Gotta say, I really like these fortress sets and mattes and what not. This bony-ass hall could be a @MichaelWhelan cover.

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Welcome to the Hall of Teeth!

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"We're your family now." Is it insensitive for me to say I saw that coming? Too soon? #Monsterdon #krull

The Princess's part of the movie is like if Hellraiser 2 was a Chanel ad. #monsterdon

love a wench who flirts using a plate of boiled potatoes #monsterdon

The queen is trapped in the Final Fantasy parts of a Kingdom Hearts game. #Monsterdon

"You must eat something. Please, for me?"

Lady I don't think that's how eating works

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The many wives of Liam Neeson. Wait is that were all the ladies have been? Banging Liam?
#Monsterdon #Krull

How much did they spend on these matte paintings and sets for 30-second clips, if that? Amazing.

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Will we get a Bechdel pass? Probably not.

#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon Merith is happiest on Nickel Night.

Now we know where all of Liam Neeson's children in his newer movies come from I guess

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Fkn a, #Monsterdon is doing one of my faves, and I missed most of it

Party on, nerds. Lol (love you)

wait, WHO TF ARE THESE PEOPLE? #monsterdon

Faithful is my middle name.

Liam Faithful Neeson.

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That horse was NOT cool with being slapped like that. #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🪐 KRULLIFIC TRIVIA ⚔️ 🎆

The Glaive was too good to disappear. It was seen again in the Final Battle in Ready Player One (2018).

More rock climbing! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon did they just go back to the other side of the set to get their horses?

#Monsterdon They’ll eventually refer to him as “A serial bigamist” and it sort of just rolls off the tongue, don’t it?

@diazona "milk me" #Monsterdon

Cylops wants to cook that dog. I can see it in his eye. #Monsterdon

@gnomon They sure were not dragging those horses through the quicksand! #Monsterdon #Krull

I was wondering if this was the film that got Horner his job scoring Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan, but apparently that was Wolfen. #monsterdon

AGGHhh fix the horse's halter so it's not in their eye

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Doctor: You only have two hours to live!

Me: I know how to make that feel like four....

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@rallias It was supposed to be based on DnD according to IMDb trivia: „Since around 1980, this movie has been rumored to have originally been planned to tie-in with the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) and was to be known as "Dragons of Krull," for which a screenplay was being written. According to E. Gary Gygax, "to the best of my knowledge and belief, the producers of Krull (1983) never approached TSR [the publisher of D&D] for a license to enable their film to use the D&D game IP and did not draw inspiration from the game IP."“ #monsterdon

Credit where credit is due: they made this movie feel like it's WAY longer than it actually is. #Monsterdon #krull

"If I'm not back by morning.. I will be doing the walk of shame"

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I'm glad this wasn't one of those nude animal shapeshifter deals

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They kind of skipped over running into the remnants of a village, I think?

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@srol It's a beautiful day in the fantasy film and you are a horrible goose

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It's a good thing the characters have read the script and know there's nothing suspicious about the sudden puppy appearance right after they killed a dangerous shapeshifter

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Wait, where did all the horses come from?

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#Monsterdon 🤴 ⚔️ 👰 🐉 🔮 😱

PUPPY

oh my GAWD they put a basset hound puppy in my new favorite movie, everyone stop making fun of it RIGHT NOW #monsterdon

oh, so Ergo needs a PalmPilot. I see. #monsterdon

i am worried for this puppy's future in this movie, but it's such a wild improvement over his human form that i think i'll allow it. #monsterdon

"Blast, I really must get organized one of these days"

I did not expect myself to begin relating to Ergo

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Okay the dog's adorable.

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@RamenCatholic @JoeWynne @Bluedepth and millennials

when did quicksand *stop* being a looming threat? #Monsterdon

They’re on the land, they’re in the water. Slayers’re gonna getcha.

#Monsterdon #Krull1983

@Bluedepth At least, it's not the kind of country were old men should be.

