#monsterdon Yeah, take that Star Wars.
You may have an academy award and billions of dollars in total revenue, but do you have a weird gun that makes your skin turn green?
I thought not.
"Should we also do makeup for the chest and arms of our protagonist who is constantly displaying his chest in the scenes where his face turns green?"
"Nah, nobody will notice"
This movie is doubling it's pyro budget in the last ten minutes.
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Producer: We need to cut our automobile door budget by 50%. Who’s got ideas? #Monsterdon
Now zombie ape Billy is just going around shooting all sorts of shit. Phone booths, mailboxes, cars, buildings, the cops. Why? We don't know. Now he is dancing some sort of ballet of destruction around the wreckage. This is filmic storytelling at its best.
In retrospect, Billy's shirtlessness was a regulating factor keeping his blastomania at bay.
Interpretive dance interlude!
This weapon seems like it has some pretty bad drawbacks for say, practice shooting or hunting...
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The film composer is drunk with power now too #monsterdon
Us cyclists are becoming more #teamlaserblast by the minute #monsterdon
Oh, that's a federal offense. The Post Office does not fuck around.
I want to see Billy complete his metamorphosis, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen.
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#monsterdon holy shit I thought I was confused BEFORE the hippy van driver started talking.
1. Green makeup. Monster go pew pew.
2. Blast hippy dude. No make up.
3. Drive van with side missing. No make up.
Continuity is as good as pacing.
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I wonder how this movie would do if you synced it with Jesus Christ Superstar. #Monsterdon #laserblast
I feel like this movie is to satisfy that itch that nowadays would be to enter creative mode in minecraft, lay TNT in random places, and light it.
The sheriff's department sure did a terribad job of shutting down the highways leading to the town (or am I the only one who remembers the spook giving that order). #monsterdon
Great scene, but the sheriff cars where already thumbling before the shot
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we're up to 6 now. this is the cars exploding movie
well, at least we're blowing up more cop cars? #monsterdon
Now it feels like we’re on the set of a disaster movie picking up explosion shots.
Billy don't be a hero
Well it looks like #Raygun iis a lot better than #laserblast
welp the movie is called "laserblast"
It's commonly misunderstood that Billy is becoming a zombie. He is becoming an shirtless turtle alien.
@diazona <weeps softly> It's all I wanted....
#Monsterdon and here we see the underside of a Ford POS.
Ope, there it goes...
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We have 6 minutes left in the film, and I haven't yet figured out what it's about.
If he's redeemed by Kathy's love I'm gonna call bs #monsterdon
I'm just waiting for the cop car to explode
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#Monsterdon the hell kind of ammo does this thing take?
He's gonna be sad when he's scrounging around for D cell batteries!
before billy was acting on revenge, now he just hates cars and that's his only motivation. why did the aliens make a car hatred necklace amulet #monsterdon
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OK honestly they drove right into that one
Normal Billy is a douchebag.
Laserblaster Space Billy I like though. Space Billy ROCKS! #Monsterdon
@gnomon <taps nose>
'It’s a mammal-hunt! A mammal-hunt!!'
Statistics show most people who blow shit up with a laser once will feel compelled to do so again. #monsterdon
"How much dynamite have you got? Get more." #monsterdon
So I guess the last 10 minutes is just pyrotechnic effects and random limb flailing? #monsterdon #laserblast
That was the first phone booth to go and now there are no phone booths left.
Now the FX crew is just running around blowing shit up - in a city somewhere, 'cause our little flyspeak town don't have buildings like that.
Star Wars: Making low budget scifi movies seem even worse.
Billy vs. Car Culture.
Billy in monster/alien form has a fetish for setting cars on fire.
That was a very "erps" expression with the green face and side eyes just then
car explosion count: 4
take that, rear projection!
Is this movie just about Billy shooting up things the writer in particular hates? Cops. Bullies. Hippies. Star Wars. Pinball?
@hollie can I laserblast the sign
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The VW Van. The most versatile car ever made.
Tron-like score has returned!
But... why?
Is this like at the end of UHF where Weird Al was pretending to be Rambo and he blew everything up?
Funny, that's not how they usually treat _respectable_ rapists 'round there….
Was that dance swinging the gun a chainsaw massacre tribute? #Monsterdon
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How is alien Billy OK to drive after all that?
take that ma bell!
Tell us more how you really feel about Star wars making a much much better film than you can 😂 :kaboom:
The wrath of Nosfer-eh-tu.
@diazona I feel like this is a sign
now we blow up a hand-painted Star Wars sign for no reason whatsoever! #monsterdon
Except so we can use it in the commercial, of course.
Alien murder ghost gun possessed BIlly is cool with an ass, grass, or gas hippie.
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Eat shit Star Wars!!!
Guy in the VW van is definitely hoping the thing on Billy's arm is a bong. #monsterdon
#monsterdon, If you are watching Laserblast and were on the fence about Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, just know that it also achived the same high quality rating of 2 and a half stars!
Damn, he just laserblasted caffeine-free Daniel Stern
Blast this sign! #Monsterdon
Oh, and blast my driver!
THANK YOU. #monsterdon
Truly, these are the Star Wars. #monsterdon
Ain't nothing but rattlesnakes and turtles. Especially giant shell-less ones
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I feel like this guy's white panel van was used in some early shots as Billy's white panel van, but then they gave Billy the white panel van with the footprints and I guess they forgot to change it everywhere?
If anyone needed a good laserblast. #monsterdon
YEAH FUCK STAR WARS
Definitely not enough screen time for the aliens. Adorable little guys. Definitely the best part. #monsterdon
@wohali@timeloop.cafe With a shovel, man!
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Nuthin' out here but rattlesnakes and SPACE TURTLES! Far out!#Monsterdon
They shot the Star Wars sign. What epic symbolism. 😂
And that's what the director thinks of Star Wars.
This guy's rambling story is more coherent than the entire rest of the movie. #monsterdon #laserblast
Take that Lucas! #Monsterdon #Laserblast
yeah and the rattlesnakes and turtles would be 10x more interesting to watch at this point
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@YsengrinWolf Sounds about right for this movie though
holy cow, Billy, take the laserblaster to this driver. this is literally my nightmare. being stuck in a car with a dude who thinks he's great because he wears flower print shirts and just won't shut up. #monsterdon
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Yay - the shell-less turtle aliens are back.
they should have called the bounty hunters from "critters"
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Betty Crocker runnin' clear cross the sky sayin' you never outgrow your need for milk.
I don't know man, you dig me?
"30,000 feet straight up in a field of frozen yo-yos."
What the hell is *he* talking about.
Hey, wait, who is this guy? This guy is somebody
That musta been some strong sativa
I left just after he blewd up the jerk's car. What did I miss? #Monsterdon
Finally a character I can understand
"Hop in brother" *continues driving for another 12 feet* #monsterdon
does anything about this make sense? no. no, it does not. should anything about this make sense? no, no it should not.
Perhaps this is an allegory of power and the repercussions of the marked failure to exercise a duty of care to the point that is is clearly negligence. Though maybe I am reaching a bit.
Secret government agency. Best air support they can get is not Airwolf, or Blue Thunder, but a fucking Piper Cub and one guy with an M16.
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PLEASE movie let the last 11 minutes of this film be 100% stop action aliens