Well son, that's an 1874 silver dollar! Don't find those in skin pores very often!

#monsterdon #laserblast

Man, this doc has the weirdest looks ever!
#monsterdon

Those look like food service gloves, not surgical. Meh. Billy will be fine. #monsterdon #laserblast

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That Billy asked 'can I get dressed now' when he was wearing the same jeans and no shirt he's been wearing this whole movie 🙄

Mr Mcdowell examining every instrument like it might be the one that can tell him what he's doing here right now. #monsterdon

Spanish silver?
#monsterdon

Wow, a JFK Silver Dollar!

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"It won't hurt"

Yeah, sure doc

#Monsterdon

Doc's never seen radiation burns before i guess

#Monsterdon

Oh fuck, I was thinking Fran was the unpopular one for being the only woman in the movie who wouldn't immediately starve to death after missing a meal, and then well I shouldn't say that. Then Billy's just like "she ate the whole birthday cake? *smirk smirk*" and fuck youuuuu

#monsterdon

Oh right! I always forget Roddy McDowell is in this movie. I bet he would forget too. Unless the car it paid for was very good.
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Doc, is the rectal exam really necessary here? #monsterdon

Is it really dramatic movie?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon So the gun's keychain lanyard melted into his flesh? Is that the story?

Geez, doc, mask up at least #monsterdon

Yeah doc whatever. I am ambivalent about the rapidly spreading metal disc in my chest. Long as I'm not late for chilling in my van. Go nuts.

#monsterdon

We're all thinking it, right? #monsterdon

Universe, did JMS watch this and use it for a Babylon 5 episode?

#monsterdon

here we go, it's the genuinely creepy bit! The point worth watching! Don't blink, or you'll miss the horrifying medical extraction procedure! #monsterdon

#monsterdon holy shit he DOES know how buttons work!

Roddy McDowall!

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

It's a pore of winer. Dr. Pimple Popper gets rid of those all the time. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

Roddy McDowall is Doctor Mellon?

Didn't see that coming.

#monsterdon

@trixter Oh good, the movie wasn't gross enough already :/

#Monsterdon

Suddenly a big buzzer sound happens as the doctor plays "Operation"

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Doc squeezing that like it's the world's most satisfying zit about to pop

#Monsterdon

Someone call Dr. Pimple Popper

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Roddy McDowall, courtsey of The Pending Dept Talent Agency #monsterdon

"Can I get dressed yet, doctor?"

"No. Come in the other room."

...that's what she said.
#monsterdon

He keep the munchies! #monsterdon

What was this film about again?

Uh oh. Chest wound turning into a solder-filled butthole, Billy. I'm a gonna pop it! #monsterdon #laserblast

Oh look! It's Roddy "I was blackmailed into appearing in this film" McDowell! #monsterdon

LMAO the dramatic close-up for the answering of the question of whether or not he can put his clothes back on. #monsterdon

"Tease shirt"
#Monsterdon #LaserBlast

OH NO HE'S GONNA POP IT LIKE A ZIT

#monsterdon #laserblast

Is he gonna light the cigar or just chew on it? #Monsterdon #laserblast

Oh great, just what we need, more excuses for our main character to not put a shirt on

#Monsterdon

The cops on "Reno 911" watch this to laugh at these cops.

#monsterdon

Tease Shirt.
Okay solid joke.
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I'm afraid there's only one diagnosis, son. You have sternum vagina.

#monsterdon

"Can I get dressed now, Doctor"

Billy, you aren't fooling anyone, you were not going to get dressed

#Monsterdon

billy, you have terminal alien hole

#monsterdon

The learing. Oh my goodness.

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Roddy why? how badly did you need money?

#Monsterdon

All movie long this fucking guy won’t wear a shirt and now he’s a big old hurry to put one on? #Monsterdon

That was a hilarious joke about Star Wars.

#Monsterdon

"Kid's nuts, seen Star Wars five times."

Pure DSM-IV, that. #monsterdon

@riedlr oof too real

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"can I get dressed now?"

