Billy? #monsterdon

Come on, Chelonians. Save us from this movie. #monsterdon #laserblast

How many classic cars were destroyed in this movie?

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Eddie Deez nuts roasting on an open car fire.
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That guy celebrates like that _whenever_ he shoots a teenager.

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These ET-ass aliens with their metal detector get like five seconds of screen time?

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@diazona Maybe they'd been eating beans #monsterdon

Aliens: Hey, Ugh, look - laserblasted exploded car hulk.

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12 minutes remain.

I don't know if I'll make it. #monsterdon

"Hey, Gorblat, you got any eyedrops?"

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#monsterdon um...

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That's three-piece suit #4

In the scenes where the car is on fire, you can clearly see the driver wearing a helmet.

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Aliens go QUACK

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@mdhughes "This Machine Laserblasts Fascists." #Monsterdon

THE BOYS ARE IN TOWN LETS GOOOO
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I miss the aliens. #Monsterdon

YAY

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what kind of explosives were they carrying in that car

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Oh nice. 10 seconds without torturous music. #monsterdon

All right! the droopy drawer aliens are back!!!! #monsterdon

ANyway, enough about them. They exploded. #monsterdon

Kids should have known better than to buy a cybertruck

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I wonder if those were cragar rims, since there was a sticker on every surface of the car. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like I've been paying attention and I just need one question answered that I haven't figured out yet.

What the fuck is going on?

The very latest fashion.
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This music reminds me of playing an NES game.

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RIP 1955 Chevrolet Two-Ten, the best character
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I think they should have added another explosion...
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tragic music.

too bad we wanted them to be blown up. #monsterdon

Actually a nice detail, ejection port cover was closed, he cocked the piece, and it opened.

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nm
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@amyfou Sure he looks goofy, but the US military would like to have a word with the lad #monsterdon

And nothing of value was lost 💓

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Froggy didn't deserve that

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note where we were. In the desert.

now, suddenly, we're on the highway, where there's greenery and stuff.

amazing, how that happens.

blasting gives you energy, and prevents dehydration even when your mouth is hanging open? #monsterdon

also, that's an awfully long song they're listening to in the 50s car?

thank you

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The director instructed the actor playing Billy to act like an excited t-rex when he's carrying the laser.

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noooooo the classic car RIP

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@yatsu I know, Billy is awesome everyone stop picking on him.

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Okay so "die in a fire" isn't always just a thing we say

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I think my brain has seized up. #Monsterdon #Laserblast

It's kinda hard to take the lasergun possession seriously when it just makes you flail around like a bad zombie

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The laser blaster destroyed Billy's mind so much, he started using it as a club to cut grass? Who built this thing?

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I told you, he hates cars! #monsterdon

Laserblunkst.

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#Monsterdon The foley guy has a lot of neat ideas that won’t cost very much!

Oh thank god, they're killing Eddie Deezen.

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I'm totally gonna replace the steering wheel in my Subaru with one of those with the holes in the middle.

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Billy is literally just the dude who did too much acid at the party last night. This is all his trip.

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So the necklace activates the laser, but also causes spastic failing. Seems like that might be bad for targeting. #monsterdon #laserblast

Meanwhile, two men go somewhere. #monsterdon

Is that the same plane we saw at the beginning of the movie?

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back to the red car couple. Gee, kill them Billy, please
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what is Bill's motivation for laserblasting his small town to pieces?

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You've just been... *puts on sunglasses" Laserblasted.
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zombie billy isn't th monster here it's the movie itself that's the monster

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Well, that was sooner than expected.

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"Next on KCUF 99, it's all synthesizer, all the time!"

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when your cousin owns a small plane and a machine gun and wants to be in a movie #Monsterdon

i mean, i'm not actually Team Billy, but he does seem to be against SA, he seems comfy with makeup on masc people, and he is using his newfound power to take down authority figures and bullies, sooo... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #monsterdon

Was really not expecting this 'Billy fighting a small plane' scene #Monsterdon

If you came into the movie expecting only one laserblast behold your cup doth runneth over. #monsterdon

Someone was high AF when they green lit this. #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie yeah, I know, but I can't get those few seconds out of my head #monsterdon

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The airplane mid-shots are so clearly shot on a different day than the shots of weirdo alien laserblaster Billy swinging this laserblaster on the hill

Won't be long now!

Famous last(ish) words.

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After DOGE, Secret Special Anti-Alien Technology Forces have to use Piper Cubs from the 60s.

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Awfully fast insurance payout on the old car, but they had to get them into a new vehicle _somehow_.

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that's... that's not how you scythe grass.

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Now he's literally beating his chest in defiance of Emergency Alert One Squad. <sob> #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Seems on-brand. Cops strafe shooting suspects from the air with fully automatic rifles. Poop!Billy seems to be having a sexual response to being shot from the air. That’s fine. He eventually had one. Good for him.

"ok then the plane blows up"
"oh ok then the plane disappears in a photographic effect"

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20 laser blasts
2 cars
1 gas station
1 pinball table
1 C172

and the movie's over, right? yay?

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this is just so bad

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c'mon billy, stop dancing and shoot the airplane
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It's weird that we have come across the Eddie Deezen alien invasion cinematic universe so close together isn't it? Like what are the odds?
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So, the "sniper" sent to take out Billy is cheering about how he just shot someone?

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Oh good, more vintage car!

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Called it.

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Who am I supposed to be rooting for in this airplane scene? #monsterdon

no footage of plane explosion 😔
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RED 5 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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When do the rapist pair get bbq'd?

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Billy does a good chimpanzee Thunder Dance.

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Oh snap, you made him open his shirt

Now you're in for it

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I just realized, it's a movie filmed in the 70s and I haven't seen a single Mustang yet. Did I nod off?

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If it hadn't been blown-up and it had been kept out of the sun and the damp, today that pinball table would sell for more money than this movie made, in toto.

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How did he get so many jobs? #monsterdon

oh lord, the plane blew open his shirt again. just when we gotten him to close it. #monsterdon

Also, wha does the zombie makeup end at his chin?

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You fools! The natural enemy of the airplane pilot is the laser! #monsterdon #laserblast

Just how much *sweat* is in the laser blaster at this point? Billy's hand has to be *slick*.

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@CactuarJoe i wouldn't be surprised if Pepsi tried to pay to have their product removed, this is an un-dorsement #Monsterdon

It's a Coleman Francis movie now with law enforcement in an aircraft shooting at people they just assume to be guilty #Monsterdon

Did I miss how these guys in the plane knew who and where they were looking? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Hey boss, can we mount some guns to this plane?"

"Naw, just have bob hang out the windows with a rifle"

When the sniper turns the hat around, it's real. #monsterdon

This soundtrack could use more cowbell.

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