"Tell Merith I loved her. Also Sally. And Bridget, and Ginny, and Bobby, and..." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ARTAX NO

We will call them . . . FIRE MARES. Because when they run really, really fast . . . their hooves are on fire! Oh, and they CAN FLY like ET!!! And . . . let's have the music from ET, too!

#Monsterdon

self-sacrifice
#monsterdon

@yatsu Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our wives. #Monsterdon

do a barrel roll

(anti-laser evasive maneuver)

#Monsterdon

You know what. The foley artists deserve a medal for NOT using the Wilhelm scream there. #Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon We have Wilhelm Scream!

Liam Neeson punches out, gets a death speech....

#Monsterdon

Was that a Wilhelm scream???

#Monsterdon

WILHELM SCREAM!

#Monsterdon

THERE'S the wilhelm

#monsterdon #Krull

Ah, the three elements, rocks, horses, and lasers

#Monsterdon

Heh, kind of a half-aborted dodge roll there from our bandit chieftan :P #Monsterdon

cyclops pancakes anyone?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dude if you could do all that before, why wait?

omg! was that Hagred!? #monsterdon

Missed opportunity for a Wilhelm scream there. #Monsterdon

Despite my superior knowledge of this type of setting, I, like, you, am also confused about why the Cyclops is here

#Monsterdon

Exactly one character in this party is actually capable of advancing the plot (what of it there is)

#Monsterdon

The giant didn't scream as he was crushed....

#Monsterdon

"Can see the time of his own death" is the same thing as "can get shot multiple times and not die if it's not the time of his own death." That makes total sense.

#monsterdon

oh no! the petrified wood trash compactor door!

#monsterdon

Tiger!!! :blobcatknife:

#Monsterdon

Cyclops got that laser vaccine. #monsterdon

He's holding open all the garbage smashers on the detention level!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎶 Heels on fiiiire, rollin down the road

@Taweret every single scene of this #Monsterdon gets its own epic end of movie climax music as if it was some sort of Oprah Winfrey giveaway it's AMAZING

Cyclops just DGAF anymore #Monsterdon

with my Fork of Might, I shall vanquish the dark fortress! #monsterdon

Oh, an eight-year-old boy just walked up to me yesterday and told me that I had to accept my fate.

#Monsterdon

"...3po, shut down the trash compactor! 3po!"

#Monsterdon #Krull

I bet if you had a nickel for every time someone said 'It's worse than I thought." at the cast and crew screenig you'd have a sackfull. #monsterdon

Ricocheting light beams! Ka Pwing!

#Monsterdon

They got Mario!

#monsterdon #krull

No, not Robbie!

#monsterdon

Kitty!

#monsterdon #krull

@combatwombat
"C'mon Marty! Where we're going we won't NEED roads!"
#monsterdon

And another Redshirt bites the dust! #Monsterdon

Damn, who let zee Germans in on the attack plan?

#Monsterdon

Mixed bag of practical effects in that riding montage. The green screen sucked, but the fire trail across the landscape looked cool as hell #monsterdon

So you got the GUTS to climb the CRAG #monsterdon #krull

good scream
#monsterdon

Slayers turning up for the night shift at work, "OI! Buzz off! get off me bosses's castle exterior. Ya ruddy Krullish wankers."
#Monsterdon #Krull

nothing a movie with no ideas loves to do more than to make there be more than one sun #monsterdon

aw, i wanted the cyclops and wizard to date #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon beast's moving fortress

[horns intensify]

#Monsterdon

Did they run out of money for the up-close fortress rocks? #monsterdon

Devil's Brigade attack! PPCLI FTW!

#Monsterdon

Ha, it's Star Trek set mountain :D #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

It's like a medieval Budweiser commercial.

meanwhile in northeastern oregon

#monsterdon #Krull

@allanb This is nuts. N V T S nuts!
#monsterdon

The flaming horses in the distance of the landscape is so fucking good. #monsterdon

Hey music, are we there yet?

