Well it looks like #Raygun iis a lot better than #laserblast

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welp the movie is called "laserblast"

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It's commonly misunderstood that Billy is becoming a zombie. He is becoming an shirtless turtle alien.

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#Monsterdon and here we see the underside of a Ford POS.

Ope, there it goes...
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Are we sure this was a movie?

Like, really, really sure?

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We have 6 minutes left in the film, and I haven't yet figured out what it's about.

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If he's redeemed by Kathy's love I'm gonna call bs #monsterdon

I'm just waiting for the cop car to explode
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#Monsterdon the hell kind of ammo does this thing take?

He's gonna be sad when he's scrounging around for D cell batteries!

before billy was acting on revenge, now he just hates cars and that's his only motivation. why did the aliens make a car hatred necklace amulet #monsterdon

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OK honestly they drove right into that one

Normal Billy is a douchebag.

Laserblaster Space Billy I like though. Space Billy ROCKS! #Monsterdon

@gnomon <taps nose>

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'It’s a mammal-hunt! A mammal-hunt!!'

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Statistics show most people who blow shit up with a laser once will feel compelled to do so again. #monsterdon

So I guess the last 10 minutes is just pyrotechnic effects and random limb flailing? #monsterdon #laserblast

"How much dynamite have you got? Get more." #monsterdon

That was the first phone booth to go and now there are no phone booths left.

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Now the FX crew is just running around blowing shit up - in a city somewhere, 'cause our little flyspeak town don't have buildings like that.

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Star Wars: Making low budget scifi movies seem even worse.

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Billy vs. Car Culture.

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Billy in monster/alien form has a fetish for setting cars on fire.

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car explosion count: 4

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That was a very "erps" expression with the green face and side eyes just then

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take that, rear projection!

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@hollie can I laserblast the sign

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Tron-like score has returned!

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But... why?

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Is this like at the end of UHF where Weird Al was pretending to be Rambo and he blew everything up?

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Funny, that's not how they usually treat _respectable_ rapists 'round there….

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That stunt driver really earned his payday.

EDIT: All three of them!

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Was that dance swinging the gun a chainsaw massacre tribute? #Monsterdon

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How is alien Billy OK to drive after all that?

take that ma bell!

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Tell us more how you really feel about Star wars making a much much better film than you can 😂 :kaboom:

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@diazona I feel like this is a sign

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now we blow up a hand-painted Star Wars sign for no reason whatsoever! #monsterdon

Except so we can use it in the commercial, of course.

Alien murder ghost gun possessed BIlly is cool with an ass, grass, or gas hippie.
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Eat shit Star Wars!!!

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Guy in the VW van is definitely hoping the thing on Billy's arm is a bong. #monsterdon

#monsterdon, If you are watching Laserblast and were on the fence about Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, just know that it also achived the same high quality rating of 2 and a half stars!

Damn, he just laserblasted caffeine-free Daniel Stern

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Blast this sign! #Monsterdon

Oh, and blast my driver!

THANK YOU. #monsterdon

Truly, these are the Star Wars. #monsterdon

Ain't nothing but rattlesnakes and turtles. Especially giant shell-less ones
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I feel like this guy's white panel van was used in some early shots as Billy's white panel van, but then they gave Billy the white panel van with the footprints and I guess they forgot to change it everywhere?

Definitely not enough screen time for the aliens. Adorable little guys. Definitely the best part. #monsterdon

If anyone needed a good laserblast. #monsterdon

YEAH FUCK STAR WARS

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They shot the Star Wars sign. What epic symbolism. 😂

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Nuthin' out here but rattlesnakes and SPACE TURTLES! Far out!#Monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe With a shovel, man!

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And that's what the director thinks of Star Wars.

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This guy's rambling story is more coherent than the entire rest of the movie. #monsterdon #laserblast

Take that Lucas! #Monsterdon #Laserblast

yeah and the rattlesnakes and turtles would be 10x more interesting to watch at this point
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@YsengrinWolf Sounds about right for this movie though

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holy cow, Billy, take the laserblaster to this driver. this is literally my nightmare. being stuck in a car with a dude who thinks he's great because he wears flower print shirts and just won't shut up. #monsterdon

🦖 Explosive WELCOME to all first time #Monsterdon participants tonight!!

Yay - the shell-less turtle aliens are back.

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they should have called the bounty hunters from "critters"
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Betty Crocker runnin' clear cross the sky sayin' you never outgrow your need for milk.

I don't know man, you dig me?

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"30,000 feet straight up in a field of frozen yo-yos."

What the hell is *he* talking about.

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Hey, wait, who is this guy? This guy is somebody

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That musta been some strong sativa

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Finally a character I can understand

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I left just after he blewd up the jerk's car. What did I miss? #Monsterdon

does anything about this make sense? no. no, it does not. should anything about this make sense? no, no it should not.

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"Hop in brother" *continues driving for another 12 feet* #monsterdon

Perhaps this is an allegory of power and the repercussions of the marked failure to exercise a duty of care to the point that is is clearly negligence. Though maybe I am reaching a bit.

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Secret government agency. Best air support they can get is not Airwolf, or Blue Thunder, but a fucking Piper Cub and one guy with an M16.
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PLEASE movie let the last 11 minutes of this film be 100% stop action aliens

Billy? #monsterdon

Come on, Chelonians. Save us from this movie. #monsterdon #laserblast

Eddie Deez nuts roasting on an open car fire.
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That guy celebrates like that _whenever_ he shoots a teenager.

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These ET-ass aliens with their metal detector get like five seconds of screen time?

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Aliens: Hey, Ugh, look - laserblasted exploded car hulk.

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@diazona Maybe they'd been eating beans #monsterdon

12 minutes remain.

I don't know if I'll make it. #monsterdon

"Hey, Gorblat, you got any eyedrops?"

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That's three-piece suit #4

#monsterdon um...

In the scenes where the car is on fire, you can clearly see the driver wearing a helmet.

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Aliens go QUACK

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@mdhughes "This Machine Laserblasts Fascists." #Monsterdon

THE BOYS ARE IN TOWN LETS GOOOO
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YAY

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what kind of explosives were they carrying in that car

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Oh nice. 10 seconds without torturous music. #monsterdon

All right! the droopy drawer aliens are back!!!! #monsterdon

ANyway, enough about them. They exploded. #monsterdon

Kids should have known better than to buy a cybertruck

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I wonder if those were cragar rims, since there was a sticker on every surface of the car. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like I've been paying attention and I just need one question answered that I haven't figured out yet.

What the fuck is going on?

The very latest fashion.
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This music reminds me of playing an NES game.

#Monsterdon #Laserblast1978

RIP 1955 Chevrolet Two-Ten, the best character
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