Wow, the first blast addict fired 3 point blank shots at the aliens and missed! #LaserBlast weapon was obviously sent from the Imperial Storm Trooper Training Academy. π
Those two are jumping up and down in that buick like chimpanzees
oh, these jerks. the high school bullies 100% deserve to get blown up. #monsterdon
Hi, Melvin!
EDDIE DEEZEN!? Don't you need to be on the set of Wargames?
#monsterdon Oh no, the footmobile has broken down!
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It's a Buick!
#monsterdon
This, I think, is the High Desert in California, the sort of place where Frank Zappa spent his formative years, which explains a lot.
God damn it I'd managed to forget in the last 15 minutes that Eddie Deezen was in this.
Make sure to set the proper stance and do a hair flip before drinking your Coke, otherwise it doesn't count
Bobo Luke Skywalker put on a shirt but still hasn't learned how to use buttons...
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
Cops. Amirite?
I hope we get wacky laserblastin' music. Pew. Boing. Honk. πΊ #monsterdon
Forgot Billy's... girlfriend? Ex-girlfriend? Whose name I've already forgotten but I doubt it's terribly important.
MISTAH POTATA HEAD!
I'm starting to think they don't actually need any gas...
#Monsterdon
This was apparently before California made all their cops take 5 mg Bastardol HCl at the start of every shift. #monsterdon #laserblast
@Taweret Which is ironic, since the vending machine was welded.
His life is so full of angst, what he needs is lasers
15 minutes in, and what have we got?
Nothing. not a damn thing.
No--wait--I remember that kind of Coke machine!
One day the funny part will stop.
A film so dull a car rolls over lackadaisically and does *not* explode.
#Monsterdon i wonder what the laser's up to
DEEZER ALERT #monsterdon
I am on the L reading these comments and I feel like I'm missing a genuinely good bad movie.
What was the offense? It wasnβt specified. I assume it was speeding, but nobody said anything.
Billy is totally board. With his mom, with his girlfriend's grandpa, with this speeding ticket, with his hair.
This does not bode well.
I think I saw a sign announcing the exciting innovation of unleaded gasoline. #Monsterdon
GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE! #Monsterdon #LaserBlast
Ok, real talk, I'm not going to Arco again, not after they tried charging me a processing fee on a debit card transaction.
Everyone driving 20mph but manage to flip a car! #Monsterdon
did bigfoot smear his van in butter? is that why it's those colors? #monsterdon
Yes, this is just what I was looking for in a movie called LASERBLAST, stoned cops writing tickets, yes
Come on y'all, what's with all the shitty driving in this movie? Do y'all not know to press your brakes?
That might have been the slowest rollover I've ever seen (that wasn't say rocking on the edge of a cliff).
@OldRustBucket That was creepy. I can't believe they are portraying these cops as corrupt, it is so unfair.
Oh ho ho. Comedy cops. Can't be a 70s movie without an annoying local sheriff or equivalent.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
Dig the bigfoot(?) tracks on the van
#monsterdon
Oh, and I guess that counts as smoking :)
Sorry kid, you're getting a ticket! #monsterdon
"BTW, how's your momma these days?" So gross.
That was totally a Police Squad scene.
Womp womp. #Monsterdon #Laserblast
OK, so far we have Billy The Shirtless Wonder, his momma who immediately fucks off to Apaculpo, a man people call by his rank and who wears a uniform tunic out of uniform, and some hotboxing sheriffs. Not bad.
#monsterdon does the Colonel's granddaughter shop at Grandmas R Us for her nightgowns?
Honky tonk music for stoned cops committing reckless driving! Boing!
Benny Hill Street Blues #Monsterdon
So, why does Billy have bathroom feet on the side of his van?
YOU TAKE MY MOMMA OUTTA YOUR DIRTY MO uh
Jaunty music for stoned cops. I TOTES feel safer now!
Oh my gosh, was it the circus police tune?
#monsterdon
*shrug*
Oops. They hit the camera off plumb #Monsterdon #Laserblast
Oh, that's some good hijinks music, right there. Very jaunty. #monsterdon #laserblast
Can we put the toy piano away for the rest of the film? #monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie I won't ask what those expectations were
swimmin in those pants, smokey. #monsterdon
#monsterdon so, dude who doesn't know how shirts work has no dad and an absentee mom who spends all her time in Acapulco.
I'm sure that information will pay off in some way later in the movie.
What the hell is with this weird piano score
Tex Montana Will Survive!
I can cop real good. #monsterdon
#monsterdon "Aw gimme a puff" Don't Bogart that thing, give us all a puff c'mon we're watching Laserblast!
The ragtime piano for this chase is A CHOICE.
Look at them stoner bastards :blobrollingeyes: #Monsterdon
Colonel is busy at the piano, sounds like.
The sheriffs in this film are here for comic relief, apparently.
π΅Polka Music TIme!! #Monsterdon
How you like that copβs shrug? π€·ββοΈ #Monsterdon
If they even say "meow" while pulling this guy over... #monsterdon #laserblast
This one cop looks like he's about to ascend #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π¦ π¦ π π₯π½ π¦ π π₯πΎ π±
We should add 'tires squeal on dirt' to all Monsterdon Bingo Cards
They were going for zany fun with the tuba music. I hate zany fun #monsterdon
wtf the music
ENGAGE THE RAGTIME PIANO
Keystone cop music.
When the honky tonk piano comes on, you know we're in for a good ol' laugh! HO ho ho.
Cops, dude.
(silly music)
indeed.
#monsterdon
"C'mon flash! We're in hot pursuit! Yee haw!"
It's the kind of car chase you would make if you had nothing better to do!
He didn't even puff. Weak sauce #Monsterdon #LaserBlast
aw leave the bill duncan kid alone stoner cops
@Taweret locally sourced I'm sure. #monsterdon
You GOT HIM TEX!
I'm surprised he didn't just run into that pole.
That cop has seemingly never smoked anything before, which is a little surprising given the date this came out.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
I wish I enjoyed being stoned nearly as much as this cop.
These cops are HILARIOUS though
Stoned cops.
Hilarity ensues.
Thatβs a strange response from the ex military guy, but I do not feel sorry for the protagonist so far.
Yeah, dude. That's why I can't smoke it either. Infusions on the otherhand...
Skunkweed #monsterdon