Kid stuff, like blowing up cars in enormous spectacular explosions

Sure

#Monsterdon

I bet Fed Guy uses a LOT of hairspray to get that look. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

#Monsterdon i just saw him button his shirt! finally

New shirt alert! With buttons.

#monsterdon

HE FOUND A DAMN SHIRT.

#monsterdon

@ricci That's good!

#monsterdon #laserblast

Me: Hahah, I got you! Best prank ever!!!
Friend: You blew up my CAR!!!!!!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah yes, those normal teen pranks of domestic terrorism

@moira But it comes with sprinkles!

#Monsterdon

Well that's easy, ain't been no news outta this town since, well... ever!

#monsterdon #laserblast

Car blowing up is “just kids stuff” ?! #Monsterdon

Nothin' unusual. Had a car blow up, but that's just the usual kids' stuff.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Finally - a shirt with working buttons

#monsterdon
#Laserblast

"Also I want a note that lists five things you've done in the last week. Understood?" #monsterdon

Ah, I had a manual typewriter. An old Underwood. Weighed about a ton, black cast iron. Good ol tickety tick tick DING

#Monsterdon #LaserBlast

Imagine if this had gotten a sequel?
The Turtle Empire Strikes Back.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Wait is the guy in the suit the director? why is he giving stage directions?

#Monsterdon

How many accents does this town have? #Monsterdon

Someone does not respect thorough records.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

Your car probably burns leaded gas and you're worried about a tamale in the morning?

#monsterdon

The card he handed him just said "please be nice to me :(:(:(" on it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon desk-sitting power games :D

"Won't you sit down sir, in this chair with your back towards me and facing away from me so I can clobber you in the skull?"

#monsterdon

@ricci "That's bad."

#monsterdon #laserblast

Oh, good. The mysterious dude in the suit. Surely he has some exposition in that briefcase. #monsterdon #laserblast

Psychic paper. Could be a Timelord. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

@Zerofactorial Oh, no, I don't even want to know about what that says about the hollywood industry...

(I think you might be right, minus maybe the stepford wives, but that is an outlier that shouldn't be counted)

#Monsterdon

Oh. It's now his Precious. #Monsterdon

Aye! It's Mort Metzger from Murder she Wrote #monsterdon

"what can i do for you fella?"
find me a different movie, please.
#monsterdon

"...name's Harry, Clean Harry."

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

I bet his shirt will be open again after this. #monsterdon

1, 2 and 3

#Monsterdon

RIP Eddie Deezen's car.
It's clearly his car, why else would the jock hang out with him but to steal his keys and go joy riding?
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Conspiracy movie, I forgot about this part TBH
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@bstacey https://xkcd.com/140/

#Monsterdon

"What are you doing, typing away a novel?" No, she's writing Spirk fic for her fan zine. Obviously.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

"Incel County"?

Oh, "Noel" County

#Monsterdon

@ricci Oo! That's good!

#monsterdon #laserblast

Will sheriff ever light this damn cigar?
#monsterdon

It's "Tucker and Dale versus burrito."
#monsterdon

@moira

but it comes with a free frogurt!

#Monsterdon

That “let’s have the man hold onto the girl” by the douche bro sidekick was so over the top.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

@bluecaller Are we watching the same movie? I saw the back of the woman who had her top off at the pool party, but that was it.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Is our scrawny cop wearing shoulder pads?
#monsterdon

Whoa! Watch it round those two! #monsterdon

I don't think there's tobacco in that sheriff's cigar. #monsterdon

@ricci "That's bad."

#monsterdon #laserblast

Looks like the body count for all the people this movie wants us to hate is about to start mounting.

#monsterdon #laserblast

'Quick, Froggy! pluck your magic twanger!!!'

#monsterdon

I think the whole movie is a metaphor about Billy struggling with his sexuality.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

#Monsterdon given this movie's decade, I'll be damned if the care explosion doesn't get blamed on the commies

what

did yall see that weird cut between shots or was it just me

was i falling asleep

#monsterdon

Why is the sheriff an extra from Goodfellas. #monsterdon

Aw he is very concerned about his partner's stomach lining.

#Monsterdon

hey, at least the cops are concerned about their health. #monsterdon

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but now I recognize and cannot place the actor playing the sheriff

The seduction of the alien gun.
"Touch me Billy. Reach up inside of me. Use me."
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Smoking *tobacco*, too. Now we just need coffee.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Apparently Billy really needs the laser cos he sure can't fight. I guess it helped neither of his opponents could either, and imagine being duffed by a tennis racket.

#monsterdon

This is the most titties I've seen in a PG movie

#monsterdon

Froggy working too hard. #Monsterdon

Aaaaaaand murderblast! Oh, dang. The dude got away. #monsterdon #laserblast

Important update: I have a problem in that I made more dipping sauce than dippable items

#Monsterdon

@gnomon

No. No, he does not. #monsterdon

Mmmm, breakfast tamale. Yes please.

#monsterdon

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I guess I just can't tell 70s shirtless dudes apart

Big Mood...like if I were there I would laserblast the hell outra that place too at this point #Monsterdon

why was that 40 year old man hanging out with the kids anyway #monsterdon

How many different people were involved in this soundtrack?

#Monsterdon

@moira Oh god, my insurance company isn't going to believe this...
#Monsterdon

So is he dreaming or sleepwalking?

I guess sleepwaking? What is happening?

#Monsterdon

This synth knows DRAMA, baby

#Monsterdon

And that's a wrap. G'night everyone. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Whee! Now that was a car blowin' up. Blowed up real good!

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

hey! he both exploded the car, AND exploded the car of two nasty jackasses who deserve it! APPROVE. #monsterdon

Oh, *now* the car explodes!

They really don't build 'em like they used to...

#monsterdon

Anyway, here comes an extended series of laser blasts punctuated by filler.

#Monsterdon

Oh right I forgot Eddie Deezen and his jock friend are WORST.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

He hates cars! #monsterdon

I was about to say "I wonder what the laser blaster is up to" but, uh, that's quite an answer

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Was that an AMC Gremlin? #Monsterdon #LaserBlast

Finally! The movie title thing happened!
#Monsterdon

ALIENS NUKED MY BUICK!

#monsterdon #laserblast

this makeup makes you even worse an actor billy
#monsterdon

The most plausible explanation for that scene is that she did somehow kill that dude with the tennis racket. #Monsterdon

yeah, you drink a half gallon of milk right before bed that's what is going to happen, duh.

#monsterdon

Okay. This is a cool mirror shot with the titular character (the laserblaster) in the shot.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

At least we had a clear Bechdel pass with her talking to the other woman about party attendance and how it relates to having a pool?

#Monsterdon

@brooke Yes! I can feel it! #monsterdon

hot damn
#monsterdon

"They tell me cake is bad for me. What about radiation?"
"What about it?" #Monsterdon #laserblast

#Monsterdon You see Billy, If you aren’t horny, you have wet dreams. We’ll have to burn the sheets now.

DUSTBUSTER AHOY

#monsterdon #laserblast

Get blasted! #monsterdon

Forgot to fill up his headlight fluid :kaboom:

#monsterdon #Laserblast #mst3k

omg! You did nothing wrong, lady! They literally tried to assault you! #monsterdon

"Someone chose to spend the money to remaster THIS."

#SplendaDaddy on Laserblast (1978) for #Monsterdon

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This is what happens when you promise the executive producer 90 minutes and you only have 45.

@jonny "plot", haha

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