Yes.

YES BILLY YOU CAN. PLEASE GET DRESSED ALREADY

#Monsterdon

I wonder if there's ever an explanation for Deputy Dawg not lighting his cigar.

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Roddy McDowall!? Shame on you for being in this. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

They had at least a halfway competent makeup artist for this.

#monsterdon

Why does Billy have a New York accent now?
#Monsterdon #Laserblast

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OBVS Roddy plays the doctor

Roddy McDowell examining the end of his career #monsterdon

"Eddie, have you ever been tested for an STD?"
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we haven’t shot close-ups, let’s do that as awkwardly as possible #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "I know lightning when I see it!"

Maybe it's just the lighting and the cast and their acting and the writing and the blocking, but this has a '1970s "adult" movie with the sex-scenes removed' feel about it.

#monsterdon

I sure as fuck hope the sexual assault charges on that little puke come out

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BILLY HAS LEARNED TO USE BUTTONS! That laser gun made him smarter.
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Ok but that tease shirt was way ahead of its time. #Monsterdon

"That was the most truth-in-advertising that I've EVER seen on a t-shirt." #SplendaDaddy
#Monsterdon

"What? Who'd want to blow up the abuser's car? I can't imagine!" #monsterdon

Wait, so, they make them wait on a bench outside like they're waiting for the vice-principal?

#monsterdon #laserblast

Don't name drop a better movie #monsterdon #starwars

"tease shirt"
sir, that is a woman who would crush you to death before you even looked at her first button, please do not cat call her. #monsterdon

Billy looks an awful lot like Crazy Frog

#Monsterdon

Billy could have just worn a shirt under that giant amulet, but instead he's getting a nice big burn on his sternum. Well, we all make sacrifices for fashion.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

What is it with people eating off of other peoples food and silverware?

#Monsterdon

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I think those are curve-billed thrashers singing in the background

lmao
that
shirt
#monsterdon

Dr. Melon! Played by Rodd McDowall? #monsterdon

Spouse’s mom went to school with the sheriff with the cigar! #Monsterdon

that guy got the munchies still
#monsterdon

yes, he buttoned his shirt--because he has something to hide! So subtle! #monsterdon

Wait, did the film just turn into Porky's? Augh

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"Oh my god Billy, it's bigger! And you spilled some solder on it!"
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"My god, Billy! It's bigger!"

....that's what she said.

#monsterdon

@LingLass

Lots of places in California got migration in from Texas and the Deep South during the 1930s and '40s….

#monsterdon

Little bit of red to giant gross wound, anyone else having Requiem for Dream flashbacks?

#Monsterdon

We're only HALFWAY folks

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@overholt There's always the aliens though

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Good, I'm happy you 'understand',

now take that frickin cigar out of your mouth and keep it out

#Monsterdon

@ricci [whimpers in confusion]

"...can I go now?"

#monsterdon #laserblast

Ugh - more WEIRD Nipple s**t!

#monsterdon

"Lump? It's just my third nipple"
#monsterdon

Stop staring at me, movie

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#Monsterdon men would rather blast lasers than go to the doctor when their girlfriend complains about the growth on their chests

Doctor Mellon?

OK.

#monsterdon

The suit is a metonymy for nasty city elites as you can tell by the music and hair.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yeah, "Seal off the town" feels like a thing a rural sheriff's office could do.

Finally, enough of this guy's bare chest

#Monsterdon

@moira but the sprinkles have potassium sorbate!

#Monsterdon

He's gonna need to go in for a mid-chest-ogram

#monsterdon #laserblast

Seal the town! With only your two idiot cop employees! #monsterdon #laserblast

"My God Billy, it's bigger!"

#Monsterdon #Laserblast

Kinda fucking sherriffs office has enough manpower to shut down movement in a whole ass town?

#Monsterdon

Oh, he's actually buttoning it up this time!
#Monsterdon

ayyyyy he buttoned his shirt

oh yikes

guess that's why 🥴
#monsterdon