Well son, that's an 1874 silver dollar! Don't find those in skin pores very often!
Man, this doc has the weirdest looks ever!
#monsterdon
Those look like food service gloves, not surgical. Meh. Billy will be fine. #monsterdon #laserblast
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That Billy asked 'can I get dressed now' when he was wearing the same jeans and no shirt he's been wearing this whole movie 🙄
Mr Mcdowell examining every instrument like it might be the one that can tell him what he's doing here right now. #monsterdon
Spanish silver?
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Wow, a JFK Silver Dollar!
Doc's never seen radiation burns before i guess
Oh fuck, I was thinking Fran was the unpopular one for being the only woman in the movie who wouldn't immediately starve to death after missing a meal, and then well I shouldn't say that. Then Billy's just like "she ate the whole birthday cake? *smirk smirk*" and fuck youuuuu
Oh right! I always forget Roddy McDowell is in this movie. I bet he would forget too. Unless the car it paid for was very good.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
Doc, is the rectal exam really necessary here? #monsterdon
Is it really dramatic movie?
#monsterdon
#monsterdon So the gun's keychain lanyard melted into his flesh? Is that the story?
Geez, doc, mask up at least #monsterdon
Yeah doc whatever. I am ambivalent about the rapidly spreading metal disc in my chest. Long as I'm not late for chilling in my van. Go nuts.
We're all thinking it, right? #monsterdon
Universe, did JMS watch this and use it for a Babylon 5 episode?
here we go, it's the genuinely creepy bit! The point worth watching! Don't blink, or you'll miss the horrifying medical extraction procedure! #monsterdon
#monsterdon holy shit he DOES know how buttons work!
Roddy McDowall!
It's a pore of winer. Dr. Pimple Popper gets rid of those all the time. #Monsterdon #Laserblast
@trixter Oh good, the movie wasn't gross enough already :/
Suddenly a big buzzer sound happens as the doctor plays "Operation"
Doc squeezing that like it's the world's most satisfying zit about to pop
Someone call Dr. Pimple Popper
Roddy McDowall, courtsey of The Pending Dept Talent Agency #monsterdon
He keep the munchies! #monsterdon
What was this film about again?
Uh oh. Chest wound turning into a solder-filled butthole, Billy. I'm a gonna pop it! #monsterdon #laserblast
Oh look! It's Roddy "I was blackmailed into appearing in this film" McDowell! #monsterdon
LMAO the dramatic close-up for the answering of the question of whether or not he can put his clothes back on. #monsterdon
"Tease shirt"
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OH NO HE'S GONNA POP IT LIKE A ZIT
Is he gonna light the cigar or just chew on it? #Monsterdon #laserblast
Oh great, just what we need, more excuses for our main character to not put a shirt on
The cops on "Reno 911" watch this to laugh at these cops.
Tease Shirt.
Okay solid joke.
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I'm afraid there's only one diagnosis, son. You have sternum vagina.
"Can I get dressed now, Doctor"
Billy, you aren't fooling anyone, you were not going to get dressed
billy, you have terminal alien hole
The learing. Oh my goodness.
Roddy why? how badly did you need money?
All movie long this fucking guy won’t wear a shirt and now he’s a big old hurry to put one on? #Monsterdon
That was a hilarious joke about Star Wars.
"Kid's nuts, seen Star Wars five times."
Pure DSM-IV, that. #monsterdon
@riedlr oof too real
I wonder if there's ever an explanation for Deputy Dawg not lighting his cigar.
Roddy McDowall!? Shame on you for being in this. #Monsterdon #Laserblast
They had at least a halfway competent makeup artist for this.
Why does Billy have a New York accent now?
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
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OBVS Roddy plays the doctor
Roddy McDowell examining the end of his career #monsterdon
"Eddie, have you ever been tested for an STD?"
#monsterdon
we haven’t shot close-ups, let’s do that as awkwardly as possible #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "I know lightning when I see it!"
Maybe it's just the lighting and the cast and their acting and the writing and the blocking, but this has a '1970s "adult" movie with the sex-scenes removed' feel about it.
I sure as fuck hope the sexual assault charges on that little puke come out
BILLY HAS LEARNED TO USE BUTTONS! That laser gun made him smarter.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast
Ok but that tease shirt was way ahead of its time. #Monsterdon
"That was the most truth-in-advertising that I've EVER seen on a t-shirt." #SplendaDaddy
#Monsterdon
"What? Who'd want to blow up the abuser's car? I can't imagine!" #monsterdon
Wait, so, they make them wait on a bench outside like they're waiting for the vice-principal?
Don't name drop a better movie #monsterdon #starwars
"tease shirt"
sir, that is a woman who would crush you to death before you even looked at her first button, please do not cat call her. #monsterdon
Billy looks an awful lot like Crazy Frog
Billy could have just worn a shirt under that giant amulet, but instead he's getting a nice big burn on his sternum. Well, we all make sacrifices for fashion.
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What is it with people eating off of other peoples food and silverware?
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I think those are curve-billed thrashers singing in the background
lmao
that
shirt
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Dr. Melon! Played by Rodd McDowall? #monsterdon
Spouse’s mom went to school with the sheriff with the cigar! #Monsterdon
that guy got the munchies still
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yes, he buttoned his shirt--because he has something to hide! So subtle! #monsterdon
Wait, did the film just turn into Porky's? Augh
"Oh my god Billy, it's bigger! And you spilled some solder on it!"
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Lots of places in California got migration in from Texas and the Deep South during the 1930s and '40s….
Little bit of red to giant gross wound, anyone else having Requiem for Dream flashbacks?
We're only HALFWAY folks
@overholt There's always the aliens though
Good, I'm happy you 'understand',
now take that frickin cigar out of your mouth and keep it out
Ugh - more WEIRD Nipple s**t!
"Lump? It's just my third nipple"
#monsterdon
Stop staring at me, movie
#Monsterdon men would rather blast lasers than go to the doctor when their girlfriend complains about the growth on their chests
The suit is a metonymy for nasty city elites as you can tell by the music and hair.
#monsterdon Yeah, "Seal off the town" feels like a thing a rural sheriff's office could do.
Finally, enough of this guy's bare chest
@moira but the sprinkles have potassium sorbate!
He's gonna need to go in for a mid-chest-ogram
Seal the town! With only your two idiot cop employees! #monsterdon #laserblast
"My God Billy, it's bigger!"
Kinda fucking sherriffs office has enough manpower to shut down movement in a whole ass town?
Oh, he's actually buttoning it up this time!
#Monsterdon