#Monsterdon

ET but with horses. #monsterdon

"Merry Krullsmas to all,
And to all a good night!"

#monsterdon

Two thirds of all out of control brush fires on Krull are caused by Fire Mares yearly. #Monsterdon #Krull

It's... a Santa film, now?

#Monsterdon #Krull

It's Santa! #monsterdon

look, we got FIRE, we got HORSE

what more do you want? functioning backgrounds? pah. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Santa! Is that you!

Did we get a little bit of day for night in there? It's not #Monsterdon without day for night.

Just awful green scrren background. #monsterdon

This whole fire horse thing seems kind of dangerous?

#monsterdon #krull

I'm sort of surprised their feet hanging down by the stirrups aren't getting burnt off

#Monsterdon

the resulting wildfires caused an estimated $35 million in damages across the valley region

#monsterdon #Krull

once again the music doesn't match anything at all

#monsterdon

Now That's What I Call Green Screen

#Monsterdon

How did they switch on turbo on the mares? #monsterdon

wow okay the bluescreens do NOT work

#monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon NOOOO NOT OVERALLS GUY!

Take that Chariots of Fire!

#Monsterdon #Krull

You know if they made this now the Fire Mares would have CGI flames or something, and it would look worse than just a bunch of cool shire horses

#Monsterdon

A league is about 5km. 1000 leagues a day, so 208 km/h (130 mph). Those are some speedy firemares. #monsterdon

FIRE MARE THEME!!

#Monsterdon

Wow! This green screen is terrible! #monsterdon

Oh, the guards also have white armor!

#monsterdon #krull

"It's his time to die," says the small child.

#monsterdon #krull

"Gentle as a baby"

Mate, have you seen a baby? They know not their own power, and have no control therein.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Harry, you’re a Farrier.

It's clear that, for a lot of these dudes, this is totally their first rodeo. #monsterdon

Liam, why are you in this movie?

#monsterdon

If it's 1000 leagues to the place, and these horses can travel 1000 leagues in a day, is it a good idea to spend what looks like most of the morning catching them?

#monsterdon

Why the long face?

#horses

#Monsterdon

I wonder how the old horses feel about being ditched for the new ones?
And what do they do with their lives now?

#Monsterdon

@moira Half-djinn. #sorrynotsorry

#monsterdon #krull

Let's see. Cut the "finding the Glaive" rock-climbing sequence and the swamp sequence. Have the Glaive be an artifact that the prince-now-king carries with him but does not know how to use. ("This? It's just a relic --- a ceremonial symbol.") They try to find the Seer to learn how the Glaive works, not how to find the Black Fortress (the fact that it moves adds nothing). They establish that the Widow of the Web exists but rule out trying to learn any secrets from her because to visit her is certain death. The Seer turns out to be a trap, and they have no choice but to find the Widow.

Not a deep story, but it'd have better pacing.

#Monsterdon

Remember, these clowns are trying to assault a magic castle guarded by laser bolt spear shooting guards, with, like, 10-15 mercs armed with swords and a magic glaive.

They have lost BOTH of their magic-users already! All they have left is a badly specced level 2 bard. 😬😖

#Monsterdon #Krull

So we're just getting an extended horse-rustling scene, huh? #Monsterdon

Well, big spider, you were the one shining light of this film… #monsterdon

No, you've gotta sneak up on the horses and then mount them and then press the button to try to calm them

#monsterdon #krull

#Monsterdon Here comes the galloping fire-crotch horses. You call them fire mares. We know why they gallop. Sluts. ;)

flamin' coconuts
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon wow, that got *dark*

So, this old flames reuniting scene is a bit forced

#monsterdon

:: waits patiently through Thumbtack promo ::

#monsterdon

Fire Mares can travel that fast!

Fire Mares, right of course, those things.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

FIRE MARES???