Ok, had to skip the first 2-3 minutes to catch up. Hopefully I didn't miss any crucial exposition!

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hmm, already with the zombie makeup. His arm must be sweltering in that plastic encasement.

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cool turtle cop guys, though. #monsterdon

Aww!! Turtles!! With ray guns! #monsterdon

It's alien Darryl and its other brother Darryl.

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Maybe Davey and Goliath will show up and the aliens will eradicate them.

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There's Prometheus. But where's Bob? #Monsterdon #laserblast

"Ack ACK ACK ACK!" These guys speak martian. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Oh no, he got hurt by a LASER BLAST!

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Gr'xccthor and Bob!

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And noel fielding emerges from the rocks.

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Hey that's a great claymation alien pair and their little noises 💞 💞

#Monsterdon i wuv the claymation aliens

Oh that flight special effect

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TURTLE PAL *flails*

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No turtles were harmed in the making of this film

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Hey, it's ET's long lost cousins!
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Joining in for #laserblast #monsterdon

Yes Yes and Yes
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You know, there's still a part of me that would love to get like 160 acres out in New Mexico or sommat, live off the land.

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Heroes in a no-shell.

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There's our makeup artist's cameo ... and the alien ship just kinda plops into a landing.

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Uncomfortably topical, the satellite of Love's crew are getting shot into deep space because Dr. Forrester's funding got cut. Anyway, onto the credit roll apparently.

#monsterdon #Laserblast #mst3k

hi, little guy, whatcha doing? #monsterdon

ET Prototype! #Monsterdon

Look I like the concept of arm cannons but this is just ridiculous

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I want to break out my synthesizer now.

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Charles Band. He loves tiny things hitting each other. Sadly, there's none in this film.
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see, somebody worked hard on that model.

not on animating it, gods know. but on the model.

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LOOK AT HIM GO! #monsterdon

The star of our film ladies and gentlemen! The deserts of California(?)
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Fun(?) Fact: Eddie Deezen was a Transformer! For one episode, in a series that went HARD on Special Guest Voice Stars:

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Eddie_Deezen

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YAAAAAAAY STOP MOTION ALIENS!

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Did they re-use that prosthetic in The Mask with Jim Carey?

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lol the clear arm tube part kinda cracks me up #monsterdon

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Director: OK, now walk all crazy like as if you're half alien, have a laser arm and are thirsty

"Someone, help! Put my hand...in the ninja...blender....won't....come....off!"

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Isn't that the guy from My Chemical Romance? #Monsterdon #laserblast

I want this guy to have a laser gun and blast it around the desert for 82 minutes

Movie over, thank you, good night

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guy looks like he escaped from a 1970s Michael York film with that outfit. #monsterdon

Wait, that metal detector he's wearing as a tricorder head?

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And we start with wide shot of "acting"!

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Frankenstein has a pew pew?

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I'm already getting phallic vibes #monsterdon

"Alien dude - get a haircut!" #monsterdon

This fella needs to start walking towards the camera, fall down on the ground, raise himself up, and gasp "It's..."

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Directed by Michael Rae. RAY. #monsterdon #laserblast

Credits: so far, so good!

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Lookin' a little green there, buddy. Drink too much Minecraft Milk?

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@JoeWynne we still love you! Safe travels! #Monsterdon

Late start, but joining again this week. I hope I don’t regret it.

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"It's..." in 3...2...1... #Monsterdon

Special effects and animation effects early on in the credits! #Monsterdon

the middle of the navada desert, where you wish you were right now. #monsterdon

Watch out for snakes!

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CAT PEE!!!

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"Directed by"

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Meanwhile, outside a truck stop in Truckee, California...

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I hope this is based on a Toho studio production whose title translates to "Maserblast" #monsterdon

"Music by Joel Goldsmith" because they couldn't get Earl Williams

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Tron-ny theme
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@ohiofi Kim MILFord? #Monsterdon

ahhhh, the only tolerable portion of #laserblast - the intro theme
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and Roddy McDowell as Dr. Melon #monsterdon

Eddie Deezen AGAIN?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "special effects my harry wolman" you couldn't get harry wolfman?

This looks good enough for Jean-Claude Van Damme. #monsterdon

Roddy friggin’ McDowell! #Monsterdon 😮

So far the worst thing is the godawful appletv remote. At least it's free on youtube for me. #monsterdon

Can someone *please* change the batteries in the casio? It sounds off key.

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Love a little Roddy McDowell.

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How the Roddy have fallen. #Monsterdon

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Ready to have a blast

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Aw man, Eddie Deezen :/ Dude was the Urkel of the 70s :/

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eddie *obligatory deez nutz joke here*
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eddie "bad" deezeen has been in all sorts of mistakes

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Kim MILF ord ?!?
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Eddie Deezen these nuts

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The dude and I both said "Keenan Wynn"??? at exactly the same moment so I guess we’re surprised?

I hope the rest of this film is also designed to be viewable on a monochrome monitor.

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Okay credits music. You're getting my hopes up. #monsterdon #laserblast

They went hard on this score. #Monsterdon #laserblast

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Hey, was this music at all re-used for "Robot Holocaust"?

NGL, this soundtrack could go well with a James Bond film...

Except for that descending synth...

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The touching story of a young man and his alien blaster #monsterdon

Nice use of TNG episode font #monsterdon

Mike Bob'in for Apples Ko

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#Monsterdon *the piano interlude from Laserblast*

@wohali quality Yablans #Monsterdon

Space age font #monsterdon

54321 YO

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@bstacey I was gonna say REGRET but that works too

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Please, sir, we've already seen #laserblast

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I love this type face for the opening credits. It'll probably be the only thing I love about this movie.

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"AW NO IT'S THE MOOOOOOOOOON" - me watching Moonfall and also the start of this movie

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"Prepare to get blasted"

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"So many mediocre horror films, so little time."

#SplendaDaddy on Full Moon Entertainment.
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I hope people who haven't seen Laserblast yet are prepared for the aliens

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#Monsterdon What do your future and this movie have in common?

a murder!