#Monsterdon Do Fire Mares come from the Fire Swamp? When they reach the Iron Desert, is something forged?

@strangefour@retro.pizza It still got me choked up.

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"Wild fire mares / couldn't drag me away"

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STOP. HORNER TIME. #monsterdon

_sure_ this looks like a real place, not a sound stage...
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#monsterdon Why is Corwyn constantly smirking at completely inopportune moments, it is off-putting

#Monsterdon I often times wish that death scenes were more like Ready or Not at the end. Kaaa-splotch!

he doesn't look like eddington at all to me

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"I got sand in my pocket, and the other one is holding a peace sign!" #Monsterdon
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Please tell me the spider noise is over. #monsterdon

TASK NUMBER FOUR!

The Firemares.

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ooh, I know this! They just need to take these giant eagles! #monsterdon

"do not squander it, as you have squandered your career on this movie!" #monsterdon

Spider spider
spider spider
does whatever a spider spider

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OK so they have no roads and no pockets.

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Dude, put the sand in your pocket or something, geez. Get some lateral thinking!

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"Fly, you fools." #Monsterdon

did we learn anything from that crystal spider scene i could not bring myself to pay attention to it #Monsterdon

"I can not stop the sand."
"You can not stop time..."
Poetic and melancholy. But in the service of a stop motion spider scene. heh.
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@ohiofi I must not Krull.
Krull is the mind-killer.
Krull is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Krull.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Krull has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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I like that they didn't make the spider any more fantastic than a really big house spider.

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Aside from some costumed women at the interrupted wedding and our princess damsel in distress, are there any other women-ish characters? So far failing Bechdel test for sure. #monsterdon

@Cherizilla Holy Crap! I totally didn't catch that. Man I hate that guy (Eddington). But that was kind of the point. :-) #Monsterdon #Krull

what even just happened

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There's some tragedy and yet forgiveness and redemption here in this scene. Also a bit touching. #Monsterdon

Well, Hobby Lobby's never taking return on that hourglass now :/ #Monsterdon

"...if I could turn back time"

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30-Minute Poll

To create the effect that a destroyed building ascended to the heavens, filmmakers:

prolly like onions and eggs and popadoms

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See, I'm legit tearing up. I've always loved Ynyr and Lyssa, so tragic.

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The Iron Desert, The Bronze Desert, The Stainless Steel Desert... #monsterdon

Does this world work on Undertale logic? Are these two from a previous save?

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Lyssa, girl, he only shows up in your web when he wants your visions, he's just not that into you. #monsterdon

lady, you've broken the law before.... #monsterdon

These are the sands of my life, running through the hourglass. Like the days of our lives

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@trixter "That is the lure of the web... That and the free porn." #Monsterdon

ah, the power of true love to make someone conform externally to hegemonic beauty standards #monsterdon

yeesh I can smell his breath
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This spider special effect is pretty cool looking, actually.
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@cd0 Let's play spot the fetish #monsterdon

Apparently the novelization strongly implies that the old man and old witch are the ancestors of the protagonist and his lover.

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Isn't that the Mom from OG Dune?

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This is proper drama right here

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okay, damn girl, that was a twist. #monsterdon

Two people named Lyssa?

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@SordidAmok Good point. (On the spear, I mean) #monsterdon

Glass spider is kinda cute.
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It's always weird to be at your ex's place.

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lady, you ain't that bad now... #monsterdon

And I was a complete dumbass with all of my heart

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the glassiest of glass sp00ders

she is lovely

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@Louisa late 90s Ralph Fiennes though, good for her #monsterdon

Oh the widow is his ex-wife? Her title is foreshadowing?
Man the soundtrack is shouting how intense this is but it's trying way too hard here.
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The widow has great time management. #Monsterdon

Animators earned every penny

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I love the stop-motion spider just a lil friend

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Me at work next year: "Love is fleeting, power is eternal."

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Seriously where did you get this footage of my pre-peri-menopausal uterus #monsterdon #krull

Your boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble

(sorry)

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A great big stop motion beastie has come to liven up the movie!
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Wait. He knows her name, and that gives him only, like 60 seconds of hourglass time? I thought he could control her with her name, or something.

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fuck yeah team sp00der

/╲/\╭ºoꍘoº╮/\╱\

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Oh wow, can you ever hear the Aliens music here. #monsterdon

Okay I like the spider. #monsterdon

Some parts of this movie do look really cool. #monsterdon

the spider puppet is SO GOOD #monsterdon

Fun fact: this was the first scene they filmed.

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True Facts: Also no safety equipment used in this at all!

No one call SAG. NO ONE.

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You can't have Glass Spiders without also having David Bowie!

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Straight up Shelob. What the heck?

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The king has full-on Captain Kirk charisma. People who meet him are willing to die for him like an hour later. #monsterdon

Stop motion spider, hell yeah! #monsterdon

DON'T MIND MY PET, SHE'S VERY FRIENDLY AND JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GROOMER'S

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Oh we're getting some stop motion spider! :D I knew this movie would be worthwhile :D #Monsterdon

I SEEK THE GRAIL

wait...no...

WIDOW!

I SEEK THE WIDOW!

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the housing developers on this planet all went through a big german expressionist phase

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#Monsterdon “Enter here and die.” How refreshingly straightforward.

#Monsterdon Hey! That’s gaslighting and narcissistic abuse! Awww! Just like home, fills me with the comfort of childhood trauma. Good times. The big bad is always bad, but when you fail to provide the beast narcissistic supply, he hurts those that you love! Ha ha! I’m twelve again! Teehee!

@yatsu Styrofoam falling hazards everywhere! #Monsterdon

Falling rocks aren't nearly as interesting as the cinematographer thought. #Monsterdon #Krull

@arisummerland only if you bring the whole cult with you. #Monsterdon #CultOfRamenCatholicism

@FoxMime

Oh hell yeah it's SPIDER TIME 🕸️

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power is fleeting!

...which is why i have this UPS

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Seriously, forced consent is not meaningful consent.

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This is reminding me a bit of the Marvel comic Runaways where one of the characters is being courted by a Skrull prince, but she's gay and not into it and he does the same "I can assume any form I wish" line and she's instantly like "Oh, word? Okay, I'll marry you then." #monsterdon

he is SO CHARMING kek #monsterdon

Power is fleeting.

Love is eternal!

Cheese is delicious.

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Heck yeah, spider!!!

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I'm worried that some of you didn't spend $18 beating the Krull arcade game.

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power is eternal. also you could have DISCO MIRROR OUTFIT. #monsterdon

That princess is trapped in some very dope matte paintings and cool boney architecture. I'm happy for her, actually.

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Is this symbolism for... Something very very dirty.
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Is Widow of the Web another name for Fediverse chick? #monsterdon

did we ever figure out WHY Tha Beast wants this paltry kingdom on an insignificant planet? #monsterdon

I saw that mirrored robe on the new OKGO video

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Manos. The halls of fate.

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Ah yes, the "If you don't do what I want I will harm the people you love, it's your choice" gambit.

The beast is just another abusive asshole.

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lol, freaky red eyed Beast fiancé is freaky!

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Was she walking out of the butthole of the dragon? #Monsterdon

I really like the Lyssa sequences. They look cool and do an okay job conveying the horror that has befallen her

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