dude, the thing barely touched your lips. at least inhale before you start coughing. weak. #monsterdon

more stoner rock.

what's the story behind that music? #monsterdon

Kid.

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Operation Sand Dust will probably be relevant later in thr movie
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these guys are all we can get now that we can't even afford Temu Cheech and Chong

#monsterdon #laserblast

Were they trying to put in a character to mirror Nurse from M.A.S.H.?

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All Cops are Bogart-ers

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The inept cops! A key element in any good sci-fi. #Monsterdon #laserblast

@apLundell Right! Let her have a vacay! #monsterdon

Weird, suddenly I feel ready for some…football.

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I don't like the sand dust. It's coarse and rough and irritating.

Much like this movie

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@wohali I think dust refers to smaller particulates, that's all #monsterdon

And at the opposite end of the shirt-off spectrum, a nightshirt you could trip on while wearing stilts. #monsterdon #laserblast

#Monsterdon vs Super Troopers?

This is already my favorite #Monsterdon just based on the amazing aliens in the opening scene

Klinger, what are you doing in a cop car?

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I’m just at #Monsterdon for the tunes.

Little Sleepwear on the Prairie

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Truth in Movies: 'Cops have the best drugs.'

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We want Mark Hamill, but no budget. #Monsterdon

NOICE

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IT'S MAJOR PRIVATE , COLONAL!

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serious, dramatic music for some reason #monsterdon

Just LEAVE her out of this.

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Can believe cops do this....

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Pretty sure Kathy can hear y'all. #Monsterdon

OH good thing the extended version of Rush's Red Barchetta is on. Makes me feel like I'm driving faster.

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Quick, music change!!!
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Oh #LaserBlast is a #FullmoonFeature? Where are the 10 sequels???

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Me at work next year: You bastards are all alike, with your disguises and your tricks.

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Help me Colonel! You’re my only hope! #monsterdon

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This mostly shirtless dude is meant to be a teenager ? He's at least 25

Cheryl/Rainbeaux Smith was very good in "Lemura". Things didn't go well for her, unfortunately.

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@trixter The camera takes away 15 years

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Jumping into his windowless panel van topless cruising around town...yeah this kid's a MONSTER

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Oh man, that van and a jeepster. I'm going to wind up wanting all the cars in this movie. Oooh. 2002 and bug! #monsterdon

Sand... is dust, isn't it?

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🎶 Billy, don't be a hero🎶 #monsterdon

and your poli-aties? his pilates?

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Hush hush guy is going for the Oscar.

Wait, is this 30-year-old man supposed to be a teenager?

#monsterdon #laserblast

Ah, the Cherry Point white collar guys, those white collar guys.

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You can't see my daughter and now let me tell you some state secretes because I do NOT like you!!!
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I see you managed to get your shirt on

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Freaking Cherry Point guys! Ugh! #Monsterdon #laserblast

Jeez kid, let your mother have her own life. You've got a free candy van and some happening tunes, let her go to Apaculpo and drive around shirtless... oh, you're already doing that.

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oooh a MOPED!

it's Puke!

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i wish you'd hush hush. #monsterdon

And now, driving naked in a van listening to psychedelic music, as Man was meant to live. But he needs a sweet mural on the van.
#monsterdon #laserblast

Hush hush sweet Charlotte #monsterdon

@CoachJZ but she still has so many dicks so suck; those 70s Acapulco key parties were something else. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, finally putting my shirt on after being awake for two hours. #monsterdon #laserblast

I recently learned that Acapulco used to be such a destination for tourism. I never really got why it was mentioned so much in older media until I learned more about it.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

oh hey colonel crazypants is wearing his pants today! he's in a good mood!

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@brooke Even the aliens were topless and who knows how they identify #monsterdon

"Git offa these premises til u take ur shirt off!" #monsterdon

Almost 10 minutes of movie and alien tortoises had the biggest speech till now
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"It's me, Billy."

"I don't know who you are, but you look like a slacker!"

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Those bell bottoms are amazing.

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the bells on those bottoms. #monsterdon

Oh I remember this part. He's about to say "hush hush" a bunch! #monsterdon

Sanders!?

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Didn't that guy get his legs chewed off in Piranha? #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Isn't that the old guy from Piranhas?!? #monsterdon

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He came so close to putting that shirt on....and then he stretched instead

#monsterdon oh Christ, put a shirt on. And button it properly.

#Monsterdon Late 1970’s traffic. That’s what this movie is? :)

@brooke Yeah, for equality's sake. #monsterdon

And now for an hour of a knock off Luke Skywalker action figured turned into a real boy.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

"It's me, Billy."

"Password?"

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@davesdogmaggie Occasionally there is male objectification.

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@SRLevine lol yeah I noticed that too

(though realistically, I find people are not as good as estimating ages as they think they are - especially me, I'm trash at it)

If this means there is time travel involved I am in for it

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@SRLevine You just missed a green man and shelless turtle puppets. #monsterdon

A van that does not track every conceivable data point, location and timestamp about it's driver and passengers... interesting.

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Another movie so low-budget they couldn't afford a shirt for the lead actor

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Is this kid the actual monster in this #Monsterdon like look at how he slithered out of bed wearing nothing but Adidas shorts

She's an airline stewardess, of course she wants to go to Alcapulco

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Is Eddie Deezen playing this? #monsterdon

He must live in a town that doesn't have "no shirt, no shoes, no service" laws.

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his chest is caught between 70s "manly hair" and 80s waxing and no one wins in this compromise

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Annnnd there goes the music budget.

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ATTENTION! I am now taking my shirt off in solidarity. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon well i guess it's only fair this movie includes a lot of male toplessness since we had a lot of female toplessness lately

If this movie were any more '70s there would be a huge 'porn ’stache' in the middle of every frame.

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Moooom, why don't you want to stay at home with meeeee, your whiny and unlovable protagonist soooon?

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Do you even act, bro?

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When is this kid-who's-too-old-to-be-a-kid gonna put a shirt on

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Do not hold your breath for more laser blasting, by the way. It's gonna be a while until there is more laser blasting. It IS coming, but we have a lot of "plot" to endure first.

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No shirt for a costume is doing a lot of the heavy acting lifting.

Uhmmm .... did our "hero" happen to play Rocky (as in Horor) on the stage?

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so we took the time to put on two "i'm better than you" rings, but we apparently don't own a shirt. noted. #monsterdon

He passes Sam Casey driving the other way with a truck full of tripolidine

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D2 says his hero’s journey is to find a shirt #Monsterdon

This is my song! #Monsterdon #laserblast

I thought this was going to be a woman moving out of her lover's house but it turned out to be a super awkward mother/son situation and it feels a bit incestuous. I never would have felt comfortable talking to my mother in so little attire, at least.

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So I guess this guy is gonna be shirtless for the whole movie then huh
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So what's in Acapulco?
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Ok, that was the weirdest and disturbing mom/son interaction ever.

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Wow this is the most exciting nothing I've seen since last Sunday

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