so, The Beast brought his armies and The King brought his glavies... #monsterdon
I see your schwartz is as big as mine
so are all married people on this planet able to shoot fire from their hands?
WILHELM SCREAM #monsterdon
so given how videogamey this finale is was the game first or the movie
He hasn't lost a son, he's gained a flame thrower. #Monsterdon #Krull
and the wedding ceremony comes back. i think this movie thinks it knows something about Writing... #monsterdon
The glaive was inside us all along... #monsterdon
#Monsterdon The Beast is still alive and weโve lost Boomerang Excalibur!
yeauck
#monsterdon
That was the least convincing tuck and roll maneuver #monsterdon
Chekov's fire #monsterdon
Come back glaive. Come baaaack!
#Monsterdon
And that's it for the Glaive. Really it seemed like it should have done more. #Monsterdon #Krull
The Beast kinda got smaller ... no, wait, they're bigger again.
And the Black Fortress fucks off into the sky?
I almost wish it had come back to him, but uncontrollably, and took off his head.
#Monsterdon #Krull
So like why didn't he turn into a tiger like days ago?
More fanfare from the soundtrack for the King loosing his toy than for when Hagrid died. #monsterdon
I swear evil dude practically dodged *into* the way of the glaive/starfish/knife thingy
I'll just get this Glaive and - OH SHIT HE'S STILL ALIVE
oh, to have loved and to have glaved... #monsterdon
Have they STILL not explained why they are inside someone else's body like Innerspace or Gullivers Travels or something #monsterdon #krull
Hordor! Hordor!
Absolutely no Bechdel test pass in this film.
glaive is out of glaive juice, please refill
#Monsterdon #Krull
what it's like not being able to climax
@maple jinx you owe me a coke
GLAIVE STUCK THEME
All glaved out.
use the force, colwyn
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i don't understand
Cheer up, he's in a better place now, and that place is Hogwarts #monsterdon
The eye of the beast! #Monsterdon
Welcome to Castle Greyskull
you were TOLD the thing had limited battery
Itโs a good thing our protagonist got in some mountain climbing practice at the start of this film.
McGlavin
#monsterdon Oop it is boss fight time apparently
"If you lose your disc, or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution!" #monsterdon
space alien has never seen spinny things before!
This beast is some Cthulhu shit
You know, they could have saved **SO** much trouble if they'd just figured out the Flamethrower Thing back at the wedding.
If it bleeds we can kill it. #Monsterdon #Krull
Load bearing boss. (Which honestly feels perfectly plausible in this setting)
#monsterdon #krull
If there is one think this intrepid band of warriors does well it is dying dramatically #Monsterdon
the magical boomerang hits this very hard to hit combination of goofy but not fun at all #monsterdon
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how are there still 16 minutes in this movie
Damn, I wonder if that boomerang could go get me a coffee. #Monsterdon
noooo my lindor balllllllllll
whaaaaaat
whattttt
WHAAAAT
WHAT KIND OF SATURDAY MORNING CAN'T SHOOT THE ViLLAIN MUST DROP ROCKS ON THEM BULLSHIT IS THIS
I definitely cringed at the spikes. #Monsterdon
Wilhelm scream?
wtf why didn't she just use her hot girl witch powers earlier
#monsterdon
OMG, magic glaive, you had one job!
SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!
It's GA ME RA
GA ME RAAAA
y'know you don't have to aim those at your body yourself, you can like squirm around them
Torquil's gettin quilled
Oh oof ouchies owieeeeeee
if you are afraid of needles, look away now
The Glaive in action looks like something from a 70s kaiju movie #monsterdon
#Monsterdon oh no! the guy who said this mission was gonna get them killed got killed
"but me mum gave me that dagger..." #monsterdon
Okay, unique mystic artifact and all that, but can it open the wall a little faster?
#Monsterdon #Krull
Oooh! OOOOOH! He's been waiting the whole movie to use the thing! Use the thing, Chris Pratt!
HE'S GONNA USE THE THINGY!
*audience cheers and throws popcorn*
#Monsterdon #Krull
And that's why they call it the Kabob Room.
so the glaive is just a floating welding torch?
It's nice these Fire-Mares just naturally roam around with tack and saddles #monsterdon
Foley Artist:
MORE CATBELL
#monsterdon
I'm starting to wonder if they added the music on afterwards to save the movie....
#monsterdon
THAT'S RIGHT, THE ANCIENT WEAPON IS BASICALLY A GLORIFIED BLOWTORCH, WHAT A FANTASTICAL MAGICAL POWER FANTASY, WHAT IF A KING WAS A WELDER. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon basalt columns baby (call me a basalt bitch if you like, it rocks my world)
this woulda made a good doctor who set
Runtime so long I forgot there was a glaive in this movie.
so it was a can opener the whole time
THE GLAIVE
I forget what The Glaive's powers actually are. Oh wait, no I don't. They were never established.
Cool, they can just be whatever we need for this next bit, then.
One hour and 41 minutes into the film, we see the glaive for a third time #monsterdon
I'd like to see this throwing star go up against the Phantasm Ball
There are lasers in this world.
Surely they also have reciprocating saws? Maybe cordless ones?
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TIGER!!
The tiger bit was a nice payoff.
I'll die here. I'd have too much alimony to pay otherwise.
The gaffers had a lot of fun with all these empty hallways.
Another off-screen TF, this time into tiger
Why are they running around inside the Lexx?
KITTY! Good choice. #Monsterdon #Krull
So NOW they have a rope? #monsterdon
"Tell Mareth I loved her. Tell Karen I loved her too. And tell Jessica she was really great. And, um, you know, the other one, tell her I liked her too." man's death scene goes on for five full minutes. #monsterdon
Movie's starting to go all Rogue One on us #Monsterdon
His particular set of skills did not include laser evasion. #monsterdon
Farewell, Liam Neeson, until I get around to watching the upcoming remake of Naked Gun #monsterdon
#Monsterdon โI have a certain set of skillsโฆ that are totally useless, hereโฆโ