All movie long this fucking guy wonβt wear a shirt and now heβs a big old hurry to put one on? #Monsterdon
That was a hilarious joke about Star Wars.
"Kid's nuts, seen Star Wars five times."
Pure DSM-IV, that. #monsterdon
@riedlr oof too real
I wonder if there's ever an explanation for Deputy Dawg not lighting his cigar.
Roddy McDowall!? Shame on you for being in this. #Monsterdon #Laserblast
They had at least a halfway competent makeup artist for this.
Why does Billy have a New York accent now?
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
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OBVS Roddy plays the doctor
Roddy McDowell examining the end of his career #monsterdon
"Eddie, have you ever been tested for an STD?"
#monsterdon
"Well, actually, I'm an expert in lightning."
we havenβt shot close-ups, letβs do that as awkwardly as possible #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "I know lightning when I see it!"
I sure as fuck hope the sexual assault charges on that little puke come out
Maybe it's just the lighting and the cast and their acting and the writing and the blocking, but this has a '1970s "adult" movie with the sex-scenes removed' feel about it.
BILLY HAS LEARNED TO USE BUTTONS! That laser gun made him smarter.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
Ok but that tease shirt was way ahead of its time. #Monsterdon
"That was the most truth-in-advertising that I've EVER seen on a t-shirt." #SplendaDaddy
#Monsterdon
"What? Who'd want to blow up the abuser's car? I can't imagine!" #monsterdon
Wait, so, they make them wait on a bench outside like they're waiting for the vice-principal?
Don't name drop a better movie #monsterdon #starwars
"tease shirt"
sir, that is a woman who would crush you to death before you even looked at her first button, please do not cat call her. #monsterdon
Billy looks an awful lot like Crazy Frog
Billy could have just worn a shirt under that giant amulet, but instead he's getting a nice big burn on his sternum. Well, we all make sacrifices for fashion.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
What is it with people eating off of other peoples food and silverware?
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I think those are curve-billed thrashers singing in the background
lmao
that
shirt
#monsterdon
Dr. Melon! Played by Rodd McDowall? #monsterdon
Spouseβs mom went to school with the sheriff with the cigar! #Monsterdon
that guy got the munchies still
#monsterdon
yes, he buttoned his shirt--because he has something to hide! So subtle! #monsterdon
Wait, did the film just turn into Porky's? Augh
"Oh my god Billy, it's bigger! And you spilled some solder on it!"
#Monsterdon
Lots of places in California got migration in from Texas and the Deep South during the 1930s and '40sβ¦.
Little bit of red to giant gross wound, anyone else having Requiem for Dream flashbacks?
We're only HALFWAY folks
@overholt There's always the aliens though
Good, I'm happy you 'understand',
now take that frickin cigar out of your mouth and keep it out
"My god Billy, it's bigger."
Ugh - more WEIRD Nipple s**t!
"Lump? It's just my third nipple"
#monsterdon
Stop staring at me, movie
#Monsterdon men would rather blast lasers than go to the doctor when their girlfriend complains about the growth on their chests
The suit is a metonymy for nasty city elites as you can tell by the music and hair.
#monsterdon Yeah, "Seal off the town" feels like a thing a rural sheriff's office could do.
Finally, enough of this guy's bare chest
@moira but the sprinkles have potassium sorbate!
He's gonna need to go in for a mid-chest-ogram
Seal the town! With only your two idiot cop employees! #monsterdon #laserblast
"My God Billy, it's bigger!"
Kinda fucking sherriffs office has enough manpower to shut down movement in a whole ass town?
Oh, he's actually buttoning it up this time!
#Monsterdon
I bet Fed Guy uses a LOT of hairspray to get that look. #Monsterdon #Laserblast
#Monsterdon i just saw him button his shirt! finally
New shirt alert! With buttons.
@ricci That's good!
HE FOUND A DAMN SHIRT.
Me: Hahah, I got you! Best prank ever!!!
Friend: You blew up my CAR!!!!!!
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon ah yes, those normal teen pranks of domestic terrorism
@moira But it comes with sprinkles!
Well that's easy, ain't been no news outta this town since, well... ever!
Car blowing up is βjust kids stuffβ ?! #Monsterdon
Nothin' unusual. Had a car blow up, but that's just the usual kids' stuff.
Finally - a shirt with working buttons
"Also I want a note that lists five things you've done in the last week. Understood?" #monsterdon
Ah, I had a manual typewriter. An old Underwood. Weighed about a ton, black cast iron. Good ol tickety tick tick DING
Imagine if this had gotten a sequel?
The Turtle Empire Strikes Back.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
Wait is the guy in the suit the director? why is he giving stage directions?
How many accents does this town have? #Monsterdon
Someone does not respect thorough records.
Your car probably burns leaded gas and you're worried about a tamale in the morning?
The card he handed him just said "please be nice to me :(:(:(" on it. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon desk-sitting power games :D
"Won't you sit down sir, in this chair with your back towards me and facing away from me so I can clobber you in the skull?"
@ricci "That's bad."
Oh, good. The mysterious dude in the suit. Surely he has some exposition in that briefcase. #monsterdon #laserblast
That's a realistic depiction of small town cops out in middle of fucking nowhere
Psychic paper. Could be a Timelord. #Monsterdon #Laserblast
@Zerofactorial Oh, no, I don't even want to know about what that says about the hollywood industry...
(I think you might be right, minus maybe the stepford wives, but that is an outlier that shouldn't be counted)
Oh. It's now his Precious. #Monsterdon
Aye! It's Mort Metzger from Murder she Wrote #monsterdon
"what can i do for you fella?"
find me a different movie, please.
#monsterdon
"...name's Harry, Clean Harry."
I bet his shirt will be open again after this. #monsterdon
1, 2 and 3
RIP Eddie Deezen's car.
It's clearly his car, why else would the jock hang out with him but to steal his keys and go joy riding?
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
Conspiracy movie, I forgot about this part TBH
#monsterdon
"What are you doing, typing away a novel?" No, she's writing Spirk fic for her fan zine. Obviously.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
@ricci Oo! That's good!
Will sheriff ever light this damn cigar?
#monsterdon
It's "Tucker and Dale versus burrito."
#monsterdon