so, The Beast brought his armies and The King brought his glavies... #monsterdon

I see your schwartz is as big as mine

#monsterdon

so are all married people on this planet able to shoot fire from their hands?

#monsterdon

WILHELM SCREAM #monsterdon

so given how videogamey this finale is was the game first or the movie

#monsterdon #Krull

He hasn't lost a son, he's gained a flame thrower. #Monsterdon #Krull

and the wedding ceremony comes back. i think this movie thinks it knows something about Writing... #monsterdon

The glaive was inside us all along... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Beast is still alive and we’ve lost Boomerang Excalibur!

yeauck
#monsterdon

That was the least convincing tuck and roll maneuver #monsterdon

Chekov's fire #monsterdon

@Cherizilla omg #monsterdon

Come back glaive. Come baaaack!
#Monsterdon

And that's it for the Glaive. Really it seemed like it should have done more. #Monsterdon #Krull

The Beast kinda got smaller ... no, wait, they're bigger again.

#Monsterdon #Krull

And the Black Fortress fucks off into the sky?

#monsterdon #krull

I almost wish it had come back to him, but uncontrollably, and took off his head.

#Monsterdon #Krull

So like why didn't he turn into a tiger like days ago?

#Monsterdon

More fanfare from the soundtrack for the King loosing his toy than for when Hagrid died. #monsterdon

I swear evil dude practically dodged *into* the way of the glaive/starfish/knife thingy

#Monsterdon

I'll just get this Glaive and - OH SHIT HE'S STILL ALIVE

#Monsterdon

oh, to have loved and to have glaved... #monsterdon

Have they STILL not explained why they are inside someone else's body like Innerspace or Gullivers Travels or something #monsterdon #krull

Hordor! Hordor!

#Monsterdon

Absolutely no Bechdel test pass in this film.

#monsterdon

glaive is out of glaive juice, please refill

#Monsterdon #Krull

what it's like not being able to climax

#monsterdon

@maple jinx you owe me a coke

#monsterdon #Krull

GLAIVE STUCK THEME

#Monsterdon

All glaved out.

#monsterdon #krull

use the force, colwyn

#monsterdon

Colwyn is....

USING THE FORCE!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

i don't understand

Cheer up, he's in a better place now, and that place is Hogwarts #monsterdon

The eye of the beast! #Monsterdon

Welcome to Castle Greyskull

#monsterdon

you were TOLD the thing had limited battery

#Monsterdon

It’s a good thing our protagonist got in some mountain climbing practice at the start of this film.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

McGlavin

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#monsterdon Oop it is boss fight time apparently

"If you lose your disc, or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution!" #monsterdon

space alien has never seen spinny things before!

#monsterdon

This beast is some Cthulhu shit

#monsterdon

You know, they could have saved **SO** much trouble if they'd just figured out the Flamethrower Thing back at the wedding.

#Monsterdon

@GeePawHill

[gestures mystically]

Join ussss...

#monsterdon

If it bleeds we can kill it. #Monsterdon #Krull

Load bearing boss. (Which honestly feels perfectly plausible in this setting)

#monsterdon #krull

If there is one think this intrepid band of warriors does well it is dying dramatically #Monsterdon

the magical boomerang hits this very hard to hit combination of goofy but not fun at all #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

how are there still 16 minutes in this movie

Damn, I wonder if that boomerang could go get me a coffee. #Monsterdon

noooo my lindor balllllllllll

#monsterdon #Krull

whaaaaaat

whattttt

WHAAAAT

WHAT KIND OF SATURDAY MORNING CAN'T SHOOT THE ViLLAIN MUST DROP ROCKS ON THEM BULLSHIT IS THIS

#monsterdon #Krull

I definitely cringed at the spikes. #Monsterdon

Wilhelm scream?

#Monsterdon

wtf why didn't she just use her hot girl witch powers earlier
#monsterdon

OMG, magic glaive, you had one job!

#Monsterdon #Krull

SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!

#Monsterdon

It's GA ME RA
GA ME RAAAA

#monsterdon

y'know you don't have to aim those at your body yourself, you can like squirm around them

#monsterdon #Krull

Torquil's gettin quilled

#monsterdon

Oh oof ouchies owieeeeeee

#Monsterdon

if you are afraid of needles, look away now

#monsterdon

The Glaive in action looks like something from a 70s kaiju movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no! the guy who said this mission was gonna get them killed got killed

"but me mum gave me that dagger..." #monsterdon

Okay, unique mystic artifact and all that, but can it open the wall a little faster?

#Monsterdon #Krull

Oooh! OOOOOH! He's been waiting the whole movie to use the thing! Use the thing, Chris Pratt!

#Monsterdon #KRULL

HE'S GONNA USE THE THINGY!
*audience cheers and throws popcorn*
#Monsterdon #Krull

And that's why they call it the Kabob Room.

#Monsterdon #Krull

so the glaive is just a floating welding torch?

#monsterdon

It's nice these Fire-Mares just naturally roam around with tack and saddles #monsterdon

Foley Artist:
MORE CATBELL
#monsterdon

Chekhov's ninja throwing star drill thing?

Oh cool they noclipped out of the level

#Monsterdon

I'm starting to wonder if they added the music on afterwards to save the movie....
#monsterdon

THAT'S RIGHT, THE ANCIENT WEAPON IS BASICALLY A GLORIFIED BLOWTORCH, WHAT A FANTASTICAL MAGICAL POWER FANTASY, WHAT IF A KING WAS A WELDER. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon basalt columns baby (call me a basalt bitch if you like, it rocks my world)

this woulda made a good doctor who set

#monsterdon #Krull

Runtime so long I forgot there was a glaive in this movie.

#Monsterdon

so it was a can opener the whole time

#monsterdon

THE GLAIVE

I forget what The Glaive's powers actually are. Oh wait, no I don't. They were never established.

Cool, they can just be whatever we need for this next bit, then.

#Monsterdon

One hour and 41 minutes into the film, we see the glaive for a third time #monsterdon

I'd like to see this throwing star go up against the Phantasm Ball

#Monsterdon

There are lasers in this world.

Surely they also have reciprocating saws? Maybe cordless ones?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

TIGER!!

@arisummerland #monsterdon

The tiger bit was a nice payoff.

#Monsterdon

I'll die here. I'd have too much alimony to pay otherwise.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

The gaffers had a lot of fun with all these empty hallways.

Another off-screen TF, this time into tiger

#Monsterdon #Krull

Why are they running around inside the Lexx?

#Monsterdon #Krull

KITTY! Good choice. #Monsterdon #Krull

So NOW they have a rope? #monsterdon

"Tell Mareth I loved her. Tell Karen I loved her too. And tell Jessica she was really great. And, um, you know, the other one, tell her I liked her too." man's death scene goes on for five full minutes. #monsterdon

Movie's starting to go all Rogue One on us #Monsterdon

His particular set of skills did not include laser evasion. #monsterdon

r2d2 noises *and* Tron light effects?

this movie is so technically great.

technically.

#monsterdon

Farewell, Liam Neeson, until I get around to watching the upcoming remake of Naked Gun #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “I have a certain set of skills… that are totally useless, here…”