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I appreciate the sets. effort was made, now they would just have a computer do it

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Okay, I've finally seen the scene from the rifftrax promo. My work here is done. #monsterdon (j/k)

There is no try. Only do. #Monsterdon #Krull

wait, who is this guy again? #monsterdon

Nice two sunset~

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Pull doesn't rhyme with Krull

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"She had another name once. An ancient and powerful name. Sally, we called her, back then."

#monsterdon #Krull

Sometimes a family is a mommy & a daddy and sometimes a family is a deposed king a cyclops a silly wizard a bandit a revelator a #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic
Think how many of the poor movies we have seen on #Monsterdon could have been improved easily with quicksand scenes.

@Bluedepth

also the crowd shots make it clear the guy who keeps babbling about how short he is like average height? like there's at least four people there the same height as him

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we've achieved The Thing crossover

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"We're your family now."

Oh, great. Wonderful, thanks, uh, dad :/

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"Oh by the way, the Beast has doppelganger changelings that he might throw at us. Just FYI. Maybe I should have mentioned that earlier."

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"You listen here, Trump! No means No...!"

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Oh hell yeah, that's some dope monster effects.

These practicals are great.

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#Monsterdon we're gonna lose a guy like artax aren't we

*face goes dark* "artax..."

The beast has many weapons, this is one of them, a changeling. Be on the look out for Benson's new chief of staff Clayton.

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Meanwhile in the fantasy remake of The Thing.
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wow I thought that evil doppelganger thing was going to go on at least a little longer, they were super ready to stab that old man to death huh #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that’s what radiation poisoning can do to you!

they had a big special effects budget, you say? #monsterdon

YES! SHOW US WHAT YOU CAN DO, VFX

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fake-seer turning into whatever was at least terrifying

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@JoeWynne quicksand was a bogeyman for the Greatest Generation too, even in radio serials! #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth

Love a good evil shapeshifter

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yeah yeah gonna fight himself in the form of himself but in darth vader's armour get it over with

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What are the odds they encounter precisely one quicksand patch in their entire journey

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I think that couldn't have been a very serious Slayer fight because they immediately undercut it with a bunch of dialogue #monsterdon

Wizards give the bog indigestion #Monsterdon #Krull

nobody notices that The Siri suddenly has black eyes. #monsterdon

@jonny boring or deeply traumatic. RIP Artax. #Monsterdon

[fake seer] . o O ( I am absolutely NAILING THIS )

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Strange men lying in quicksand distributing sacks is no basis for a form of government.
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DÖPPELSEER !!!

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"quit touchin me like that, fam!" #monsterdon

My favorite scene in Krull? Probably when the old wizard is alone and indulges in a little self-abuse

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#Monsterdon The Quicksand has indigetsion?

The bonus is that every scene could be a metal album cover.

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@Andres4NY I'm sure it wasn't supposed to look like that but it absolutely did

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"Oi...! A Cyclops just winked at me...!"

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old mangasm

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Movie quicksand and movie black holes both *suck*

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#Monsterdon I have never seen quicksand scenes move this slowly.

#Monsterdon that is a lot of vermiculite in the quicksand scene

#Monsterdon Menno went full Mennen. The best a man can get. Blub blub.

@moira Dude just gave the fuck up

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This littke quicksand pond has been the most menacing adversary so far which says something dunnit? #Monsterdon

None of you brought rope on this adventure?!

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Welp, there's one Redshirt down. #Monsterdon

Synchronized slayers must have been practicing for Nationals #monsterdon

Cyclops is very awkward large lad. Tries to tell jokes but kills all of them.
#Monsterdon #Krull

#Monsterdon What do I wish for? Better pacing.

Is that sack REALLY important?

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ASS HOLE!!

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yeah, just have a seat right there. don't mind us leaving you alone for a bit

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eugh, it's like damp sawdust. nasty. #monsterdon

Honestly, the mulch on top of water is not a bad effect. Nice job.

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