
Honk. Honk! Beep. Meow
The credits start with slow piano music and no visuals because this is going to be an intelligent and thoughtful film.
I'm sure.
well, that was a short movie
rip that guy
#monsterdon
E.T. phonin' hard! #monsterdon
This movie version of the Megaman franchise sucks.
*aggressively synthy opening music* #monsterdon
No notes so far
#monsterdon
Dead guy's blaster weapon sounds like it emits gentle puffs of air #monsterdon
Ray? Ray Harryhausen is that you?
Dude doesnβt look too good. Is that the mask?
This is when young ET gets off the ship and is left behind. #Monsterdon
@srol you stole the joke about MY MOM!!!!
#Monsterdon i love when laserblast yells "laserblast" and blasts his laser all over the place
Yay! We get claymation in the opening shots. I hope it sticks around for the whole movie π€©
WE HAVE LASERS
WE HAVE BLASTING